Cali Reports

[QUOTE=Jinxx;1584973]I went to check out Bar La 20 a couple of weeks ago and I wasn't that impressed. I saw maybe 15 chicas with only maybe 3 doable on a Wednesday night. I love the big booties and I remember someone here saying how this place was full of big booty hoes. That's not what I found at all. There were quite a few bad shaped fake butt implants. I ended up going witha thin morena with a nice sized culo and a very pretty face, don't remember her name. When we got to the room and she got the condom on me she pulled out a bottle of baby oil and starts lubing up her snatch and my covered cock with it. I tried to explain to her that she should be using a water based lube since the baby oil can eat through the latex and cause the comdom to break. She seemed like she wasn't buying what I told her and said that she'd never had a problem using baby oil. That kind of threw me off because I then became a little worried that the condom might break. Then since she claimed that my cock was too big that she had to keep her hand blocking me from going all the way inside her. So I ended up fucking her hand and maybe 3 inches of her pussy, which was annoying. I pounded her the best I could and I still busted a nut because this girl really had a very beautiful face and lips that looked awesome while she was getting fucked...[/QUOTE]I'm new to this forum and scene. Altho I've spent a couple months lurking around and reading up on stuff and gathering great intel (thanks BTW) just wanted to comment that it's great to see you guys update these forums. Wanted to give my thanks and hope I'm able to contribute when I make my trip to Cali this year. Or any part of Colombia for that matter. Hoping to go sometime in November. If anyone has a contact for an apartment or penthouse, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Gentlemen,

As you may see from previous posts, I have been working in the development of a service for guys that would like to enjoy Colombian girls while minimizing any hassles that may arise in their endeavor. I wrote the last post long time ago, and since then, I have faced a couple of setbacks and complications, and quite frankly, moments of doubt where I wasn't sure if I should go through with it or not, or even if it would work. As Mr. Enternational noted in one of the replies, this is not simple, not by any means. There were many naysayers within my friends and family who advised me to just drop it and do something else. But I kept going through with it thinking that the worst that can happen is that it doesn't work and that's it, I move on. At least I had to try. If it doesn't work, well, I tried my best, and I can live with that.

So, after a couple of months, it is finally ready to be put out there for the Internet to see. Many of the things that were mentioned back in October were considered, as well as other places that already provide this type of service. In regards to All-inclusive packages, I tried to make as good an offer as I could without basically eliminating profit. As much as I would like to be a Mother Teresa to the mongering world, this is supposed to be a business after all and it has to generate profit.

As Phunluv pointed out back then, I am well-aware of the despise for middlemen from the majority of guys here and I can see why that would be. As someone who has traveled and enjoyed p4 p in different countries, I understand why middlemen are looked down upon. A couple of replies advised that I would not find any clients here, which I consider to be realistic reasoning, but I wouldn't know for sure if I don't post it, hoping that at least 1 or 2 forum members would be interested.

The all-inclusive offer consists of a flat-rate that covers lodging, food, liquor, ground transportation, and the girls. I think of it as a way to facilitate things for those that want to be with Colombian women or those that are already interested in traveling to Cali (specially for those that don't speak Spanish). My aim is that from the moment you are picked at the airport, you won't have to worry about anything except enjoying the girls throughout your trip. The place is obviously chica friendly, and if you would like to smoke a jay or two, feel free to do so.

I am certainly open to customizing the service on an individual basis to better accommodate for different budgets, depending on your circumstances and what you want from the service. Just send me a PM. Here's a video of the place and the girls (and some pictures too).

Hope you guys like it. Enjoy!

Wow, that's a seriously disfigured ass. And such a pretty face. Why would she do that to herself? I've never seen a single butt injection that looked good. But my God, some are so horrible they couldn't pay me to have sex. My theory is women who get those injections notice more men looking, but they are mostly looking in shock and disgust. It's gotten so bad in Colombia, I don't go there anymore. My point of writing this. If you agree with me, try to convince these women not to get those injections. I've never been a big fan of the breast injections either, but these butt injections are really a big turn-off for me.

[QUOTE=OlympoHost;1594231]Gentlemen,

As you may see from previous posts, I have been working in the development of a service for guys that would like to enjoy Colombian girls while minimizing any hassles that may arise in their endeavor. I wrote the last post long time ago, and since then, I have faced a couple of setbacks and complications, and quite frankly, moments of doubt where I wasn't sure if I should go through with it or not, or even if it would work. As Mr. Enternational noted in one of the replies, this is not simple, not by any means. There were many naysayers within my friends and family who advised me to just drop it and do something else. But I kept going through with it thinking that the worst that can happen is that it doesn't work and that's it, I move on. At least I had to try. If it doesn't work, well, I tried my best, and I can live with that.

So, after a couple of months, it is finally ready to be put out there for the Internet to see. Many of the things that were mentioned back in October were considered, as well as other places that already provide this type of service. In regards to All-inclusive packages, I tried to make as good an offer as I could without basically eliminating profit. As much as I would like to be a Mother Teresa to the mongering world, this is supposed to be a business after all and it has to generate profit.

As Phunluv pointed out back then, I am well-aware of the despise for middlemen from the majority of guys here and I can see why that would be. As someone who has traveled and enjoyed p4 p in different countries, I understand why middlemen are looked down upon. A couple of replies advised that I would not find any clients here, which I consider to be realistic reasoning, but I wouldn't know for sure if I don't post it, hoping that at least 1 or 2 forum members would be interested.

The all-inclusive offer consists of a flat-rate that covers lodging, food, liquor, ground transportation, and the girls. I think of it as a way to facilitate things for those that want to be with Colombian women or those that are already interested in traveling to Cali (specially for those that don't speak Spanish). My aim is that from the moment you are picked at the airport, you won't have to worry about anything except enjoying the girls throughout your trip. The place is obviously chica friendly, and if you would like to smoke a jay or two, feel free to do so.

I am certainly open to customizing the service on an individual basis to better accommodate for different budgets, depending on your circumstances and what you want from the service. Just send me a PM. Here's a video of the place and the girls (and some pictures too).

Hope you guys like it. Enjoy![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kdog;1595554]Wow, that's a seriously disfigured ass. And such a pretty face. Why would she do that to herself? I've never seen a single butt injection that looked good. But my God, some are so horrible they couldn't pay me to have sex. My theory is women who get those injections notice more men looking, but they are mostly looking in shock and disgust. It's gotten so bad in Colombia, I don't go there anymore. My point of writing this. If you agree with me, try to convince these women not to get those injections. I've never been a big fan of the breast injections either, but these butt injections are really a big turn-off for me.[/QUOTE]I've tried to convince many Colombianas to NOT have breast and / or butt augmentation, but they rarely take my advice. You're right, it's gotten to an absurd level. Some of the girls look (and more importantly, feel) ridiculous. And if they've had the surgery recently, your experience is likely to be lousy as they won't want you to touch them because it hurts.

[QUOTE=Combo;1595609]I've tried to convince many Colombianas to NOT have breast and / or butt augmentation, but they rarely take my advice. You're right, it's gotten to an absurd level. Some of the girls look (and more importantly, feel) ridiculous. And if they've had the surgery recently, your experience is likely to be lousy as they won't want you to touch them because it hurts.[/QUOTE]Exactly. That is like telling a kid in the 80's not to buy a Michael Jackson Thriller or Beat It jacket. It's part of the culture now. My ex-girlfriend in Cali is rail thin, but asked me to give her money to get fat removed from her abdomen and injected into her ass. Uhhh. First of all, you have no fat. Second of all, NO.

[QUOTE=OlympoHost;1594231]So, after a couple of months, it is finally ready to be put out there for the Internet to see. Many of the things that were mentioned back in October were considered, as well as other places that already provide this type of service. In regards to All-inclusive packages, I tried to make as good an offer as I could without basically eliminating profit. As much as I would like to be a Mother Teresa to the mongering world, this is supposed to be a business after all and it has to generate profit.[/QUOTE]Good luck man. I wish you much success with your venture.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1595625]Good luck man. I wish you much success with your venture.[/QUOTE]At $1500. USD a night he's going to need all the luck he can get.

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1595647]At $1500. USD a night he's going to need all the luck he can get.[/QUOTE]1500 is a lot. I could fuck, eat, drink everyday and have change at the end of the week.

Still will be interesting to see how he does.

[QUOTE=GhostDeni;1486953]Went to Bar Le 20 last night. I guess I didn't read the forum well enough to realize that the bar does in fact have two locations (right across the street from each other). I liked this setup as I could sit in one bar for 30min or so and then go into the one across the street for some variety.

The best thing about this place is the affordability. I paid 2k for a soft drink and domestic beers were 2500 (can't beat that). The women were as described: Older and heavier. This isn't a problem for me as I like women with some meat on their bones, however, some of them were really over the hill. I would say there were about 20-25 girls in there with about 5 of them being fit and younger (27 or under). I paid 40k with room for a heavyset woman with long curly hair and big knockers (I'm a sucker for big breasts). The room was decent and had a little bathroom area and some porn playing on the TV. She washed me off and gave me an average CBJ followed by very mechanical sex. I'm not sure if it is the language barrier, but I am having a hard time getting anywhere near GFE in Colombia (that includes Bogota, Medellin and now Cali). I feel like the girls just hop on and want to get you off in as little time as possible. I gave her a 5k propina and returned to the bar.

On the GFE front I have tried several different approaches since I've been in Colombia. I have paid a ton up front in hopes of good service (350k) as well as the shortest time / cheapest available (15 min quickie) and tried to mention to the girl that the time would be extended and she could earn a tip with good service. What I have found that happens most of the time is that the girls make promises and once you hand over the money, they are back to the same poor service.

At this point, my trip to Colombia hasn't paid of economically. While the general quality of woman has been better than the USA, the service has been a whole lot lower. I'm the type of guy that would take a 5 or 6 with excellent service over a dead fish / clock watching stunner any day of the week.

What am I doing wrong here guys? Any help would be appreciated. I'm hoping to salvage this trip and have many more in the future![/QUOTE]I' m back from Cali and I'll get a trip report up soon. Jut so you know, Cali can be navigated without a lot of Spanish. You can get a hotel where they speak English. They will pick you up at the airport. You can order food by pointing to a picture on a menu, hire a driver to get you around, but to have a good time with the girls you need to know a little Spanish. Plus the gringo tax will be in full effect if you cannot work a deal. (Well a good driver would get a good deal for you).

When you are one on one with the girl, if you don't know some simple phrases and are not able to generate some sort of good vibe, you can save yourself a trip. The girls here do not speak much English.

After 3 x trips to mde, Cali has been on my to do list for a long time. It was every bit as good or better than mde. Just a bit warm in July.

Z.

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1595647]At $1500. USD a night he's going to need all the luck he can get.[/QUOTE]If you know Spanish, clean cut, well dressed and present yourself well, you will have no problems meeting girls. I spent a weekend with 3 different girls (separately) all under 24 years of age and all beautiful and maybe paid a total of $300. I don't drink much and avoid women that do. There is no need to go through an agency unless you have money to burn.

I think the average colombian may make the equivalent of $300 per month. So if you pay a girl the equivalent of $100 for a night (or for a weekend, sometimes they will stay Saturday night thru Sunday night) that should do the trick. I am over 58 years of age and never had a problem.

Enjoy Cali! Don't be a fool with your money.

Will be making a trip for a week in November. Will anyone be there that month? I'm supposed to be going with a friend but it isn't secure that person will be able to make the trip. Could use a wingman. Maybe go see the sights as it is my first time there. Hoping to get a good report in as I am hoping to contribute more as I get more comfortable being in this new hobby.

Accommodation:

Cali plaza hotel is good to stay. i was there for 8 nights in august. female guests can come in anytime during the stay, but must have i'd and photocopy of the i'd is left at the desk. the hotel staff is familial / collegial and friendly with a good service attitude. the wi-fi is strong and good speed. the hotel comes up quickly on agoda and [url]hotels.com[/url]. however, you can also contact the director of events directly to negotiate a price including all taxes, and double occupancy and breakfast for two. i paid what came out to be about 70 usd per night for a one bedroom / one bath full kitchen apartment inclusive of all taxes, breakfasts for two and unlimited guests with i'd. the hotel is clean and enough space in the rooms. however, try and stay in the back (example room 201,202, 301) as there is an open air bar / restaurant (good one / popular in the area of the city el viejo barril) directly across the street and it is loud.

director of events: Ana Karina pena.

cell: 57 3XXXX 9968 (you can call her for her email or try through website; and email through the website will get to ana karina) [url]http://caliplaza.com/en[/url].

In Colombia it is easier if you can communicate in Spanish, but can get it done in English. many Colombians can understand English, but are not comfortable to speak or communicate back in English.

casa (pro cathouse):

i also visited a casa (house) and it was fine. clean and security and well run. the hours are 9 am 9 pm and the address is below. the name is clinica dr. amor. av. 2 norte #23 and-23 (sobre la avenida del areo) be / san Vicente: [url]www.clinicadoctoramor.com[/url].

i also wrote up a little story:

i was breakfasting at my hotel Cali plaza hotel and two clearly american large black tourists exited. they looked familiar from travels to Angeles city, Pattaya and sosua, but i had not met these particular gentlemen from Texas. real nice guys, and have been all around Colombia. they were going to a casa after and i asked to join them to the casa, we left around 11:30 am. i was glad to tag along and they were very happy with my Spanish speech level (5 or 6). the casa was fun and busy with locals; we were the only extranjeros / non Colombians. i picked a big pretty face dark skinned pro and she let me get dirty with her. she did not have "no" in her vocabulary (i knew what not to ask for, i did not try for i. e. bbbj with tip) and let me daty standing and assplay and nice wet cbj and naturally horny. she was a lot of fun and i tipped 20,000 ($11 usd). entire cost was 5-6 usd taxi round trip (close place) 55,000 (28 usd) for a half hour full service with the girl and 10 usd tip. nice value. i enjoyed being in an authentic and local *house. big place the girls (about 15 30 of them) live there and clean and serious security guys. the chicks were not overly beautiful. lots of boob jobs and some ass jobs. no thin spinners at the time of visit. Colombian experienced pros. they march through and shake your hand and three levels of payment. i like to pick one that has a good attitude; try and sense it from demeanor etc. lots of 5's, but a couple of solid 6's that's about it and all you really need. both texas friends stayed for round two good stuff and fun.

For a couple of pics is my local semi pro Ana. I found Ana more than a year ago working on one of the pay-for-play webcam chat websites. there are many studios for this action in cali. best to work them in advance as their website chat rooms are blocked when you attempt access within Colombia. some of the sites are: [url]www.cams.com[/url] [url]www.myfreecams.com[/url] [url]www.livejasmin.com[/url] and [url]www.chaturbate.com[/url] . spanish communication is a must to meet these non / semi pros. i love to photo Ana, and she likes it too. it adds to the gfe ana and i share and i help her with cash to make ends meet etc. Ana is out of the webcams business for now and working at a beautician store in chipichape mall. beautiful girl and loves to dance.

Hi, these are the photos from the August trip, thanks.

Hi, these are the photos from the August trip.

[QUOTE=Masthope;1612738]Accommodation:

Cali Plaza Hotel is good to stay. However, you can also contact the director of events directly to negotiate a price including all taxes, and double occupancy and breakfast for two. I paid what came out to be about 70 USD per night for a one bedroom / one bath full kitchen apartment inclusive of all taxes,[/QUOTE]Aren't foreigners exempt from hotel taxes in Colombia? They let me in on that years ago when I used to stay at the Don Jaime.[QUOTE=Masthope;1612738]I was breakfasting at my hotel Cali Plaza Hotel and two clearly American large black tourists exited. They looked familiar from travels to Angeles City, Pattaya and Sosua, but I had not met these particular gentlemen from Texas. Real nice guys, and have been all around Columbia. [/QUOTE]If I am not mistaken, I am in a secret fb group with one of these guys. He just posted about being in Clinica Amor on the 15th.[QUOTE=Masthope;1612738]I found Ana more than a year ago working on one of the pay-for-play webcam chat websites. There are many studios for this action in Cali. Best to work them in advance as their website chat rooms are blocked when you attempt access within Columbia. [/QUOTE]Some time ago one of my chicks in Cali was going to do the cam thing. They get to decide which countries their "show" will be blocked in to inhibit family and friends from finding out what they do.