FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1255070]Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?[/QUOTE]Normally, I'm not associating "Terminator" with sex, but with kills and death. Hasta la vista, baby.

[b]Friday 2nd March[/b]

I arrived at the club around 15. 30. There was a good crowd and lots of beautiful women working the floor. I had a drink and looked for my first girl. I normally go for curvy blondes but when I was standing at the top of the stairs I spotted a stunning girl coming from the ladies changing room. I followed her into the bar and we had a nice chat before heading upstairs.

[B] Mariana from Romania [/B]

About 5 foot tall, quite thin, long brown hair and small natural boobs. We had a great time together – she gave an amazing blow job; lots of eye contact and drool. After several positions I unloaded in dogdy position and then collapsed, panting onto the bed. A great start to the day and 60 euro well spent. Probable repeat.

I took a break before going for session 2. I was downstairs near the pool when I met my second girl:

[B]Sarah from Spain [/B]

Sarah was more my usual type; big tits, loads of blonde hair and that real porn-star look. After a chat we headed into the downstairs kino to get things started. We did some nice kissing before she opened my robe and started on my cock. She sucked my like a champ and we soon headed into one of the curtained areas. A few more positions and I came for the second time while she grinded away on top of me. The sight of her glorious tits pushed me over the edge.

She is a beautiful girl (her picture is on the Artemis website) but for some reason this session was nothing special. A little bit mechanical and slightly rushed. I probably wouldn't go again.

After food and sleep it was time for round 3.

I was walking up the stairs towards the bar area when I saw a vision walking towards me. Tall and slender with dark skin and slightly red hair – I made eye-contact and was totally hooked. I said 'Hello, ' she said 'do you want to fuck? ' I said 'yes' and we went upstairs.

[B]Adrianna (not 100% on the name) from Hungry [/B]

Another great session that started with a killer blow job. Every minute or so she'the take her mouth off my cock, spit onto it then get straight back to work. This turned me on in a major way. Condom went and we fucked like tigers until I came for the 3rd time that day. Great fun with a great girl. Tipped her 40 on top of 60 and she was worth every penny.

I had a rest and did a few circuits of the club looking for a spark to inspire me for session 4 but it didn't happen. So I decided to save my cash for my visit the next day.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1255070]Well thanks for sharing. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing?[/QUOTE]Hey man,

I can't answer for her, just ask her on your next visit tio Artemis. I hope she wouldn't say that this is a bad thing.

LOL7

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1255110]Normally, I'm not associating "Terminator" with sex, but with kills and death. Hasta la vista, baby.[/QUOTE]I have never and would never harm any women in my life for sure! Just ask her please.

Hi,

Just wanted to say thanks for the reports! I'm going in a couple of weeks and I like the reports, they give me hope that I will also enjoy my self

Hi.

Hated the line-up. Lots of guys there in advance of the Messe but a shortage of women. I had another fabulous session with the lovely Mary from Hungary (see previous reports) , but the purpose of writing today was to report a pisspoor session I had with one of the new girls.

She is black, from Nigeria, mid 20's, medium build, calls herself 'Angel'. I had been on a fabulous run recently. At least 20 winning sessions in a row. Angel broke my lucky streak. She is utterly useless. Weak and clinical blowjob, disinterested and uninspiring fuck. Been 4 days at Artemis. This one won't last long. Just make sure you don't waste 60 Euros of your money on her in the meantime.

Avoid.

Best.

C

[b]Saturday 3rd March[/b]

I hit the Artemis for the 2nd day last week. I went late and I was pretty tired so this wasn't going to be a big shag-fest for me. The club was quite busy when I arrived and after a few circuits I went for my first girl.

[B]? From Spain[/B]

5 foot five, thin, blonde hair, massive fake tits and lots of tattoos but I can't remember her name! After a little chat we went upstairs. We had a good time and fucked in a few positions. I took the condom off kneeled on the bed and had her jerk me off with her expert hands. Good session but I was a little tired and I didn't really give my best. €60 – no problems.

I had food and sleep and went looking for my all time favourite Artemis girl Ciarra from Poland. Short blonde hair, great tits and big angel wings tattoo'the on her back. After a little while I spotted her sitting on one of the circular, curtained couches in the main bar. I walked over and said Hello, she smiled but said she the area was occupied. I asked her if she was available later and she said she didn't know. She was soon joined by a guy carrying a bottle of champagne and 2 glasses. They spent a few hours together. I was pretty disappointed but there's plenty more (naked) fish in the sea.

I took a stroll though the downstairs Kino where there was a pretty big crowd (10 girls. 10 or more guys) watching an energetic threesome happening in the back row. 2 really hot girls were really working on one lucky guy and there was a great atmosphere in the cinema. I was really turned on so I headed back to the main bar looking for girl 2. And that's were I met.

[B]Bella from Cuba[/B]

I sat down next to this curvy, cutie in the bar and started up a conversation. She spoke very little English but we were able to understand each other. After a drink and a chat we went upstairs. There was about a 5 miute wait for a room but we had a nice time on the couch, kissing and stroking her face.

Once we hit the room we had a great session. She's about 5 foot tall, big fake tits and a few tattoos (most prominent is a Playboy bunny just about one of her tits).

She covered us both in oil and we had a wonderful time slipping all over each others body. After a while I had a great orgasm, paid her and tipped her. Great stuff.

That was it for me. I was wiped out and decided to go back to my hotel. My only regreat was not sessioning with Ciarra. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1254309]one of the hot ones has to go to hospital, from previous Fri night[/QUOTE]So it was the food wasn't it. Or someone fucked her nearly to death?

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1254309]So you don't have to worry about quantity. And the rating bit, obviously a hugely subjective matter of taste. Your 9s and 10s might be my 6s (highly likely).[/QUOTE]I agree with you, but given that your taste is eclectic to say the least, you'd have to admit the score might be roughly the same but the selected 9+s different.

[QUOTE=Bearsk; 1256027]So it was the food wasn't it. Or someone fucked her nearly to death?

I agree with you, but given that your taste is eclectic to say the least, you'd have to admit the score might be roughly the same but the selected 9+s different.[/QUOTE]B-now our poon Meister Angus would say these kind of remarks are trolling. But I know they are not, they are the legitimate concerns of a respected cuntaseur, and so I will treat them accordingly.

On the first, from what I heard, it was a combination, something about a cucumber.

On the second, while there is some truthiness to the observation that on extremely rare occasion I have been known to stray, it has been somewhat like when Gandhi slept with his various nieces. It has served only to reinforce my strong preference for slightly older, more than slightly curvy, modellesque facey women-folk. Above all else, she must have all her teeth, and the body must still be warm, no exceptions made.

But you sir, well, we know you follow the strong evolutionary tug to spread the seed far and wide.

Which reminds me (the thought, not you) of a House MD episode, in which the hero is asked by a recovering patient, when could she resume having sex?
Dr. House replied "well from an evolutionary standpoint, never." :rolleyes:

On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).

Also, I don't see schedules or specialities girls offer at Artemis on the website. Is this available?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Lucknow;1257872]On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).Also, I don't see schedules or specialities girls offer at Artemis on the website. Is this available? Thanks[/QUOTE]L-Arts does not post any of this. You can call ahead to see who is on, or scheduled. How to manage timing has been discussed at book length on this forum. It is why the Forum exists. Scroll through it or do a search by terms.

[QUOTE=Lucknow;1257872]On my trip to Berlin, I will have a few hours in the AM. Around 11 AM to 1-2PM. I realize this is the opening time for Artemis. Is this time good to visit the place, in terms of girls and crowd (I don't want to be the only one there).[/QUOTE]I presume you will find 15-20 girls. My experience with the dayshift is very good. The girls are fresh, clean and honest. Breakfast is nice too. Egg, bacon, orange juice and naked girls. It's one of the best places on Earth.

[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1254835]Same flight, same hotel (10 minutes walk to Artemis) , same time, same girl!

You may be bored reading my reviews, but whatever that's my experience and I like to share with you.

So I arrived as usual around 17h (you met more girls at this time of the day: the day girls who are finishing their day, and the night one that beginning their). Mine is a night one.

I didn't have to wait to long to meet her, in the lobby she was preparing herself for her day (night I would say). Curvy air with some red color (but not that much). I used to see her with black or brown hair (and never see her blond, her natural color has she told me, I'm doubting now.). Pinky and sexy belt, orange shoes (very nice!). And everything else, look the same. That's my girl : Sheenya.

She is from Moldavia (but can pretend to come from Romania). Around 25 years old, at Artemis for 2/3 years, a regular girl (pictures in the website are genuine, but she was blond!).

She is my type : the perfect girl next door you would fuck every night and have a cup of tea I between. That's her. Perfect English and some knowledge of French ('Mon amour, voulez-vous coucher avec moi! '). And she so great at sex: blowjob skills are excellent, kisses 'à volonté' with tongue, every position accepted but you have to start slowly as her pussy is tiny. But then what a girl!

I just met her 4 time in two days! So you must feel how it feels with her. 100% pleasure, smile and happy faces.

NB: she has just given me a nickname 'Terminator' because I fuck like a sex machine.

LOL7[/QUOTE]Can you tell me which hotel you stay at? Thank-you!

Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.

[QUOTE=Dkman; 1258311]Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay

In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs

My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.[/QUOTE]Cellphones are a big no-no in Artemis, at least in the lounges / bars and rooms. Keep it in the locker and check it there from time to time instead.

I am not sure how strict the no-phone policy is enforced by management, but in respect of other guests', and the girls', privacy you should not try to bring the phone into the club.