Lisbon

friends,
one more thing: in the end, the service at aslolitas was better, however the choice was limited. night & day has more to choose from, but the service was less gfe! let´s see what tonight brings, new chances arise!
tom

Avenida Marques de Tomar Nº 5, First floor

A brand new delicatessen shop has just opened doors and although I was trying hard to overcome any sinful behavior the weaker part in me took over once it was Friday!

I made myself up to the beautiful neighborhood of Saldanha, Avenida Novas and decided to stop by the Cup & Cino brand new Café that opened on the opposite side of this sinful house. Having a whiskey in my hands for the first time in the week I felt even more sure of the enterprise I was bond to start with. I had a second bourbon while reading the sports news that they hand in for free in this type of establishments and all my thoughts started to emerge on the lingerie showing on the couple of last pages of the paper. Finishing the appetizer I headed on to the front of the building. Rang the button saying 1st floor and got on the lift.

As I stepped into the brothel I immediately noticed that it was drawn by the same special kitsch decorator that had done Almirante Reis. The place looked top clean and I was greeted into a living room, taking a place in a plastic brown couch I could see myself everywhere since all the walls are covered with mirrors from top till bottom. The girl that let me in was nice looking wearing a white nurse kittle. Service is provided for 80 euros for half an hour or 100 euros the full hour.

The presentation was nice, as it was about dinner time there were 8 girls available, half Brazilian and half Portuguese. All from 22 to say 30, some looking average/good and others looking good. No stunners and the my favorite girl from Almirante Reis was not available. I noticed a Portuguese mulata girl showing her hips and tits outside of her dress and she looked fairly entertaining in a precious mood but she had a few pounds to much on her legs. Her name was Mariana or something with a really pretty face and I should have gone for her. Then there is Bia a Portuguese dark dyed blond, 165 cm tall, excellent figure and very nice face, she looks really good, not charming but seriously sexy and pornish, hiding some tattoos on her body. Other chicas were fine as well but I decided to go for a relaxing time with Bia. The session was ok, not overwhelming, just a good looking gal in her mid twenties.

After coming twice I decided to go back to the Café upfront only to discover that the beer happy hour was over and prices were going up. I had my share of the liquor and after a meeting some friends for some more drinks at Saldanha-Residence I was horny again. It was now 1 in the morning and my thoughts were drifting between going for a freebie at the docks by the river or for a session at Rua Alves Redol. I decided for the later since I was going out with friends the next day and the opportunity of a free kiss-kiss session could happen just by occasion then. So I quietly made a disappearance act and headed down to my car, just iin front of the Mundial Cinema complex, that’s exactly the place where Black Tie is. But as Tom put it, it was past one in the morning and the place was just desperately empty. So I made my way to Alves Redol, a place always easy to find and easy to park in the middle of the night. The street hookers are really tasteless girls I would not touch! I got to the apartment and was disappointed that Sindy is still missing, a real gem and sex goddess. Patricia was available and Sandra a “supposed” Spanish big titted girl was presented to me for the first time.

I fell in love with her eyes and her hands and her feet and her tits. It wasn’t love but just desire that was pushing me. She showed me the same room where Sindy fucked the hell out of me for almost 2 hours. After getting me some whiskey and lighting something like 20 candles, we undress and met in the water. I found out that she wasn’t Spanish at all but Columbian and her name was Milene and she has a girl back in Columbia. After this sad story I massaged her feet in the tub and she proceeded to do the same while massaging my balls with the other foot. Awesome and sensual! Just my taste. Well to make it short the session was really good and we talked and kissed and fucked for a whole while. I told her about WSG and that this forum provided very good feedback to sexy well educated chicas. After that she just rode me reverse cowgirl, got on her knees and I told her that I wanted to drop the hammer in her ass, which wasn´t in the program first. We ended with a hot hand job combined with a lot of kissing and hugging. I think that this girl has potential if she looks out for her figure with those big mamas raising up to the sky and not dropping down to the ground.

Mur and others take a look at this south American chica, just tell her you know her name is Milene (as written on her golden bracelet) and she will know your from the WSG board.

Have fun while I have to make some savings for Xmas!
Anyone wants to meet this weekend? Or next?

Ze,
Good to see you also enjoyed the Colombian Chick! The tits are very firm indeed, I advise all of you to opt for her. Last night I never made it out again, I fell asleep only to wake up around 8 in the morning (shit, black tie just closed!). I´ll keep you all updated about the "business" on my next trip to Lisboa!
Tom

I tried Cristal in Parede (Murilloa's girl) and she is a beautiful girl with great tits, that provides limited service with tender care and attention. Worthwhile, sure, but for me a bit lacking in the gamit of pleasurable options.

Katia has left the house for a new place in Carcavelos and they have 2 new girls there, both Brazilian: Brenda and Michelle. Brenda is very nice, Michelle is strong (should I call her fat? I will not), with the attitude and looks of a doll.

I have been with Michelle. She does a wonderfull BBBJ while smilling and looking one in one's eyes. Anal also. She told me that CIM possible (didn't try). Enjoyable session.

This is a challenge.

Like Jackson started his scene in BA, I bet you guys it started with glorious meetings.
So it will be up to me to invite all the mongers and gentlemen around the city of Lisbon for a meeting at Saturday the 27th of November at the glorious and infamous Portugália, at Avenida Almirante Reis at 18 h. We can share a beer, have some seafood or some “pregos no pão” and get along.

Whoever feels weird or embaraced can always leave the table and continue the life-long hunting in his strange raincoat hiding away with wet hands.

I challenge all of you and let me name you one by one:

The unique and only Muri
Harry Hymes
Mahaba
Carlos Primeros (if around)
Latina Ass
Mutrix
Drainaps
Cla114
Joshua xxx (come down to Lisbon for the weekend)
Luis Manuel
Green Banana

And others that have been hiding in between these lines and around all the corners throughout this wonderful city. This is the time to show up!

Let´s get this city rocking
PM me for all the details

Hi Ze,
If I was in Lisboa, I would 100% be there!
Take Care
Tom

After getting the first replies about the meeting proposal there is a slight change in the schedule:

New proposal: Saturday the 4th of December!

All visitors, contributers, punters, hookers, pimps and friends are invited!

Hallo Zé,

unfortunately I will be in China by that time. But please - your idea is good and next time when I am in Lisbon you can count me in.

Carlos

Horor-Show

Just had a terrible experience in the middle of an awesome week end.
Although the freebie sessions are working in excellent form and after being told that the autumn is actually the season where woman are more eager to run into a new exciting and prinking fantasy (told by a woman!) I found the need to try out some new add for the middle budget section of 40 euros. I should have gone for a few beers with friends and forget this investment, but I guess I was weak.

The misfortunate operation took place at Rua Praia da Vitória, Nº 77, 5th floor left apartment.
The chica is ugly, fat and her performance is shitty. Why did I do it? Hell I don´t know, guess I wanted to make sure she isn´t worth a penny! The place is just to your left of Monumental Shopping Cinemas at Saldanha. Beware!

I had to clear of my dizzling mind at a very nice busty brunette from Romania, my god had she boobs and I got her number as well... but that was a complete different story for another post in the near future.

Gentlemen ... the deal is still on for the 4th of December!
The show is rolling...

Sorry I cannot make it for the meeting. Shall be in Lisbon tomorrow evening though, but I guess it's too short a notice to set anything up for the evening.

Have fun and do report back.

Drainaps

Hi fellows,

Just back from Lisbon, 18 Celsius, sunny weather. I had little time for mongering, and maybe because of that I confess it hasn’t been the most successful of my numerous trips there.

On last Wednesday, fter dining at the well celebrated Portugalia (tasty penedes, excellent and pricey jumbo shrimbs, good draught) I decided to pay a visit to the 44. Good welcome at the 3rd floor. Not too much decorum, tiny waiting room with a huge TV, 6 ladies for presentation. No stunner, no monster, an average 6 would I say. I opted for Gabriella, a young brasilian brunette in her mid-twenties with something appealing within the eyes. Wrong pick.

Very bad choice actually. The room was cold indeed (no heating), but the girl was much colder even. Actually 100% dead fish. No conversation, no atmosphere, nothing but a frozen handjob. In case, I tested then her massage skills. Dull as well. Pretended eventually there was never ever a BBBJ in the house. This fascinating session quickly turned to a dry end, as I preferred to skip and keep my stamina. Definitely one to avoid.

It was around midnight. I switched to the elegante Elefante. I paid a drink to a portuguese-angolan-cabo-verdiana mulatinha called Michaella. I was eager to be properly treated, which happended to be the case. Friendly girl, nice attitude, some skills if not all of them. Back to my hotel we quickly entered into action I hour, 200 € bargained down to 150 + 20 ‘taxi’ bonus. She kindly rolled a big spliff after the event J and stayed a while chatting and smoking with me. All in all an acceptable experience, but nothing to die for!

I will organise myself better the next time. So far I will keep on reading our Lisbon forum and expect finding a gem within your reports!

All the best,

GB

mur returns to the board. workload has been absurd, but he has not been an idle hobbyist. a london trip brought the eternal delight of an hour with beautiful lori, who turned twenty-three recently and has never looked better. the next day, a chance to revel in the joyful sleaze of a sacred rose party, described in the relevant forum.

there was also a saturday evening when he reported to a venue summoned by king carlos primero, but the visiting gentlemen did not show up. mur waited half an hour, sipping an imperial in portugalia, decided against the adjacent brazil house, and taxied away to corte ingles. after refreshment in the food hall watching many a lovely nymph strutting by, he thought he was ready for princess vitoria. would she be there?

indeed she was, but there followed a complete fiasco. the €50 safely tucked away, vitoria bared her lovely body, took mur into her hands, then her mouth, (uncovered, a special favour which no doubt caused the subsequent problem) then rubbed her firm breasts against his faithful little friend… who brought the occasion to a disgraceful premature end, by erupting messily over the young lady, to her surprise, and, yes, considerable amusement. mur blushed, wiped, apologised, but the princess, unconcerned, laughed his embarrassment away. after a long line of cocks, she was probably delighted to have earned her money in two minutes of caressing rather than with a heavy-duty fuckfest.

muri left with a sense of failure and crisis. has the previous week’s orgy in london caused a breakdown of the system? is it now time to seek medical help, adding the cost of viagra to the mongering account? will the next thirty years of whoring bring a series of humiliating failures, until at last mur takes up his seat in the back row of the porno cinema alongside the other impotent octogenarians?

well, we all know that when you take a fall from a horse, it’s important to get straight back in the saddle. so after an hour of painful reflection, the decision was taken to make a special, once-only exception to the sw ban, strictly for medical and psychological reasons. a firm-bodied black girl was selected on the praça figueira, and taken to a pensão, a cleaner one than the romanian haunt. there she was fucked at great length, with iron control and detachment, in three positions. a triumphant roar of pleasure rep001tered the pigeons from the rooftops of the square, as on the stroke of midnight, orgasm was achieved. further adventures and philosophical excursions are on their way, but will have to wait for now. just a word of thanks to hh: mur has lost touch with cristal and has been searching, hh thinks he's found her - we will soon find out if this leads anywhere.

happy hunting,
murilloa

Hi Muri,

Ze Duron set a new meeting for 4 December and I have the intention to attend it. I was refering to the 4 of December when I sent the mail.

Sorry for this - please accept my apologies.

Carlos

Nothing to apologise about, comrade Carlos, these 'crossed wires' events sometimes happen. I mean we Brits blame the Germans for almost everything, but no way was it your fault, Muri's disaster with Vitoria...
Really hoping to attend Saturday's meet, but Mur will have to lie his way convincingly out of another engagement. we shall see...

It’s surprising how little is known about his life, but we may be sure that he (or whoever wrote those miraculous plays) was a hobbyist. He uses the word ‘*****monger’ only once, and was not the first to do so in print – that honour belongs to William Tyndale, translator of the bible in 1526 (Ephesians 5 ; 5, for all you born-again boys hearing preacher Muri’s sermon – most translations say ‘fornicator’ which is a crappy word).

But Shakespeare understood mongering:

'...She is a housewife that by selling her desires,
Buys herself bread and clothes. And ‘tis the strumpet’s plague
Beguiling many, to be beguil’d by one.'

Meaning, that the working girl takes her profit from many clients, but it’s an occupational hazard that she might become seriously attracted to one of them. Or it may suggest that she exploits her clients, but one guy, her pimp, exploits her. But this also works the other way round, so that we mongers may cheerfully enjoy multiple female purchases, only to find that among the many, one makes a deep impression and we fall in L***.

That word ‘beguile’. He uses it in 25 out of his 37 plays, and in shades of meaning that run the full range from ‘sweet innocent charm’ through to ‘devilish deceit’ – exactly the spectrum of behaviour we experience among our business ladies.

Your point, professor ?
Well, Cristal.
Muri was beguiled, charmed: and then she disappeared.

In a short but excellent report on her (Nov 3rd) Harry Hymes hit the nail on the head about beautiful women who would normally be inaccessible. Either the service is lacking, as HH found, or maybe, precisely because she doesn’t feel like a fully operational prostitute, you feel an urge to move to a different level. Anyway, Mur didn't say anything of this to Cristal, but it was she who moved – away.

Last week the giantess Michelle absolutely refused to tell where her ex-colleague had gone. Cristal herself had mentioned a new casa in Carcavelos, but a hunt round that area drew blank. Harry sent a kind PM with her ad from the paper, but a Brazilian voice answered the phone, and was very keen to direct Mur to a place in Rebelva, but denied knowledge of any small blonde Portuguesas. Well, mystery is also one shade of the meaning of ‘beguile’… but Muri will miss this highly attractive honest and intelligent woman.

Gentlemen, this has tested your patience: literary pedantry followed by sentimental claptrap. Hard information follows in the next post. Muri would get these things out of his head by going out hunting right now – but the entire fuckin’ Atlantic Ocean has just reared out of its bed and dumped itself on lovely Lisboa, just on a public holiday, too. Unbeguiling weather.