Santo Domingo

[QUOTE=Marina1]Google it

Puto = Man***** = Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo[/QUOTE]

My bad. My boy just straightened me up

Keep getting Pato/maricon mixed up with Puto..

Hoever, there is no positve connotatiion for Puta for a woman.

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]My bad. My boy just straightened me up

Keep getting Pato/maricon mixed up with Puto..

Hoever, there is no positve connotatiion for Puta for a woman.[/QUOTE][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity#Puto[/url]

Pato = Duck

Pavo Turkey

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]Not in this case...

Maybe its my bad Spanish Slang or too much VSOP but is not the definition of PUTO: Homo/BattyBoy/Transvestite Hooker? IE. Gay Male Prostitute.

I Thought there is a differentiation to client served. Putos fuck men..Sanky, Giggolos and others service women. I do not know the exact term but I have definitely been schooled that Puto has homo connotations. No-Homo

I digress, Actually Asking a question and Ayayayy use of Synonyms to deflect is funny as shit. Guy put the Brugal Down when posting.[/QUOTE]

You are right but you can also call a puto to a guy that serves women. Puto has a positive connotation when used as an adjective, "que puto te ves" "que putisimo luces" (how nice you look) it also applies to females: "estas putisima".

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]Funny. Soy una persona bueno = I am a good person.

quiero que me coman el culo = I want to eat your ass.

Thanks for the incorrect Spanish lessons, Soy no bobo.[/QUOTE]
LOL

Back in the 90's there were a strip club/putero in Puerto Rico, The Lucky Seven where they had a guy that works as an entertainer on Saturdays. A lot of non Spanish speaking tourists visited the place so the entertainer always talk to them in English asking their names, where are they from etc. Then he offered the tourists to learn some Spanish phrases and make them repeat after him.

Something like this: " I am going to teach you a Spanish phrase, I am going to teach you how to say "I love blonde girls" in Spanish, repeat after me "quiero que un pato me coma el culo" (I want a gay man to eat my ass), it was hilarious listening to them repeating the phrase.

[QUOTE=Joe Roma]......I like hanging at that colmado where the beer is priced just about the same as everywhere else in that area.....[/QUOTE]
Joe I have mentioned before that the colmado across from La Casona Dorada is A-OK with me. Last night I stopped by and had a Presidente. I finished my beer and headed off to get me a sandwich from my favorite street vendor. Half way walking there I realized I left my smokes and cigarette lighter on the little plastic table. By now it is close to midnight and I know the colmado is closing up so I just chalk it off as lost items.

I went to the colmado tonight looking for one of my favorite, well not so favorite but still favorite new chicas. I jokingly said in my terrible Spainish where is my smokes and lighter I left here last night.......... Bingo, they hand me my pack of smokes and lighter.

Damn, never had and never will say nothing bad about that colmado.

[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]Oh no Jao, I don't know about that one, although they do suggest using one of those disposable Fleet products first. Yikes, I didn't eat my dinner yet.

Where is CoolieHigh? We need to invite him over here to the SD forum and you can school him in on "quiero que me coman el culo". I bet he would have a good funny reply. What you think Coolie? No vase breaking on this thread.[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO. Please no eating ass in DR unless shes doing the eating. Don’t want to start having guys say they eat a broads ass whenever possible like they have in the Brazil boards. And if you gotta eat her ass cus shes looking and smelling good for the love of all that’s holy please only do it with your girlfriend/esposa.

On a side note Ive definitely notice how theres few vase breaking dramas in SD. SD seems to be more laid back and that you dont have all that crazy female drama

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]My bad. My boy just straightened me up

Keep getting Pato/maricon mixed up with Puto..

Hoever, there is no positve connotatiion for Puta for a woman.[/QUOTE]Bato I believe is used more by Puerto Ricans, if I remember correctly it is an insult.

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce] Got a deal brewing based on this and its picking up steam daily..[/QUOTE]Dominican Today online always has short articles regarding investment money that is pouring into Dom Rep. [url]http://www.dominicantoday.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Bigbuttluva]When I relayed the story to a local friend here, he informed that word spreads like wild fire among the chicas when the Policia are out for a shake-down. It only takes the Policia to shake-down a few for some pesos and the words are disseminated to the other chicas via cell-phone. So if they see the Policia approaching on that particular night, they run helter-skelter.[/QUOTE]
Did you say cell phone? LOL I wonder if that guy ever found his phone. Butt Man it was a pleasure meeting you last night. I had a great time laughing with you. You one straight up dude and it was a pleasure to be in your company.

That chica never showed up after the colmado closed so I ended up walking back to my hotel carrying her pocketbook. I guess I must have been a sight to be seen walking down Independencia with a black pocketbook in tote. After that Presidente and Bacardi Gold you shared with me I didn't give a F how I looked. The chica came to my hotel about ten minutes after I got there. I gave her her pocketbook and sent her on her merry way. I needed to crash.

If anyone is ever in town when Bigbuttluva is, look him up he is great company.

[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]Joe I have mentioned before that the colmado across from La Casona Dorada is A-OK with me. Last night I stopped by and had a Presidente. I finished my beer and headed off to get me a sandwich from my favorite street vendor. Half way walking there I realized I left my smokes and cigarette lighter on the little plastic table. By now it is close to midnight and I know the colmado is closing up so I just chalk it off as lost items.

I went to the colmado tonight looking for one of my favorite, well not so favorite but still favorite new chicas. I jokingly said in my terrible Spainish where is my smokes and lighter I left here last night.......... Bingo, they hand me my pack of smokes and lighter.

Damn, never had and never will say nothing bad about that colmado.[/QUOTE]Had you left or forgotten your wallet or valuable electronics than a pack of cigarette, I strongly doubted if they would have returned it to you. At the same colmado on Independencia, one of the taxi driver offered me a ride to the nearest cambio. In an haste to get to the cambio, I forgot a very expensive camera right on the table where I sat drinking, in the view of all the attendants at the colmado. When I returned about ten minutes later, the camera was gone. Although, some of the attendants indicated that they saw the camera on the table, but no one knew who took. I love those people but I trust none. On another occassion, I took a novia to Hermanos to eat. I had my passport, credit cards and dollars in the wallet. Roughly about a minutes after we exited the place after dinner and my novia asked me about my wallet, I ran back into the restaurant to look for it. As I was entering the restaurant, I saw the waiter through the glass door, picking up the wallet from the seat, and taking out the dollars. I screamed from the door and he quickly put the money back and handed the wallet to me. I was going to make a scene but he pleaded with my novia that he was just looking through the wallet to see the content before he hands it over to management. I was very lucky that night as I had almost 2000 dollars in 100 bills in the wallet.

[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]Did you say cell phone? LOL I wonder if that guy ever found his phone. Butt Man it was a pleasure meeting you last night. I had a great time laughing with you. You one straight up dude and it was a pleasure to be in your company.

That chica never showed up after the colmado closed so I ended up walking back to my hotel carrying her pocketbook. I guess I must have been a sight to be seen walking down Independencia with a black pocketbook in tote. After that Presidente and Bacardi Gold you shared with me I didn't give a F how I looked. The chica came to my hotel about ten minutes after I got there. I gave her her pocketbook and sent her on her merry way. I needed to crash.

If anyone is ever in town when Bigbuttluva is, look him up he is great company.[/QUOTE]It was nice meeting you last nite Bq Ribs. I had a great time hanging with you. It would have been hard to decipher your identity because you perfectly resemble a Dominican, except for your average spanish. We gotta organize a barbecue gig back in the states, as we are both barbeque lovers.

I sensed that chica had to take care of business with another client but she left her bag with you to ensure a nite cap with you. She must have been depressed that you sent her home without any action. After the bottle of Brugal and Barcadi, I had to take a cold-shower for the night. I am heading to Boca Chica afer this report and I will stop at GBP when I return to Santo Domingo. My new novia is coming from Nagua to shack with me for the weekend. This one is a sweet one and I may give her the ring if everything works out well. I am looking forward to hanging with you again before leaving next Sunday.

[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]Did you say cell phone? LOL I wonder if that guy ever found his phone. Butt Man it was a pleasure meeting you last night. I had a great time laughing with you. You one straight up dude and it was a pleasure to be in your company.

That chica never showed up after the colmado closed so I ended up walking back to my hotel carrying her pocketbook. I guess I must have been a sight to be seen walking down Independencia with a black pocketbook in tote. After that Presidente and Bacardi Gold you shared with me I didn't give a F how I looked. The chica came to my hotel about ten minutes after I got there. I gave her her pocketbook and sent her on her merry way. I needed to crash.

If anyone is ever in town when Bigbuttluva is, look him up he is great company.[/QUOTE]I suspect the cell phone absconded between the seguridad and Carlos. The boy that was attending to me. That is why I don't trust none. I feel sorry for Boni but he has a bad reputation among the locals. I doubt it if they truly sympathize with him.

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]Dominican Today online always has short articles regarding investment money that is pouring into Dom Rep. [url]http://www.dominicantoday.com/[/url][/QUOTE]\]

Bim! Bim! Exactly what I heard and exemplifies the issues. I think the big money people will win out with the appropriate Propinas. Obama needs to lean forward and stop being a biatch. You cant keep trying to split the baby. Hanity was correct he has no moral or political core...

[QUOTE=Bq Ribs] I guess I must have been a sight to be seen walking down Independencia with a black pocketbook ...[/QUOTE]Any cars stop and ask you how much for a session? lol.

The trannies can be found on Ave Ortega y Gasset and Ave. St Vincent de Paul.

[QUOTE=Bigbuttluva]It was nice meeting you last nite Bq Ribs. I had a great time hanging with you. It would have been hard to decipher your identity because you perfectly resemble a Dominican, except for your average spanish. We gotta organize a barbecue gig back in the states, as we are both barbeque lovers.[/QUOTE]

Funny you mention that, because I had trouble finding Bq at Pacos in the middle of the day. I stood confused at the side of the bar asking on my cell phone where he was as he was sitting down next to me looking at me talk to him the whole time.