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[b] jerk off. [/b] Fellas hope you enjoy the jerk off material I am posting. Speaking of which, I went back to the white brothel and a Lao lady throttled my dick so much I ended up roaring in pain. (A first)> I told her once more and it is lights out for her. She fled with a blanket covering her. The posse arrived. Skinless and his bag of tricks stood firm (my dick was still throbbing). Full refund but no more bonking here for me. They should do an induction 101 course. The hookers around the corner all looked better (around 20 years, but some shit ugly). I will be glad to beat a retreat.

Jack Spratt and friends: The photos are simply for record and some of them actually help the ladies. There is life beyond the ghetto. The LP helps. I am not in competition with Sex Review and Cronin (or Saint). There is life beyond the bird cage. The main thing was to show what lot of bs it all is. Man, this dick hurts like hell.

Freeler: I iwll do a grand non sex tour here tomorrow and then head across country. I think I willnot go south the entire trip. No real point as I no longer have a dick. It is still throbbing. I was figuring Philok, Buriram, one or two others for the bonking and the rest for Lonely Planet, without the monsters.

As regards Lonely Planet itself, a young LP babe tells me South East Asia on a shoetring sucks but that was their premier book. Also in the guesthouse, there are a few other books (Lets Gop, Rough Guide). They are all better on Nong Khai than LP; one of them gives the story of the statues and the dude who set it up. He got 12 months on a trumped upcharge of insulting the king. Now off to nurse my dick back to health if I still have it. Why do newbies think strangling it helps? :(

Skinless,

Dunno that this was your particular situation, but there is a technique for making a guy have a massive orgasm. Involves getting him to the very point of cumming, then throttling his hard-on so he can't actually cum. Can be a bit painful. Normally done at least once, but often two or three times. Finally he when he is brought to release the last time (no throttling), he will come like a race horse taking a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! Major Orgasm that drains you down to the toes.

Like I said, dunno if that was what your little Lao lady was after, probably not. And it does need to be done on a willing and informed guy, otherwise he'll think she's trying to strangle him in a most dastardly and deceitful way.

Tatoosh

Skinless, interesting photos and story as usual. I don't mind lower quality pics, but a bit of light would help. Maybe a flash? Or were you using a cameraphone?

Skinless san,

The Rough Guide at least has maps that make some sense...

When on the grand non sex tour, don't miss out on SalaKu (WatKek), the Guesthouse owner can tell you how to get there.
A very interesting site just East of Udon, on the road to SakhonNakhon, is BanChiang. A museum and an archeological/excavation site , both on BanChiang culture, are well worth a visit.

Skinless~

Hey, sorry! No, I'm not trying to make fun of you or "a fool of you". It was just the description you wrote initially reminded me of a sex technique. But obviously what happened to you was nothing like that. Yeah, I've been in a couple of fights along the way and know what you are talking about. Zero fun and does get the recipients attention big time. Well at least it did me.

The technique I was alluding to is more like the girl using her hand(s) as a "C clamp" just below the tip of your dick. It's not particular pleasant and can be a tad painful. She does it when you are about to come. Can do it a couple of times in succession. Sort of an emergency throttle down. Result is the last time you cum and she does NOT stop it, you have an amazing orgasm. Major flood, maximum total discharge that will leave you drained and delighted. Well, at least it did me.

Now the technique was initially used for guys with premature ejactulation problems. Not something I've personally experienced. At least not since I was a kid. But it works fine for guys that are getting a bit older and find their orgasms are not quite as explosive as they used to be.

When combined with Vitamin V or Cialis you can end up feeling like you just turned sixteen again. Primarily intended for us older punters that are interested in how to improve performance. Not of any particular consequence to young punters that feel they are god's gift to womenkind. (No, that last line wasn't to you, just to all the younger punters.)

For a bit better description of the technique, try the site below and scroll down to the "Squeeze Technique" instructions.

http://www.sweetecstacy.com/tutorial/prematureejaculation.htm

Tatoosh

Dickless stayed in Sam Kom, very nice. He is now in Sokothai, having skipped Philok. The dick or what is left of it still hurts like mad.
Lao visa: cheaper in Bkk and probably in your hopmer vountry. The Lao bus was busy when Dickless left.
Skinless shared his Sam Kom lodgings with giant lizards and he was awoken in the morning to the sound of a cute little rat family scuttling all over him. The drive to Loie was interesting. The driver let the teenage girl helping him drivr it over the mountains. Dickless bounced off the roof several times and nearly fell out twice. Lat time that happened was Thet. Happy days. Must be the V that brings youth on.

Freeler: Tomorrow me go Sam Koom, on road to Loei. Me take restr from boom boom. It is still hurting.
Nong Khai-Vientante: Bus leaves from bus station at 7.30, 10.30, 15.00, 16.00. Same from Vientante (an expensive city). Price 30 bt. Plus $30 or 1500 bt Lao visa. Plus 1000 bt exit Thai visa. Cheaper using US$ for Lao. Also bring 2 passport photos. The travel agent I scoped charges 1800 bt for the visa and 200 bt for his bus. Bridge side of the market. I rented a bike from him and did the strange statues. Lots of (good) photos.
Photos: The photos are a joke and I don't mind removing them. I wanted the photos to be an interesting experience, nothing more. I will improve them. I dislikle porno and they are only disposable memories, like the ladies themselves. I am using my cameras for different reasons. I might go into this another day.
Tatoosh: Thank you. If I am ever captured and castrated by my enemies, I will think of your kind words when they are denutting me. Are you trying to make a fool of me? Were you ever in a school fight when the other guys grabs your balls and yanks, more or less detaching them from the rest of you? It was 1000 wors like that and was like something you would expect from Saddam's ex secret police. I was screaming in pain so, no I was not on an orgasmic trip. However, this feeds into something else. The older hooker knew the ropes and was telling this newbie what to do. No smoke, 300 bt, no lower etc. But at the end she was going to smoke me. She was clueless. The burly pimp is on the prowl and has bumped into Skinless in the cafe where I hang out twice already today. Should be ok but......
There is a big festival here in Nong Khai the first 9 days of May to celebrate 10 years of the Friendship Bridge where Skinless was today on his rented bike and where he ran into a string of beauties in trad Thai wear taking the bus to Lao from Udon (air con).
There is now a little office beside the bus ticket place at the bus station for the new lao bus.
Skinless also saw both the old and new railway stations. The new one is near the bridge so they have high hopes. The old one is run down and abandoned as is the track between the old and new stations. The Tourist Office gave me some promo literature which says this city ios ranked #7 in the world as an ex pat home. Not much of a survey but I would imagine it is a nice place to live - if you stay away from the Lao torturer :(Hope all this helps.

skinless,

LOL. What a fucking adventure you are having... Hope your dick gets well soon.

juice.

Skinless,

You didn't even stop by the Pilok hotel to say 'hi' to the PSB rat from the Sam Kom rat family?
Very disappointing:(!

Dickless in Sukothai: The Sam Koon rats have a much more vibrant life than John Dickless. Last time I got a hard on seems like 100 years ago. I skipped Philok s it is a dump (can you believe, some sad fuckers stop pver there just for sex with old hags and then the sick fuckers post them on the Internet where other sad fuckers fantasize over them. Not the Dickless one.

I am now staying in a hsit house guest house here in Sukothai. Lots o old mo\numents in the park (10 bt bus ride). Skip the museum (though one of the earlier Buddha-Hindu statues has a great pair of hooters that Nibu would enjoy). Riding the bike around the park and allowing all to view Dickless' fine torso was the best part. Lots of LOnely Planet types here. They get ripped off in the hsit heaps they stay in: thiings like food etc. Dckless got a great breakfast for 15 bt and a jungle full of mangos for 10 bt (I am shitting like one of those randy rats I shared with a few nights ago).

It is hot as hell here. Dickless intends to do a Myanmar border run to see if Burmese women are as cruel to Little Dickless as Pol Pot's lady in Nong Khai.

Any Cheap Charlies coming here: there is a 100 bt guest house beside the new bus station; most are near the old station.

Philok: There is an intresting karaoke joint by the bus terminal. Not for me though as I am having a clean and wholsesome vacation:(

Skipping PSB: I reckon PSB would have taken me two days and for what? I got in late, I have to do the day shift as well as the night shift and I wanted to take in Sukthai. They will probably get the Skinless treatment if Dickless can rise from the dead.

Also, this bonking is a load of shit: especially when your equipment has been ground into mush as mine has been. It still hurts. She tried her best but her best was hell. With friends like her., Skinless would hate to have one of these womwen as an enemy. I woulkd say a lot of Thai men hate duck.

Skinless,
Kudoz on your use of LP. It almost makes up for that model with toe-fingers. I didn't know they had that type of surgical skill there, to replace severed fingers with toes.

Just made a weekend short trip to Kanchanaburi. Checked out the night life there. I stayed at some river raft guest house that floats on top of river. I think my place is called Sugar Cane 2. Room has air and bath and floats on river. Baht 550. The view quite nice but in the morning the noise from passing boats will wake you up from 6AM.
Rented a motocycle 200 a day. The first night. Rode around town looking whats there. There is a big massage parlour in the hotel River Kwai. 3 classes. Side line 2000, window has 1800 and 1500. The sideline had some cute girls and I ordered one and she was very good and age 20. Face very cute and body a 9. Very good pounding but the massage was almost non existant. This massage is the only big one in town. The lady level overall is good. Finished about 10PM. Then noticed another Thai massage place across the street from Hotel River Kwai. Went in take a look. All the ladies were ugly so I left . Rode my motorcycle around found another massage place in the back of bus station. The papasan told me the girls from Myanmar. Price 700. I was full already so I did not order a girl. But there were 2-3 ok looking girls inside.

Second night. I went to check the disco scene. First place called Discovery. I walked around and saw a few potentials but did not act because I wanted to check another disco too called Glizy. It is the biggest in Kancha. It was so packed on the Sat. I walked around to check the ladies. Finally I decided to hit on a loose group of 6 girls. 1 of them was very cute. But they danced like really enjoing themselves. I talked to the cute one and she told she is student and her friends some are from Nakhon Pathom. I was kind of tired and went straight to work on her. I told her I am last night here and if I can see her after disco. She said not sure but she thinks ok if she take one more friend together. I was still not sure the situation so the disco closed I went to talked to her again. I told her I really like to stay with her and talk to her tonight. She said she will take a friend. I said ok. I told her I feel so lonely travel alone to Kanch and like to talk to her and hold her the last night. She smiled. I told her I will give her some money as a gift. So I rode my motorsai and she took another girl riding her own motorsai followed me back. The other gal was ok too. I was thinking in my head go for a 3some. We went to the floating room and sat on the veranda. It was very dark and you hear the water flowing and you see the dark sky. It was a little scary so I hug the girls and started to touch them both. They were actually giggling. Then we went in the room. I again touch them both and the girls were shy. But I said I like to hug them both so I took off both clothes. They did not resist much. They looked kind of dazed like whats happening. And both girls were shy and giggling. They asked me if I have condom. So I put on condom and started working on the cute one. The other was looking and I think she enjoyed looking. Then I pulled out and did not change condom and pounded the other one. She really moaned. And I switch again and shoot in the cute one. I have feeling these 2 are amatures too. They looked like they were amazed what had happened. They stayed with me till next noon and lunch together. They did not ask me for money but I will give them as a gift. I had a very much fun time so I gave them together 5000 bahts. They were very amazed again. But I feel good with them. So 5000 bahts I am happy to give. Then they said they want to take me to a beautiful temple. So we rode out motorsai. It was so far about 30 minutes ride. But the temple was good and has great scenic view on top of a hill. I think it is called Wat Tham Sua(or Tiger temple).
Later the day I took the bus back to BKK. But I like the 2 girls. Very good personality and always giggling. I may go back to Kancha to see them again.

Skinless is getting great use out of his LP guide. He has squashed some cockroaches with it. He has also read the Pattaya section and get this: they have deleted probably 80% of the hotel lisitings in it. Now Skinless agrees with LP that most of thy guys who go to Pattaya are losers (just read recent posts in the Pattaya section to see my point). Skinless also agrees with SA that you guys should all cover up - or be put down. Skiness would go further ad suggest the LP gals should cover up, or rent out their services to horny elephant lovers. But if 33% of all tourists go to LOS, LP should list hotels etc and not deliberately delete them to discourage you sad fuckers from going there. As an example, the Soi 8 dives are no longer listed and the Boyztown places ae no longer there. This means that even more morons will use WSG rather thasn LP in the future:(

Skinless is using an Internet shop in C Mai run by disabled people. Their stories are also posted, sad reading. Skinless is going to get an over priced massage here from a nearly blind lady who lost her husband and kids in a car accident. Skinless admires women like her who bttle on. This is a kinder, gentler Skinless, getting ready for tomorrow when his dick should be fully recharged.

Skinless is now in Chiang Mai resting up. He has visited temples, the zoo (to see waht you guys and your gfs look like) and soon he will be on the move again. He used the time here well to wine and dine a French beauty (well out of your league, peasants). Soon, he will be on the move again.

Myanmar border was good fun but little in the way of bonks. Many of the women chew betel nuts which make their gums all red. Kinda like having a period in the mouth. Interesting but not for me. Lots of signs in Mae Sot saying kiddy fuckers not welcome. Also Siam Hotel had lots of security including guards sleeping in the car lot.


Skinless also figures V does not agree with him so he is taking it easy until a massive sex assault in a few days time. This will be my Eskimo period: lots of little dogs (female ones, of age) to keep me warm and hot. Also, be prepared for the most disgusting photos ever posted on this entire site:)

Skinless is gald some of you liked the Disabled info in Chiang Mai. To be blunt: there is no sex there and do not ask. If you do go local like JTS and Freeler, it wil broaden your horizons. If you want to fuck go to Pattaya and the shitholes that deal in that crap.
Or to Buriram: Here is a photo of the kids Skinless met when he visited the shitheap Tom lives in. Note the brand names, the shoes, or the lack of them. Skinless likes stuff like that and although he does not contribute to Jackson's Argie charity, he knows the added value Jackson and his cronies get by being LUCKY enough to be able to visit the slums they visit.
Skinless would also like it put on record that Thais are genuinely friendly, warm people and that this helps make the bargirl cocktail more lethal. Skinless genuinely likes them and hearing of their lives. He advises you to move around as much as your calories and Rolexes allow you to.

This is the squalid scene in PSB Hotel, Philok. Great for a fuck stop over between Bkk and C Mai - but only if you will swim at the bottom end of the pool. Again, this is the real Thailand. Skinless recommends this - and then moving on. Indeed, this really helps the 3F MO- as who could stand htese toothless wonders for too long? Skinless is amazed at the popularity the LP guide has among the riff raff of Thailand - but it takes all types.

Skinless,

In regards to your comments and your pics. (implydsc00221/. jpg) I am sorry but I am confused what are you trying to say or imply. I would like to know. I saw the pic, it showed an old woman and a much younger one. Are you saying the are both working girls, or that one is the mother and the other the daughter living in squalor? You are trying to show what, the hotel or rather the place they live in? I am lost. This is not a flame or tying to bust your chops. I am honestly curious as to what you are trying to show/say.

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