Abu Dhabi

[QUOTE=IrishHunter;1601532]My assumption was that experiencing Ramadan during my few weeks of bachelorhood would have been OK, but the reality made for quite grim pickings.


[B]Airport Rd, "Rising from the Ashes"[/B] I've been back a few times as it seems to be the only place in AD where a BJ and FS are on offer. I had Linda again and the offer remained the same 100 for HJ, 200 for BBBJ and 300 for FS. Opted for BBBJ and she was naked within 15 minutes of the massage starting. After a while she wanted FS but again I wouldn't do this with her as her fanny is as wide a the grand canal. I had 4 fingers in there with room to spare! Afterwards she mentioned a new girl (Pamela) and that I should try her next time. I suggested a threesome but she pulled a face to say "no way". So, I went back a few days later and had Pamela. I suggested a threesome to Pamela and she told me that Linda is her sister, so that ruled that out. Long story short, Pamela offered the same HJ / BBBJ // FS deal as Linda. I negotiated FS for 200. She is chubby but has award winning tits! Fanny is tighter than Linda's and she likes a finger up her arse!

Have fun,

IH.[/QUOTE]Gents,

Encouraged by Hunters report on the "Rising from the Ashes-AMP" it was time to review this parlour. It can be found on the Mezzanine floor next to the gym. Note: During entering a kandura wearing John was about to leave. So venue seems to be known to the local scene as well. Massage is only available for 1 h for 170 AED. Sounds pricy but you have separate rooms incl a shower. Since only 2 girls were on duty I got a plump / fattish chick that claims to be from Thailand and when I asked it took her some time to remember her name "Paula". Massage started with good back massage and continued with legs and tickling of private parts. After 15 min turned around and she asked if towel to cover the big boy is required which I declined with a smiling face. So far everything according to the plan. Complete naked massage and tickling continued. However no clear concept in massage just fondling and no question was raised so I asked for extras. She offered 200 for HJ (FS was not an option but was not my intention with her anyway), I countered with reasonable 100 AED which let her mood drop immediately and the miserable part started. After approx 5-10 min of begging for 200 she added possibility for BBBJ which I agreed immediately to end this tiring bargaining session. BBBJ started but no enthusiasm nor noteworthy skills. Another 5 min passed and Madame started to complain how tired she is and I agreed to continue with HJ only for mentioned lack of skills. Despite this reduction of her scope of work she continued with silly fondling and a "I'm tired, why do you look angry"-attitude. Gave her a friendly but strong reminder on her duties to finish just to get rid of this lousy service. Finally finished and cleaned myself in the shower while she attended with cleaning up the room and continued with strange attitude.

This chick is definitely a no-go for next session and I am not sure if she is really Thai. Thais would usually cut an arm and a leg off before disappointing a customer and treat him in an unfriendly way. You can identify her also with the butterfly tattoo on her jugs. In summary a big disappointment and my plan backfired to get FS like the Hunter. However this venue has definitely pros such as separated rooms and a central location in Abu Dhabi apart from known AMP in Tourist Club area.

Will definitely try my luck again to catch up with the much praised Linda or Pamela. Maybe the Irish Hunter can enlighten us with their working hours.

Stay hard & horny.

Ejak

[QUOTE=Ejakulator79;1602892]Gents,

Maybe the Irish Hunter can enlighten us with their working hours.

[/QUOTE]Sorry mate, I don't keep tabs on who works at what time. I just rock up and see what's on offer.

Dear comrades,

As promised I visited the Happy place between Abu Dhabi and Dubai (but on Abu Dhabi Side) to confirm the suspicions I had from the last time I visited (read my first report if you want to catch up). Booked appointment one hour prior to my arrival with no prticular person because still wanted to sample what girls are on offer.

I arrived there on time, very quiet, no other customers on site, like the first time although there where a couple of white landcruisers parked outside indicating a local clientele.

Girl appeared, pettit frame, nice size rack but the clothes wouldn't allow to assess quality. Overally cute. Was led upstairs to a different room from last time but sill quite comfortable, private and with a nice big shower within. Overally the place is very presentable and looks proffesional. A wife going into the reception accidentally wouldn't worry till she sees the girls.

Damage is 250 for an one hour Thai massage. Girl was warm and chatty and cute acting which was pleasant. "Have you been here before?" She asked. "Yes" I replied with confidence, breaking the pattern I established in my previous two experiences. "Are you alone or with family" . Well "Alone" I answered not willing to ruin any chances by accidentally giving a hint of morality.

Routine was the same. She exited the room. I layed on the mattress face down with a large towel covering my middle. She enters the room.

Starts massaging my back. Light to medium pressure. Nothing remarkable. But smooth. So certainly not unpleasant. Five strokes around my waist and the towel is gone. I am now totaly naked with no cover. Well that is a good sign I thought. Not to mention this is not a shy girl.

Massage continues for a while. Chit chat. Flirt. Jokes about her name and how edible it is. Cute and seemingly sencere laughers. Massage around the jewels but not really touching them.

And then she signals me to turn over. She puts no cover or makes no effort to introduce a cover. She starts massaging my thighs. At this point in time I felt this is probably what is like in Thailand. The site of the cute girl massaging me naked brought me to full erection very quickly, at which point she said "wow is big" (I suppose standard AMP compliment, having done some army service once upon a time I know I am the average jo in length maybe a bit more than average on the thickness) and laughed but continue massaging my legs with no offers or touching there.

So I had to ask. And she replied "Yes", I asked what is on the menu, and she said "Depends how much you offer". At this point I am interested in a HJ, or CBJ, but without any protection on me the second one seemed distant. I did though explored the heavier options for the shake of my comrades.

So it turned out to be limited on site with hints of additional outside. Sex? "No" (later she said "not here". I will explain) BJ? "No", So what does she do? Fully naked B2B, or half naked B2B.

I opted for half naked B2B since I didn't want to exchange accidentally ot intentionally body fluids.

The price offered was 500 AED for the half naked service. Now I am known as a not good in "value for money" arrangements individual, and been known to spent (in equipment, cars etc) 500% more for a 10% performance increase so I was quite happy to pay that. Being educated by the forum though I bargained which also is not one of my strong points. Price was agreed at 400 AED. Yes reading the reviews probably the seniors thing I was ripped off, but truth is in the eyes of the beholder, and I was pretty happy with the experience already and stayed so. So maybe in the future after 100 AMPs I look back and laugh at myself that I paid 400 for a hafl naked B2B when there is a Pamela, Linda, Lulu etc out there but for the moment allow me to be happy in my ignorance.

She got paid, really happy (another indication I could get it perhaps for less) and she left the room for an awkard minute, I don't know for what, except that when she returned her hair was up.

And then she undressed.

Holy Crap, this is the nicest pair of full "C" cups on a petit frame I've seen live, porn star quality for sure. I am not sure if they were natural or not since I didn't feel scars or unusual firmness but it is either a blessing of nature or a genius surgeon.

She jumped on top of me, grabbed my hands and put them on her naked boobs and squized, and started rubbing her pussy (still wearing the cotton pijama) in a smoth motion, the she launces her boobs on my face which I started sucking while rubbing her pussy on top of the pijama, at which point she started moaning. I went berserk. Mouth all over, hands all over, more moaning, and saying a "You are a Hot Hot Man" in a cheesy Asian accent.

It was true. I was finally starring in a cheap Asian soft core porn movie.

She said "Do you want me to be fully naked?" Now I didn't explore if this was a friebie or a trigger for extra cost, since I stood my ground. So I said "No because if you get naked. There is nothing to save you. We will have sex" to which she replied "No. No sex. Not here" So here it is comrades. This girl possibly provides outcall services.

After some dry hamping that was very pleasant. She oiled up her magnificent pair and she executed a magnificent spanish job on my fella. To which I was happy to finish and not regret a cent paid. Had a nice shower and headed home.

WIR? Definetelly yes. I will try all the girls. And when I try them all. Then I will repeat the best as an honorary award.

Of course I will keep you posted. My next venture is the KIA AMP in order to widen the sample for comparison purposes, but I will definetelly return to the happy place that definetely feels like home.

Over and out.

P.S. Details on who was the girl, where is the the AMP etc after PM request from Senior members only.

I finally got a chance to try the AMP close to the Zayed Uni in town. Special thanks to DaveOnNet and Snow1998 for the directions.

As described before, the joint is on the mezzanini floor of a residential building. It looks a bit jaded as most of these apartment buildings in the area are probably 30 or 40 years old. Massage cost was 120/ hr and I was assigned a PRC lass by the woman on reception (wasn't given a choice). I can't remember the girl's name but I think she was the same one that DaveOnNet mentions as she worked in Dubai previously and offers two HJs in the same session. The massage was fine, but the room was quite bright due to the flimsy curtains, and the construction noise from right outside the window was annoying.

She insisted I put on the blue shorts, but had her hands right down my ass crack from the get go. On the flip she took the blue shorts off and went straight into HJ with no tip negotiation, but only smiled when I asked for a BJ (the smile being a polite 'no' ah well, maybe next time. She was happy for me to finger her pussy and ass whilst she was stroking the meat and veg. After I blew she continued the massage and then went into round 2 about 15 minutes later. This time, her undies were on the floor and she came on my fingers whilst her tits were in my face.

Overall, a fine experience and I'll be sure to return to try some of the other girls especially at such a low cost.

Cheers,

IH.

[QUOTE=IrishHunter;1603220]Sorry mate, I don't keep tabs on who works at what time. I just rock up and see what's on offer.[/QUOTE]Forgot to mention that I was there on a Friday afternoon. Maybe Paula is just the weekend substitute and better talent is available during the week.

Cheers,

Ejak

Dear comrades,

I visited the AMP refered to as the "Behind the KIA". Arrived there late afternoon, took me 10 minutes to find a parking spot, but I made it. Walked in a small reception area, was asked if I had an apointment to which I answered "no". Damage 170 for one hour. PRC girl was siting in the sofa playing with her phone so she was immediately allocated to me. Very slim body, cute phase, no ass, unremarkable but not off putting. Went into the small room where I was asked to undress and lie down on the massage bench provided. (my first AMP with extras that has a bench, all the others I visited have a mattress on the floor). Clean facilities but a bit depressing in ambiance, noticed the door has a little glass window that is see through where the room number is, so one does not need to open the door to look inside.

Girl came in, her name Lulu, started unremarkable massage on the back while chit chat in broken english, good effort though. She got better when she was massaging the legs, I enjoyed the massage on the legs. Her hands are delicate but rough on theskin, probably working the fields or manual labor before becoming a "masseuse" so people who are looking for a soft touch be aware. Chit chat flirt, flirt, and after several "You are crazy" which is her favorite expression. She popped the question on extras before I flipped over, only HJ on the menu, negotiated for 200 but I stood ground and 100 it is.

She started playing with the jewels before I flipped over and the anus and she was quite good in teasing. Turned over, unbuttoned the uniform that was the worst kind og acrilic known to man, and she revelead her small but perky breasts. Nice to suck but certainly no titjob material, not that a titjob was offered anyway. The she started jerking me but no b2 be or anything like that, tried to access the muffin but the acrilic material was so tight around her waust that it could pass for a virginity belt in medieval times. Tried to play with the muffin on top of the uniform but the cloth was so hard and tight that except some fake moaning and a few "you are crazy" didn't feel I was achieving something so I gave up (even during ejaculation she was calling me "crazy". Still haven't figured out how ejaculation as a result of a handjob makes me crazy). Naturally I ejaculated after a while, but the moment it happened I wanted to get out of there.

I resisted the urge and continued chit chat, laughing, flirting and received the rest of the massage she owed me. I think she liked me because she was asking if I had girlfiriend and if I want to meet outside but didn't oblige, even if I wanted I wouldn't be since as stated before I am an AMP only guy at the moment.

WIR? No.

I much prefered the other two experiences I had one in Dubai and one in abu dhabi both of which had mattress on the floor, and more "sex like" experience than this. Plus the girls were better.

AMP Ambiance (including building, location, parking experience): 5.

Girl: 6

Massage: 6

Extras: 5.5

I wonder if other comrades perhaps have any other girls or advice to recomend in the same place that may alter the experience.

[QUOTE=MrSkeeperNut;1605075]I wonder if other comrades perhaps have any other girls or advice to recomend in the same place that may alter the experience.[/QUOTE]Been to this place myself and had the same girl if memory serves me right. She was cutish, but a bit old too? Hair style was a bob cut.

Interesting that she was making chit chat with you, she didn't seem to understand a word of English when I was there which made for an awkward ambiance. She didn't even seem to understand what I was saying when I said I would pay 100 for extras.

All in all I found it a bit disappointing, however I hear the Thai girl is better looking and provides a better service.

[QUOTE=FunRope;1605120]Been to this place myself and had the same girl if memory serves me right. She was cutish, but a bit old too? Hair style was a bob cut.

Interesting that she was making chit chat with you, she didn't seem to understand a word of English when I was there which made for an awkward ambiance. She didn't even seem to understand what I was saying when I said I would pay 100 for extras.

All in all I found it a bit disappointing, however I hear the Thai girl is better looking and provides a better service.[/QUOTE]Interesting Funrope, is there possibility that the two prc girls are using the same name? She told me that there are 2 prc girls there and 2 Thai. I would make her around 25-30, her hair was bob cat, and she was chatty, full of questions, she admited she didn't understood everything I said and I had to rephrase some times. But overall not too bad considering she was asking all the questions, except if was deceived. Its possible that every time she didn't understand me she said "you are crazy" hmmm maybe it makes sence. LOL.

Anyway probably the same girl.

Hello Abu Dhabi,

My first weekend back from several weeks away. Book a room at LRM because of the famed Illusions. The Summer rate at LRM was a welcome suprise! I like this hotel. Top notch facility and service. Everything was first rate. And of course, greenest of the green.

Made my way to the Illusions about 10:30 pm and it seems early. Must be a slow Friday. There were a few CIS and fewer men, all seemed pretty quiet. Walked around and observe. Everyone was somewhat preoccupied pretty much left me alone. Walked up to the bar and order a drink. Took it to a table and sat for 30 min. The crowd started trickling in about 11. So lesson learned: Get there no sooner than 11. The later the better. I showed my room key at the door and for no entry fee (they did ask and write down my last name and room number).

As the crowd gets thicker I found myself next to a pair of CIS. Made eye contact and started chit chat. Learned that one was Sara and the other one is Dinara (or something sounds like it). Sara was fluent in English, Dinara was none. Both are about 6-7 with Dinara on the slim side. It was Sara who asked after about 5 min chit chat "do you want a lady?" and point to Dinara. I like thin girl so noded my head. The funny part was Sara follows the two of us to the room to help communicate since Dinara could only say yes / no and "no understand. " I find the whole experience kinda fun. Sara left the two of us alone after I promised to take Dinara back down to Illusions when we finish (deal was ST. My choice - 500 AED).

Dinara was new and there was some feeling of fresh about her. Nice attitude and easy going. She does everything I asked, and more. Her BBBJ skill was awesome. DFK all the way when we f* I enjoyed it immensely. Even with limited language, I managed to find out that both of them were from Kyrgyzstan. Viva Kyrgyzstan!

Took Dinara back down to Illusions. I was done for the night but Dinara seems still hungry and ready for the next round. Sara was waiting for us. Saying good night to them and promised myseld to be back next weekend. The picking definitely improved after midnight. But I was ready for a good sleep. I subscribed to the school of moderation and rarely do it more than once per night. I am not as young as I once was, and doctor said it would be good for my heart.

Until next time.

[QUOTE=DaveOnNet;1594670]Hi Snow,

Glad to know you had fun. I think AUH is slowly catching up with Dxb in terms of ISG Scene and in terms of new MPs. Came to know of one more legit MP in Mussafah Shabiya behind a famous remittance outlet. Also there are two more legit MPs in a Mall in ICAD area and one of that has Africans as well apart from the regular PRCs, Thais, and Viets. One striking similarity is that all charge AED 120 for 1 hour massage and good value massage than the ones available in so called SPAs in AUH (again my opinion).

If all of us (will find time) to post our FRs, hope AUH scene will become active and many more treasures may come up but the challenge is to keep it discreet to avoid any unnecessary attention from LE.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I've frequented many MPs in back in Dubai, but have only recently moved to Mussafah on a long term work assignment. The trouble is, I've been looking everywhere for a genuine MP here but haven't found any here in Mussafah Shabiya yet. What I did find is a coffee shop whose waitress offered a HJ with the door locked and the blinds closed. Do tell me where to find these other MPs in Mussafah.

[QUOTE=MrBoy;1606836]Hi,

I've frequented many MPs in back in Dubai, but have only recently moved to Mussafah on a long term work assignment. The trouble is, I've been looking everywhere for a genuine MP here but haven't found any here in Mussafah Shabiya yet. What I did find is a coffee shop whose waitress offered a HJ with the door locked and the blinds closed. Do tell me where to find these other MPs in Mussafah.[/QUOTE]With reference to my previous post, quoted herein, I'd like to add that the place is located pretty close to an all men MP and the damage is 200 for a HJ. The said waitress is a lovely African girl.

I revisited this place today and managed to get some half and half for a total of 500, though it took a little convincing. Apparently this girl is only used to giving HJs and this seemed pretty apparent from my experience today. Beautiful body. Great spoken English.

Girl: 6

Attitude: 8

Price: 9 for me.

Good luck and may the force be with you!

Hey Mr Boy,

Is it an Ethiopian Coffee Shop? As I had known they do such kind of stuff but I find it insane to pay 100 or 200 for just a HJ in such a scenario. Quite often they charge for that coffee 3 or 4 times more than Starbucks price and they ask money to play for video games which is on the side of sofa or chairs. Just sharing in forum so people can avoid these joints which are mostly frequented by above 40's gentlemen from a particular north African Arab country. I have heard personal stories on how they got ripped off by such joints. Stay off folks!

Check the PM for shabiya AMP details and don't forget to post the FR (s)!

[QUOTE=MrBoy;1606836]Hi,

I've frequented many MPs in back in Dubai, but have only recently moved to Mussafah on a long term work assignment. The trouble is, I've been looking everywhere for a genuine MP here but haven't found any here in Mussafah Shabiya yet. What I did find is a coffee shop whose waitress offered a HJ with the door locked and the blinds closed. Do tell me where to find these other MPs in Mussafah.[/QUOTE]

Last week I popped into the place behind KIA. I had originally booked my Thai regular but she was busy and would be late. Not having time to wait I opted for the PRC that offered. I've seen her name mentioned here and was expecting good things but perhaps we just didn't gel (despite the fact I speak a little Chinese and have been there a few times). Her massage felt by the numbers and despite a bit of token ball brushing I simply wasn't in the mood (maybe it was me more than her) so when she offered I said just a normal massage please today as I was very tired.

This seemed to annoy her and she finished the massage after another 10 minutes (some 5 minutes under the hour booked). I took a quick shower while she cleaned the room with a long face. I never realised someone could be so upset about not giving a stranger a hand job. I left 50 for her and she looked at it like I had placed a turd in her hand and left. Not the most pleasant experience. Knowing Chinese well I know that if they are are good they are excellent but if they are not in the mood or don't like you they can rarely hide it well. That's why I opt for Thai's most of the time as they will smile even as they insult you haha.

Anyway a few days later I popped into the Bird Rising From The Ashes place as I had yet to try it. Despite being a bit run down and having two of the fattest Thai women I have seen it turned out to be far more positive. The lady who massaged me didn't waste time with shorts, was attentive and friendly. It didn't take long for an offer to come for extras. We agreed on a BJ and HJ for 200. And she proceeded to suck like she was trying to get a golf ball through a garden hose. Despite really not being attractive her technique combined with a lovely pair of squishy big tits saw me finish a lot quicker than I normally would.

To top it off she even said if I pre-buy a certain number of massages I get an extra for free. Got to love free enterprise! I opted not to until I try all the ladies which she seemed to be fine with. I will definitely return next week and see what else is on offer.

S.

[QUOTE=MrSkeeperNut;1605075]Dear comrades,

I visited the AMP refered to as the "Behind the KIA". Arrived there late afternoon, took me 10 minutes to find a parking spot, but I made it. Walked in a small reception area, was asked if I had an apointment to which I answered "no". Damage 170 for one hour. PRC girl was siting in the sofa playing with her phone so she was immediately allocated to me. Very slim body, cute phase, no ass, unremarkable but not off putting. Went into the small room where I was asked to undress and lie down on the massage bench provided. (my first AMP with extras that has a bench, all the others I visited have a mattress on the floor). Clean facilities but a bit depressing in ambiance, noticed the door has a little glass window that is see through where the room number is, so one does not need to open the door to look inside.

Girl came in, her name Lulu, started unremarkable massage on the back while chit chat in broken english, good effort though. She got better when she was massaging the legs, I enjoyed the massage on the legs. Her hands are delicate but rough on theskin, probably working the fields or manual labor before becoming a "masseuse" so people who are looking for a soft touch be aware. Chit chat flirt, flirt, and after several "You are crazy" which is her favorite expression. She popped the question on extras before I flipped over, only HJ on the menu, negotiated for 200 but I stood ground and 100 it is.

She started playing with the jewels before I flipped over and the anus and she was quite good in teasing. Turned over, unbuttoned the uniform that was the worst kind og acrilic known to man, and she revelead her small but perky breasts. Nice to suck but certainly no titjob material, not that a titjob was offered anyway. The she started jerking me but no b2 be or anything like that, tried to access the muffin but the acrilic material was so tight around her waust that it could pass for a virginity belt in medieval times. Tried to play with the muffin on top of the uniform but the cloth was so hard and tight that except some fake moaning and a few "you are crazy" didn't feel I was achieving something so I gave up (even during ejaculation she was calling me "crazy". Still haven't figured out how ejaculation as a result of a handjob makes me crazy). Naturally I ejaculated after a while, but the moment it happened I wanted to get out of there.

I resisted the urge and continued chit chat, laughing, flirting and received the rest of the massage she owed me. I think she liked me because she was asking if I had girlfiriend and if I want to meet outside but didn't oblige, even if I wanted I wouldn't be since as stated before I am an AMP only guy at the moment.

WIR? No.

I much prefered the other two experiences I had one in Dubai and one in abu dhabi both of which had mattress on the floor, and more "sex like" experience than this. Plus the girls were better.

AMP Ambiance (including building, location, parking experience): 5.

Girl: 6

Massage: 6

Extras: 5.5

I wonder if other comrades perhaps have any other girls or advice to recomend in the same place that may alter the experience.[/QUOTE]I'd suggest ask for a Thai lady next time as I wasn't too impressed with this lady. The Thai ladies I have had there strip down and rub a lot, smile and giggle and don't call you crazy haha.

S.

[QUOTE=Simultaneous;1607900]Last week I popped into the place behind KIA.

S.[/QUOTE]That's a shame as I've visited Lulu a few times and always had a good time. And yes "you're crazy" is her favorite expression. She's likes being fingered gently (judging by the amount of juice she produces). She's not 100% keen on having her ass fingered though. It's incredibly tight and when I popped a digit in there she had her head on my chest and gave it a little bite. I reckon if I had brought some protection with me we would have had FS.

I've not had any of the Thai girls there, but following my experience with Bo-ie in sandy shoes Dubai last weekend (see FR in AMPs Dubai), I might just give one of the Thai girls a twirl next time.

Happy huntin'.

IH.