Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2960144]In almost 18 months of hiring prostitutes in Pattaya. I have never had a single one tell me they had a husband or boyfriend of any type. Many of them are very comfortable being on their own and have no desire for either a husband or a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]Is this your attempt at humor?

If a lady demonstrates to you that she is horny, what do you think she does when she's not seeing you,?

There are two groups of bar girls, those who can afford a Thai boyfriend, and those who can't, and have to go to host bars (generally speaking).

I know what you are going to write: my bar girl is different.

You made a big assumption here:

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]Brave of you to trust every prostitute to tell you the truth.[/QUOTE]Show, me the post where I have stated I believe every ISG [B]International Trick[/B] to tell the truth. Some up in here be lying on their dick.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]Some have kids.[/QUOTE]What does having kids tell me about their current relationship status? Indeed many do have kids and they have told me about it.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]Some have sponsors. Some have men they're emotionally attached to.[/QUOTE]The majority of them do not! Or at least they have not told me. I get the response that they don't have husband or boyfriend and they don't want one. They value their independence.

In fact, in my bed right now is a girl who told me she has kids. Does not want a husband and would only consider a boyfriend if she could maintain her freedom. In other worlds, not interested in the Western Idea of what is a proper relationship. LOL!

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]Many are just looking for money and customers, not love or relationships.[/QUOTE]Damn brother, that is some really deep knowledge you kicked into my eyehole.

[B]Which ones are those[/B]?

Might they be the ones that start the conversation with: [I]Short Time[/I] and I follow up with the answer / question: [I]Yes, how much?[/I].

[B]ROTFLMAO[/B]!

You directed your male bovine excellent at the wrong person. A quick review of posts reveal that we have one particular poster that claims to be constantly fucking Thai Prostitutes that have husbands and boy friends. But you didn't comment one bit about if the prostitutes he hires are telling him the truth.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2959928]I personally will not fuck a lady living with a Farang. I can't tell you how much self-control this requires, especially when the lady tells you "my Farang husband cannot boom-boom any more".[/QUOTE]Maybe just Maybe if the perceive that the [B]International Trick[/B] is all up in his feelings and clingy they tell them something that makes them understand that they are unavailable. As for me, the ones I like I ask if they have a husband or boyfriend. I do this to determine their availability. Because if their husband or boyfriend is local then they are often NOT available for long time.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]But it makes no difference to me[/QUOTE]Well it shouldn't. Don't understand why you are commenting on the experiences of another grown man.

[B]My time; My money; My dick; My call[/B]

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]I'm only renting them, not buying them.[/QUOTE]Last time I checked there was not slavery in Thailand. So I don't know how you could be buying a prostitute. You can pay here for social / sexual services but you cannot buy her.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]Walking Street literally has two massive Indian clubs full of. Indians. Maybe they cant get into high end go-go bars, but they can surely go right into their Indian clubs and find freelancers on beach road.[/QUOTE]Maybe a [B]International Trick[/B] wants to switch his game up. Why should he be denied because a Farang business owner has dragged his biases and superiority mentality from his home countries and instilled them here.

[QUOTE=Rocko20;2960953]Im not a big fan or Indians or Arabs (they both love to talk on their phone very loudly while Im trying to get a foot massage at Nemo's on Soi Buakhao) But Im not going to advise a person not to come.[/QUOTE]I am not a big fan of Farangs of a certain type from certain countries. Especial from my country of origin. I have sat in a restaurant more than once when a group of them are speaking loudly about their adventures on Soi 6. [B]A complete embarrassment[/B]! I am just glad I don't look like them.

[B]PRO TIP[/B]: Use ear plugs or noise cancelling headphones.

I hear Heavens Above is rockin. The Coconut Bar line up has not been looking that great. But often my review has occurred earlier in the evening. I do see a few nice ones that that I want to try in both places.

[B]BornToFight96[/B], take a look at the posts of the individuals giving you advice. There are those that are providing you with solid information and others well they are just putting out some [B]male bovine excrement[/B]. Even through the computer you will be able to smell the difference.

I fuck freelancers that are into Indian guys. They often fuck me and then goto one of the Indian Clubs mentioned. They tell me that they have the body type that Indian guys like. You may like or not like them. My point is that it is:

[B]Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call[/B]

If you keep this in the forefront of your mind and are willing to take rejection until you find what you want, Pattaya will serve you just fine. Fuck an Agogo, hit the gentleman's clubs. You can goto CatHouse right now and fuck every girl up in there. They have NO customers. LOL!

Remember this, I am a Black American. I was told by my fellow White Americans that [I]Thai Girls[/I] did not like the [B]Big Black Dick[/B]. Eighteen (18) months later I have more Thai girls asking me for an appointment than I have time or money to agree to.

Give a mother fucker who discriminates against you two middle fingers up! Take your business elsewhere and get your fuck on. Most Agogos are way over rated anyway. Just a bunch of [I]knock kneed bimbos walking like hos[/I].

[B]How you like me now[/B]?

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2960893][B]Why I like Pattaya[/B]!

I was watching Billions. Opening scene the main characters right hand man was in a club with beautiful girls. Drinking, partaking in recreational phamasuticals and feeling up pretty girls.

Oakie writes in post #3488 [B]Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand[/B].

Then it hit me: When you live in Pattaya no matter what your budget is you can live in the same way as those that have real money who are:

[I]Ballin like a mother fucking pro[/I], - Sheck Wes, [B]Mo Bomba[/B].

In my opinion Pattaya is nothing like anything to be found in the Dominican Republic or the Philippines. This fact causes people like Oakie and others to become haters. They target me specifically (without knowledge to Thailand like Oakie) but I am living so much better than they are. I move around and enjoy my life. I can walk out of my building I ballin. I can chill and have food delivered to my room and never step outside of it. I have a life that is SO much better than the Dominican Republic here in Pattaya, Thailand that came and never left.

Honestly, I don't understand why those chosen the Dominican Republic and the Philippines respectively to live have anything negative to say about where I have made my choice to live. These are individuals who made their own bed and now have to lie in it.[/QUOTE]My advice to a fellow monger is to enjoy your chosen way to roll. No need to take old baggage with you when you travel and enjoy new places. No need to sell Pattaya. It was already one of the world's most popular monger destinations long before you "discovered" it last year! LOL.

But there are a minority who prefer the Spanish culture, and Latina chicas.

It's all good!

(Disclaimer).

I'm dropping in here to see why our Sudsy is still obsessing about me, half a world away! Most normal Thailand mongers don't give a shit about what I'm doing in my "little puta pueblo".

LOL.

SubCmdr intoned:

"Maybe just Maybe if the perceive that the International Trick is all up in his feelings and clingy they tell them something that makes them understand that they are unavailable. As for me, the ones I like I ask if they have a husband or boyfriend. I do this to determine their availability. Because if their husband or boyfriend is local then they are often NOT available for long time. ".

You are correct. If a bargirl has a local boyfriend or husband, they almost never will be available for Long Time.

The problem comes when their boyfriend or husband is not around. Typically, the Thai lady will have saved some money, and spends it freely when her Farang is gone.

Or, pings me to come over for drinks, which leads to nudity and great temptation for me.

But, if the lady is explicit that the Farang is a sponsor and not a boyfriend, then no problem, I will dive in. About 50% of the ladies I travel with have sponsors, which require them to develop elaborate lies. Or, sometimes, I will take 2, and each will tell their sponsor that I am the boyfriend of the other lady, and they are just tagging along.

Sometimes ladies with sponsors have lots of frustration with the sponsor, will come over to drink and spill their guts about how they are feeling, and then fuck me to relieve tension. Other times, they will ask for help in answering messages from the guy.

Some ladies are temporarily between Thai boyfriends, that's the one time that they may be horny, because, for that brief moment, they don't have a dick when they want one. But most bargirls have a regular Thai man, especially those with absent Farang boyfriends.

Explorer you are not the expert in all types of prostitutes In the world, nor in Thailand!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960973]Is this your attempt at humor?[/QUOTE]No you won't find me making any attempt at humor in the [B]Pattaya Reports thread[/B]. Unlike others I respect the purpose of the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread. The following is a factual report of my experiences here in Pattaya.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2960144]In almost 18 months of hiring prostitutes in Pattaya. I have never had a single one tell me they had a husband or boyfriend of any type. Many of them are very comfortable being on their own and have no desire for either a husband or a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]What you wrote is far cry from [B]Pattaya Report[/B] but it is as humorous as is much of what you write. My actual experiences in Pattaya different from your so much, I wonder if we are actually in the same city.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960973]If a lady demonstrates to you that she is horny, what do you think she does when she's not seeing you,?[/QUOTE]You are making a big assumption. You have failed to establish a basis for your question. Have you ever seen me write a post that would indicated that I have entered into a monogamous relationship with a girl (any girl in Pattaya)? No, you have not. And if I am lying then quote it in your reply to this post as a rebuttal to my statement.

You question in and of itself proves that you are still operating under some social conventions and norms from your country of origin that I have long abandoned in my 20's. That is the only real relationship is a monogamous relationship. That definition does not work for me. It took me two divorces and being caught cheating by numerous girlfrinds to finally learn that I am not interested in that type of relationship. At this point in my life I do not offer that type of relationship.

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call! You DOWHATCHALIKE!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960973]There are two groups of bar girls, those who can afford a Thai boyfriend, and those who can't, and have to go to host bars (generally speaking).[/QUOTE]I will stipulate to this for bar girls. Since you are the expert on bar girls in the Thailand Threads.

But what if she is freelancer, works in a Gentlemans Club, Works on Beach Road, Works on Walking Street. Works in an Agogo. It seems to me that bar girls are in the minority of all the girls who work in the entertainment industry as prostitutes.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960973][b]I know what you are going to write[/b]: my bar girl is different.[/QUOTE][B]That is very arrogant of you[/B] You read minds now also? But pretty much par for the course for your replies to me.

You think I am a new person. But I got 18 moths of [I]boots on the ground[/I] experience. That is 540 RONs. Can you match that? Now pay close attention to what [B]THE CMDR[/B] has to say to you (and anyone else who is reading this).

No my wayward traveling, sponsor hating, non fucker of Thai girls who have Farang boyfriends or husbands (but fucker of plenty of the Thai Prostitutes that have husband and boyfriends, I am not going to write that. [B]I am going to write so much more than that[/B].

[B][i]Relax and take notes while I take tokes on the marijuana smoke[/i][/B]

I don't have to write that my bar girl is different. Because I don't have a bar girl. I do not have a girl that I am claiming unless the girl is claiming me. I have literally only fucked one bar girl in my entire 540 RONs that I have spent in Pattaya. So, right out of the gate:

[I]The weak or the strong, who got it goin' on? [b]Youre dead wrong[/b][/I]! - Dead Wrong, [B]The Notorious B.I.G[/B].

Because I understand what time it is in Pattaya, I am not listening to a self appointed individual such as yourself making these sweeping generalizations that apply because you said they apply. Keep in mind you are expressing your opinions. Unless you back it up with some empirical evidence your statements are not facts. Furthermore, your experiences do not invalidate mine. So, I will tell you what, I will write my reports and you can write yours. I don't have a problem with men who choose to be sponsors.

[B]Their time; Their money; Their dick; Their call[/B]!

I did not expend one joule of energy making the money they choose to spend. I am not arrogant and filled with feelings of superiority enough to allow me to make statements like this:

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960502]Logic does not intrude in the mind of a guy sending money to a bargirl.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960269]Lonely guys who send money to Thai bargirls are not the sharpest knife in the drawer.[/QUOTE]You will never find me telling other grown men what to do with their money or who they should fuck. We had this conversation before:

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2866445]You have fucked lots of bargirls with Thai boyfriends, you just don't know it.[/QUOTE]Really, you know that the one bargirl I bar fined from a Bar in Tree Time had a boyfriend?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2959928]Getting back to this topic, I personally will not fuck a lady living with a Farang. I can't tell you how much self-control this requires, especially when the lady tells you "my Farang husband cannot boom-boom any more.[/QUOTE][B]How do you know all your prostitutes are telling you the truth, while asserting that all of mine are not[/B]?

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2960144]In almost 18 months of hiring prostitutes in Pattaya. [b]I have never had a single one tell me they had a husband or boyfriend of any type[/b]. Many of them are very comfortable being on their own and have no desire for either a husband or a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]I invite everyone to re-read what I wrote. [B]Explorer8939[/B] show me the post where I said that they did not have a boyfriend or girlfriend. I did not say that. I said what I highlighted in bold. I do not care if they were telling me the truth or not.

I respect that your can use [U]jedi-mind-tricks[/U] to get your prostitutes to tell you the truth. But I am still trying to figure out the double standard that applies to me and you. [B] All your prostitutes tell you the truth but all my prostitutes lie to me[/B]. How do your know this is true?

I did not say that I was running around still stuck in the social conventions of my country of origin like you are. Can someone please tell me that they know that the social arrangements in Pattaya are unique to Pattaya and are not the social arrangements and conventions that are accepted throughout Thailand?

I have heard the term [B]Conservative Tolerance[/B] used in reference to Thailand. I understand it to be [I]we will let Farangs do as a Farangs do while in our country as long is they obey our laws. But I will be damned if I am going to let the rather unconventional arrangements that exist in Pattaya to become the norm in the greater part of the country[/I].

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2957413]Although I love in Pattaya, I travel a lot. Which means, I am in the same position as someone who visits Pattaya for a short time, which translates into hooking up with as many ladies as possible.[/QUOTE]Perhaps if you spend time here on an extensive basis (and I know why you do not, something about your fear of the tax system in Thailand) you would know the difference between being a [B]International Trick[/B] and a [B]Sexpat[/B]. So, until you seek competent tax advice for your personal situation you will have to remain a [B]International Trick[/B] as your choice is to spend only a limited amount of time in Thailand in order to avoid becoming a [I]tax resident[/I] here.

[B]International Tricks[/B] think they know it all. [B]Sexpats[/B] know they know a lot more than [B]International Tricks[/B] (no matter how long they have been here) but [B]Sexpats[/B] are not arrogant enough to stop learning about the place they live in. Nor do they make sweeping statements full of generalizations that can be disproven with very little effort.

My final point is to ask: Who comes to Pattaya (of all places) looking for traditional monogamous relationships? That is where Farangs get got. I personally don't think anyone is going to find that here in Pattaya. I don't want it and I don't offer it. I offer a good time on a consistent basis with the girl who claims me. She is allowed to spend as much time as they want with me. When she is not around, you think I am beating my dick until she returns in order to have sex? Really? [B]GTF[/B]! While you at it stop telling me what you know and don't know about the prostitutes I hire. A [B]International Trick[/B] who cannot even figure out his own tax situation is certainly not in the position to tell me about the prostitutes I hire. Especially, when he had never met them or me. I see girls that say they want a boyfriend all the time on [B]Thai Friendly[/B]. I tell them I am only looking for fun. They tell me that we can have fun if it involves money.

The Defense Rests!

Pretty obvious that Ship Captain Oakie is the one obsessed with me. I am in Thailand writing about Thailand. Not trying to sell Pattaya to anyone. He knows it is his personal vendetta. I am playing by his rules: [B]No free shots[/B]!

What Ship Captain Oakie does not seem to realize is there a group of [B]International Tricks[/B] that enjoy moving around the world to different countries and enjoying what they have to offer. I place myself in that group and do not have to make a preference or a choice. I get to enjoy Thailand, Colombia and the Dominican Republic. When it comes to a sales program Ship Captain Oakie is the one selling the [B]Open Air Brothel[/B] know as Sosua. Makes me laugh that he is now trying to take a conciliatory stance when it comes to me. Nah, Ship Captain Oakie, you have been tolling me for far too long. Now you are here in there Thailand threads trolling me. At least when I am in the Dominican Republic threads I am posting with 10 years of experience in the Dominican Republic backing me up and know what I am talking about when it comes to the subject matter. Ship Captain Oakie is here in this thread because he has nothing to add to the regular Thailand Threads. All he has is [B]Rants and Stupid Shit[/B] to add to the discussion. LOL!

Read my posts in the main Thailand Forums Ship Captain Oakie if you would like to learn something about Thailand and Pattaya in particular. Stop talking about a place you have never visited. The only thing you know in Thailand is me. LOL!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2960987]It's time for another session of "Your Bar girl Has a Thai Boyfriend".

The belief that bar girls don't have boyfriends is based on the monger thinking that the bar girl only wants sex with him, and if he's not around, the lady doesn't want sex. It's a fantasy.

It is true that there is a fraction of bar girls who don't want sex. With anyone. But will do so for money. It's a tiny fraction.

Oh, and there's old ladies who are past caring about sex or love, but know their "use by" date is coming up and will fuck for money and then go home and sleep alone.

But, a bar girl in her prime will generally have a kik for her wants and needs, as well as multiple Farang boyfriends.

In bar girl culture, having a kik gives status among her peers (the younger the kik, the more status, but the kik is a big secret for customers).

I personally don't care if the bar girl has a kik as long as he doesn't interfere with her performance. There have been times when a bar girl has a fight with her Thai boyfriend, and she is paralyzed with grief. That's when I give her taxi money to go home..[/QUOTE]That is some deep shit you are kicking in to peoples eyeholes. Preach! Can I get a witness. This knowledge of the relationship status of all bar girls in Thailand has been bestowed upon the Bargirl whisperer.

May we please have a lesson in the pros and cons of Sponsorship of a Thai girl next?

[B]You wanna fuck with me? Nah (compound profanity redacted) I fuck with you[/B]!

[QUOTE=Oakie;2961100]My advice to a fellow monger is to enjoy your chosen way to roll. No need to take old baggage with you when you travel and enjoy new places. No need to sell Pattaya. It was already one of the world's most popular monger destinations long before you "discovered" it last year! LOL.[/QUOTE]It's amazing how a newbie can hit town and give advice / answer to anybody and everybody who posts. A total domination of all the Pattaya boards. In the the meantime he can't figure out where or how to buy a pair of shoes.

There's a new kid in town (I don't want to hear it). Glenn Lewis Frey / John David Souther / Donald Hugh Henley.

Ladies who work in Gentlemen's Clubs, Go-gos, Walking Street etc are all bargirls.

Beach Road freelancers often have Thai husbands. They will work a regular day job, hit BR until they get a customer, do a quickie and head home to see hubbie. There are lots of other women with different lifestyles on Beach Road, however.

Ladies who work GCs mostly get Thai boyfriends after they have been working for a few months. There's a transition period where they hit Host bars after their bar closes. I don't think a night passes at a GC where one of the ladies doesn't organize a group to go to a Host bar.

During High Season, many ladies have enough money to settle down with a man from a Host bar. Depending on her level of finances, he may stop work. If he doesn't, their schedules will conflict, and she won't see him much unless she sits in his bar after her work.

Of course, not every bargirl (or Go-go dancer) goes with a guy from a Host bar. The Thai men who work maintenance on the bars often hook up with the ladies. Because these guys work daytime, their bargirl doesn't want to stay out too late with customers. If they promise Long Time, they will try to leave after a quick fuck. One technique they use to leave is the Key Trick, which I have written about before.

Concerning ladies working in Gentlemen's Clubs, they are the most likely to have boyfriends / husbands.

Sitting in a popular GC the other day, I knew about half of the ladies well. All of them have partners, except one, who dumped her Farang boyfriend and is making money now. There's another lady who doesn't speak English so I don't know her status. She used to hit Host bars, but claims she doesn't now.

One popular lady from last year actually retired with a Host bar boy half her age (his mother hooked up with a Farang who is throwing money at her).

A fair number of ladies from last year have been taken away by Farang boyfriends.

One lady who worked there last year got fired for fighting, and moved to another GC. She had been supporting two Thai boyfriends at that time, now she is down to one.

One bargirl in the GC has a Farang boyfriend today, but claims she is going to dump him.

A popular cashier who left last year had a long distance Tomboy, but changed to a Farang boyfriend who lives in England. She would come to my condo after work every Monday night to drink, complain about him, and then not fuck.

These ladies have a life outside of work at bar.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2961118]Pretty obvious that Ship Captain Oakie is the one obsessed with me. I am in Thailand writing about Thailand. Not trying to sell Pattaya to anyone. He knows it is his personal vendetta. I am playing by his rules: [B]No free shots[/B]!

What Ship Captain Oakie does not seem to realize is there a group of [B]International Tricks[/B] that enjoy moving around the world to different countries and enjoying what they have to offer. I place myself in that group and do not have to make a preference or a choice. I get to enjoy Thailand, Colombia and the Dominican Republic. When it comes to a sales program Ship Captain Oakie is the one selling the [B]Open Air Brothel[/B] know as Sosua. Makes me laugh that he is now trying to take a conciliatory stance when it comes to me. Nah, Ship Captain Oakie, you have been tolling me for far too long. Now you are here in there Thailand threads trolling me. At least when I am in the Dominican Republic threads I am posting with 10 years of experience in the Dominican Republic backing me up and know what I am talking about when it comes to the subject matter. Ship Captain Oakie is here in this thread because he has nothing to add to the regular Thailand Threads. All he has is [B]Rants and Stupid Shit[/B] to add to the discussion. LOL![/QUOTE]LOL.

I'm here because some brothers gave me a heads up that you are dropping your international guano about me in the Rant Sections of Thailand, Columbia, the Philippines, as well as the Dominican Republic. That a lot of butt hurt baggage you are carrying, LOL.

Under forum etiquette, and my own "no free shots from low life losers" rule, I'll post where the stench is coming from, wherever you are hiding. LOL.

So here I am, and I'll be in your face wherever you are posting your ranting crappola.

You can run, but you can't hide, Sudsy!

As for a "conciliatory stance", I submit for the record, your lame attempt at making up some of your own forum rules!

[B]Posted by Sudsy, Post #188, DR Rants.[/B]

[B]I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.[/B]

It's a no brainer, even for you, Sudsy.

Leave me out of your multi-country flame wars, or you might be waiting a long. Long time!

LOL.

I should mention the one class of Thai ladies who don't have Thai boyfriends (in my experience, maybe yours is different): Agency girls. These are ladies who typically don't work bar, they sit in their room and wait for a booking (not the same as Thai Friendly, these are solid bookings).

Maybe it's the irregular hours, or maybe it's because ladies who work for an agency are serious about making money, but these ladies only play with Farangs. And the ladies who are successful at the agency do very well, and typically have wannabe Farang boyfriends.

Their only downfall is if they believe the promises that the Farangs make. Most are bullshit artists, sometimes unintentional, but the results are the same. So the ladies become jaded over time, and stop believing promises that smitten Farangs make.

[QUOTE=Allover;2959050]Apparently once you go on moderation it is permanent. I happen to like Tiddies' posts. He has evolved (especially since he became UglyAzz Man) and he is better now than he was as GiannisGianni, Raj Patela, ChanChalupa, Tom Thumbs, Tim Timms, etc. There is nothing wrong with people who have a different posting style although your more traditional type of posts are invaluable. I find some different type of posts, like calling people motherfuckers, far more offensive and in greater need to be called out.[/QUOTE]I would say that all these profiles contribute nothing of value to the forum. What is this forum all about may I ask? It is about posting about having sex with ladies and helping others. It is not about being jesters and making one off comments trying to be a smart ass. None of these profiles post content in the sense of the reason why this platform exists.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2960463]But since Mr. E is a (compound profanity redacted) it does not surprise me actually. Next thing I expect to hear out of him is that he identifies with [B]Ship Captain Oakie[/B] and that OREOS are his favorite cookie.[/QUOTE]As for the other guy. Look at how he has compromised. What do you see here? Do you see the word "Mother fucker". No.

Oakie Thailand Rant, Stupid Shit #3493.

[QUOTE][b]Your denigration of anybody who doesn't follow your onerous advice on how important it is to speak the language of the place you monger[/b]![/QUOTE]Actually I did nothing of the sort Ship Captain Oakie. Quote it if I said it! Here are some of things I said:

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2924119]Your ultimate tool is learning how to speak and understand Spanish.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2926004]Does the Sosua have the best beach in the Dominican Republic? No, not by a long shot! Is Sosua the only place you can hire a prostitute in the Dominican Republic? No, they are available wherever you look. If you can speak Spanish you can even goto Santiago, Santo Domingo or Puerta Plata and find them with ease (sorry I could not resist). LOL!

Oh, and just for the record I think Punta Cana is a much nicer place than Puerto Plata.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2418550][b]I don't know any real expats that don't speak Spanish[/b]. I went to one of the language schools in the one of the top universities in Santo Domingo to learn mine. Spent and still spend a lot of time socializing with Dominicans (not non Spanish speaking expats) and a lot of time the street and in barrios (soy tan barrio). And of course I learned a lot from the many posts here in ISG where people clowned me about my use of Spanish.

You see when you actually live here you have to do everything in Spanish. You conduct your entire life in Spanish. I speak so much Spanish my head hurts. I was even speaking Spanish in my embassy with my fellow countrymen. I think in Spanish and when I return to my country of origin I have to force myself to switch back to English.

[b]Even if you just come here to monger, your experience will infinitely improve if you speak conversational Spanish[/b]. Just having the comfort to move about how you want when you want and be able to speak and understand in most basic situations will make you feel like you have the keys to the kingdom. If you have money you already have the keys to the pussy. Spend it how you like and get yours. That's what I do. Learn Spanish and take things to a whole other level. That's what I did. [b]And think of all the other Spanish speaking countries where you can use your abilities also[/b].[/QUOTE]Ship Captain Oakie has once again used his creative writing skills to make an accusation that was deflected by me with ease.

[B]How is my Thai?[/B]

Poor to non existent. Thai girls cater to an international crowd so it is much easier to go along and get along without being able to speak it. But the funniest thing is because Shit Captain Oakie does not know anything about Thailand. He would not understand that my inability to speak Thai limits my options. I cannot go into the country where very few speak English and function. I can do that with ease in the [B]Dominican Republic[/B] because of my abilities in the Spanish language. My point has always been: [I]learn Spanish and expand your options[/I].

But there are and always will remain a minority of [B]Sexpats[/B] like [B]Shit Captain Oakie[/B] that will insist that others should remain dumb and option less like they are.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961173]Concerning ladies working in Gentlemen's Clubs, they are the most likely to have boyfriends / husbands. Sitting in a popular GC the other day,[/QUOTE]Name of the Gentleman's club?