[QUOTE=Ragnarok42; 1152248]Things I think about while on the can;
If MILF stands for Mother I'd like to fuck, is there one for Mother I "AM" fucking? [/QUOTE]Hmm."MIAF"?
Strange the things one things about whilst upon the can.
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[QUOTE=Ragnarok42; 1152248]Things I think about while on the can;
If MILF stands for Mother I'd like to fuck, is there one for Mother I "AM" fucking? [/QUOTE]Hmm."MIAF"?
Strange the things one things about whilst upon the can.
[QUOTE=Ragnarok42;1152619]"However don't envy me, my new idol is FreebieFan. He is our resident stud.[/QUOTE]All hail to Freebiefan! He is all of us's (our?) idol. And if Rag says so, you can take it as gospel. Seriously. Both are my idols.
[QUOTE=Mr X 69; 1153275]Yeah, my wife and previous gfs have done that too. Trying to have some fun, then she asks me about something she saw and ruins the moment. Damn it is hard being a man. And sometimes hard to be a man stayng hard!
Keeping a girl's mouth full works wonders, I have noticed. Ha[/QUOTE]I guess it just goes to show that they are sleep walking through the entire sexual encounter. Now everytime they say something to put me off the mood I pull out and make them give me a BBBJ.
Double score. I gets hard again and it shuts them up, ha.
[QUOTE=Ragnarok42;1152619]"wifies"? You mean you have more than one? God I pity you if that is the case.[/QUOTE]Sorry, this latley in my mind are full of imagination on those p*ssies, so whatever comes out from my mouth become plural. Thanks anyway for the corrections, Rag.
Cheers,
MD
[QUOTE=Macho Dik; 1153464]Sorry, this latley in my mind are full of imagination on those p*ssies, so whatever comes out from my mouth become plural. Thanks anyway for the corrections, Rag.
Cheers,
MD[/QUOTE]I know what you mean, my mind has the same dillusions:
You are handsome,
You can go all night,
You don't need Viagra,
She fakes with all the other men but not with YOU.
Any others we can think of? Come on brothers, lets add to this list
[QUOTE=Ragnarok42; 1153663]I know what you mean, my mind has the same dillusions:
You are handsome,
You can go all night,
You don't need Viagra,
She fakes with all the other men but not with YOU.
Any others we can think of? Come on brothers, lets add to this list[/QUOTE]Dear Rag,
I guess all the above mentioned are defintely applicable to you My Idol.
I just add 1 point:
She is not doing it for the money but for the pleassure to be with us. At the end she takes those money not as a payment for the services she rendered but becuase she loves "you"
Cheers,
MD
Snuck out of the house on Sat to meet an Indo girl (I had to insist on one from my provider). She was really cute and had the most sheepish smile when she saw me. I knew this was going to be a good one when she jumped into bed and immediately started to french kiss me passionately. We started at it and yes it was hot, we were seriously into each other. I was thinking the whole time that Indo girls remind me of Latin girls who are also loco during sex.
Well I decided to try my luck and told her I wanted to cum in her mouth. She looked at me and nodded happily. Couldn't believe my luck, sexy, likes sex and is kinky. So I was good to my word and right before I was done I pulled off the condom and pushed her head onto my johnson. She took it like a champ with a smile on her face while she continued to lick to make sure she got it all. She did go the the bathroom to spit it out but was too spent to complain.
For 3. 5K it was a sweet deal. Will definately do her again this week as soon as I store a nice load for her to eat.
After my run in with the Indo girl I was still not satisfied. I called the OFOP place and she told me to come in in 2 hours (it was 12. 30 when I called, she wanted me to come at 2. 30 in the morning!). But I knew they were crazy busy on the weekend and I would not be done with my Indo girl before 1. 30 so I said yes. Man, was I ever happy I did.
The girl was a ex-ballet dancer with nice long legs and could arch her back in the most beautiful way. Sexy as hell and I could not help myself; twice in 2 hours is hard especially at my age but these girls could make you do it. After the girl told me that there are very few girls on the weekend and some customers can wait for over an hour and a half.
So if any brothers want to go on the weekend, I recommend you call much earlier than you think you can go so you don't have to stand around like an idiot outside 7-11 waiting. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Ragnarok42; 1153663]I know what you mean, my mind has the same dillusions:
You are handsome,
You can go all night,
You don't need Viagra,
She fakes with all the other men but not with YOU.
Any others we can think of? Come on brothers, lets add to this list[/QUOTE]Hmm. I am the best she has EVER had (out of thousands)
I am the biggest / longest (or at least the most skilled)
She only takes money from me because she thinks that if she didn't I would feel insulted.
Actually, she quit the game some time ago but only keeps going to work in case she meets me there.
I am the only one who ever cared (or pretended to) that she enjoyed herself.
I am the reason for her sex addiction and her continuance to work.
That's all I can think of for now.
[QUOTE=Ragnarok42; 1153319]I guess it just goes to show that they are sleep walking through the entire sexual encounter. Now everytime they say something to put me off the mood I pull out and make them give me a BBBJ.
Double score. I gets hard again and it shuts them up, ha. [/QUOTE]Ah, such words of wisdom. That is why you are our idol!
I also feel that if I am not sleepwalking through the entire sexual encounter, they shouldn't be either!
Might be going to Taipei soon for business.
Anyone please mind sharing some REAL information here, like websites, phone numbers pick up bars etc?
Thanks!
[QUOTE=Horny Harry; 1155818]Might be going to Taipei soon for business.
Anyone please mind sharing some REAL information here, like websites, phone numbers pick up bars etc?
Thanks! [/QUOTE]RTFF then ask some "REAL" questions by PM. Don't expect handouts.
[QUOTE=Ragnarok42;1156104]RTFF then ask some "REAL" questions by PM. Don't expect handouts.[/QUOTE]Chill man, there are 200+ pages to plough through! Forgive me, but I DO have a day job!
[QUOTE=Horny Harry; 1155818]Might be going to Taipei soon for business.
Anyone please mind sharing some REAL information here, like websites, phone numbers pick up bars etc?
Thanks! [/QUOTE]I tried to get some info myself before I first visited Taipei. The thing is its still a hush hush kinda scene. You just have to understand it's nothing personal. My advice is just buy a newspaper from 7 11 in English and call the massage outcall. They'll ask you where you're staying etc.
After reading about OFOP I too wanted to go but it's an invitation only thing and you have to speak the right language. I'm talking about Chinese and know the score.
To the regulars here. Keep the reports coming! Very cool indeed.
Hatguy
Hi Hatguy,
Thanks for the feedback! I guess I'll cross Taipei off the list then.
I don't feel like doing anything hush hush, it's not my cup of tea.