Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=DRRonin] But the basics of what I reported were fact - tourism is way down, the political unrest has no effect on Farangland, all the girls I have talked to tell me biz has rarely been slower, the Nana Parking Lot has had 10-15 girls on most nights when in the past they had over 50 on a good night, the Nana Disco had about 20 girls when they used to have over 100, many of the go-go bars were nearly empty of customers, it rains a lot, things are slow compared to previous visits. Was that really so offensive? I apologize for not giving a rah-rah report and saying every girl in Bangkok was as hot as a firecracker. Now please take a valium and go to bed little girl.[/QUOTE]

Tourism may be way down overall, but at 10:00 on Friday night, there were 37 ladies (counted)with their umbrellas in the pouring down rain On the Nana lot waiting for their dates. I am sure the number will shrink on the weekdays. So, there is still talent looking to score.
At 1600hrs on Thursday there was not an empty seat at the beergarden with the ratio of about 1.5 girls to guys.
The hotel that I am staying in is completly booked, with a waiting list. Now granted, it is a small hotel, but 3 weeks ago when all the political stuff started the hotel was at 70%. So it does not seem to bother some folks.

So, I just guess it depends upon where you are, and who you talk to. We all know that that the talent moves around, just like the customers, so for those who think that it is miserable, it will be. And, for those who think it is great, it will be. Perception.

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]
She says she feels sick so I give her a few minutes in the bathroom and hearing no noise, go in to check she is ok.
Shock horror – the girl is squatting head down the ‘big white telephone’ but, even worse, there is a huge pool of menstrual blood on the floor under her tiny arse. The girl has ‘come on’ and not even realised it yet cos she definitely wasn’t like that in the bar 30 minutes ago. Just my fucking luck – time to call it a day !!
Its now 6 am, Im sitting here, pissed off and typing this as she lays on a towel on the bed snoring her head off – a great night in Bangkok, all I have to do is get rid of her, that is going to be fun ????

Cheers, FF[/QUOTE]

Sounds like one of my nights..................(but I just laughed so hard I just puked some of my milkshake up)

[QUOTE=Penbelly]Actually, I'm 37 but feel like I am 27. If somebody is 60 and can have sex that much (Viagra or not) good for him. I have cheated fate with the fun I have had here and elsewhere so I wish everyone could be as fired up as me about mongering in general. Sadly, that's not what I have seen on this board. Again, the posts seem to be about a better time. In a better place. It's a pity and is referred to as "gilding the lily. " When someone boo-hoos about the good old days when actually they weren't any better than the present. An entire generation did this at Woodstock, turning a three-day nightmare of incessant rain, horrific sanitation conditions, and genuine misery into the defining moment of their generation.

OTH, Your Soi Cowboy info was refreshing for a change. Your 'NEP was crap' in '97 comment is so ridiculous I couldn't comprehend it in a million years. But hey, that's your OPINION.

To the fellow who bragged about shagging Viking women in Frankfurt. So what. It's Viking women. A Viking today said "Hello" hopefully to me as I walked by in the mall. She was ignored. She was a Viking. OTH, I will NOT F-off and die but be in BKK in Oct should you want to relate that to me in person.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

When you get to BKK why not just sit back, calm down and make a lot of observations that we can all use. A nice trip report is fun to read.....not this arguing and fighting. It makes the "read" very unpleasant. Please stop.

[QUOTE=Penbelly]Actually, I'm 37 but feel like I am 27. If somebody is 60 and can have sex that much (Viagra or not) good for him. I have cheated fate with the fun I have had here and elsewhere so I wish everyone could be as fired up as me about mongering in general. Sadly, that's not what I have seen on this board. Again, the posts seem to be about a better time. In a better place. It's a pity and is referred to as "gilding the lily. " When someone boo-hoos about the good old days when actually they weren't any better than the present. An entire generation did this at Woodstock, turning a three-day nightmare of incessant rain, horrific sanitation conditions, and genuine misery into the defining moment of their generation.

OTH, Your Soi Cowboy info was refreshing for a change. Your 'NEP was crap' in '97 comment is so ridiculous I couldn't comprehend it in a million years. But hey, that's your OPINION.

To the fellow who bragged about shagging Viking women in Frankfurt. So what. It's Viking women. A Viking today said "Hello" hopefully to me as I walked by in the mall. She was ignored. She was a Viking. OTH, I will NOT F-off and die but be in BKK in Oct should you want to relate that to me in person.

Cheers[/QUOTE]
Who told you I shagged "Viking" women? Why do you continue talking about things you don't know? FYI, there are all sorts of women in a FKK, including Thai...

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I was at the beerGarden recently (most commonly known as "El Cheapo's Lair" or "Cheap Charlie Heaven") and most girls looked very tired. Old or young, beauty or not, how can one make the difference between the permanent residents and the girls who come once in a blue moon?

I know these freelancers Rotate between BG7, Gullivers, Nana PL but how can one tell who's new and who's not?
It's not really my scene but I got a chuckle trying to figure it out.

Peterterb's post just revived that question in my mind so I guess I can ask here and let the experts share their knowledge.[/QUOTE]


Beergarden is the worst. All of the slappers there are past their prime. Not as bad as Thermae but still pretty bad. Go over to Gullivers -- some great talent on display there.

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]the girl squawks she is hungry, makes ten fruitless attempts to escape, too drunk to find the door lock. Eventually I throw her on the bed and quickly hide her shoes along with my valuables, now she can go nowhere. Next thing she is still squawking she is hungry, ripping off her clothes and heading for the bathroom as I stand and watch thinking, what the fuck have I got here, she is crazy but I remember the bald pussy show in the bar, she is going to be damn good fun.Cheers, FF[/QUOTE]

A runner in Thailand? No way. To top it off She is even worse than the Filipino version at least they fuck once after agreeing to all-night before trying to flee like the Taliban in an American onslaught. I been lucky not to have this done yet but you showed you are a master monster in the way you dealt with the situation a *****-made cat would have let her walk away without performing her obligation.

Its good to see that the reports by Fiftyfifty and titmouse are getting this forum back on track .

If you want to slag each other off then do it in the fight section.

Keep up the great reports I wish I was there to enjoy the fun as well.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Gee, are you going to beat me up? Really? What a sad, petulent little boy you are. Get off this board and crawl back into the dank, dark hole from which you crawled.

DRRonin's report reflected the current state of things. He expressed his opinion in a reasonable, thoughtful manner. I may have had a slightly different experience in my brief trip to Cowboy, last night. But, all in all his report was 100% solid. Case closed.

I often get into what I think of as pseudo fights with various people on here. But, I rarely take any of it seriously and have nothing against anyone.

But, you...I genuinely dislike because I believe that you are in real life probably even more of a disgusting wank than you appear to be on here.

Again, fuck off![/QUOTE]

My granddad gave me some good advice: "never wrestle with a pig (Penbelly). Because you both get dirty and the pig loves it."

He also said: " there is no escaping the fact that the world is full of assholes. And no matter how hard you try, you can't get away from them."

[QUOTE=Retired Army]My granddad gave me some good advice: "never wrestle with a pig (Penbelly). Because you both get dirty and the pig loves it."

He also said: " there is no escaping the fact that the world is full of assholes. And no matter how hard you try, you can't get away from them."[/QUOTE]
Ignorance is bliss :D.

[QUOTE=Peterterb]Part 2 – Bangkok

Finally I stopped in Déjà vu ... I barfined her (700 baht) and whisked her off to the hotel.

[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report. Just a question: why barfine was 700 baht and not 600 as all gogos only 2 months ago? Maybe Déjà Vu has some special rules?

[QUOTE=ThaiLearner]Its good to see that the reports by Fiftyfifty and titmouse are getting this forum back on track .

If you want to slag each other off then do it in the fight section.

Keep up the great reports I wish I was there to enjoy the fun as well.[/QUOTE]
I think that unfortunately "Fight Club" disappeared.

[QUOTE=Mangofan]Beergarden is the worst. All of the slappers there are past their prime. Not as bad as Thermae but still pretty bad. Go over to Gullivers -- some great talent on display there.[/QUOTE]Wonderful, Beergarden is the worst. But then you say Thermae is actually worst, so in effect your opening line of Beergarden being the worst is incorrect.

Then suddenly Gulliver, which has lots of the same girls who work Beergarden, is the best.

When will people learn, the freelancers who work the bars are not "exclusive" they work lots of bars, like BG, Gullivers, Thermae, Absolute etc. They might do a week in one, then a week in another, or they may be at all of them at different times during the day (eg take a short time late afternoon in BG, then after that move to Gulliver, then late evening Absolute).

Freelancers bars are exactly that. And non-exclusive.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]I think that unfortunately "Fight Club" disappeared.[/QUOTE]


Fight Club is still there if you scroll down.

Penbelly has already re-activated it, which is quite appropriate, given that during his short stay on here, he's managed to insult everyone in one way or another. I think he should be banished there, permanently.

Peterterb, Fifty Fifty,

Thanks for your reports - good stuff. I wish we could read more reports like this in the Bangkok thread :) .


Giotto

[QUOTE=Easy2007]....
Then suddenly Gulliver, which has lots of the same girls who work Beergarden, is the best.

When will people learn, the freelancers who work the bars are not "exclusive" they work lots of bars, like BG, Gullivers, Thermae, Absolute etc. They might do a week in one, then a week in another, or they may be at all of them at different times during the day (eg take a short time late afternoon in BG, then after that move to Gulliver, then late evening Absolute).

Freelancers bars are exactly that. And non-exclusive.[/QUOTE]
Sorry to say that I find your argument illogical.

It is easy to say that "freelancers" work all the bars and possiblly the low class ones might go anywhere they can get in. But one place can still be vastly superior to another based on having a few girls of a better standard.
How can you prove that the best standard girls go to everyone of these places?
Its also not unreasoable to suppose the a more classy girl might be attracted to a more classy place.

It seems to me quite valid to say the talent in one place is better than another in his opinion. I wouldn't know persoanlly as I haven't been to check out Gulliver's however I would agree that Biergarten was a little better than Thermae in standard of girls I saw on rather short surveys of these places. Could be due to a totally different time of day.

I saw a freelancer stunner or two just on the Sukhumwit road outside my Hotel S15 at the time and was sorely tempted.

You would have been better off to say just that you go to Gulliver's often and find the standard to be exactly the same poor standard as the others, it that was your view.

In the end I was confused if you were defending Biergarten or what?