[QUOTE=LurkerNoMas;2417025]Greetings Fellow Mongers,
My first report to this site. Hope you enjoy and I am open to comments and questions that you may have.
I arrived at Medellin Airport late at night on Saturday. I went to the first ATM that I found near the baggage claim at the airport to have some Colombian pesos on me for the trip. As I was walking through the airport I was constantly asked if I needed a taxi by guys just standing around in the airport. I would ask each of them how much (cunto cuesta). All of them were saying 80,000 COP (ochenta mil). So, I kept walking until I got to the taxi stand outside where there was a group of taxi drivers. I asked if any of them spoke English and nobody did. So, I asked again, how much to my hotel, and again I was quoted 80,000 COP. So, I agreed to the price, and off we went. I felt comfortable that, even if I was getting the gringo price, I was getting the generally accepted "gringo" price. You guys should also take into consideration that it is a long drive from the airport to the city. On top of that, there is a toll of 18,000 COP for taking the tunnel through the mountain to the city. This route cuts down the driving time from about an hour to less than half an hour. When we arrived at my hotel I gave the taxi drive the agreed price without hassle.
I was staying at the Hotel Ibis was I enjoyed very much and had no issues. As I entered the building I noticed a very attentive security guard sitting at the desk just inside the entrance. The front desk did not speak English but I did not make it complicated for the registration process. I handed them my phone with the reservation confirmation open on it, my passport and my credit card I made the reservation with. I has handed back the phone and credit card. After entering my data from my passport I was handed that back as well as a form to sign (firma or firmar). I was off to my room to grab a quick shower so I could head off to my first club of choice for this Saturday night.
I forgot to mention, the taxi that I took to my hotel, he gave me his Whatsapp number to call if I needed a ride. So, after my shower I gave him a text to see if he was available and he was. He actually was downstairs waiting for me before I could get down the elevator. So, I asked him to take me to an ATM, so I could get more money. Which he did, a place that was empty, well lit, in a safe neighborhood, where I did not feel worried about grabbing a stack of cash. I did like the location of my hotel because it was rather close to my first destination. My first club that I went to was La Isla. The Girls.
So, I am going to try to give you guys as much information as I can from what I can remember of the club. I walked into the entrance of the club where I was greeted by a security guard who motioned for me to be checked. I stood sideways and put my arms up for a cursory search for weapons. They don't care about cell phones. I was told there was a 10,000 COP cover, which I paid and was on my way inside. As of yet, I still have not met a single English speaking person. All of my communication so far has been the result of my retained high school Spanish or figuring it out other ways. I walked inside to see a very open floor plan with a dance stage running along the center. When I was asked where I wanted to sit I set my eyes on the comfortable looking couches next to the stage. I was seated there and was immediately asked what kind of beer I wanted. I explained in my broken Spanish that I didn't like beer but would like a coke. To which the waiter asked if I would pay beer price for the coke. At that point I presumed that having a beer was compulsory or obligated either by being in the establishment or by where I was sitting. So, I agreed to the coke at beer price, which I am having trouble remembering the exact price. Since I can't remember the price I am not going to lie about it. So, I sat comfortably in my couch and enjoyed the view from around me. I saw a beautiful girl dancing on the stage, not really grinding or anything too strip club like. Just kinda slow dancing swaying. As I looked around the club I saw beautiful women everywhere. All of them pretty, although they were not all my type. As I sat in my couch, watching the dancing and admiring the beauty of the girls around me I realized I was in my element. This is exactly what I came to Colombia to experience. Just sitting there in comfort, not being hounded, and enjoying the view (I call it eye candy).
Shortly after I was seated, maybe 10 minutes or so, I was asked to move from the couch at the side of the stage to a couch at the end of the stage. I don't really know the reason for it, but I really don't care. I assume they were making a space for a couple of guys that sat down there. I don't know how much sense that made because the place they moved me to seemed to be as much room. But it was no sweat off of my back. So, I started people watching. Seeing how things were going on in the club. One of the first things you will notice is that the guys do, and can, be handsy with the girls. This doesn't seem to bother the girls at all. From squeezing there ass or tits, to grinding them during a dance. It was everywhere, all the time. The whole time I was taking this in I had some many questions. Like, what is the rundown. How much does it cost for this and that. With nobody their who spoke English I really had no one to ask my questions. But since I was in my element, I enjoyed the view and not being hounded. Eventually another group of guys came to the couch on my left and were funny guys to watch. They way the acted, danced, interacted with the girls, it was hilarious. Later in the night, one of them sat down at my couch and introduced himself to me. I am sure he saw how entertained I was be their behavior.
The first time any girl asked me for anything was shortly after I arrived at the club. It was the girl that just finished dancing on the stage. I could tell she wanted something but was certain what. She motioned to the small bills that were stuck all over her outfit and what she had in her hand. So, I figured she wanted a tip. At the time I didn't have any small bills on me in Colombian pesos. So, I noticed that one of the bills on her was a $1 bill (USA). So, I opened my wallet and grabbed a single and tipped her, to which she seemed very happy. I know I have read in this forum about "Propina". Which is Spanish for tip. The reason I capitalized "Propina" is because of it's importance, not that it was supposed to be. For some reason, the concept of the tip escaped me, maybe I was just overcome by everything I was seeing. When the girls dance on the stage you don't throw bills onto the stage, although it occasionally happened, you wait for them to come around and tip them then. Believe me, they will come around. To every single customer in the place. I call it "trick or treating", because to me, that is what it seems like. After the girls perform their stage show they will go to the back room, get dressed, and make their rounds. As they get to each customer they will ask for their "Propina". Some customers will just give them their tip or make them work for it. They do this by dangling the tip to see what else they do for it. Most of the time the girls will start twerking or giving you a lap dance. As long as you are willing to give them a tip they will keep on giving you a private show. You remember earlier, when I mentioned that I tipped the girl $1 (USA). I quickly realized that the 2,000 COP bills that they had on their bodies was a much more practical way to go. Not that they didn't deserve a $1 bill tip, but to make my money last longer. At current exchange rates, 2,000 COP is the equivalent of just under 60 cents. So, if you ever heard of anyone mentioning the 60 cent lap dance it might be because that is what it is. I kept myself stocked with the 2,000 COP bills for the girls whenever they came around I was ready. Some girls I would just had the tip to their pleasure. Other girls, that I liked a little more, I would get a little more risque about the placement of my tip. Either way, the girls were happy to get a 2,000 COP tip. The girls would definitely get bent out of shape whenever a customer didn't give a tip. I saw it on from their reactions.
As I write this report, I realize that I am kind of bouncing around a little. I apologize for that and how long the report is. But I am just trying to give you the information as I remember it. There were two things that surprised me by the environment at La Isla. First, as I gazed around at all of the girls at La Isla, and there were over 30, probably more. I thought to myself, "Oh, they have some girls that do stage shows and some that don't. " Not true at all. All of these beautiful women perform stage shows. Some more enthusiastically than others. There was this hit couple of girls that performed a stage show that was very hot and seemed choreographed. The other surprise to me is that smoking is not permitted in La Isla, however, vaping is. I was kinda expecting a smoke filled room but was pleasantly surprised to have a well ventilated area with a comfortable, no smell, environment.
I was at La Isla for several hours before a girl asked me if I wanted to do private time. Her words were more precise, "fucky fucky", if memory serves me right. I respectfully declined. As I looked around the room I noticed something different happening. It seemed a lot of girls were hooking up with guys. When I looked and my clock it was almost 3:30 am and the club closes at 4 am. The girls were trying to lock something down before closing. About a minute later a very cute girl asked me if I would like to go with her. I asked her for her price which was 300,000 COP, and I asked for how long, which was 45 minutes. I know, there are guys on this forum that say negotiate this and that. I am sorry to ruin it for you but I either say yes or no to a ladies rate. That is as far as my negotiating skills or strategy will go. As far as I am concerned the lady was well worth every bit of 300,000 COP, which is about $90 (USA). I said yes to her price and then we were on our way to the room. First we stopped by a place for me to pay the fee and then she went to get herself ready. Shortly later we were on the way to the room. I know some guys like a play by play report but I am going to stick to the basics. First, the girl was very attentive and into the session. She made me rise to the occasion when I doubted that would be possible. Eventually going into CBJ with lots of eye contact and lots of suction. I could have lost it there. Then she moved onto Cowgirl. She is very beautiful, very into the session, the service was outstanding and I extremely enjoyed what she was doing for me. As a man, I would like to sit here and tell you that I rocked he world, so to speak, for the full 45 minutes. In all actuality, I would say I lasted for 5 minutes. Yep, 5 minutes, that is about as long as I lasted. I could say it was her rhythm, how tight she was, how beautiful she was, all of the stuff that I seen through the night or all of the above. Truth is, it was everything I had hoped for and I only lasted about 5 minutes. There ain't no shame in my game folks. After I finished she was still insistent on making me happy for the rest of our time asking if I wanted anything else. Suggesting a massage, which I politely declined. I got dressed and asked her to do the same. Usually I would add a tip to the service. But since I was done with the service in half the time I figured I would just let her go on with her day. She also mentioned about just taking her shower at her house instead of at the club. After we were dressed we gave each other a hug and I was on my way. Completely satisfied with the night with no complaints.
I took a taxi back to my hotel. No issues with the taxi. I just watched the meter and paid the amount plus a tip at the end of the trip. I also wait for the taxi to quote me the number for the ride. Sometimes that number is smaller than the meter number, sometimes it is more. I don't know why that is but it has happened both ways. When the meter is running you can keep an eye on the amount you owe, when the trip is finished the taxi pushes a button and then the total appears. Sometimes this number is lower than the amount that appeared before he pushed a button. I also got really bothered by a couple taxi issues but I am going to save that for my Bogota report. When I walked into the doors I, again, noticed a very attentive security guard. Made me feel safer knowing that he was there. I went to the bar of the hotel because I was hungry. Asked if they had anything to eat and they gave me a basket of apples. I selected the one I liked and they gave it to me for free. I know these details are pointless to the forum, so I will wrap it up here real quick. I ended up staying at the bar chatting with a drunk Peruvian, and two Colombians. We communicated through my broken Spanish and the Peruvians broken English. The reason I included this info is this wasn't me. What I mean by that is that I am not a people person. I do not like to socialize. But at this time I did it and I rather enjoyed the interaction. I went to bed a little after 6 am. Which means we were chatting for a little over a couple hours.
Which brings me to day two. I am not going to bore the people of this forum with the details of my mall shopping trip. It was just weird that as I was walking around the mall that I was at I looked out and saw my destination for later that night. I don't think it is that hard for anybody to guess which destination that would be. So, I am looking out from the mall and across the street is Fase Dos. I thought, how funny is that. It was a Sunday and I have been warned on this forum about slow times. I didn't know what to expect on a Sunday evening at Fase Dos, both in quantity and in quality. I noticed, via the maps from this forum, that Fase Dos opens at 9 pm and I arrived shortly after 9 pm. Same thing here as at La Isla. A 10 k cover and a cursory search for weapons. I was also informed ahead of my entrance that the were only three girls there at that time. I agreed to enter but was glad that they told me. This is when I encountered my first complaint for this trip. Fase Dos apparently doesn't care about the comfort of its guests. Your seating choices are all either uncomfortable bar stools, or uncomfortable wooden bar stools. If you sit anywhere other than at the bar they require you to buy a bottle service. Two things that barred me from doing that. First, I don't drink. Second, even if I paid for the service for the seat, the seats weren't comfortable enough for me to want to pay for the bottle service. I want to say that they were charging something like 130 k for a bottle of Aguardiente. I don't know if that included anything other than the table. So, I sat rather uncomfortably at the bar the whole night. I saw one guy fall of off his wooden bar stool from the leaning back in it. I saw it almost happen again. The girls here are just as beautiful as the girls at La Isla. There is a lot of silicon as indicated on multiple reports but to my surprise these were very well done enhancements and not too many looking like barby doll enhancements like I saw with several La Isla girls. I personally do not like enhancements, but these girls it looked pretty good on. Some of them you couldn't tell that they were enhancements until you had the opportunity to squeeze them or see if they defied gravity.
Eventually there were plenty of girls there. There was probably more than 20 girls or so. They were all performing stage shows and coming around for their tip. Something I noticed at Fase Dos in contrast to La Isla is the nude part of their stage show. Fase Dos girls get completely naked for a lot longer than at La Isla. At La Isla, when the girl takes off all of her clothes, she is about 30 seconds to being done with the show. At Fase Dos, the girls strut around in their birthday suit for several minutes showing the crowd their goodies before ending their stage show. A lot of the girls at Fase Dos are Venezuelan as are the two girls that I hooked up with at Fase Dos. I want to say their names are Valentina and Roberta. They appear to be friends and were always hanging around with each other. I noticed them several times through the night and Valentina was making gazing eye contact. I was like putty in her staring gaze. The girls at Fase Dos weren't agressive or hounding. As far as it went was walking by in front of you and maybe sitting at the barstool next to you. I felt at ease the whole night, enjoying the stage dances and paying the "Propina". Eventually that night, Valentina and Roberta made there way over to the bar stools next to me. We started dialogue, mostly translating through the phone. Long story short, I asked Valentina for a Lesbian Show with her friend. They don't do lesbian shows but said that both of them together. The rate for the hour was 210,000 each for both of them. No additional cost for both of them together. I agreed to the price went and paid the fee. The girls went to get ready as I went to hit the bathroom. When I got done I had two beautiful girls waiting for me. Both of the girls were very attentive to me and acted into me. As we undressed in the room I dropped my pants on the floor. (I am laughing right now thinking of Valentina's response) As soon as I did, Valentina quickly picked them up, folded them and placed them up for me. I was thinking of how sweet that was. I eventually tossed something else on the floor, and, as before, Valentina was quick to pick it up for me and put it up. It was so sweet. The girls were dancing and swaying and acted very into me. I didn't have any problem standing at attention and the girls kept it that way the whole time of our session. The girls mainly directed the session of events. It started out with sitting me at the end of the bed and taking turns giving me a lap dance to moving me all the way on the bed completely disrobing me and the performing CBJ. Valentina was the first to perform CBJ. I have to tell you gentlemen, at this point the details of everything start to get a little foggy. I think I was going into sensory overload. As Valentina was performing CBJ, Roberta occupied her time kissing on my body and nipples and rubbing her hands on me. She would also kiss me on my neck and make breathing sounds into my ear. I felt like both of them were actively interested in my pleasure and were genuinely concerned with my happiness. After a while the roles were reversed. The girls were still taking charge of the session and I had not complaints about their performance. Each gave excellent CBJ and I had to try my best to keep from popping during sensory overload. Both girls took turns riding me in cowgirl position and while one was riding me I would be rubbing on the other one. Either playing with their pussy or rubbing their tits and going back and forth from the tits of the girl riding me. Both of the girls were tight and wanted to maintain a fast rhythm, which I had them slow down. Eventually I asked for doggystyle, which is when I was still being ridden by Roberta. So, I switched to doggystyle with Roberta. Again, very pleasurable and Valentina was searching for was to participate and pleasure me while I was going at Roberta. After Roberta, I switched back to Valentina, this time in missionary position. I think that position was her choice. After going at Valentina in missionary for a while a few things were going through my head. First, how much time is left. I actually had no idea had much time had transpired to that point. Second, it is starting to get hot in the room. Thirdly, I was starting to get physically exhausted. So, I knew it was time to wrap things up. I increased the velocity (LOL) with which I was having sex with Valentina and eventually got to the big O. I didn't actually intend to have two girls this night, it just happened that way. Again, another night that I was completely satisfied and no regrets for the events for the day.
I went back to the hotel that night wondering what my plans would be for the rest of the week. My hotel stay at the Hotel Ibis ended the next day. My hotel search for rooms showed an increase room rate during the week. So, I compared room rates in Medellin against room rates in Bogota. I found a good rate for a nice hotel in Bogota so I decided to go with it. My complete trip in Medellin was absolutely amazing with no complaints or regrets. I just can't wait to be able to do it again.
A special shout out and thanks to Mr. E and all forum members for their contributions to this site. Who's valuable research and reports were much appreciated by me and this trip would not have been possible with out it. Again, thanks!
Gentleman, please go easy on me. I am asking you to ask me any questions you may have. Comments are welcome as well. Remember, different strokes for different folks and to each their own. I will also be posting a report about my time in Bogota which did not go off as well as it did in Medellin.
LurkerNoMas.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the long post, I enjoyed it and took notes, will be in Medellin in March.
BTW I am a fluent spanish speaker since its my first language so I wonder what else I can achieve.
