Medellin Reports

Falling into a nice routine here.

Wake up, cig and coffee, bunuelos, empanadas, empty bowels.

Hit Veracruz, man it is hot as fuck. Took this 18 year old Colombian spinner, maybe 100 lbs, behind the iglesia. 30 k rato, 10 k room.

Couldn't cum, these SW are strictly business man. When they fake it, it is really hard to get into it and finish. Still, $13 to fuck hot 18 year olds, she was a solid 8, is a novelty.

Headed over to yakusa again as it was too hot to walk towards the other casas lmao.

Took Natalia, 22 Y. O vennie, perfect ass, no fat, GFE DFK. Came good. 46 k 30 min, gave her 4 k tip cause why not.

Drank some beers with these old paisas next to raudal, they're a riot. Headed over to centro mall next to berrio, nice bandeja paisa for 16 k. Went back to the room, 3 hour nap. Crashed hard.

Met this prepago for 90 k at like 7 pm, I couldn't even get hard. Her body was banging but her face was like a 5. Note to self don't meet up unless they show face online.

I couldn't get hard, fuck my life right.

So to salvage the night took a sidenufilo or the generic Viagra whatever theyre called and went to a mileroticos girl, vennie for 60 k. Total GFE, sweating buckets fucking her in all positions, 69, but I couldn't cum! I think it was the beers earlier. Went to eat some arepas on carr. 70.

So it's 1130 pm and I have to salvage the night. Hit up another vennie on mileroticos, 60 k for the hour. Man this is total GFE. Ironically theyre in the same spa place on carr 81. Front door man laughs when he sees me again.

20 year old spinner, Sabrina, DFK, maybe 100 lbs, fat ass. Idk what these venies are eating but man she was so tight. Straight animal fucking for an hour and came really hard. She almost fell asleep laying w / me after.

So far, the vennies are muchhhhhh better than the paisas in terms of service. Maybe they need it more, idk?

Also, the casas service has been excellent so far, for 50 k it's worth just spending the extra 10 k instead of a SW IMO for the service. Again, YMMV, not all of us look the same, act the same, etc.

Going to check out other casas today, maybe paris or amigas or Barcelona. Also take half of the Viagra stuff because a full one gives a splitting headache.

Cheers.

JW.

[QUOTE=NormalAsianKid;2414613]But this girl was insanely tight. When I tried to put it in, it was hard to fit and she started complaining it hurt. She asked if I had lube and I did not so what am I supposed to do. Well if you can probably see where this is going and if you guessed I ate her period pussy out to get it wet, you're right. She wasn't lying about the fact that it was at the end of her period and it was only a little bloody (maybe medium well). Couldn't see any blood but could definitely taste it a little. But I plowed on through cause Mommy didn't raise a quitter (besides on everything else I've quit).[/QUOTE]Well I'm not sure if I believe what you wrote here, but I believe you. I think you have knowingly, versus un-knowingly done what very few others would do in this situation. Regardless, great posts thus far, keep them coming as they are very entertaining.

I thanked you, but I have to critique you a little too.

If you are at the mansion, why are you banging regular FB chicks. How are the mansion chicks? Tell us about them!

Always keep lube on hand because.

1. Dry pussies cause condoms to break easily!

2. So you don't have to eat period pussies or actually any pussy you don't want to eat.

3. Pussy can dry up at any moment. But that doesn't mean you have to stop. Just throw on some lube.

If you think her pussy is tight, try her ass LOL. And if your dick is below average, they will likely agree easily! Unlike in my case.

Keep the reviews coming! Thanks again for the feedback on the girls and ATM.

[QUOTE=NormalAsianKid;2414613]Breakfast is apparently included at the mansion from like 7-8:30 or 9:30 but I missed it both days I was here. Not upset about it though since I normally don't eat breakfast at home. Scheduled a session with ieraldin Gomez from fb for 11 am. She arrived a little late (as expected, apparently it's a Colombian thing to not be very punctual). She told me she was at the end of her period and still had a little blood but I figured I'the have a condom on so whatever, told her to come over anyways. She arrives and she is pretty close to her fb profile. Slightly less attractive but still pretty solid (7. 5, hotter if she used makeup for sure) Very petite girl. Had a see section to remove her kid and has the scar. A bit of a turnoff but not even close to the worst part of this story. Let me preface this part with the fact that I am not super well endowed so this is not my ego talking LOL. I like to think I'm average sized but if I'm being honest, I'm probably slightly below average. But this girl was insanely tight. When I tried to put it in, it was hard to fit and she started complaining it hurt. She asked if I had lube and I did not so what am I supposed to do. Well if you can probably see where this is going and if you guessed I ate her period pussy out to get it wet, you're right. She wasn't lying about the fact that it was at the end of her period and it was only a little bloody (maybe medium well)..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpiderRider;2414594]Almost any taxi driver will know La Isla. There's also a search light beacon coming from the place every night. Loutron I've some how missed over the years. Planning to see it though.[/QUOTE]I recommend. A little pricey (300 k / HR) but the lineup of Paisas are pretty tasty (at least when I was there).

Loutron is a former compound owned by Pablo. It sits up on a hill. No way I could tell you how to find it, but it is popular, shouldn't be too hard to find a driver to take you.

Gentlemen,

My first post. Truth. I have contributed nothing at this point, but plan to in the near future. I am in absorption mode, trying to soak up as much wisdom as I can before making my first trek to Medellin later this Spring. I can't tell you all how much I appreciate the time and knowledge you all have shared. I've read the last 2 1/2 years of posts and still going. And I feel like I kinda know many of you. And I know many of you I'd like to meet, have a beer, and share war stories. Still, I sometimes wonder more about where you're coming from. I can usually get a bit of an idea of background. Some of you share that in your reports. But it's also a little ambiguous at times. Experience tells me some mongers tend to be very private. Which I totally respect. But we're all sharing here. And knowing just some basics about you would add some great context to the posts you write. As for me, here's some info.

Age: 52 - could pass for early 40's in the right light.

Status: Single, divorced.

Build: Athletic. I kinda workout but really just blessed with good metabolism.

Looks: maybe a 7 ? - blue eyes help, but nothing special.

Monger experience: about 20 years. Mostly in the US, though I haven't been very active in the past 5 - was deep in the middle of the Dallas scene in the internet boom, good times.

Spanish level. Nil, unfortunately. But very willing to learn and hoping to get by with Google Translate.

Real job. Software analytics. Not thrilling, but pays the bills and the ladies.

Hobbies: Fucking GFE beauties, very active in the stock market (part-time day trader), golf.

Preferences: think I'm more of a Facebook / Gusto guy vs casas / centro, but I'm sure I'll try it all.

So how about it? Sound off!

[QUOTE=Rextor;2414402]God can someone please post the addresses of Loutron and La Isla? Searched everywhere online and all I can find are their general locations (east of Poblado in the mountains somewhere). I know there's a link but I don't have premium access to it.[/QUOTE]Loutron:

16 A#9 E500.

Las Isla.

Kilo. 5 Las Palmas.

I posted a map a few pages back, post #33751.

[QUOTE=PhilLanderr;2414916]Gentlemen,

My first post. Truth. I have contributed nothing at this point, but plan to in the near future. I am in absorption mode, trying to soak up as much wisdom as I can before making my first trek to Medellin later this Spring. I can't tell you all how much I appreciate the time and knowledge you all have shared. I've read the last 2 1/2 years of posts and still going. And I feel like I kinda know many of you. And I know many of you I'd like to meet, have a beer, and share war stories. Still, I sometimes wonder more about where you're coming from. I can usually get a bit of an idea of background. Some of you share that in your reports. But it's also a little ambiguous at times. Experience tells me some mongers tend to be very private. Which I totally respect. But we're all sharing here. And knowing just some basics about you would add some great context to the posts you write. As for me, here's some info.


Preferences: think I'm more of a Facebook / Gusto guy vs casas / centro, but I'm sure I'll try it all.

So how about it? Sound off![/QUOTE]In a nut shell, none of what you wrote about yourself is going to matter except how much money your willing to spend and having no Spanish speaking skills. Based on what you wrote, the Mansion and Gusto's has your name written all over it. I'm not saying don't try the Casa's, try the upper scale ones versus the lower budget ones as the facilities will be nicer. But as far as El Centro, you most probably be a fish out of water there. You should at least visit the place, hopefully you can hook up with someone who can give you a tour. The Fay Boo girls will be a challenge but others have had success using a translator.

In regards to other posters reports perhaps being ambiguous, private, lacking in detail, or having no idea where their coming from (well probably lots of my posts), some of them are pretty straight forward like guys posting about going down on girls on their periods, licking their asses, bare-backing them etc.

Anyways you will have a great time when your here.

[QUOTE=NormalAsianKid;2414660]
TLDR: would recommend pay as you go new life casa. Found a weed ice cream shop that was a 2 minute walk from my apartment. Chill night doing a tasting menu (possibly related to the weed ice cream).[/QUOTE]You have a great attitude. I like your report and style. It brings up some old memories. I feel like a fly on the wall while you are fucking. Haha.

I have never seen the sex chair at new life. I guess it depends on the room you are in.

[QUOTE=NormalAsianKid;2414696]
This is also the day I found out about menu del Dias. They are basically lunch specials from 12-3 pm. A ton of modern restaurants do a 4-5 course menu with a soup, salad, drink, main course, and dessert for 10-15 mil. It's a great deal and there's a lot of good restaurants that do it. Would highly recommend.
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In El Centro, it's under 10 mils. That is the price difference. You can get very good, large portion Chinese food with that price near Plaza Botero.

[QUOTE=NormalAsianKid;2414696]Woke up horny after not fucking the previous night so I shot off like 15 messages to milerotic ads seeing who would respond first. The 2 things I searched for were 18 yo(cause I found that it seems like the younger ones who aren't jaded yet perform better instead of the older experienced ones surprisingly) and promocion since a lot of ads were doing 60 mil an hour promos. Seems like there are a lot of mini casas in Laureles near my apartment so I started to form a plan in my head to tour them all. One finally messaged me back around 10 am and I was on my way. I get to her apartment and I'm met at the door by 2 girls that look very similar and I can't tell which one I was talking to LOL. They are older than advertised (maybe mid 20's) but still fairly attractive (maybe 7's). They proceed to tell me that they only do 3 somes (weird) but their 3rd friend who just walked out does solos. I am weary of 3 somes with girls I haven't tried before. I decide to go with their friend who is a little overweight (5.5-6 ish). I probably would've walked out in normal circumstances but nobody else had responded to me and I was horny that morning from skipping the night before.[/QUOTE]My man were you nervous to go meet these girls at their place? Is the price different if they come meet you at your hotel?

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2414843]Your list is somewhat limited. No pregnant or previously pregnant girls, no glue sniffers, no deaf, deaf mute, or mute only girls, no one eyed girls, no one legged girls, or any midgets. I suppose if these types aren't readily available on Fay Boo, they can definitely be found in El Centro, however I haven't seen a midget there in a while.[/QUOTE]I do have a few pregnant, or recently pregnant girls on there. I've also got a few recently married to gringos. No glue sniffers. None of them can remember where they left their phone. I've got a few short ones, but no midgets.

All the rest, I know where to find them in El Centro. Although, I didn't see Hopalong last time. The 4 foot tall indigenous woman isn't still hanging out by the casino behind Iglesia Veracruz? If someone would clean her up, I'd give her a try.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2414830]Where is most fun, el centro, parque Lleras, strip clubs (mansion, false dos), prepagados. Anyone Please chime in. Trying to decide should I stay in Laureles to position myself in the middle or stay in Poblado.[/QUOTE]Any answer to your question is bound to be wrong. What works for you may not work for someone else.

If you're going to be there for 32 days, you have plenty of time to figure out what works best for you. I'd book a place for 4 nights and decide where to spend the rest of your trip. Either Laureles or Poblado. Laureles will be cheaper.

I thought mileroticos was a web-site to find chicas to come over, but it sounds like you are talking about a casa you went to. So, what was it? Was all those encounter at Yakusa?

Keep your funny reports coming!

[QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2414851]So to salvage the night took a sidenufilo or the generic Viagra whatever theyre called and went to a mileroticos girl, vennie for 60 k. Total GFE, sweating buckets fucking her in all positions, 69, but I couldn't cum! I think it was the beers earlier. Went to eat some arepas on carr. 70.

So it's 1130 pm and I have to salvage the night. Hit up another vennie on mileroticos, 60 k for the hour. Man this is total GFE. Ironically theyre in the same spa place on carr 81. Front door man laughs when he sees me again.

20 year old spinner, Sabrina, DFK, maybe 100 lbs, fat ass. Idk what these venies are eating but man she was so tight. Straight animal fucking for an hour and came really hard. She almost fell asleep laying w / me after.

So far, the vennies are muchhhhhh better than the paisas in terms of service. Maybe they need it more, idk?.[/QUOTE]

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But this girl was insanely tight. When I tried to put it in, it was hard to fit and she started complaining it hurt. She asked if I had lube and I did not so what am I supposed to do. Well if you can probably see where this is going and if you guessed I ate her period pussy out to get it wet, you're right. She wasn't lying about the fact that it was at the end of her period and it was only a little bloody (maybe medium well). Couldn't see any blood but could definitely taste it a little. But I plowed on through cause Mommy didn't raise a quitter (besides on everything else I've quit).

She may have been extremely uptight or high anxiety or something like that. Psychological problems can cause things to tighten up along with.

The dryness too. She needs another occupation if this is the case.

Slow down on your eating habits buddy boy. Finger test first for smell etc.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2413961]Go to 4X4 in Rio then get back to me on that![/QUOTE]Mr. E that gave me a fantastic belly laugh. Haven't been to Rio in 9 years. Pleasant memories of 4 x 4 and planning to go this year after 8 years of marriage and recently divorced.

Best.

Logan.

[QUOTE=PhilLanderr;2414916]
Preferences: think I'm more of a Facebook / Gusto guy vs casas / centro, but I'm sure I'll try it all.
[/QUOTE]El Centro has more than casas. There are places in with setup similar to Gusto. The difference is price, ambiance and some may say quality. You can buy drink or food for street girl if you want. So one way to interpret your preferences is that you like better ambiance and don't mind spending more.