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[QUOTE=Dkman; 1258311]Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay
In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs
My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.[/QUOTE]Cellphones are forbidden in Artemis. Store it in your locker. Don't store your cellphone in your bathrobe. But: you can check messages in mens changing room and entrance lobby. You'll find some black leather couches there, don't forget a towel to sit on it.
Prepping for first time at Artemis coming up in a few weeks. So thanks for the advice in advance.
Are there any girls who offer CIM with swallow. I assume with CIM they usually spit.
I guess this would be extra over $50 if offered. If someone has experience, appreciate a clarification.
Also, looking to fulfill Natursekt fantasy (giving to her). Is this offered at Artemis. Looking at room pics, I don't see a setup that would allow it. Any experiences.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Dkman; 1258311]Hi. Can I use my mobilephone in Artemis (SMS). I plan to stay
In Artemis perhaps 3-5 hours, but I might get some urgent emails that needs
My attention. I assume there are pockets in the bath robe.[/QUOTE]During my last visit few days ago, I was coming with ipad2 wifi+3G and I have had a bad surprise : No wifi available inside artemis; ipad and cell phone must stay in box also. That is a bad point for this club! It is not acceptable to spend 80 euros for the entrance and to stay without internet inside!
All the major clubs I go usualy in nrw (entrance 50 euros or less) have free wifi inside and it is possible to use ipad and cell phone inside.
[QUOTE=Gustoomas; 1258783]During my last visit few days ago, I was coming with ipad2 wifi+3G and I have had a bad surprise : No wifi available inside artemis; ipad and cell phone must stay in box also. That is a bad point for this club! It is not acceptable to spend 80 euros for the entrance and to stay without internet inside!
All the major clubs I go usualy in nrw (entrance 50 euros or less) have free wifi inside and it is possible to use ipad and cell phone inside.[/QUOTE]Are you serious? I thought ALL major clubs explicitly forbad guests to bring cell phones to the club as pretty much all modern phones nowadays have a camera installed. Artemis should be commended for their effort in trying to safeguard the privacy and anonymity of its guests, just so their faces don't end up on unwanted websites or blogs.
By the way everybody, what's the line-up like nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in a long time but the last time I was there I found the mix of girls pleasantly diverse, both ethnically and in terms of age, height and so on. Some of the clubs in other parts of Germany are IMO staffed with too many Romanians and Bulgarians, but Artemis - as I remember it - had more blondes and girls from the northern and northeastern parts of Europe. Is this still the case at Artemis?
[QUOTE=Kvaser; 1258906]Are you serious? I thought ALL major clubs explicitly forbad guests to bring cell phones to the club as pretty much all modern phones nowadays have a camera installed. Artemis should be commended for their effort in trying to safeguard the privacy and anonymity of its guests, just so their faces don't end up on unwanted websites or blogs.
By the way everybody, what's the line-up like nowadays? I haven't been to Artemis in a long time but the last time I was there I found the mix of girls pleasantly diverse, both ethnically and in terms of age, height and so on. Some of the clubs in other parts of Germany are IMO staffed with too many Romanians and Bulgarians, but Artemis. As I remember it. Had more blondes and girls from the northern and northeastern parts of Europe. Is this still the case at Artemis?[/QUOTE]On the Tech front, things are a little more flexible than reported. You can text sitting on the sofas right by the entrance, or by the small up the entrance stairs money / cell phone lockers as needed. It is also done (though technically not permitted) inside the men's changing room and since these are under video surveillance, obviously tolerated to a point. So as long as you don't make a big deal of it, as the privacy concerns are very real and have been a problem at many clubs, this is not a big deal. It does cost for out of D roaming. Artemis did have WiFi but some idiot used it to load a virus allegedly and it got on their network so it was shut down. There are plans to consider it in the new business center to be constructed at the side of the parking lot, sometime before 2050 A. D.
On the Ass front (ha ha) , there is a reasonably diverse selection always in a large club. Why people keep asking this is sort of understandable but a bit pointless. While things do vary by week, Messe schedules, holidays, alien abductions etc, on any evening Wed-Sat there are between 70-100 girls on of varied shapes and sizes. Surely most can find at least 1-5 to ring their bell. It is also possible, and Angus will back me on this (as we have both been through it), that once in a blue moon, there is a tiny chance that cupid may simply not strike. You have to then decide to either lower your standards, possibly risking a lousy session for both sides. Or you bravely bite the bullet, don't throw out more good money after bad, and just take that lonely walk out, un-gepopped. The chances of this happening are still quite small, but they are slightly greater on slower days/nights Sun-Tues. End of story.
Obviously all clubs have a vague geographic cluster bias, as who likes to travel long distances? And yes, poorer EU countries have perhaps higher representation in rich countries. Nevertheless, the line-up changes all the time; girl's hair colors change all the time; nationalities real, claimed and imagined change all the time. When some line is crossed that there are "too many" of one type, is very much a matter of taste. For me, looks, age, personality, behavior, and that olde mysterious chemistry trump nationality anytime. Again and hopefully for the final time, there are so many choices on the busier nights that it is simply not an issue worth worrying over.
Oase: Cell phones allowed in garden, not allowed inside.
Palace, Paradise, World, Sharks: Cell phones not allowed anywhere.
Acapulco: Cell phones allowed everywhere.
GT, LR, VV: Cell phones allowed in the garden.
At all clubs you can find a place (usually close to the reception) where you can use a phone. At all clubs you can use your phone in the room, if you have signal.
HB
[QUOTE=Hong Kong Boy;1258223]Can you tell me which hotel you stay at? Thank-you![/QUOTE]Hi HK boy,
Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.
Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.
LOL7
[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1259149]Hi HK boy,
Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.
Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.
LOL7[/QUOTE]Thank-you! Yes I'm from HK. Paris club the one in Kowloon side, yes I been there. If you go back to HK give me a PM.
[QUOTE=Lookoflove7; 1259149]Hi HK boy,
Just click on google map and you will find a cosy hotel just 5-10 mn walk (depending on how fast you walk) on Halensee direction (going from Artemis, on the left side)? Forgive me if I don't give you the exact name as I sure they don't want that much publicity. Elsewhere, same direction and a little more far away, you have two nice and closed hotels by Kurfurstendamm and Karlsruher strabe. I used to go in one of the those tree. For my private life, I would not mention its name.
Are you really from HK? Do you know "Paris club" in HK? I used to go there. For fun.
LOL7[/QUOTE]I find it hard to believe that a hotel doesn't want people to stay in it!
To save others some searching time, these hotels seem to be:
1) Kronprinz.
2) Hotel Ku'Damm 101 Berlin.
3) Aspria Hotel.
Both the Ku'Damm 101 and the Aspria look like comfortable places, but the Kronprinz isn't as highly rated as the other two are on Tripadvisor.
first of all, thanks for all the replies and help. it is nice of you to help me out.
i could not make an appointment to the tantra places, because i got up to late on sunday, feeling like shit after having been at salon pankow saturday night and then partying afterward. i only had that one day (sunday) left and had hang overs.
the friday had been fun. went out to eat with a friend. found a cool place called pane e vino, frederichstrasse 134 (vinera-berlin. de). ordered a main dish and a large bier, ate and drank, then ordered another main dish and large bier. surprised the waiter a bit! . best staff we ever met, the guy that served us was gay and had his doubt about us being a couple. funny guy, for a split second i thought that my mom, and many other people, might be right in thinking that i am gay. dropped that thought and we went out and partied instead, found some cool underground places and got really drunk on all those magnificent (and incredible cheap!) german biers. prost!
on saturday my friend left for home, and i had two days left alone. lazy day, i think i was up and out of the hotel at 3 or 4 in the afternoon. not used to a week of drinking.
something had to happen. thought about going to artemis to try it, but i was to tired.
somehow i ended up at salon pankow again. i had seen the girl called sera open the door a couple of days before and she had a porn look i couldn't forget.
when i arrived, she was not working. and eveline black was not either. she was a cute girl, and looked a lot better irl than on her pictures.
there were some super hot tall, slim brunette girl, and then a smaller girl called bianca. i went with bianca because she was cute and we had chemistry.
had a lot of fun with her, her body was damn fine! her face was fucking hot, she had perfected the squinty-eyes-porn-look. she kissed and bit my neck, and talked dirty. and we laughed a lot. have to get a girl like that as a girlfriend. perfect body and good humor.
well that was a sidestep. what i really wanted to tell you guys about is my trip to fkk-artemis. i am posting this in both berlin and fkk-artemis forums, because it contains a bit of both. i hope it is ok.
when i woke up sunday "morning" (as in 1 in the afternoon) i was feeling really old and tired. after salon pankow on saturday night, i had went out and got quite drunk. found out the same day that my brother had gotten married and they just sent me a text message (sms) to tell me. i felt left out and alone. getting drunk was my logical solution in this situation. i feel that is why alcohol was invented in the first place.
a week of drinking almost every night can be a bit hard, and added the sex i had and the mental barriers i had to get past, takes a heavy mark. i am also not 18 any more.
but anyway, i went to artemis in the evening around 8 or 9. was just to tired to go before that.
that place is crazy! i felt weird when i entered.
was handed an ugly bathrobe, almost the same color as the german taxis. wtf that it just really not sexy at all. why not white? some guy was sporting a green bathrobe? mega über pimp or how does he get that? i know it was just st. patrick's day, but whatever.
showered and felt really weird about having to put the bathrobe on one side of the wall and then walk naked to the shower, passing some of the people going to the wc and also people at the entrance and cleaning ladies. showered and took it slow, finding the rhythm of the place. i am always a bit scarred about new places, not wanting to do something wrong. so i just tried my best to fit in. after showering and applying personal hygiene products (some men was smelling like sweat, one particular guy could be smelled 3 meters away, heavy garlic smell. wtf guys take a shower and use a deodorant. its not so hard) i went out the the stairs to look around. a cute girl approached me in 10 seconds, asking if it was my first time. easy prey to spot! thought i had met what you call a shark, but she was just really friendly and informed me of the prices, and how everything worked. pointed me in the right directions and told me we could talk later. i never met up with her, but she had an honest and cute face.
went downstairs and worked out a bit, just to get the blood flow going, and went to the bar to get something to drink. a girl just swooped in under my radar, did not notice her coming from behind. it is weird, because i usually have that kind of personal radar out, like a protection. thought it maybe was a friend i did not know was there, because no girl has ever come and swung her arm around me, caressing me without me knowing it.
elsa, else or something in that way, from romania:
after reading a lot of the forum, i feel the romanian girls have a bad reputation and wondered if i should just keep away. but i was feeling a vibe from her, something genuine, if you can say that for a place like artemis.
when i asked her what her name was, and where she was from, she promptly told me her name and i could see her wait to think a bit, maybe about lying about being from spain or telling the truth about being from romania. i do not think there's anything wrong with being from a certain country. can you guys help me out why someone dislikes romanians?
she told me the truth, and made kind of a quirky smile. maybe because she never tells the truth and for once accidentally told the truth, like she almost surprised herself with the honesty. thinking back, it was probably because of that small thing, that i went with her to a room.
she could read me like an open book and asked if i was shy or very shy. .
i received a wonderful massage for about 30 minutes, on my back, arms and hands, she was good at it. talked about work, family etc. pillow talk is the best, and it is also an indication to me, that i need a girlfriend, or a therapist more, than i need a hooker. we talked about my brother getting married and me not being invited and feeling left out. it was nice sharing with someone, and made me feel better. it is easier being 100% honest with someone you know won't see again. that, and the massage, left me completely relaxed. long time since i had that feeling.
had sex for about 30 minutes after that. was so relaxed that i doubted i could get an erection but she just told me to lie on my back and relax, then she would do all the work.
her body was, as 80% of all girls at artemis, nice! 10% are not so nice, but not directly bad, and 10% are killer bodies, dream bodies or what you can call them.
she had natural breasts, just as i like them, and she was just a nice person.
tried the sauna afterward. only the 60 degrees and only for 5-10 minutes, with my eyes closed as i was afraid of drying out my contact lenses. quick shower, hygiene products used and down to the sofas underneath the stairs. two guys were there and i asked if it was ok to lay in the middle, with about 2 meters to each of the others. talked for what seems like hours with a german guy, but in english. he was giggling like a little school girl some times. i found it so fun, so i just asked him 'having fun? ' and when he answered, i felt like an asshole because it sounded like he could not speak english and now i had forced him to try, destroying his fun. and then i felt weird about asking, not sure if i had broken the etiquette. but he was really good at english, and we had an interesting mix of topics we discussed, from photography to being able to view directly up the vagina's of girls up on the stairs. only interrupted by girls trying to pick us up. it was weird having to say no thanks to beautiful women. i have never tried that before hehe. played the 'oh i just came, i have to wait a bit'. you guys would know that a sentence like that from me is a lie.
it was nice having someone to translate a bit for me. we were approached by women many times, and found it fun that some of the girls would just go up and try to go to a room immediately. was really cool talking to that guy, it made me relax more, and it was nice being underneath the stairs, as you could see a lot of things going on, and view how the girls tried picking up guys etc.
at one time, this blonde girl came up and offered us a threesome or foursome, however we wanted it. she had a sister at the club and they were willing to do a lesbian show and touch each other etc. sounds pretty kinky, but i would have my doubt that they're real sisters? anyway it sparked a lot of interest, just for the. science in it. but as i do not get turned on by watching more than 2 people have sex on film, i declined. she was damn pretty, but i was not turned on, was maybe to tired.
then i went to the bar because i had seen a couple of black girls earlier and i wanted to check them out. i love their skin color, it is so pretty. i am sorry but i can not remember her name, and there is no pictures of her on the website, but i found a really nice black girl. she was wearing a small white leather corset and had piercings in the naval and pussy, and a look-a-like piecing in the left nipple. as soon as i saw her, i knew i wanted her. asked her to go to a room within a minute of meeting her. her skin was so beautiful. i have never been with a black girl before and something about it just turned me on. she was from kenya and had a killer body. i was sporting a half mast when we walked up the stairs. she noticed it and we laughed a bit about it. it's difficult to hide a hard cock in those thin bathrobes. in the room she looked through her bag and at the bottom found a special condom, and she sat there weighing my dick in her hands and tried slapping her self with it, saying it was rare seeing a white guy with a dick as big as a banana! always fun to discus penis size with a girl, as long as she compares you with a black guy or saying its bigger than a banana, telling you it needs special condoms for big boys etc. her fingers / hand could not fit all the way around the shaft and she sat there playing with it for a bit. was pretty fun, and also nice.
could almost not enter her, as she is very tight. and what an incredible body, and the skin color and texture was so damn fine. not sure if the breasts is real or not, did not care as they felt nice.
tipped her €10 and she was very happy. after we both freshened up, i met her in the bar later when she came around, to give me a short back massage and we joked a little bit, and told me she was going with a friend to the downstairs kino and that i maybe should try to check out.
even though i did not come, nobody can take away that visual image i have imprinted in my mind. my white and her black body was just such a nice visual.
by the way, it is an insane amount of towels that get used at artemis. and also the water usage must be going through the roof. four times i came into an area with a shower just going on, full power, with nobody around. fucking idiots, people that just let it run. i really have no respect for that.
i needed a break and also just thought that i was done for the day, so i went and bought a €10 chip in the entrance. why it is so expensive, i do not understand. €10 is crazy, and even €5 seems expensive compared to other places in berlin. restaurant prices are usually below €4.
but it felt me more relaxed, and self confident, just that single one beer. went to the sauna again and took a quick shower, just waiting for the time to be 04:00 so i could catch a train back home. another girl came swooping in, took my feet away from under me. or just made me fucking horny. she knew what bottons to push!
her hairstyle also helped, looked like something victoria beckham (google posh haircut) and was pretty damn hot. always liked that hairstyle. can't even remember her name. hungarian. 30 year old. not supermodel pretty in the face, like some of the other girls, but she seemed genuine and was a champion at holding eye contact and making me feel important.
i said that i was very tired and doubted i could even get it up, and her response was to tell me that we should go to the kino and watch a movie for 15-20 minutes while kissing and her giving me a slow blow job, and see if it worked out. the way she said if, and held eye contact with me, was über hot. took me in the hand and led me down into the kino. i think there is 4 rows of sofas, the 2 last ones were filled with guys+girls, so we took the one next closest to the screen. i could hear the guys behind me getting some sloppy head, slurping sounds all over. and in a room down there, someone was having sex. i did not give a fuck, and just focused on the girl. she was nice, we sat there, her with a leg crossing over one of my legs, kissing me, looking into each others eyes and her giving me a 'slow blowjob', which she was very good at. i became hard as a rock in a short time, and she kept blowing me. i did not even give a fuck about the guys behind me getting a show. we went to the room just next to the screen, and i could see that she was in doubt what to do with my cock. her earlier talk about anal sex being amazing, and offering it to me, was not being offered any more (it was also too expensive at €100, can not understand why anal sex is so expensive at artemis, at salon pankow it was €40 as far as i remember, even though none of the ones i met at s. p. wanted to do the deed, which i am ok with). we laid down and she kept on giving me a combined hj / bj which felt great, and we kept on kissing. long story short, i came in her mouth.
felt fucking good.
not only because of cumming, but because i finally could!
thanks heineken, and thanks rocketboy for giving the advice about trying alcohol to loose up.
thanks to the banks in my home country doing an update from 04:00 to 05:00 i could not get more money from the ec atm so i had to stop there. maybe for the best, like stopping while having 'success' instead of having a 'bad' experience again. not that i regret anything i have done at all, or not being able to finnish. i've had a great time and i have spent more money on my motorcycle getting a lot less than i had gotten here.
there were a turkish girl, really petite and small, wearing some red things, not a bra, but above the breasts. and also a blonde girl with s small frame and a really hot face, almost a little provocative, as i left, i figured out i really wanted to fuck them. well that is how it goes. .
almost missed my plane today. i came back to my hotel monday morning at around 5:45 in the morning, had to be at the airport at around 11 hah. and had to pack also. .
haha oh and thanks, if you actually read all my text. don't know if it is interesting or not. heh comment.
I will be hitting artemis again soon after being there once before in 2008. Excited? Of course! Would like some info on a couple of things; 1) will I find a significant number of babes in the 18-22 age range as in oase for eg or does artemis enforce an age cap like palace of 21 and over only? 2) have read the lineup is more varied at artemis than at say oase which is mainly Romanian. Will I find a larger number of blonde blue eyed baltic types at artemis than in a typical hessen club like oase partly due to geographic location?
Many thanks
[QUOTE=Mohab;1259583]I will be hitting artemis again soon after being there once before in 2008. Excited? Of course! Would like some info on a couple of things; 1) will I find a significant number of babes in the 18-22 age range as in oase for eg or does artemis enforce an age cap like palace of 21 and over only? 2) have read the lineup is more varied at artemis than at say oase which is mainly Romanian. Will I find a larger number of blonde blue eyed baltic types at artemis than in a typical hessen club like oase partly due to geographic location?Many thanks[/QUOTE]Significant number- well how many do you need? Statisically, on average there are 4.67 per night in your desired age co(ho)rt. Blondes and blue eyes; more than enough and probably more than in Hessen. Aryan Valhalla awaits.
[QUOTE=Granthree;1259564]First of all, thanks for all the replies and help. .Not only because of cumming, but because I finally could![/QUOTE]Quite the project you had. Glad it somehow worked out. When I see the bender you were on all week, not really a wonder you were in such a state. But in the end, Mission Accomplished.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1259708]Quite the project you had. Glad it somehow worked out. When I see the bender you were on all week, not really a wonder you were in such a state. But in the end, Mission Accomplished.[/QUOTE]It is only money. .
I have always been a shamed of my body, being overweight. Since I was 15, I have not been at the public swim, etc. I recently lost 20 kg and I am feeling slightly better about myself.
So I guess were I am going is, that my self esteem probably has been a factor in all this. So even though some people reading my posts may think that I did waste a lot of money on "nothing" because I did not cum, that is not how I see it. I have overcome a fear of being naked with other people and I had fun in the process. And the girls were really sweet, I actually don't have a bad experience with some of them being angry / bored / seeming like they did not like me.
Hi Artemis lovers,
I will be visiting for the first time this weekend, and wanted to ask a few questions before hand.
1. Are all the women actually in the nude walking around, or clothed?
2. Do you have to wear under wear under your robe, as in the Rio's termas?
3. Can you relax / take a nap by the pool areas etc with your kit on, or is it tackle out in these areas? Would not want to fall asleep in a 'public' place with a semi on!
4. Have looked at some of the recent photos on their website, and some of the forum users recommendations, (but will probably fuck the first thing that comes up to me!) ,
Has anyone tried and can recommend the following girls Heather, Conny? They look realy hot.
5. Do most girls expect extra for anal? I would rather it just happen for free, but let's be realistic.