Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Uthred;2419892] others were so spotless I had my tongue jammed up in their assholes. And please no lecturing here LOL. [/QUOTE]Back when AIDS became a national scare and people did not understand it and thought you could catch it off a toilet seat, the government decided to put the Surgeon General on TV for a question and answer session. The Surgeon General at the time was named C. Everett Koop, a straight laced outspoken conservative christian (of the variety that do not believe in sex outside of marriage) and vice admiral out of the Navy (photo below). So here this straight lace guy is on TV answering all types of sexual questions (this was entertaining in itself). "Can you get AIDS from kissing?" "Can you get aids from oral sex on a penis?" "Can you get AIDS from oral sex on a vagina?" these questions he answered without hesitation. Then someone asked "Can you get AIDS from oral to anal?" The vice admiral paused, swallowed hard, and said "If you don't get AIDS that might be the last thing you need to worry about". P.S. C. Everett Koop was the father of Safe Sex

I wasn't lecturing you, I was just telling a story.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2419889]For sure he is talking about Hotel Mansion downtown on Carrera 43 just northeast of Calle 53 across from Parque del Periodista, Periodista park is a hangout for the local Medellin bohemian crowd, hence his reference to stoners. I have not made it down there yet but it is on my list for next trip. Here is a good Youtube video showing a lively night in Periodista park. This youtube video maker has made some great videos of Medellin from Plaza Botero to Parque Lleras, and some videos showing the talent around the clocktower in Cartagena. I should mention that she does not actually get to Periodista park until about 2:34 in the video.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojQhS9FodCs[/URL][/QUOTE]Didn't someone report that he got a warning having a beer here recently? It is a very small place and is darker in person.

[QUOTE=GeneHickman;2419863]There last week and there are 4. LOL. Add to your list Dharma massage. There is a veritable 8+/10 there, I will withhold the name, she is a fine masseuse, and a great looker to boot. She is a dancer and does this as her supporting gig. My order if prioritizing the massages is 1) Zen, 2) dharma 3) Om and 4) Garage. They are all around 90-110 range for the hour of legit massage with about 60 extra if you got additional services ie a Handjob. But unless you just got off the plane and want a release, there are better ways to release in Medellin. LOL.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I love a good massage, I will try the top three places and report back. I will definitely not waste my load on a handjob at a massage place in Medellin, there are infinitely better way to deposit my load in Medellin.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2419889]For sure he is talking about Hotel Mansion downtown on Carrera 43 just northeast of Calle 53 across from Parque del Periodista, Periodista park is a hangout for the local Medellin bohemian crowd, hence his reference to stoners. I have not made it down there yet but it is on my list for next trip. Here is a good Youtube video showing a lively night in Periodista park. This youtube video maker has made some great videos of Medellin from Plaza Botero to Parque Lleras, and some videos showing the talent around the clocktower in Cartagena. I should mention that she does not actually get to Periodista park until about 2:34 in the video.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojQhS9FodCs[/URL][/QUOTE]Man,

I just took a glance of the video, I can't believe it is Medellin. The male and female ratio depicted in the video is as bad as the west coast of the states. On a good Thursday night, Gusto's ratio can reach 7/1, seven chicas per guy.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2419918]Didn't someone report that he got a warning having a beer here recently? It is a very small place and is darker in person.[/QUOTE]Highly unlikely you would get a warning for having a beer here when literally everyone in the park is getting high on weed or cocaine and whatever else they use down here.

Hello everyone!

While I know people enjoy different things. I personally enjoy cannabis alongside sex. Is cannabis use acceptable in Medellin or is it considered shady? I keep hearing about priodista, is this a good place to pick up chicks who are also into that?

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2419908]............ "Can you get AIDS from oral to anal?" The vice admiral paused, swallowed hard, and said "If you don't get AIDS that might be the last thing you need to worry about". P.S. C. Everett Koop was the father of Safe Sex............[/QUOTE]C. Everett Koop, American, Surgeon General under Ronald Reagan. Need I say more? US elite are known for moralizing in public to mask dark deeds done in private. I don't take them seriously.

I've read, repeatedly, Medellin is best served for a week or more. I'm a "vet" of Tijuana. Tijuana takes about 12 hours (all told) to get to from my current locale. So MDE will actually be closer. I'm not concerned about travel time. But if I'm flying down Friday morning and flying home Monday afternoon, is that enough time for a first time MDE visitor? Generally, I'm more of a bar guy. So three days of casas and three nights of bars. Will that give me a good enough intro to MDE? I'd much prefer a lengthier stay and likely will do so over the summer. But I'm thinking of a short trip in the upcoming months.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2419918]Didn't someone report that he got a warning having a beer here recently? It is a very small place and is darker in person.[/QUOTE]That may have been me telling about a Sunday evening encounter with a policemen there. It was meant to relay the politeness and common sense of this particular cop vs a perception of bribe taking belligerent Colombian cops. Periodista is normally a drinking allowed and just about everything else too. A year ago, they banned the trans from there for causing problems, not sure if that's still the case. Mostly live and let live atmosphere but I did see a "park security" kick a gum seller unmercifully while the guy was either sleeping or passed out one evening. I've heard Colombians refer to it as an open minded park and it seems to have all types hanging out there. Sometimes it appears to have too many low life types especially late night and the taxistas also seem questionable along the park. I always walk down a few blocks to catch a taxi on the main street.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2419908]...Then someone asked "Can you get AIDS from oral to anal?" The vice admiral paused, swallowed hard, and said "If you don't get AIDS that might be the last thing you need to worry about". P.S. C. Everett Koop was the father of Safe Sex

I wasn't lecturing you, I was just telling a story.[/QUOTE]LOL roger that. It's just annoying when someone posts a review and you have 10 other people telling them you should do this and not do that. Like JB said, you should let me do what makes me happy.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2419918]Didn't someone report that he got a warning having a beer here recently? It is a very small place and is darker in person.[/QUOTE]I thought that it was Parque Lleras where they got the warning. Either way this is another place I have been wanting to check out but just haven't made it there yet.

[QUOTE=MojoBandit;2419908]Back when AIDS became a national scare and people did not understand it and thought you could catch it off a toilet seat, the government decided to put the Surgeon General on TV for a question and answer session. The Surgeon General at the time was named C. Everett Koop, a straight laced outspoken conservative christian (of the variety that do not believe in sex outside of marriage) and vice admiral out of the Navy (photo below). So here this straight lace guy is on TV answering all types of sexual questions (this was entertaining in itself). "Can you get AIDS from kissing?" "Can you get aids from oral sex on a penis?" "Can you get AIDS from oral sex on a vagina?" these questions he answered without hesitation. Then someone asked "Can you get AIDS from oral to anal?" The vice admiral paused, swallowed hard, and said "If you don't get AIDS that might be the last thing you need to worry about". P.S. C. Everett Koop was the father of Safe Sex

I wasn't lecturing you, I was just telling a story.[/QUOTE]I love the government and safe sex using latex condoms: [URL]https://www.reliasmedia.com/articles/77321-failure-to-detect-latex-allergy-leads-to-death-4-7m-verdict[/URL].

[URL]https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5356959/[/URL]

"Based on these data, the current prevalence of latex allergy and sensitization among healthcare workers worldwide are 9. 7% and 12.4%, respectively. ".

Maybe we should call Koop the father of latex allergies.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2419486]"Guys need to stop." Isn't giving your opinion, it's telling everyone how they are required to behave, according to you.

You are so mistaken about the women in Colombia. There are plenty who just want to get paid and never see you again. There are also plenty who will happily spend the day with you, for nothing more than a cheap meal. There are plenty who, for what guys are paying for an hour who'll spend 10-12 hours, give as much sex as you can handle and leave you with a smile. There are girls who will, if you're there over Christmas, invite you to spend the day with their family. There are girls who will.

Some of us enjoy more than just beating in some guts. If it's okay with you, I for one will continue to do things the way I want.[/QUOTE]Yes you are right. Many different girls regardless of where you are in this world. But none of that your speaking about comes free. It takes a lot of wasted time and money sifting through all the BS until you find the gems. I'll just take each day at a time and if I stumble upon a gem then great but I'm not going go about my day seeking that. This is my second time here although I've been to this country a half dozen times. Plan on going to Brazil soon. I personally am not looking for no amigas because the begging never fucking stops. But what more can you expect from them? Great if some of you get to meet their family. Probably makes ya'll feel extra special but the way I see things is you will always be nothing more than un cajero. Maybe less if you get close to these poblado or Facebook girls who consistently make a months worth of Colombian salary for one or two dates but regular non pro women like you guys call them are always fucking needy. That's just how it is regardless of what country you frequent. And it's not that I don't care or I look down on them I have just tired of the neediness and the games these bitches be playing. So at this point in my life I'm just worried about beating in guts. They can save the games for the rest of ya'll. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

Went walking around the Botero circuit with the fellas last night about 9 before coming in. There were some good ones out. My buddy wanted one but she would not suck his dick without a condom. He found another and he was in the house for 40 K. Me and the other BM were heading towards the metro and the chick on one of those candy carts started eyeing me. I blew her a kiss and she motioned that we could go together. She didn't look all that good and I think she was 32 years old from Venezuela. She came over to talk to me and said we could go to a room for 30 K. I took her whatsapp and told her maybe another day.

Took the metro back to Laureles and walking down La 70 there was a double t-bone accident at one of the intersections. Taxi, car, motorbike. Looked like the taxi must have blown the light and the car and motorbike slammed into his front and rear passenger side.

I forgot that a friend of mine from Venezuela that comes to visit me in the States was in town. Her sister came up from Chile to get that bullshit plastic surgery and she came here to help her recover. She said that clinic was full of chicks from all over this side of the planet. So she endee up coming over to stay last night and we went out on La for about an hour.

San Peter does not play about the ID thing. When my buddies came over yesterday, they let one in because he had a copy of his passport. My buddy that lives here they would not let in because he only had his California drivers license.

Yesterday about 6 we ended up in one of my favorite non-descript strip / fuck clubs. I never knew the name but now I think it is Ovo, because there was a chick working the bar and she had Ovo on a red uniform shirt. She came over to our table bringing the water we ordered and she had a huge ass. I am a hips and ass man. I was actually able to rest my arm on the top of her ass. I told her that I wanted to fuck her.

The other BM that I was with thought her ass was fake, but grabbing on it, I knew it to be real. We went to the room. Total GFE. She was 27 from Caracas. The tits turned out to be fake and looked like somebody put 2 footballs in her chest sideways. I kept telling her how awful that shit was and it was better to be natural. She tried to get a condom to suck my dick, but I wasn't having any of that.

After we finished fucking we just layed there talking until somebody finally came and knocked on the door. We took a shower and I gave her the 70 K then left out. My buddy asked me what was taking so long. I said it was quick to me. He said he took a chick after I left, showered, fucked her, showered again, and came back out and I was still in there. His chick was a superstar and worked the hell out of that pole (dancing).

[QUOTE=Uthred;2420034]
I thought that it was Parque Lleras where they got the warning. [/QUOTE]Parque Lleras was mentioned subsequently. It was the post that started the discussion. I am familiar with the area but maybe I remember wrong.