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Thanks for the replies! I am sorry, I should have consulted the website, but was so concerned about Red Stripe that went on Rosenmontag to a closed Bernds! So even if I should know better, this being Berlin, capital and all, I just wanted to make sure prior to booking any tickets!
Hello!
Today I watched a video from a croatian tv statiton about Artemis. You can watch it on the link.
[url]http://dnevnik.hr/showbizz/red-carpet/zavirite-u-bordel-u-kojem-se-radi-u-smjenama-i-na-popust.html[/url]
But the entrance lady doesn't know "proper english" so the entry price was translated to 18€ and half hour with the girl 16€. I wish that was true then I would have enough money to go to Germany and enjoy your favorite pass time.
[QUOTE=Vodenjak1978; 1252241]Hello!
Today I watched a video from a croatian tv statiton about Artemis. You can watch it on the link.
[url]http://dnevnik.hr/showbizz/red-carpet/zavirite-u-bordel-u-kojem-se-radi-u-smjenama-i-na-popust.html[/url]
But the entrance lady doesn't know "proper english" so the entry price was translated to 18€ and half hour with the girl 16€. I wish that was true then I would have enough money to go to Germany and enjoy your favorite pass time.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?
[QUOTE=Sucker17;1252322]Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?[/QUOTE]Well Vanessa (the manager) clearly said 18€ entrance fee and 16€ füare ½ Stunden. Maybe it's special promotion for TV reporters.
The girls have to pay for a STD test, that is crazy, it's should be free of charge!
The blond girl in the interview said: The men are having far more fun than the girls and she stated is a job for her and it's impossible for her to fall in love with a client unlike Julia Robers in Pretty women.
Well all the times I've imagine that the girls were honey and enjoyed my dick and fell a bit in love with me, that was all an illusion. Cry, cry. I shouldn't watch that video. Cry, cry, cry. No more P4P for me. LOL
[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen; 1252335]Well Vanessa (the manager) clearly said 18€ entrance fee and 16€ füare ½ Stunden. Maybe it's special promotion for TV reporters.
The girls have to pay for a STD test, that is crazy, it's should be free of charge!
The blond girl in the interview said: The men are having far more fun than the girls and she stated is a job for her and it's impossible for her to fall in love with a client unlike Julia Robers in Pretty women.
Well all the times I've imagine that the girls were honey and enjoyed my dick and fell a bit in love with me, that was all an illusion. Cry, cry. I shouldn't watch that video. Cry, cry, cry. No more P4P for me. LOL[/QUOTE]Sorry that the video clip destroyed your illusion of real "amour" in Artemis Nille! I do agree with you about the price of the STD tests, it should be free, but then again these girls are all freelancers, and I remember my very first FKK "amour" that happened to be in Artemis: Shiva from Czech Republic. She told me about the STD tests they had to take, and as they were not employed by the club they had to pay for themselves as well as the entrance she had to pay, as a self-employed SP. Well it is not Scandinavia Nille (thank God for that) , but here in my country I actually benefit from free STD-tests, which is without a doubt a good thing. Have an appointment for one tomorrow BTW - cross your fingers!
[QUOTE=Sucker17;1252322]Thanks for sharing this video clip for us! What I think was more strange was that the lady that was interviewed in the reception actually pronounced the price to be eighteen euros and subsequently sixteen euros. Of course this is wrong, but it's not only a problem with the subtitles as you say yourself! Just listen carefully, and she also says that the ladies pay an entrance of 19 euros which also is wrong from what I've been told anyway! Could we use this interview and claim the price advertised?[/QUOTE]You have to think about the posibility that she does not speak english as a first language.
I only understand German as a 4. Language and I mess up with the numbers all the time. It's embarrassing to say siebzehn (17) euro when I really want to say siebzig (70) euro.
[QUOTE=Sucker17;1252387]I do agree with you about the price of the STD tests, it should be free, but then again these girls are all freelancers, and I remember my very first FKK "amour" that happened to be in Artemis: Shiva from Czech Republic. She told me about the STD tests they had to take, and as they were not employed by the club they had to pay for themselves as well as the entrance she had to pay, as a self-employed SP. Well it is not Scandinavia Nille (thank God for that) , but here in my country I actually benefit from free STD-tests, which is without a doubt a good thing.[/QUOTE]Sure, they're not employees of Artemis. Sure, they have to pay entrance fee and so on. Unsure, they're all freelancers. Sorry for destroying that illusion.
STD-test is for free in Germany as well. But you have to know where to get it for free and you have to leave Artemis to get it for free. Sorry, but not every woman there is free to leave Artemis in order to get a STD test for free. Sorry for destroying that illusion again.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer; 1252397]Sure, they're not employees of Artemis. Sure, they have to pay entrance fee and so on. Unsure, they're all freelancers. Sorry for destroying that illusion.
STD-test is for free in Germany as well. But you have to know where to get it for free and you have to leave Artemis to get it for free. Sorry, but not every woman there is free to leave Artemis in order to get a STD test for free. Sorry for destroying that illusion again.[/QUOTE]Probably you need to be a German with health insurance to get free STD test.
What are you saying Pharisaer, the girls can "check-in to Artemis but never leave".
Ok. So, writing a quick review because of all the help I read on the forums and I thought I'd contribute back.
Went to Artemis for the 1st time, lucky I found it, I put westkreuz station in the navigation and just saw the big 'artemis' sign while driving. (note to self: write the damn address!)
I wasn't sure if I was going to 'take the plunge' as I went to 'Palace' before and had an ok time. But not fantastic.
Quick palace review (as I know it's an artemis thread). Was my 1st fkk EVER. Was a bit overwhelmed, tired (2hrs sleep) and I was cold / hungry / raining. Not an ideal state for shaggin. I went prime time, Friday night, around 9pm. 1pm.
Anyhow, I spend 50 euros on 1st girl. Blond, big boobs, she was nice enough, polite, german, forget the name. I was too tired, and no blood flowed.
2nd girl. Tall, hot, fake boobs, very hot. Pornstar quality. My experience 8/10. I paid for cim.
Wasn't really what I expected, well didn't know what to expect!
Back to Artemis.
Last minute decision to give it a go. Got in at 1pm. And I felt more comfortable (having been to palace) and it was daylight. Things seemed more clear and normal.
The guy before me paid his 80 euro and seemed like it was his 1st time there.
Headed upstairs, valuable in the locker, showered, got changed etc.
I was a bit cold so I put a towel round my waist as well as the robe. Made me feel a lot more comfortable! Nothing worse than feeling exposed with the breeze up my arse.
Got a coke, sat down on the nexxt available sofa and waited for the girls to pass by and check them out. There were 30 girls (I asked the receptionist) she said about 60 girls at 5pm and 90 girls at 9pm. It's a daypass, so you can go in and out of artemis as you please. Which I thought was quite cool. Imagine, shag for lunch, back to work, then shag for dinner. Not bad. Cheaper than a gf.
Was approached by a couple girls, I think I made the mistake of my 1st visit (to palace) to find 'my fantasy girl'. Which was basically a big boobed blonde pornstar type. Which now, isn't my fantasy girl.
Instead, I wanted to find a girl that I got along with, 'chemistry' as other posts mentioned, and had some fun.
This time round, I went along with the approach of 'let's have a laugh'.
And, to my pleasure, the girls really liked it (as did the receptionist and the crazy barmaid). It's something about understanding that they are there for work, and their work is fun.
Anyway. 1st girl. Tatiana, Romanian, brunette, shortish, medium / large ass. Cute and round girl. Exp: 6-7/10. Normal BJ, normal sex.
I went along with her because I had about 1. 5 hours before my flight. Why not I said, she was funny, cool, up for a laugh a bit of jokes.
Really 'honest', maybe at times too honest, and just joking about rather than actually trying to give me an erection. I came. I was hard, so I was pleased. (better than palace. ). (I found palace that the girls were really in / out. Sex sex, come, then pay me. Literally. Sharks I think people call it.) palace has a really nice decor, modern etc. But the girls at artemis seem more 'established' and part of something bigger. Rather than a fancy establishment with hot girls. Maybe my 1st fkk exp. Was a bad experience.
2nd girl. Artemis. After about 15 mins of recover, bit of food. Chatted to a turkish / german girl (looked indian) called shianti. Didn't fk her, just spoke to her during food, and she said she loved her work. The girls here are fun and crazy and the money is good. Though she doesn't do it all for the money, it's just fun for her, and she loves the work place. Being part of all the girls. Interesting, enlightening.
3rd girl. I did fk. She looked like a model / gymnast that I know, but much shorter, heather her name, Romanian (Again) lots of bright red lipstick, medium blond hair, straight, and thick black eyelashes, pure white skin. Like a doll. Spoke to her a little, she was kind, gentle, and proceeded upstairs as I was 30 mins till I had to get in the car and go to the airport.
Wow. This girl was awesome. 9/10. Sloppy BJ (like people mentioned). As deep as she could go (she was small) and kind, sexy, and did things with her tongue that I could not imagine. Licking the side of my cock then stuffing her throat with it. Ooooo, this, my friends, was fkk. That was for a good 10 mins, of pure sucking, a bit of banter here and there, but beautiful skills. I was happy then.
Then, condom on (she used red flavoured condoms) and put the condom on with her mouth. Rolled it down with her hand. Oh my goodness, never happened to me before, (newb?) but boy, I wanted to ask her to do it again. I asked if she could suck me a little with the condom on (I never exp. This) she did. Willingly. Extreme professional. Good feelings all around. I was very hard considering I exploded 15 mins ago.
I said sex, she said 'should I come first or should she'. I said she. (I love a girl that comes)
She got on top, rode me, squatted me, all sorts, a very tight girl, small pussy, good feelings all around.
She commented I had a big cock for an asian, but she had a small pussy for a white girl.
Man, was I glad she came and spoke to me.
Doggie. I went a bit limp here, she realised, turned around (from doggie pos.) stroked me and kissed me on my chest. Hard again.
Doggie. Good times.
To missionary. Good times.
To cummage. Good times. Good cum.
She was fun, expert, sexy, professional. I later realised she had a mini orgasm while riding me, this girl seemed like she worked here because she really liked sex.
She didn't use any lube, just licked her fingers etc.
Good times.
A good 20 min shag, finished at 30 mins? (may have even gone over?)
Just because of her, I would go back to artemis. 10/10 girl. Not much more I could ask of her.
I felt a bit bad giving her 60 euro, I didn't have any more, but she smiled and went her way. (gave me a smile when I was leaving too, a true GFE).
Artemis vs palace.
I went at diff. Times, so hard to compare. I REALLY liked the day time sex. The girls seemed MUCH more relaxed, in the day, but not sure if it was the venue or the time? I liked also the natural daylight as opposed to nightclub feel.
Artemis, the smoking lounge. 30 girls were seated. A few got up and talked to the guys, a lot of them just sat there talking amongst their friends.
I quite liked the food in artemis, like a cheap lunch buffet. Palace was a bit crappy. Salty lasagne, dry salads. Small uncomfortable seating.
I think I'm giving palace a bad review, but maybe I was too tired. Artemis seemed bigger too. Maybe I should go back to palace in the day. I also saw a tall hazzel girl that worked at palace before in artemis. She was the first to approach me and offer me a 3some in palace. I turned her down then. V. Hot girl. Possible shark?
Artemis WAS a bit oldish, you only realise in the bedrooms where there are cracks in the leather beds. Oldish design, but I quite like it. Gives it an established feel, a bit of history, where working girls once started.
Thoroughly enjoyed artemis, thanks to all the previous posts that got me there!
Also: one of the girls said they work 2 week shifts. 12 hours a day, then 1 week off. Not sure if this is true or I mis-heard.
It was pretty quiet when I was there. Maybe 10-15 guys. 30 girls.
I do like the quiet times, the girls seemed to have more time for you.
Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.
[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252479]How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.[/QUOTE]You have to realize that ultimately a lot of this is a taste thing. So YMMV. Don't know Prague. Zurich: The Globe & some other clubs have really (REALLY) stunning women but it is expensive (funny how that works). I too am a fan of the Palace and agree with you on the scene.
Artemis is a little more reserved or chilled, Northern German culture vs Hessen. If you read the website prices, it is slightly more expensive though only 1/2 of Zurich. But I would think you' ll have a fine time over several days. Depends a bit on when. The day shifts have maybe 10-20 on, by 8pm it will be at full strength. Sun-Tues slower and sparcer. Thurs thru Sat best. Wed in a pinch though it is underwear / dessous night which some like but not me, as I can get my aunt to prance around like that for nothing. Not sure about your timing. There is a big travel convention Messe 7-11 March which will mean slightly more crowds but more new girls as well.
Comparing lineups almost impossible. Each place at full strength could have 75+ girls. In very broad, hopelessly overgeneralized terms, Artemis has a slight tilt toward young, E European, thin things, but there are plenty of ages, shapes, sizes and colors. Artemis girls seem to do less up-selling, though obviously good mongering rules (ask before you head off) apply.
What would tip it for me is Berlin. Very affordable city, lots of culture, music of all stripes, easy to scoot around on good public transit, language not an issue. And, if you read the Berlin forum, maybe 7 really good private bordellos within 10-30 min from Artemis, well worth checking out, that could be sampled as Plan B. Many options on all fronts and as you can come and go from Artemis as you please, well worth a few days.
[QUOTE=TheChinaPole;1252475]Ok. So, writing a quick review because of all the help I read on the forums and I thought I'd contribute back.[/QUOTE]Great report. Glad you had a good time. To be fair to both clubs, you might try the early evening shifts say between 6-9pm when the clubs are fully staffed but still not crowded. Girls fresher, not over stressed, etc.
More choices. But as you said, it just takes one really good one to make your day.
[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252479]Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.[/QUOTE]I love the girls at Palace, many great looking girls, but most of them are too business like.
At Artemis you will find more variety of girls in terms of looks and nationality and the service is better than Palace.
I'm sure you'll enjoy Artemis, last time I was at Artemis 2 days in a row Sat. And Sunday and I wasn't bored.
Just bring enough money.
Here I am, after my recent visit to Berlin and to Artemis. I was there from February 8th, but I decided to avoid the three days of Messe and went there on Monday 13th. Very calm day, and good proportions between girls and customers.
My first aim was to find Nina: I met her last year but I was leaving from Artemis and I didn't have time to spend with her. I have been very lucky, this time, 'cause one of the first girls I met during my going up and down from the bar to the swimming pool was her. She was surprised that I recognized her after one year, and she was, of course, very glad to go straight to the room, and the dance began! I can't say different things about her, I liked her very much: very good BBBJ, nice attitude (even if a little bit professional, but I can understand, it was the first time with me.) , good deep kisses, good fucking and finishing with a pornostyle cim, with her tongue out of her mouth to keep all my juice. Wow!
Some time to recover myself, but not too much (and this was a bad choice) then I was taken by a little thai girl I had read something about, in this thread, Leika. She was very funny and very seductive, she offered a massage and sex and I accepted. In the room she was too much talkative, we spent the first half of the time talking and talking (she, I was only listening) and that was bad. I didn't have time to excite myself and despite of the fact that we fucked and she sucked me, and I licked her very well (I don't believe to the fairytales, but she liked it, I know.) I couldn't come.
It doesn't matter, I had some dinner and spent some time in the swimming pool. Then I decided to have the last chance: I went to the kino downstairs, I sat there waiting for my right choice, and after a pair of refusals I choose Kris (o Chris) , rumenian, very nice girl, brown long hair and very nice body. We went to a very close room and we spent a good half hour: she was very GFE, we kissed and licked with passion and we fucked. I came in her mouth.
So, thank you for all your precious support. In the Berlin thread I'm going to post some experiences in thai massage parlours. Bye.
Alleng
[QUOTE=BadinSweet;1252479]Hi Guys, I will be on a business trip and I can pick either Frankfurt, Berlin, Prague or Zurich as my stopover. Being a Palace addict I already planned to stop in Frankfurt. To not be suspicious with my layover (already stop at FRA 4 times) I'm thinking about taking Berlin as my other stopover on my flight back home. How is (current) Artemis lineup comparing to Palace? I love Palace girls and I can handle the sharks. I went to Oase but didn't like it as much as Palace. To me the girls at Palace are just way better looking. Will I have any problems or get bored by going to Artemis 3-4 days in a row? If you have any advice on other city like Prague and Zurich comparing to FKK like Palace and Artemis I would love to hear it also. Thanks for any inputs.[/QUOTE]I think that Rocketboy gave some good advice already. I have been to all these cities, except the Globe in Zürich (I just heard it was expensive). Prague is a city I know best of all and it's still on my toplist, but you should have more time than one night to stay in Prague. If you have a limited timeframe, I can recommend K5 Relax in Korunni 5 (hence their name) , which is one of the best brothels, if not the best in CR. But I must admit that even Prague can't beat the best FKK clubs in Germany, and you won't find any better candidate than Oase in Frankfurt and Artemis in Berlin IMHO. Berlin is a great city to visit and you won't get bored with only Artemis, there are plenty of quality brothels, just have a look at Mr. Magees great blog and guide to mongering:
[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]
So to sum it up, Berlin would be my first choice if I had some extra days to kill, followed by Frankfurt and Prague. Frankfurt is also a good choice because you have a much larger selection of FKK-clubs in the Hessen area. But then again Frankfurt is not an exciting city as Berlin and Prague if you want to do some sightseeing as well.