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[QUOTE=Brother P; 1449150]So whats the translation for como ta? Is it the slang for como te vas? Which is how are you correct? Thanks!

But Dominicans will constantly ask you "Como 'ta?". I used to just ignore this until I realised that some sort of response was actually expected, and I was appearing very uncouth in not giving one. Just different cultural expectations.[/QUOTE]I'm no expert but "Como ta" is short for "Como esta (usted)?" or Como estas (tu)?" (infomral) , the "Como tuta", only used in DR, is for "Como tu estas?" another way of saying "Como estas tu?"

"Como te va?" is like "How is it going (for you)?". Should never say "Como te vas?", (s) at the end of "va" will make it "te vas" that means "you leave". A point I missed for years!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1449163]She said that a Latina is anyone from Central or South America. This didn't make any sense at all to me because I thought a Latina was Spanish-speaking. So in my reasoning I asked her to verify that a person from Guyana where the language is English, a person from Suriname where the language is Dutch, or a person from French Guiana where the language is French would be called a Latina as well. She got mad at me and made me change the subject. I said damn a brother is just trying to learn something here.[/QUOTE]In the USA I once knew a woman from Guyana. She told me she had a double minority hiring preference in the US as she was both black and Hispanic. I queried the Hispanic part of it as she did not speak Spanish, but she explained that according to the US government definition anyone from South America qualified. I think, like with a lot of things, the US government just decides to keep it simple and ignore the relatively small number of non-black native English speakers from South or Central America (like Belize) although technically they might not be regarded as Hispanic. In Guyana about half the population are people of Asian Indian descent and speak English, so it is rather amusing that they might be classified as Hispanic in the US.

[QUOTE=Brother P; 1449150]So whats the translation for como ta? Is it the slang for como te vas? Which is how are you correct? Thanks!

But Dominicans will constantly ask you "Como 'ta?". I used to just ignore this until I realised that some sort of response was actually expected, and I was appearing very uncouth in not giving one. Just different cultural expectations.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]Como ta is street language for como estas, or how are you? I sometimes use it on informal environments. Mr. E, I understand "pa" is really "ya" which means what you define "pa" means."Pa" depending of the situation means "papi" (daddy) or para. Voy pa Sosua (I am going to Sosua).

I was browsing the Internet when I ran across this news report video from ABC. I had a hunch the venue was either Brazil or DR, and I was right.

It baffles me how foreigners come in and express disgust about local practices that are not harming them. Sure, the cum stained bed sheet was gross, but she apparently did not bring the issue to the attention of the hotel staff. Just requesting a simple sheet change (I have done this on several occasions during my travels through Africa) would have removed the nightmare from her vacation. Also, it is her fault she only checked Groupon and not the hotel site to compare before booking room. Third party sites rarely offer best deals. And if she has a problem with prostitution, she could have vacationed in Aruba, Bahamas, St. Lucia, or even Jamaica or Puerto Rico. I am similarly baffled that families choose to vacation and stay at the mid priced hotels in Mombasa. A couple of years ago, this ******* of a father banged on the door separating our rooms while I was laying pipe to my Kenyan girlfriend (yes, she was loud!). I bet he won't bring his family there again! But thanks to ABC, I will be booking my next vacation to Haiti, DR, Colombia, and Brazil! Don Juan, here I cum!

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/video/vacation-nightmare-sun-sand-prostitutes-063959205.html[/url]

I think most get the idea I referred to this guy as a type of mule! Why heck, there is even a movie with the same name in which Stevo and his side kicks did stupid crazy stunts! Starts with a Jack and ends with bass (just drop the be since you definitely would not want to place that before an itch!). Now ain't that a *

[QUOTE=Jiggydus; 1460337]I will be booking my next vacation to Haiti, DR, Colombia, and Brazil! Don Juan, here I cum!

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/video/vacation-nightmare-sun-sand-prostitutes-063959205.html[/url][/QUOTE]That beach girl Carolina was quite cute. $90. 00 for full day is not outrageous. Could probably bargain it down. The hotel will likely get increased business as well. Don Juan resort you say-LOL

[QUOTE=ConquerorVal;1460375]That beach girl Carolina was quite cute. $90. 00 for full day is not outrageous. Could probably bargain it down. The hotel will likely get increased business as well. Don Juan resort you say-LOL[/QUOTE]Perfect example of a typical American tourist, these are the exact same people I was stuck with for 3 days in an AI that the airline put us up in when our plane broke down years ago. They couldn't even handle the drive from the airport without gawking while praying that we didn't break down until we got to the compound. The only ones that weren't complaining were the mongers, the rest swore they were never returning to the Dom Rep. Now can you see Carnival funneling their people all over the Dom Rep. By the way, did you notice her driving, someone should of said, by the way if a moto hits you even if it isn't your fault you have major problems. Americans are shielded, they have weak stomachs.

Big Deal. Prostitution is legal. Carolina was presented in a nice manner. The vendors are a bigger issue. Much to do about nothing.

[QUOTE=Shamester;1460423]Big Deal. Prostitution is legal. Carolina was presented in a nice manner. The vendors are a bigger issue. Much to do about nothing.[/QUOTE]I agree. Legal prostitution is only a problem for self righteous puritans. Too bad I hate government work because if I were in Congress, I would push to legalize prostitution and marijuana in the US. And when I say legalize, I don't mean to heavily regulate them. Just run your business and pay your business taxes (on marijuana only. Prostitution is a service industry and I would simplify tax code by elimination all service taxes. Airfare would also be tax free).

[QUOTE=Jiggydus;1460588]I agree. Legal prostitution is only a problem for self righteous puritans. Too bad I hate government work because if I were in Congress, I would push to legalize prostitution and marijuana in the US. And when I say legalize, I don't mean to heavily regulate them. Just run your business and pay your business taxes (on marijuana only. Prostitution is a service industry and I would simplify tax code by elimination all service taxes. Airfare would also be tax free).[/QUOTE]In the US mj is already decriminalized and legal on the state level for medicinal purposes (remains illegal at the federal level).

It is interesting that where I currently live, women legislative advocates support legalizing prostitution since the women can be protected from the streets, monitored for health issues and prostitution sites can be taxed. Highly doubt a bill is introduced.

In the DR although prostitution is legal, I doubt the putas are paying taxes for their services. Yes, they support the local community by buying goods and services but the government is losing significant tax revenues. Unsure if establishments pay a prostitution tax.

I've been to Paco's by the airport several times and it's really not worth it. My friend was coming in to DR yesterday and I went to the airport to get him. Spirit was a little late and I decided to pop over to Paco's for a quickie, they had 4 girls, only one that was about a 6. They would not budge from 2k for short time. I wanted something so I caved. The girl was alright, asked for a massage, got a so so one (but this is not a massage parlor) asked for a BBBJ and got such an argument over it, she finally gave in, the BBBJ was actually quite good she took her time and a lot of variety in her style. I left drained. Parked at the airport walked in the door and my friend had just walked out, great timing.

I only go to Paco's out of convenience nothing more. If I had the time, I would have went to boca chica.

[QUOTE=Cagep1967; 1461366]I've been to Paco's by the airport several times and it's really not worth it. My friend was coming in to DR yesterday and I went to the airport to get him. Spirit was a little late and I decided to pop over to Paco's for a quickie, they had 4 girls, only one that was about a 6. They would not budge from 2k for short time. I wanted something so I caved. The girl was alright, asked for a massage, got a so so one (but this is not a massage parlor) asked for a BBBJ and got such an argument over it, she finally gave in, the BBBJ was actually quite good she took her time and a lot of variety in her style. I left drained. Parked at the airport walked in the door and my friend had just walked out, great timing.

I only go to Paco's out of convenience nothing more. If I had the time, I would have went to boca chica.[/QUOTE]Wow to settle for a 6 at 2k for a short time- damn you horny ass. LOL thank Paco is off my- to do list!

take a look at this report from Leeds, England and thank your lucky stars for DR and Haitian chicas.

[blue]Picked a girl up on St Michael's Street. She was blonde, in a short black dress, good legs, boobs spilling out the top. She suggested that as it was late she wanted to go home, so we could go there and then she'd stay in. She said it was the wrong time of the month, so only oral was on offer (which was fine by me). She asked if I could buy her some tobacco out of her fee, so I stopped in a filling station. She wouldn't get out of the car, and asked me to go and buy it for her. When I got back in the car she was on her phone cursing and swearing at someone.

The phone call suddenly stopped and she sid she'd run out of credit on it. We stopped at a supermarket where she went to the cash machine, then inside to top her phone up. On the way again she was again swearing loudly down the phone at her ex, telling him off for "shagging prostitutes".

We got to her house, which (as always seems to be the way with hookers' homes) was very untidy. Went upstairs, lay on the bed with my trousers off and she began a pretty good BBBJ. Then her stomach gave a loud rumble, and another. She apologised and said that she had a bad tummy, due to a bad kebab she'd had earlier. Carried on with the BJ then off it rumbled again."Sorry" she said,"I need the toilet" and she went next door to the bathroom. She obviously didn't shut the door as I could hear her noisily and explosively emptying her bowels, with an accompanying extreme smell.

When she reappeared, I was up and pants back on. That episode had killed off any lust I may have had. [/blue]

[QUOTE=Frannie; 1462152]take a look at this report from Leeds, England and thank your lucky stars for DR and Haitian chicas.

When she reappeared, I was up and pants back on. That episode had killed off any lust I may have had. [/blue][/QUOTE]Wow, I thought I was the only one with bad bowels. Thanks for the great laugh frannie.

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[QUOTE=GrownMan1;1461369]Wow to settle for a 6 at 2k for a short time- damn you horny ass. LOL thank Paco is off my- to do list![/QUOTE]If you have the time to wait this guy can get you whatever shape form or fashion chica that you are looking for. I agree Paco's place's is not the cheapest game in town but he is cool and they are no head game's to be concerned about.