Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=PunkedLife;2419404]Yah yah every guy has the right do what he wants. I was just giving my opinion. My point was buying drinks for a girl all night don't guarantee you any pussy back in the states. If a ***** wants to fuck you she will. Period. Point is guys need to stop the Simping. Ya'll can take those words how ya'll want. And this applies to bitches that got they shit together. Doesn't apply to any woman here in Colombia unless your fucking for free. At the end of the day she only with you for the pesos. Don't matter how good she treats you she don't give a fuck if you die the next day as long as she got paid. So although I won't disrespect any girl here unless she deserves it at the same time all her acts are fucking false. I ain't come here for a fake ass novia. I came to beat in some guts and get my money's worth. Ya'll do you and I'll continue to do me.[/QUOTE]"Guys need to stop." Isn't giving your opinion, it's telling everyone how they are required to behave, according to you.

You are so mistaken about the women in Colombia. There are plenty who just want to get paid and never see you again. There are also plenty who will happily spend the day with you, for nothing more than a cheap meal. There are plenty who, for what guys are paying for an hour who'll spend 10-12 hours, give as much sex as you can handle and leave you with a smile. There are girls who will, if you're there over Christmas, invite you to spend the day with their family. There are girls who will.

Some of us enjoy more than just beating in some guts. If it's okay with you, I for one will continue to do things the way I want.

Try Kin BBQ (Avenida 80 No. 34 A - 75), it's not completely authentic but most of the girls I bring there like it. I don't go often because it makes me miss the real Korean barbecue. In Barrio Manila I really like Idilico. It's very innovative and low key. El Trompo is in Provenza and similar to Idilico. Oci. Mde is reliable in Provenza but very crowded on weekend nights. Both emphasize local ingredients. Lleras is well, Lleras, LOL!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2419391]I know of many good restaurants in El Poblado, specifically the barrios of Manila, La Linde, Castaprol, Provenza, and Patio Bonito. I have yet to find a good Asian place, I tried the one in the Click Clack Hotel which was a rip off and terrible. There is an Asian place opposite the Orange Suites Hotel in Astorga which is okay, much better than the Click Clack and about half the price. Good seafood in Medellin, forget it, go to either Santa Marta or Cartagena for that. There are no good Thai restaurants, the one by Parque LLeras sucks, don't go there. Mexican food is a challenge, lots of places put pineapple on their tacos, and their interpretation of Mexican food doesn't make sense. One place on the same street as Carmens named Mal Siento Mesa of all things had Chilli Relleno on the menu, yet the ingredients did not include chili, egg, or cheese. It had meat and apples whatever they thought it was. The best Mexican place I have found is Chiliquales in Manila. They have homemade tortillas, homemade black beans, dishes from Oaxca including moles, Cochinta Pubil, Carnitas, which is to die for, and great guacamole.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Mondongos is OK. In that price range I usually go for Parmessano or Hacienda. Hato Viejo is of comparable quality to Mondongos. Up in the Barrio Buenos Aires the La Estacion barbecue restaurant is good and very inexpensive. It's a couple of doors from the Mercado del Tranvia. In the Mercado there are a dozen or so.

[QUOTE=GeneHickman;2419482]If you like Colombian food, modongos is actually quite decent. I liked the food and service at Puerto Inka. There is a Sushi house immediately next door that was great if you are into that. Peru con Alma was a nice steakhouse. Even the pizza at Pizza piccolo tasted better with fresher ingredients and made from scratch. If you just want a grab and go or feeling for a shawarma sandwich, there is a place at the exito gas station opposite the energy building. Rappi can even bring it to you, some of the best shawarma I have had anywhere. I am sure I did not even scratch the surface of what is out there.[/QUOTE]

I would be careful confronting people in Medellin. Read this story:

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[QUOTE=Knowledge;2419250]Thank you very much for this enjoyable report. If you don't mind, would you please share the details of the good restaurants you visited?

I am a bit less than neutral on the facebook scene, mostly because of the waiting around it often involves. When I see so many guys mention how much time the facebook girls spend with them I know it's because the girls are doing the old routine of as little sex as they are allowed to get away with interspersed with small talk, boozing, and smoking cripa. Like any independent provider, I find the facebook girls have to be managed to get a fair bang for the buck. Managed as in getting the provider to agree in advance to what you want or move on to another.[/QUOTE]That depends on the guy. If I pay a girl for 3 hrs my dick is going to be in one of her orifices at the minimum of 2 hrs. I don't play with they ass. Obviously when they tell me that they tired we can take a break for a few minutes. But other than that her ass is on the clock. When your working does your employer allow you to just chill for free. No they always want you to find something to do with keep busy. Why should it be any different with these girls. Shit at least give me a massage. Its not like most of these girls can even engage in a stimulating conversion that will intrigue me enough to make up for sex. Stop Simping. That's going to be my new slogan from now on LOL.

Are the problems people have with facebook girls leaving early or doing CBJ not solved by just agreeing everything in advance? If I've agreed a price I'm definitely going to make sure I know exactly what I'm paying for. I've yet to see one from facebook, but have spoken to a few, they universally seem happy with 200 k + taxi but what they do for that differs when I confirm, some say 1 cum but some are fine with multiple over 2 hours.

So far seen one from seeking and one from tinder, with both I agreed everything in advance, BBBJ, DFK, multiple cums over 2 or so hours. Tinder girl had to leave after just over an hour so I gave her half. Both very good sessions though.

Tried the clubs one night also, I think fase dos is terrible, 70% empty but you can't sit on those wooden stools / tables if you just buy the 20 k beer, so have to sit by the bar. A few stand out girls but most average and girls asking for tips a lot, seemed to be more asking than I saw dance, most girls all sat on the side on their phones. So with all that it's boring and can't relax. 10 k entry.

La isla has the best quality of all places I went. 22 k and they have proper tables and couches which you can sit on with a beer even though here is 70% full. Girls hassle for tips just as much, I had a girl asking for a tip before I even got my first beer and didn't like me saying no. Girls are more active here, walking about, saying Hello,. 10 k entry. I wasn't looking to session at the time but there was good options, I think I will return one night.

Gusto, 20 k entry 16 k beer, packed at midnight but quality was disappointing. It may just be my preference but to me the online options seem much better quality than what I see here.

Conejitas bar show, no entry, 6 k beer. General quality poor but some doable. Constant dances and you get less hassle in here so can relax.

[QUOTE=KillaCam11;2419454]What do you guys stock up on to ensure the ladies have a good time and don't want to leave?

So far I'm thinking of having Ron, Coca Cola, tussi, xtasis. What else do you guys recommenced? Food and drink wise, what do the ladies like?[/QUOTE]You already have quite a lot of merchandise as it is. How about stocking up on a pair? Negotiate up front for the time. Of she agrees to 3 hrs ***** is staying for 3 hrs or her pay getting cut. Have everything in writing and you should be good for the most part. It's like paying these bitches 200 k and taking them to a 100 k dinner or having drugs and booze available. I swear these girls in Poblado are living the life fucking with certain gringos. Yah yah every man has the right to do what he pleases with his money. Stop the Simping.

[QUOTE=KillaCam11;2419454]What do you guys stock up on to ensure the ladies have a good time and don't want to leave?

So far I'm thinking of having Ron, Coca Cola, tussi, xtasis. What else do you guys recommenced? Food and drink wise, what do the ladies like?[/QUOTE]Forget all that shit, just bring lots of money and they will never leave.

[QUOTE=PunkedLife;2419404]Yah yah every guy has the right do what he wants. I was just giving my opinion. My point was buying drinks for a girl all night don't guarantee you any pussy back in the states. If a ***** wants to fuck you she will. Period. Point is guys need to stop the Simping. Ya'll can take those words how ya'll want. And this applies to bitches that got they shit together. Doesn't apply to any woman here in Colombia unless your fucking for free. At the end of the day she only with you for the pesos. Don't matter how good she treats you she don't give a fuck if you die the next day as long as she got paid. So although I won't disrespect any girl here unless she deserves it at the same time all her acts are fucking false. I ain't come here for a fake ass novia. I came to beat in some guts and get my money's worth. Ya'll do you and I'll continue to do me.[/QUOTE]I'm so confused. Are you offering dating advice for the people who live in the states, or are you expressing your opinion on mongering in Medellin? Those two situations are fundamentally different. What you would spend to party in San Francisco in one night will make Gusto look like a thrift store (I'm talking about taking turns to buy drinks). Four out five times you will not go home with a girl, in that 1 out of 5 times you go back with a girl, if you are lucky, she is a San Francisco 7 and Medellin 4; she will be between 24-35. I'm stuck in hell; I have no choice but pay the 20 dollar cover charge, drink the 16 dollar cocktail, and fuck the Medellin 4. If I want to get a Medellin 8+ (an 18 year-old knock out) in the states, it will cost me 800+ an hour. I hope this gives some background on why I love Gusto so much; it is cheap and perfect.

Mongering in Medellin is different, for the price of five or six drinks in a good bar in San Francisco, I can get two 18-year-old, solid San Francisco 9+, for a divine four-hour threesome. I treat them the same way I treat my sisters (I have two sisters, 16 and 22, and I spoil them a lot). We always have a great time together. Sex has gotten better and better as we become friendlier. I agree that their primary objective is to earn pesos, but it doesn't hurt to make them more comfortable and create a relatively enjoyable experience for them; this is a none zero-sum game.

[QUOTE=PunkedLife;2419404] Don't matter how good she treats you she don't give a fuck if you die the next day as long as she got paid. [/QUOTE]Why would I ever want a girl to give a fuck if I die tomorrow, if anything, I paying her to not give a fuck.

[QUOTE=PunkedLife;2419501]That depends on the guy. If I pay a girl for 3 hrs my dick is going to be in one of her orifices at the minimum of 2 hrs. I don't play with they ass. Obviously when they tell me that they tired we can take a break for a few minutes. But other than that her ass is on the clock. [/QUOTE]If you want to maximize the number of calories they burn per hour, this a great approach! Thank you for keeping them in good shape for the rest of us. In my book, this is certainly not an excellent way to maximize your overall enjoyment; in fact, it is minimizing it.

[QUOTE=PunkedLife;2419501]When your working does your employer allow you to just chill for free. No they always want you to find something to do with keep busy. Why should it be any different with these girls. Shit at least give me a massage. Its not like most of these girls can even engage in a stimulating conversion that will intrigue me enough to make up for sex. Stop Simping. That's going to be my new slogan from now on LOL.[/QUOTE]I can see that we must have a different occupation. I always encourage my employees to be more creative than productive. Productivity matters, but creativity generates more value in the long run. It takes some chill time to brew creativity. You are not going to get the best monger experience by being a clock watcher the same way that you are not going to build a successful business by being a clock watcher. Let me enlighten you with some personal experience in Medellin. When I'm with smoking-hot [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] girls in Medellin, what I'm looking for is intimate sex; I want them to become comfortable enough with me that they will lose all their guards, it takes more than a few meetings to achieve this, but once you get there, it is a different world. Here are a few examples:

I had one 18-year-old girl who was super nervous the first time we met, we barely talked, sex was great back then, but it became phenomenal after I took the time to get to know her. She now shows me pictures of her childhood, walks through my Facebook list, and tells stories behind some of FB girls that she knows. She dances naked in a funky style in front of my mirror; she knew that I would not judge her. She even asks me to record a video of her play with herself. She use to come to my place, fuck and leave in 45 minutes, now we typically spend 3-4 hours together, dance, laugh, drink and fuck, for the same price as the 45-minute session. In the beginning, she didn't like DFK that much; now she sallows my tongue every chance she gets. This experience is much more enjoyable than watching my clock for 3 hours and asking her to go through some meaningless mechanical motion.

I had another 19-year-old who didn't want to snore my tussi and drink my whiskey the first time we met, but after I spent the time to show her that I'm a chill guy who respects her, she dropped all her guards [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. She showed me her favorite dildo and played with her clit while I was fucking her, she squirted a few times too.

I had another 18-year-old who was extremely shy the first time we met, her DFK was barely acceptable, but after meeting her a few time, she said that she started to like me. Now she asks me to fuck her in the doggy style and put a line on her back, snore it while fucking her; she loves to watch me doing this in the mirror. Her weak DFK now turns into violent DFK. She used to be a 45-minute in-and-out girl; now we spend 2 to 3 hours together each time we meet, for the same price.

Just to be clear, I speak absolutely zero Spanish, all this can be done using google translate. I don't know about you, these are the type of sex I'm looking for in Medellin, and you are not going to get them by being a clock watcher.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;2419204]I have an answer for SJobs, on post as well, one of the pregnant chicas was walking with her husband and she spoke to me, I politely spoke back and gave her a hug, then I asked her was she working and she said yes. The husband, her 2 sisters and her cousin went home and left her with me, it was about 8 pm. I took her back to my room in Parque Botero and banged her tight vagina in doggy style until I had a enough, for a really good low rate and she told me that she hadn't had a date all day that's why the husband was not against her having a date, the entire family hadn't eaten all day. Guess it was my lucky day.[/QUOTE]If I decide to pop my el centro cherry in my next trip that is coming up in less than a week, I will do it with an 18-year-old pregnant chick, it will be my first time banging a pregnant chick.

[QUOTE=PolloNegro;2419204]Me and PunkedLife witness a deranged man damn near stab a female in the park right in front of us. The overall look of the park and the prices show that the situation is damn near desperate, the girls working in the park are much more dangerous and far more brave and willing to play games and attempt to take advantage of Gringos.[/QUOTE]This sounds like a pretty dangerous street for a pregnant chick to work at.

[QUOTE=GeneHickman;2419476]Overall not bad. I mean I fucked a 9, sessioned with 2 solid 8's, even fucked the one that gave me a hard time that I wanted to, and had 2 great casa sessions. Experienced a few good dining options, had a couple wonderful legit massages, soared like an eagle 9 k feet in the sky (I love paragliding there) and felt nice and relaxed. I could think of a lot worse ways to spend 6 days my friend. LOL.[/QUOTE]Great report, thanks for sharing. This sounds like a fantastic trip. I have been through worse shit in terms of getting taxis in Medellin. During my first night in Medellin, I came back from El Fasian at 8 am, piss drunk and high, I paid 100 k for a ride that would have cost less than 20 k. Its all part of the game, I will not make that mistake again. But in general, the taxi drivers in Medellin are pretty legit; they are infinitely better than the Eastern European taxi drivers. Where are some good legit massage places in Medellin, any of them in Poblado?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2419198]How do you know the pregnant chick is not able to charge twice as much as the other chicks because she is a novelty? .[/QUOTE]I don't know, I have never gotten anyone pregnant before, and I have certainly never asked anyone pregnant to go on the street of El Centro to earn money. But I'm pretty sure people on this thread will have a pretty good idea on whether they will pay a pregnant chick twice as much as a knock-out 18-year-old. My guess is the pregnant chick is worth about the same, if not unless than a 9+ 18-year-old who is not pregnant.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2419198]Unfortunately, poor people do not think about the financial hardship and time that is involved when they are getting knocked up or knocking people up. The evolutionary train ensures that more people will be made, no matter if the people are filthy rich or dirt poor. Economic position has no bearing in whether more mfs in the animal kingdom will be or can be created. No matter how important we want to make ourselves feel, our only job here is to continue to populate the place.[/QUOTE]This is a funny argument, the same evolutionary forces that drives us to procreate will also promote the genes that find pregnant chick sexually unattractive.

How far in advance before your trip did you start with SA? Seems a bit time consuming as there are faster cheaper options out there. But the results were fantastic for you. LOL.

[QUOTE=Rextor;2419466]I arrived on Friday and left on Sunday, so it was a quick weekend trip. But I think I've fallen in love with Medellin already. The venues I used to find girls were La Isla, Loutron, and Seeking Arrangements. Read on if that is of interest to you.

Some background. I am a relatively young (30 yo) South Asian gentleman from the US. I speak un poco Spanish, having studied it in high school for 4 years. I would say that at this point, I'm losing my newbie status at mongering (but still making newbie mistakes haha). I've been to Thailand 5 times and Tijuana twice. Some may derisively label me as a "one week millionaire" - I'm not a millionaire by any means but my chief constraint for these type of trips is never cash, but time. PTO is hard to come by in the US, which means that I am trying to maximize my experiences in the limited amount of time available. I am more than willing to pay more for higher quality, both looks and service wise.

I booked the Friday morning Spirit flight from Fort Lauderdale to Medellin. No one would mistake Spirit for luxury travel, but it got the job done (aka it fit my schedule and my budget). 3. 5 hours and a relatively quiet flight. I got my first sight of Medellin as we descended, and I was blown away by how beautiful the verdant mountainous terrain was.

The one thing I really should have done better was planned my phone situation better before arriving. My company usually pays for international data, but apparently the policy had changed sometime last month and I didn't know. So I landed and found out that my phone just did not work without WiFi. I kicked myself for not bringing my unlocked phone from home. Long story short, I actually had to buy a new phone in the Santa Fe mall for about $40 and use that as a WiFi hotspot for my other phone. A real inconvenience, but I was not about to let $40 set me back.

I took an Uber to my hotel (about 50 k COP). I stayed at the Hotel Torre Poblado which is a few blocks from Parque Lleras in Poblado. For the one bedroom suite, I paid $70 per night in Chase Ultimate Rewards points (one of the many perks of travelling for work is racking up points and miles). It was a perfectly serviceable, bordering on nice, hotel. It was not seedy, which I liked. Clean, professional staff, friendly. Two knocks against it. The bathroom was not great. Small, water leaking from the stall, hot water shut off halfway through, fixtures were shabby. And second and more importantly. The WiFi was pretty terrible in the bedroom. It is girl-friendly as far as I can tell. All in all, pretty nice place, can recommend for a solid (but not exceptional) stay. The price point and location are pretty hard to beat though.

I had arranged to meet with my SA chick in the afternoon but I was sorting out my phone problems for the better part of three hours. I told her to instead hold off until Saturday evening and she agreed. I was not of, course, content to stay in for the night. I had La Isla on my the mind.

From what I can read on this forum (and from what the taxi drivers all told me) there are two top strip clubs in Medellin. Fase Dos and La Isla. Of the two La Isla is supposed to have hotter girls, is bigger, and has a more "exclusive" feel due to it's being tucked away high in the mountains. As I said before, I will pay for quality, so La Isla it was.

For the record, I think in the 21st century it should not be hard for a club to market themselves. Yet I had to trawl the web for over an hour to find La Isla on google maps and facebook. There was a vague consensus that it was located somewhere on Via Las Palmas, but each different map service took me to very different areas of the city. Thanks to the help of a map posted in this forum, I was able to triangulate its location. For future reference for newbies, instead of searching for "La Isla" in google, search for "Mirador de las Palmas" - there is not ambiguity about that location, and the nightclub is right next to it. End rant.

So I headed over to La Isla at about 9:30 pm, which I learned was way too early. I was just the second patron at the establishment so it was pretty dead for a while. I would not recommend anyone get here before 11 pm on Fridays, and I assume Saturdays would be similar as well. La Isla is a very expansive club, lounge sofas all around a large central stage with a pole. Girls dance around for a while and when they are done they come around to every single person to ask for a tip. It's generally expected that you tip them at least 2 k COP. It's less than a dollar so don't be a cheap charlie. Beers are about 15 k COP I think, not sure. Lady drinks / fichas are 25 k+, of which the girl gets 10 k. You can of course take a girl to the attached rooms. Room included, standard service is 300 k COP for an hour.

Now for the girls. At its peak there were maybe a few dozen of them. Before I give yall my ratings, keep in mind my tastes. Young, short, slim, natural, and light skinned. Unfortunately, there were not tons of girls that fit this phenotype. Many were tall, full-bodied, big asses, and clearly enhanced. In my opinion, I would say it's 30% <= 6, 60% 7, 5% 8, 5% = 9. For another reference point, I was say the Hong Kong club in Tijuana is 50% <= 6, 30% 7, 10% 8, 10% = 9. And most gogo bars in Thailand I go to would be 70% <= 6, 20% 7, 5% 8, 5% = 9. So in comparison to them, La Isla has a much higher floor. Relatively few fuglies that I wouldn't fuck for free. In contrast, most of the girls in Thai gogo bars are pure filler that I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. But La Isla also had fewer girls that checked all my boxes compared to HK.

Visitors to HK or Thailand will also note how low pressure La Isla is. No one was really pressuring me for drinks, the girls were willing to sit with me for a while before even asking for a drink, and they would sometimes stick around for a bit after finishing theirs.

Over the course of three hours, I probably bought drinks for a half dozen girls. I had my eye on a bombshell blonde Ivanka Trump look alike. I was shocked that she hadn't been taken out yet. I called her down and I realized why. She was a total ice queen. Left a gap between me and her, moved my hands off her, and when asked she refused BJs and besos. Quickly finished her drink and I threw her back into the sea.

I could've gone with a number girls that were "good enough" but I wanted to wait until I found the one. And I'm glad I did, because I met Lucy, a late 20's thin morena with a nice smile and a nice attitude. All natural, tight figure, cuppable breasts, and proportionate ass, etc. We chatted for a bit, and we had some chemistry, so I decided to take her arriba. For 300 k she promised BJ and besos, BB was not offered nor asked for.

The rooms in La Isla were quite functional. Better than most ST rooms in Thailand, about equivalent to Hotel Cascadas but maybe a bit cleaner. My chica offered me a hit of her blunt and I partook. We showered and then got down to business. Good CBJ, eye contact, and passionate. She got on top, and showered me with DFK which was muy rico. She rode me for a while, tried doggy for a few moments, but I finished in missionary (I'm such a romantic LOL). She gave me her Whatsapp, so I may see her again at some point. As we were chatting afterwards, she asked what I was doing the next day. I said I was spending time with a girl I met online. She warned me to be careful with Paisa chicas LOL. She didn't elaborate but I assume it's probably something to do with drugs, robbing, etc. Regardless it stuck with me. With that, I headed back to my room and that marked the end of a fruitful Day 1 in Medellin.

I had two objectives for Day 2, Saturday. Meeting my SA chick that night of course, but in the afternoon I wanted to check out Loutron. I heard good things about this place. I took the long taxi ride up to the beautiful retrofitted Escobar mansion. I reached there at about 2 pm, and again I may have been too early (someone please let me know if there's a better time). The manager chick there explained the pricing (generally 300 k for standard FS). I was seated with a beer, and she called in the chicas one by one. I got to say, I was not impressed. There were none that fit my preferred petite profile. Many of the women appeared quite old. There was one girl Paolina that was approaching my taste, but for $100 I was not willing. I asked the manager if there would be a larger selection later on in the day, and she said not really. IDK if that was just her trying to get me to bite, but regardless I took that as my queue to leave empty handed.

Now for my date with my SA chick. Long story short, it was amazing. I will keep her identity hidden, in an to attempt to keep her all to myself LOL. Let's call her Diana. I would recommend SA wholeheartedly for anyone who has time to vet the girls on the website. It's a lot of work, as most girls rarely check the site. And the demographics I was looking for (18 - 21 yo) are pretty flaky in general. Add to that the difficulty of differentiating between the "real" girls and the prepagos. There was one girl who straight up propositioned me for 250 USD. She was hot but the goal of me using SA was to find a non-pro. Diana did respond though, and we moved the conversation to WhatsApp over which we'd been chatting for about a week or so.

Diana is 22, a real universitaria. She isn't conventionally stunning, but goddamn if she was not cute as a button. Relatively tall, thin and pretty. Smart, talkative (which nicely complemented my naturally quiet personality), and aligned with me with values, ideals, priorities, etc. We chatted for close to an hour and a half just during our meet and greet at the Mi Habana bar.

She said it was her first time on SA, and it was obvious that she was a total non-pro. She was hesitant to discuss anything explicit during our meet and greet (maybe her complete lack of English was a roadblock), and she seemed a bit uncomfortable about it. That threw up some red flags. The risk with non-pros like on SA is that they don't know what they want and might go into it expecting platonic arrangements (no sex). More hardened mongers will no doubt pipe up to say that I should have pressed her during the meet and greet, lest I set myself up for a wasted time. Two things though - 1) I was really enjoying my time with Diana, and 2) worst case scenario she would go home after our platonic data and I could pick someone up in Parque Lleras / Gustos.

She wanted to stop by at an ATM to get cash for her taxi home (another red flag). But I refused to wait in her line (and I wanted her to know that I would be paying for things) so I guided her towards a food cart instead. We got some crepes and headed to Luxury club off Parque Lleras. It was packed, and it was what I was expecting. Loud reggaeton with intoxicated young people grinding on each other. Aka exactly my scene haha.

Diana was not dressed for the occasion (read: slutty), and she was clearly out of her element here. She said she had been there for a birthday with a coworker and she enjoyed it, but I could sense she was not very comfortable. While everyone else was getting hammered, she ordered for us a fruity slushy with candy pieces in it haha. We bounced after an hour and headed to my hotel.

There the "drama" if you will started. She was nervous / shy, and did not reciprocate my overt moves. She talked about it was strange that we would move so quickly after knowing each other for just 5 hours. She started asking me about my last girlfriend and how long it had been since I broke up with her. It felt like she was stalling for time, but I indulged her. I didn't make any more overt moves (like going for her breasts or moving towards a kiss) but we were physical. She had taken off her shoes and were laying next to each other more or less. I was ready to call it and basically told her I was going to sleep (trying to get her to leave so I could move on), but she didn't appear to get my hint. She asked if I normally went to sleep with lights on, and I was like whatever turn off the lights then. I was waiting for her bounce, when finally my autistic-ass brain finally caught up to me. I was the one who wasn't getting the message! She could have left a while ago, but instead she is lying next to me in bed with the lights off. No wonder I suck with girls, if it took me this long to pick up the hint.

Anyways, once I realized what was happening, I leaned over and gave her a kiss, this turned into a deep make-out session as if we were teenagers. The clothes start shedding off, and soon I had in my hands Diana's supple, beautiful body. Perfect little breasts that she enjoyed being sucked, a bare picturesque pussy, and of course those her wonderful kissable lips. We tried missionary but she was super tight and to be honest the alcohol had done a number on my dick. We switched to cowgirl which worked magnificently. She rode me til I cum, and then she leaned over to make out as I grew soft inside her.

All this was done bareback, which I am now very much regretting. She didn't seem high mileage so STDs didn't seem like a huge risk. But that's the small head talking. She seemed smart enough to be on birth control / plan be / whatever. But that's the small head talking. So yeah. Not my proudest moment. Also should mention that there was no BJ whatsoever. I barely cared at the moment, but I've got to work on that if I see her again.

Following that we cuddled and she was very sweet and tender. I didn't get much sleep that night, as I usually don't when sharing a bed. But I was content in having this beautiful creature by my side that evening. In the morning she was gathering her stuff to leave and I gave her 350 k for the night, to which she asked "Why are you giving me so much?" I didn't tell her this, but in my mind the experience I had with Diana was worth well more than $102 - indeed, I have spent more for less. Like, $100 will get you a half hour with a girl in HK, I got Diana for the whole night.

Reading over this it sounds a lot like I'm catching feelings already haha. The Pattaya people are fond of throwing out the 3-day rule, wherein you never see the same girl more than 3 times in a row. I've always thought that was pure garbage. If you're into the girl then enjoy yourself. So we'll see how this goes. Maybe this is what Lucy at La Isla was warning me about. Be careful with las Paisas. I've got another trip planned for the middle of February, also another quick weekend jaunt. I'm laying the groundwork for seeing her already, I'm sure I won't have any trouble convincing her to sync-up again.

Anyways, the rest of the trip went by uneventfully. Had a latte at the nearby Toucan Cafe on Sunday morning, and then a very good empanada at a whole in the wall that is popular with locals. Checked out of my hotel, took a 50 k COP Didi ride to the airport, spent some time at the Priority Pass Lounges (they're quite nice, although the food could be a bit more substantial). Back on the Spirit flight to the US, during which I am writing this report. Te ver pronto, Medellin![/QUOTE]

Saturday in Barranquilla I put my card in a Bancolombia machine to take out 600K. It gave me some kind of message but no money. I know sometimes when machines in third world countries do that you can select a smaller amount and it will work. So I put my card in again and tried 400K. Still the same thing.

When I got to Medellin yesterday and checked my account, it showed I had taken out $181 (600K) and that $122 (400K) was also taken out at the same machine but reversed. I immediately called Schwab and the lady did whatever to file the dispute. My days of using Bancolombia machines are over.