[QUOTE=Ekliges Lauern]And Thai girls are so small, you really need two at a time.[/QUOTE]This line really had me cracking up.
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[QUOTE=Ekliges Lauern]And Thai girls are so small, you really need two at a time.[/QUOTE]This line really had me cracking up.
Lucifer’s on Walking Street was raided by police last night for operating after legal hours. The 400 patrons and staff were rounded up and subjected to drug tests. Those who failed the tests were charged with crimes. There are apparently no 4th, 5th, or 6th Amendments or similar Bill of Rights in the LOS – a chilling prospect to say the least, the thought that police here can force you to incriminate yourself.
Curiously, in this instance, all the foreign patrons were told to leave the premises before the drug testing began. Imagine that! Farang treated better than natives by the cops in Thailand.
[QUOTE=Daddy07]
Curiously, in this instance, all the foreign patrons were told to leave the premises before the drug testing began. Imagine that! Farang treated better than natives by the cops in Thailand.[/QUOTE]
Why kill the cash cow?
[QUOTE=Ekliges Lauern]LBM,
I basically ignore the touts and barrel past them so it doesn't bother me.
Sorry Ming was not there. Just a suggestion, if you made the universal "really big tits" sign language (cupped hands out in front of your chest), I think the girl would have known who you were asking after.
Things change fast in the gogos, so I hope she is not gone for good.
EL[/QUOTE]
Your right! I just try to relax more now everyone has a job to do and their doing there's. As for Ming, it was pretty slow that night and my thinking was if I saw them I saw them didn't plan to barfine or anything so I never asked.
LBM
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phattaya 2009
at last i arrived to my sex-town of dreams. oh, what a wonderful place it is. phattaya. i had so much fun. i will tell you about the go go bars and general wonder life of phattaya town.
"have you taken the bricks off your dick yet? ". my mother asked me. and really, i noticed something banging against the toilet bowl as i stood above it. my memory is quickly failing due to old age. "thanks mum, i love you" i answered and untied the strings. i have to explain, i was actually born with a very short dick. but it is all past now and it's slowly growing. thanks to a revolutionary new treatment that i got advised by a professor of physiology. i tie a couple of bricks to the end every night as i go to sleep and let them hang over the edge of the bed. in the morning i usually wake up with an 1/4 inch longer equipment. it shrinks again a bit by the night but i think after a few months the permanent growth will add up to a half an inch i hope. then i will belong to the sex-star class of men i hope.
"after the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] comes the poo". my mom shouted after me in the bathroom. she always reminds me of the things i have to do. i love her. she is the one true love of my life. this comes in important later in the story, so i have to tell that i felt very blessed to be able to press out a real thick sausage after being plugged up for two weeks. while wondering at it's charming beauty i discovered a little pink worm wriggling in the middle. actually it wasn't that little, about the size of a small finger. indeed there were several. i decided to call them papa worm, mama worm and baby worm. they were so cute. i wondered how strangely excited they must have felt at that moment being born into this wonderful world. "we are born, we are born. hello sun, hello, air". shouted the pinkish baby worm. "oh shut up, it's just an illusion.". answered papa while making amorous faces to mamaworm. i loved them. i felt they were my own creations.
when i had enough fun, i reached for the silver button and sent the whole happy family down the drain, to oblivion. great philosophical start for the day. made me wonder if maybe some superior beings observe us down here being born in our own shit and when they had enough fun observing they send us down the drain just like the worms.
also i have to explain my mother's presence. i usually travel with her. because i love my mother. some friend asked me once. "why do you make love with your mother so often? " i had to point it out ti him that actually all men are in love with their mothers. they just see her in many faces in the persons of their wives and other women. but actually it is always their mothers, for ever. this is all proven and the theory of mr freud the famous psycholohy man. he has never been disproved. so i might just do the real thing and not fool myself that it's otherwise.
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the sexy hunting in phattaya:
i put a bottle of coca cola in her hands and locked my mama in the wardrobe so she could not escape while i am away. my mom is good to me. she is 99 years old but still has tits as good as an 80 year old. sometimes though i cheat on her, like today.
i like the place called "walking street". you will find it, everybody goes there in the evening. wandered around for a while, observing the massive crowds. had a few beers (about 15 i think). then took to the small side streets. that's where the real action is. after several unsuccessful tries i discovered the place i liked most. small, cosy and thoroughly entertaining. will see why. i ordered my draftbeer. girl came and put the bill next to the mug in a silver cilinder. just in time for a great show.
one slim tall girl was in the process of pulling out a long string of razorblades threaded onto a green fluorescent line. from where? the drawer? from her nose? no. a different kind of hole actually. from between her legs to be correct. wow, that was amazing! a razorfull of hole! then came a little turtle. but from another woman. how cute the little thing was.
but then i turned to watch another funny thing. one tall young girl (about 20) was standing in the middle of a large tub and her job was to foam herself up with a great red bricksize sponge and detergent. paying special attention to her funnyparts of course. then shower off. do this every five minutes. what a job for a woman! loved it. when she was not doing this, she took out a great yellow banana from a basket nearby her, slowly peeled it and the started rhytmically inserting it into her shaved brown snatch. occasionally taking a few dips into her anoos as well. after all this she did a few sucks and ate the whole thing. wow, i was amazed, what a great entertaining show. no cover charge just the price of one drink. (no wonder this bar usually seems full. i can tell you i became a regular visitor).
while thoroughly enjoyoing the degrading acts committed by these young women, i felt a soft touch on my thigh. i thought it might be my mama escaped from the closet. but actually it turned out to be a very young thai girl, about 22. long flowing black hair, beautiful white teeth and great smile. wow, just like mom, sort of. well it's all the same anyway. just diffferent face.
i have to admit (like most of us here i guess are in the same shoes) i never had a girl friend in my long life. i never knew what to say to them. so i come to phattaya instead and do my own momma. finally i thought hard and said "hello". is it the right thing to say?
she kept smiling at me. then thinking what can i do with a woman i reached down under her bottom and bravely inserted one middle finger into her hole, between the legs. is it the right thing to do on meeting a wo man? i wonder. she kept smiling anyway. i saw in movie that men like to kiss the woman. so then i asked her about kissing. she said "you buy me drink, you can kiss."
her vodka with soda came soon and i felt free to insert my tongue between her pink lips. i felt proud, like film star.
yes, i kissed a woman, all by myself. that's something! usually nobody likes to kiss me nowadays because of the two mouthcancers growing on the edge of my mouth. it's the effect of decades of smoking cheap tobacco i guess. but today i bought the channel face powder and it covered quite well. the little streaks of black blood and rotten tissue that was left on her cheeks i licked off before she coild notice.
what next? she offered that i could boom-boom her vagineh! really! i was so excited. all it would cost 1500 b for her, 700 for the bar, 400 for the room and so on. maybe 70 dollars or so. i was so tempted. did i do it? how did it go/ i tell you next time. momma is pulling me now to bed. have to stop writing. see you later sex-brother.
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part 2 of phattaya love sexy times with woman
so, where did i leave it? my lap-topy compewter thingy, i mean. here it is, i found it under mommas's undies. it's so smelly now, must wipe of the snot and vaginal's excretions. so, try remember the go go bar story.
part 2 of gogo bar in phattaya
so, i sit with the very sexy young girl. my finger in the hole and we watch together the stage actions. girl with the two tattoos and big vagineh now peels a new banana. kisses with the other girl who is little and had very black lips. she bites the end of yellow banana , forming a groove around the end. makes looking it like a (naughty man part, that is).... they (the two young wo men) kiss more and take torns of sucking the long fruit. how entertaining.
mr computer programmer sitting next to me cannot get enough. then the black lip girl lies on her back, spreads the legs and the big vagineh girl gets between her legs. the yellow thing goes in and out like a piston of motorcar. oh my, now she completely swallowed it. this is so exciting that mr school principal joins in to watch. i mean their names from the clothes and appearance of these gentlemen. we are many, maybe 30 men. all different kinds. all deprived of course and evil perverts like us.
the black lip girl takes good aim, flexes her tummy and a big yellow missile appears in the midair. other woman catching skillfully. how nice trained they are. good women. gets a bit more exciting now. girl tells computer programmer to open mouth. banana moves in again, missile leaves hole, bounces off school principal's shoulder and lands in computer programmer's hand at last. full audience participation. eventually programmer and principal share the fruit, braking it in halves and happily munching away. they are winners. i beg for a small mouthfull and school principal shares his end with me. i am so happy now. ultimate moment of my life.
we enjoy the show but the problem still remains. what should i talk with this woman in whom my finger is inside all this time. "uhmm, hehehe" -i say at last. guys, please help! what do women like to talk about? so, i say proudly
" i did a great poo this morning!"
she says: "really?"
"yeah, all by myself!"
"was it hard?" -she asks further
"yes, very hard, waited two weeks. but there were pink little worms in it and it was nice." - i know it must be just as interesting to her as it is to me. she smiles nevertheless and it is good sign.
"what's your name, sexy?" -she enquires further
"ass. ass hole to be correct". i state my full family name.
she thinks it is funny. "hehe, there are many of those here." - and she points all around the bar, the various men sitting on tall chairs. "you are funny man, i like". -she adds. "you boom boom me?"
i said i would think about it, paid the little monies for two drinks and left to wander further. actually watching degrading shows and all the deprived perverts like myself is more fun than boom boom. i think boomboom means same as jiggyjig, rooting, etc. i not often do that actually. am so fond of myself. i can do it much better. and it is hassle free. seven decades of habit is hard to break. nobody can force me to root women.
so, next i check out the famous soy 6, short-time jiggy street. really just for looking the punters and the show. go hotel, take out the old bag from wardrobe. she nearly finished the whole bottle of cola. pissed in the drawer. "did you have good supper my little baby?" -she asks me. (she always still calls me her little baby. it's so cute don't you think?) mr freud would be happy to know his theory is proving true even after a hundred years. yes momma, let's make love now. yer tits are just great. still as good as an 80 year old. when i praise her like this i always get a special blowjob. she never fails to perform. my only true love. life is beautiful, lahlahllah, sing, sing, sing.
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[QUOTE=Daddy07]Lucifer’s on Walking Street was raided by police last night for operating after legal hours. The 400 patrons and staff were rounded up and subjected to drug tests. Those who failed the tests were charged with crimes. There are apparently no 4th, 5th, or 6th Amendments or similar Bill of Rights in the LOS – a chilling prospect to say the least, the thought that police here can force you to incriminate yourself.
Curiously, in this instance, all the foreign patrons were told to leave the premises before the drug testing began. Imagine that! Farang treated better than natives by the cops in Thailand.[/QUOTE]What time was it supposed to close?
Here you go 1Ball,
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-XJnhPLf9Q&feature=sub[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74u8VUvXEwE&feature=sub[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VODOmizw6Uo&feature=sub[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95501oiulHA&feature=sub[/url]
More proof that it doesn't pay to become agressive or argumentative with Pattaya Beach Road working girls.
[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/shownews.php?IDNEWS=0000010821[/url]
Very quick one - going to be going back for a second trip to Pattaya soon, need to get the hang of these addresses. For example what does "moo" mean when it appears in an address? Also if I see an address (just for for example) 250/22 what does that refer to? thanks !
[QUOTE=Sterile]Very quick one - going to be going back for a second trip to Pattaya soon, need to get the hang of these addresses. For example what does "moo" mean when it appears in an address? Also if I see an address (just for for example) 250/22 what does that refer to? thanks ![/QUOTE]
All you want to know about addresses in Thailand is explained here: [url]http://www.thailandguru.com/thailand-postal-office-couriers.html[/url]
Very helpful, cheers...
Halloween in Pattaya was a festive carnival atmosphere last night in the hot sultry tropical air. Pretty girls in the beer bars on the side Soi’s were wearing those battery operated blinking pairs of horns on their heads, witches costumes, and painted faces. I anticipated a bit of evil, even wicked mayhem this night, but nothing prepared me for the nightmare I witnessed on Bach Road. I thought I was dreaming. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was bloody horror on a massive scale.
The entire shore side promenade of Beach Road, from Soi 1 to Walking Street, was lit up like 42nd Street in Manhattan, lined with vendor stalls and tents tightly packed side to side, and teaming with crowds of tourist families toting their baby strollers and rug rats too and fro in their search for baubles, trinkets and Thailand souvenirs. Brown shirted cops were everywhere but not a single working girl in sight. You could buy a T-shirt or a wristwatch for 99 baht, though nary a freelancer at any price.
This was Opebo’s dire prediction come true. The dark forces of social control have finally succeeded in taking over our beloved monger’s playground by the sea. The lovely ladies of the night are gone, perhaps never to return, replaced by mind numbing hordes of Disney Land worshipers and snotty nosed little ankle biters. I’m told that the stalls and tents will be permanent, opening up by 12 noon each day and operating well into the night.
This is a disaster! The Beach Road sex scene is over, RIP. I don’t know yet where the girls have gone, but it’s a sure thing they won’t be back there anytime soon. Maybe it’s only for high season, but now I wonder:
Will Walking Street be next?
Permanent is a relative term here.
I heard it is only for the Loy Krathong Festival.
They put up stalls like that every time there is some sort of festival - they are usually gone in a week or so and everything back to normal.
Lets See
[QUOTE=Daddy07]Halloween in Pattaya was a festive carnival atmosphere last night in the hot sultry tropical air. Pretty girls in the beer bars on the side Soi’s were wearing those battery operated blinking pairs of horns on their heads, witches costumes, and painted faces. I anticipated a bit of evil, even wicked mayhem this night, but nothing prepared me for the nightmare I witnessed on Bach Road. I thought I was dreaming. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was bloody horror on a massive scale.
The entire shore side promenade of Beach Road, from Soi 1 to Walking Street, was lit up like 42nd Street in Manhattan, lined with vendor stalls and tents tightly packed side to side, and teaming with crowds of tourist families toting their baby strollers and rug rats too and fro in their search for baubles, trinkets and Thailand souvenirs. Brown shirted cops were everywhere but not a single working girl in sight. You could buy a T-shirt or a wristwatch for 99 baht, though nary a freelancer at any price.
This was Opebo’s dire prediction come true. The dark forces of social control have finally succeeded in taking over our beloved monger’s playground by the sea. The lovely ladies of the night are gone, perhaps never to return, replaced by mind numbing hordes of Disney Land worshipers and snotty nosed little ankle biters. I’m told that the stalls and tents will be permanent, opening up by 12 noon each day and operating well into the night.
This is a disaster! The Beach Road sex scene is over, RIP. I don’t know yet where the girls have gone, but it’s a sure thing they won’t be back there anytime soon. Maybe it’s only for high season, but now I wonder:
Will Walking Street be next?[/QUOTE]
Daddy07
I fear you are right....although Pattaya is still the biggest sex market in the world, it has undoubtedly been in a rapid decline over the last five years or so. The worst aspect has been the increase in long term sponsorship of these girls. A night cruising the bars can be a numbing experience these days.
It's a pity that the decline in prostitution standards hasn't been matched by a rise in the quality of the beach and the infrastructure...but no, the place is as dirty and crumbling as ever. Hard to believe that the place is going to be flooded with wholesome high spending family types.
At least when they cleaned up 42nd Street they actually did clean it.