Phuket Reports

I know Beergarden in BKK (some very good experiences) and liked the ladies aged 30-35, not in hurry and with experience. Obviously the same exists in Pattaya (not yet been there). So I could'nt find reports about the same kind of location in the Phuket threads. Is there no beergaden type of bars with such ladies in Phuket? If you know about, will be happy to know! Thanks a lot.

Phuket Trip Report Day 1.

Note: This is a continuation of my Thailand trip. I spent a week in Pattaya, then spent a week in Bangkok with my Thai lady friend. I am now in Phuket for 4 nights, after which I will return to my friend, or I will go to Pattaya for a final 5 nights.

I took the 3:15 PM Thia Smile Airway flight from BKK to HKT. All went well and the flight arrived early. On my last trip, we had to take a shuttle to get to the plane as it was not parked at the gate. This time it was at the gate so all went smoothly. Each time I go to or from Phuket I try to see if I can see James Bond Island. Never seen it yet, but I think I was in a position to this time but couldn't make it out visually. I will check photos I took to see if I can find it.

Anyway, I have complained in the past about the tribulations of taking a cheap van ride from the airport to hotel, always saying the savings in price isn't worth the hassle. This time I had Sandy Springs arrange a taxi for me. It was nice, walking out from the terminal and seeing a man holding a sign with my name, who upon presenting myself, quickly went and got the car to bring me the hotel. The ride still seemed long. He didn't seem to speak English so there was no conversation. But, he got me to the hotel safe and certainly a little faster than if I had done the van ride. Of course, I wonder if I should have save the money and take a van ride!

Arriving before sunset I got my camera out to get some sunset shots. The clouds were not cooperating, so the sunset was not very photogenic. One thing I noticed is that the Chinese invasion has reached Phuket. There was no bus load after bus load of them unloading onto the beach, but they made a sizeable presence on the beach.

I returned to the hotel after the sun was well below the horizon to file my Day 6 Pattaya report then eat dinner, then to rest a bit. I was in no hurry to get to Bangla Road (BR). I could tell that even on a Tuesday night it would be hopping.

I got well rested in my week in Bangkok. Maybe too well rested. I had gotten a little lazy. BR is just a very short walk from the hotel, and I did not leave the hotel until around 10:30 PM. As I thought, it was hopping. I did my thing of walking up and down the road multiple times, seeing what all was happening and checking for pretty girls dancing and for FL girls. I was not overly impressed with the FL girls, the prettiest one being a he. Sheesh. There were some hot dancers, and after working up a big sweat from the walking and humidity, I went over to sit down at Oscars, which is located on the north side close to the east entrance. I sat down at the feet of a dancer I liked the looks of, and she and a couple of girls took notice. The one I liked bent down to introduce herself and soon I was quenching my thirst with soda water while she cooled me down with a cool cloth. She challenged me to a game of, oh, I forget now, the one with the round game pieces where you try to get 4 in a row. I always lose these games to these girls. Her name was Nana. She smiled a lot and seemed good natured. Not a super young spinner, but with a very slender body, and I knew this was the girl I wanted. Very sexy, pretty smile, reddish blonde hair that came down a little past her shoulders, with a tat just below her naval and a few on her back. Not overly petite, but close to ideal for me. Several other girls came over to play that game with me and, of course, get LDs. It was ok. Money is not a problem, but after a bit it was getting out of control when a 4th girl comes over. I had asked Nana earlier if she could be Bar Fined (BF) and she said yes. I finally asked if she wanted to leave with me, and she smiled and repeated yes. I asked about the BF and nearly changed my plans when she said it was 1,500! You have to be kidding me. A little bar like this with a BF like that?! I pondered a bit about whether I wanted to go through with this. I asked about her rate, and she said we could discuss it at the hotel. Well, hmmm. OK, I said. I have had good experiences with negotiating back at the hotel, so with some of the control reverting back to me, I felt comfortable. Plus, this girl was really looking good. I paid the drink bill (over 1600) then she brought the BF bill over, and I paid 2000. She returned the change, which was 4 100's and 5 20's. She wanted me to tip whomever! I said no way was I going to give a tip for a bar fine! I mean, really! Who expects a tip for a bar fine?

Nana's English was not too bad, and away from the garish music she was easier to understand. I learned she was 29 and the mother of a 7 year old. I kind of thought she was at least 25, but the age didn't surprise me too much, but her having a kid? That body? She said she had to have a see-Section, so hopefully her V was still nice and tight. We took a shower and she cleaned me up, with lots of smiles, and then to bed. Her body was warm and smooth, and the hair soft to touch. We undress and she then asks how much I will give her. She is happy when I say 1500. Whew. So we get started. She was stingy with the kisses, and she got to the BBBJ a little too quickly, but it was not rushed and quite good. Then the cover went on, she climbed on top and, yes, she was still tight. She kind of wiggeled her way on and thus started a very nice round of adult play. Now, I have not had a release in 10 days. Fortunately, I had few problems this time and I was able to release when I wanted. It felt pretty good after so long, but these danged condoms, even my 01's, still take so much of the feeling away that I wonder how successful I will be in my remaining days. Bummer.

Nana was good and I can recommend her, but she was not GFE. At the end, some more lip kissing was allowed, and I think after a second visit she would open up more. She hinted about us doing something together during the day. I mentioned I wanted to tour the islands and she seemed like she would like to go. She clearly wants me to stop back by Oscar the next night but, well, I am not sure I will. The BF just seems too high. But if I see her again, I won't BF her, I will just have her come over for FL. And, really, with so many other hotties, why would I want to have her come over? But, she was fun and maybe I will want someone to accompany me on a day trip, who knows at this point? I do think we got along and felt comfortable with each other.

Anyway, night one in Phuket turned out nice. Tomorrow, I will stay in town and go revisit that one MP I had a great time in last November. Then BR again in the evening. Might even drop by Christin's depending on how the MP goes. Thursday and Friday I think I want to go on some tours.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1874646]Phuket Trip Report Day 1.

I asked about the BF and nearly changed my plans when she said it was 1,500! You have to be kidding me. A little bar like this with a BF like that?! I pondered a bit about whether I wanted to go through with this.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I agree, this is crazy! Prices have skyrocketed in Phuket only during the last year. The standard barfine for bares along Bangla Road is now 1.500 baht or even 1.700 baht in some bars. If you go to the side-Soi's the barfine is a "mere" 1.000 baht.

Just a few years ago the standard barfine in Phuket was 500-600 baht.

Standard short time rate for a lady is 2.000 baht with some asking 3.000 and a few willing to go for 1.500.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1874646] I was not overly impressed with the FL girls, the prettiest one being a he. Sheesh. [/QUOTE]Also agree on this one. The prettiest FL ladies, both on the street and in the night clubs, are not a she but a he!

Phuket is not such a good place for mongering anymore!

[QUOTE=ALion2;1875006]Phuket is not such a good place for mongering anymore![/QUOTE]Thanks FL for another amazing report. I knew Phuket was going downhill but 1500+ BF is ludicrous imo. I can get a nice good service oriented girl at Kinnaree or soi 6 in Pattaya for less including the bar fee. Good thing the girl accepted 1500. I personally wouldn't risk a 1500 BF then have the girl in my room tell me it's 3000ST / 5000+ LT.

I know some Pattaya gogo girls who went down to Phuket thinking they were going to make more there. They all came back in a month or so.

I don't know about today, but 23 years ago the best place for mongering was in Phuket Town. Had some soapies and also some Thai massage places with pretty nice girls that you could take back to your Hotel room.

Everything about Phuket Patong has always had a higher price than elsewhere I reckon. Bungalows were pricey. Food was pricey, etc. Hotels pricey. As a tourist I would not go there anymore. Been there a few times and bored now. For mongering I would not go there either, unless looking for fabulous ladyboys. LOL.

Anyway guys need to get their purpose straight. I suppose its an okay Place if you want drink [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and beech a bit and monger a bit, but still not my choice for any of those. My first trip to Phuket was actually 32 years ago. It has got more and more busy, worse and worse. If mongering is intention, I agree with others that Pattaya is much easier.

If you want beauty of nature, can do better, with Krabi, Phi Phi, Koh Lipe, Koh Adang, etc. If you are a beer drinking German bikie, Phuket might be your big favorite.

Nothing wrong with going to Phuket Patong beech, of course if you are not yet bored with it. However I certainly am bored by it, since long ago. I don't need a street of a thousand bars. (exaggeration of course).

In Dec-Jan, the beeches are more beautiful on the Andaman side of Thailand, so Phuket is an option. On Koh Samui side, beeches become beautiful a bit later, late Jan onwards perhaps, but Feb safer. Dirty sea water in December.

Phuket Trip Report. Day 2.

Thought I would visit a MP. I went back to Roongthip 1 on Soi Kapsap where I had an awesome experience with Bnow last November. Alas, I so no decent girls there, so I kept walking. Just beyond the place some Indian dude came up to me and said I was a very lucky man, saying he would be able to tell me how many brothers and sisters I had, how old I was, etc. Yeah, yeah. I said I was a scientist and walked on. No idea what he was trying to take me for, but don't use superstition on me.

I continued to walk to beach road, then headed back north. I did end up at a soi MP place, seeing Lat at Marin Massage on Soi Post Office. She was probably in her early 30's, a few pounds over, but still attractive and quite doable. I really had no idea what to expect here, but ended up with a rub and tug only. She wanted 1000 for the rub, but that was too expensive. 500 was more like it. She did a good job and, of course, I chose not to release at this point, though I think I probably could have. Like most Thai women in this situation, she took it as a personal challenge to get me to get off, and after the massage session was over she started rubbing again to try. Felt good. She stayed dressed but let me roam. She spoke good English and we rather hit it off. If FS was offered I would have done it. As is, I had to dress back into my sweaty clothes and now a stinky shirt (I folded them all up and put my shorts on top of the shirt should always try to let the shirt dry out). I left the place after a hug and walked around and ended up at Dairy Queen at the mall for a Blizzard (notice Thai's can't pronounce z's), then went back to the hotel to write and to rest for the rest of the afternoon.

Tonight the initial plan will be head to head back to BR. I may hit up Diablo's, where I have had decent luck in my past two visits. I will probably stay away from Oscar's, though I really did like Nana. Not yet sure if I will try another MP place before hitting BR. Need to find a place for dinner, too.

Well, no second MP later, but when I hit BR around 9:30 PM it was pretty busy again. It does seem like there are fewer gogo's than a year ago, and I am not sure to what extreme the coyotes have interfered. I mean, a year ago it seemed there were more opportunities here. I am not even sure if that big area of clubs on the south side near the east entrance simply has dancers to entice you to visit, or are they girls available for BF? I am hesitant to find out. A year ago, I BF'the a nice girl from the place where Lips is now. Six months ago, a dancer there saw me walking by and she motioned me inside. I came inside then she ignored me, not even trying to get a LD. I left a bit upset. And now, the same thing has happened pretty much. I let myself get dragged in by the girls outside, I am deposited in front of a dancer, I order my drink and. I am ignored. The dancer moves away and turns her back to me. I am nice, I haven't made any rude remarks or touched her or done anything! Oh well. My club soda was just 80 baht, but I am not sure I even finished it. When I left a lady who had been after me to come in looks at me with a questioning look, and I just shrug my shoulders and shake my head. Never again will I visit Lips. I guess I should not be too upset as I saved myself having to buy a few LDs perhaps.

I leave and walk around BR some more, eventually ending up walking by Lions Bar, which is right next to Lips in the same room. I am literally manhandled while being reluctantly dragged inside. OK, once inside, I am deposited by a pretty dancer who is doable. Before long, I have bought her and two friends who came over 3 LDs. It is ok. I know I need to ask if they can be bar fined first, but I don't, not even sure yet if I want to take one of them. The girls are nice and I really don't mind chatting for a bit. But the one I am most interested in leaves to dance after a bit, and I see she is really a bit larger than I want to take home. Another girl is not interesting to me, but is funny. Another girl seems to have really nice boobs, and she kisses me a little, but still not my type. I assume they can be taken home, but I am not interested. I pay the tab, leaving 700 baht poorer. My soda was 100 and the LDs were 200. I would return to Lions if they had some hot women.

I go down Soi Dragon, getting accosted at each bar or club it seems. I walk by SWs and when they try to drag me in I tell them no, that I have failed there with every visit. I won't waste my time or money there. Guaranteed wasted money on LDs here for me. It, now along with Lips, is on my banned list. For younger dudes with some money it might be great, but for older dudes with money, it doesn't seem to be so fine. I am done with the place. But I step into Diablo's next door, where I have had luck my last two times. Well, that string of luck is now broken. Maybe 8 girls in there, none really bad, but none really all that good either. Whopping 180 for a club soda. I leave before I finish my drink. I was ignored, but I am happy I didn't have to turn anyone away or be pressured for LDs. If my soda is 180, how much are LDs? I wonder if I can simply offer the girl 50 percent in cash the value of the LD. In talking to Fon, it seems many of the girls really do not like having to do LDs, that they don't always like the taste or all the alcohol (and the calories) they have to consume. But I guess they get extra credit in addition to money for the LDs, so they do it. Slow poisoning is how I view it.

Saw a few FL girls out. None were all that doable. Again, the prettiest one was a LB. How is this possible? Oscar again had some cuties, but I avoided the place. I think Nana is there, but I don't yet want to face her. I did step into Zanibar, who had a few cute girls. There were two I was interested in. One was a young spinner with a tiny body. The other was more mature, but with a nice slender body. Older, she smiled and paid some attention to me. Her name was Tai. She was dancing and had to stoop down to talk, but she had a nice smile and when she asked for a drink I asked about the BF. She was available and the BF was, yikes, the same whopping 1500 as Oscar's. Oh well. I approved the drink and she continued to dance, often smiling at me. It was getting late so I finally decided that she would meet my needs and I asked her if she wanted to leave with me. She said yes, asking if wanted ST or LT. I said ST was fine. She said the BF was 1000 and she was 2000. Oh, that is a little better, the BF, so I said yes. However, the girl handling the finances said, no, the BF was 1500, which matched what Tai first said so, OK, whatever. I should have asked Tai to lower her price, but whatever. I am not going to get bent out of shape over $14.

She puts some shorts on and top and off we go. Back at the hotel, she takes a shower by herself. Not a good sign, I always say in this situation. Then I take my shower. She is waiting for me on the bad wrapped in her towel. I lay next to her and she surprises me a bit by allowing me to cuddle up to her, and we start to touch and caress each other. No GFE yet, but it is starting off good with the warmth and closeness. But, too soon, she asks for a condom. No BJ. On goes the cover and she climbs aboard in cowboy. She does a good job and she feels good. I am wondering if a miracle might happen and I will be able to release for a second day in a row! We change to missionary and the feeling is good, but I refuse to release with doing her doggie first. These slender bodies were made for doggie! Haha We change to doggie and I am pounding but things are getting very dry. I pull out to get some lube and as I am starting to apply some, I notice the condom, the same Aoni's that broke on me before, had again broken! This brand is not very good for pounding in a dry V, even though they have tremendous tearing strength! The fact I could not feel a difference with them broken shows how dry she was. For a second I thought about just applying the lube and getting back to business. Going bareback inside her with lube would have been heavenly. But, no, I can't take that risk. And as I am pausing, she looks over and asks if it broke. Yes, I say. I give myself a quick wash and rinse then get out my reliable Sagami 01's, which I am in short supply of now, and things are much better now with the lube. I switch back to missionary and pound away some more and get soooo very close to the edge, but I can't release. Argh. I get off and rest for a few minutes. She is concerned and consoling, and allows me to climb back on after a rest. Again, I just can't get there, but the see I took earlier and the gentle stroking she continues to do is keeping me firm. She says my condom is too small for me. It does fit me tight, and can be difficult to roll on, but it doesn't really feel tight. It is made for Japanese and I guess I am larger than the average Asian. But, I have a few XLs with we, I had bought as part of a sale a while back just to see how they fit. They are regular thickness condoms. It was certainly not tight, but not so big for me that it will slip off. I used it but being thicker, even if loose fitting, did not make for a better feeling. So, no relief. I collapse next to her and we touch and caress again, even getting in a few light kisses.

But time is up and she needs to leave, especially if I can't finish. We shower together this time, showing she has taken a liking to me I like to thing, her washing and rinsing me. I am not keen on giving her a big tip, what with no BJ, but I do give her an extra 100 and she seems fine with it. Overall, she was a good experience though. Small A boobs, smooth firm body, dark blondish hair, probably around 30 realistically. In the light is where her age shows up more, but super cute body and she ended up being very comfortable to be around. One thing I have notice is that all of the Phuket girls thus far have been comfortable to be around. She did not seem to be in an overall hurry to leave, which was nice. She said she hoped to see me the next night. Well, duh. I treat my ladies fine so of course they would rather see me again than risk problems with some other dude. It has got to be hard on these girls going out with strangers who may have horrible bodies and are drunk or stink of BO or reek of tobacco smoke. Yuck.

In review, this has not been the greatest day, but not a disaster either. A semi-failed MP experience with only a HJ though she turned out to be a nice woman, then a nice time with Tai, but still nothing exactly close to a GFE or with thatn #10 hottie I am searching for. Sigh, do I actually break my vow and venture into SW one more time?

Side Note. I have become a bit disillusioned with Pucket as a place to monger. You can do it here, for sure, but I had once recommended newbies come here before Pattaya as a quieter, easier place to learn the ropes. Pattaya can be overwhelming! However, I am changing my advice now. Phuket is getting more difficult to figure out. I think Pattaya is by far the better place to do now. The first day or two might be difficult, but after that it is easy, and there are many opportunities. Phuket has no equivalent to Soi 6! There are so many more girls and clubs in Pattaya where the girls are readily available to take home. I really only visited Phuket this time as my Thai GF goes to the BKK airport with me to catch her flight home. I can't very well be seen with a plane or bus ticket to Pattaya can I? So I come to Phuket for a few days for alleged diving, then hop a plane to Pattaya. If she were not at the airport with me, I would be heading on a bus to Pattaya. Were I to do this again, I think I would take the flight to Phuket then take the next flight to UTP.

Phuket Report, Day 3.

Note: I am trying to get these reports out quickly, so please forgive any writing errors. I have noted that this site make some strange "corrections" to certain words and notations. I have no idea why. But I hope you can figure out what I am trying to say.

I started the mongering day heading back to Roongthip 1 around 2:30 PM, a massage place on Soi Kapsap I mentioned in yesterday's report. It is located near the why in the road. I had gone by yesterday to see if Bnow was there, who is the lady I had quite a moving experience with last November. Yesterday I simply walked by and didn't see her, but today I decided to ask about her. Yes, she was there but was with a client, and I could wait there or come back in 10 minutes. I said I would come back. I walked further west to the next MP place and there was young woman out front, tall and slender but with huge boobies. She had a nice face with a great smile and was happy to see me and wanted me to come in, but I said not yet and continued walking west. I really didn't find any other MP that had anyone interesting, so I headed back, deciding that if that big boobed girl did FS, I would go in. She was all smiles seeing me return, but when I asked if she did the boom, she said no, only a BJ. I said thanks and headed back to the Roongthip. Bnow was still busy but I accepted their offer to go inside to sit in the ac, but was promptly harassed when I forgot to take my shoes off! Haha. I apologized, removed the shoes and all was well. Inside, a really attractive, slender blonde woman called up to Bnow that a guy from America was there to see her. Hmm this girl is really attractive. Looks-wise, she was in the top tier of massage providers and could easily be a gogo dancer. Her legs, in particular, were remarkable in their shape and firmness. I was thinking of asking her to take me, that I could come back later for Bnow, but I didn't. Soon, Bnow and a man comes down and exits.

This is Bnow? Not quite as I remember. She seemed, well, to have put on a couple of extra pounds. I remember saying before she had a classic woman's body not thin, but neither fat. Now, she seemed shorter and had larger legs than I remember, and was approaching the point of definitely being overweight. She still had a pretty face and obviously those large breasts though. Well, too late now. But, soon enough, some of the magic returned. She claimed to remember me, but who knows? We went upstairs, I stripped then, rather than start a massage, she just had me lie down, then she strips and lies down next to me. It was intimate, and she looked at me lovingly (well, ok, I am taking license here, perhaps I should just say intently looked into my eyes with feigned passion) and cuddled right up to me. This was the magic I remembered. It was obviously faked as there were no kisses. Actually, when I was waiting on her and she and the guy came down, I could tell the man was really enraptured by her, the way he was acting. Sheeh, I have probably looked like that. You know better, but you still think you have a connection with this person. You don't, of course, and I almost started laughing when he left. You see, as soon as he stepped out the door, her smile for him went away, then she turned to me and the smile turned back on. Seeing this gave me a reality check, that no matter what, I am just a client and while she may give me a heavenly time, it is all acting.

Again, Bnow is from Malesia, so that and her big boobs (bolt ONS, but nicely done) gives her a different look than the standard northern Isaan girl. She is very seductive, the way she looks you in the eyes, and she soon starts to gently and slowly massage my manhood while cuddled up closely. This would be GFE if she kissed. Soon enough, she breaks out a condom, puts it on, and invites me to climb on top. I kind of like this. Most seem to start out in cowboy, whereas I like starting off in Missionary. I like positioning myself for the entry and being able to control the speed. I had earlier thought that if I was getting seconds of the day, she might be a little loose or otherwise tired, and she was indeed very easy to slip into. This grip was not as I remembered. Oh well. The feelings were a little less intense due to the lack of tightness, but it wasn't too bad, and with her pretty face and big boobs lying there below me, I felt I might even be able to release. But first, I wanted to try a few other positions. Doggie for a good long while, then her on top so I could better play with those boobs, then me back on top. I came close, but no release. Dern. I was trying to concentrate on the difference in feelings between skinny women and more full figured women. But that and the view of those boobs wasn't enough to get me off. I gave up. She tried with a BBHJ (never any oral). Then she got on top and rubbed her pussy up and down my still hard manhood, and that skin to skin contact and raw exposure to her juices (well, lube) was really nice. But still nothing. I am just thinking if she would slip me inside right there I would release in seconds, but that was out of the question. I commented on the issue with condoms and sensitivity, and she was sympathetic, but this was the closest to BB I was going to get, which is the way it has to be.

When I gave up for good, I was on my back and she cuddled up next to me on her side. We still had plenty of time left as there was no massage, and she continued to gently rubbing me down there, which felt really good. I commented that lying next to a pretty girl while she played with me like that would be an awesome way to fall asleep. Well, she took me literally and for a good 10 to 15 minutes, we just rested and acted like we were going to sleep. It was very relaxing and intimate. Then time was up, we got dressed (no shower at all), and it was time to leave. She was nice the whole time, with the only thing reminding me this was just a job for her was the lack of kissing. We had never discussed money. At the end, I gave her 2000 for the house, her fee and tip. It was worth it for me.

To be honest, if I were walking by the place and didn't know who she was from before, I would not have considered her. But, she is still one of those women who can seduce a man even if she is not a thin model. She has that ability to make your feel special they was she looks at you and smiles. She seems to know what you want and, if within her limits, she will do it. So, no regrets about seeing her again, even if she is a bit larger than before, and though part of my memories from last time have been ruined to an extent, she was still worth the visit. I won't ever see her again, but this was a good second, last visit. Were I to go back, I would want be with the blonde.

Back at the hotel, I made my belated airplane reservations to UTP for Saturday. I love that the Asian airlines don't play games with the airfares. Two days in advance and I still get the cheap fare! I should arrive in Pattaya late in the evening Saturday, for my final 5 days in Thailand. I have two more nights and one day left to party here in Phuket. I thought I would take a tour or something during one or two of the days, but I am being lazy. I seem to have a bit of an active colon, so I don't want to risk, well, you know. I figure if / when I return to Thailand, I will get my Thai GF to then join me down here for some legitimate fun where we can take the tours and see the beautiful islands and all that Phuket has to offer couples. As is, frankly, even with all the women I have been with, there is loneliness with the single life and seeing even the young Chinese couples romp and play in the sand reminds me that even though I am spending time with some young, hot women, it is all fake. Oh, there are some real moments with a few of the girls, but that is probably because they are lonely too. Far from home, maybe having left family behind to come down here to screw men to make money, can be very lonely. There are a few times, I suppose, where provider and client can share a moment, though briefly.

Enough of that! For tonight, I plan to hit BR around 10 PM I suppose. Maybe I will hit up Tai Pan this time. I almost did that yesterday. Still not really keen on discos for meeting girls, as I am old and have a lot of trouble understanding speech in high noise environments. I brought some ear plugs which work well, having used them for a while in Pattaya, but those things have to make me look like a nerd. Oh well, I already have a bit of tinnitus, and sure don't want it to get worse.

I headed to WS late, around 9 PM but before having dinner. Busy as usual. Nana from Oscar sees me and waves. I go over, but tell her I am looking for dinner and will see her later. I admit to having a nice feeling when I am near her. I really don't want to pay that BF, so I doubt I will BF her later. I think about telling her to come see me at the hotel after she gets off work, but I don't. Anyway, I walk down beach road for a while looking for food, but end up returning to WS and I try KFC again. Last year I ate here and the chicken fingers were horrible. I could barely eat them and threw most away. This time, they were edible, but still not like back home. And their fries? Please, bring biscuits to these international locations!

I resume my walking up and down BR. I just now realize this horribly ugly girl who had bugged me on my last two trips was not here. Thank god.

I get grabbed by that woman in front of Lips again. I hold my ground. She asks why I don't go inside. I say I have struck out there several times now so no more. She lets go. Yep, Lips in on my avoid list now. I am not really finding too much that interests me. I avoid the gogos on Soi Sea Dragon for some reason. I see the same old FL girls, who do not interest me much. Around midnight it starts to rain. I return to my hotel, but the rain is brief and within 30 minutes I am back out. I go back to WS to check on FL girls again, and I hope the rain will lower prices of any girl I might want to take home, but really see nothing all that good. I look over at Oscar's but I don't see Nana. I go by Zansibar and the girls I had seen yesterday, except for one, have been nowhere to be found all day.

So I decide to try Tai Pan. If I lose there, being it is 12:45 AM now, I can still go back to WS and find someone. I go in and it is just on the verge of getting busy. I am shown a table off to the side by the stage. I actually order a real drink, though one of the fruity kinds, and I try to enjoy the scene. I am there for at least 30 minutes and nothing seems to be happening but I think I might order one more drink before calling it quits, when a cute girl walks by. I see her as she approached and I smiled. She smiled back and as she passed by she pinched me. Ok, cool. A little while later she comes back and wants to dance with me. Ok. I don't really dance, but whatever. She is cute and her name is Bee (ugh, or was it Bell? Slender, long, styled black hair, great legs, small boobs, but really nice looking with a great smile. I am surprised a girl this pretty is hitting on me. She is there with some girlfriends and they have a table up front right by where the entertainers sing and perform. She / they are drinking rum and coke. They have a bottle of rum, several bottles of coke and a bowl of ice there. So we dance and she is coming on to me. It is very loud and I just can't understand words well in high-noise environments, but I figure out that she wants me to take her home and will spend the night. I say ok and she asks what I will give her. I say 2000. Fine. So as we continue to dance she kisses me and makes all kind of intimate contact with me. Every few songs she refreshes her drink, so she has to be a bit drunk. We finally leave a bit after 2:40 AM and go my hotel. She seems slightly wasted and she collapses on the bed and tells me to go take a shower. I do, then she takes one which seems to revive her, then she says to get out a condom. We kiss and touch and she says she wants me to eat her. Well, ok. I should say that, naked, I was a bit disappointed. She has an ugly see-section scar, so the tummy wasn't as firm as I had expected, and her boobs were small A's, not firm at all. Age, sheesh, late 20's? Early to mid 30's? I was hoping for a semi-GFE and it was close, I suppose, but still it all seemed contrived. I mean, she wanted me to make her come, but it seemed more like she was saying that to get me to come. She was a bit too vocal at times, and kept saying "why you do this to me? Signifying the pleasure I was supposedly giving her. I suppose it did feel good for her, but I really don't know if she ever came or to what extent the whole thing was fake. I mean, this was not a pickup of me because she liked me. It was a pure business transaction though, at least in the bar, she made it seem real.

After some kissing and touching, she said "I want you to eat me". I don't normally do this with hookers, but this had more of the appearance of a pickup and she was clean, so I did. I dined on Asian for a while, then she wanted to eat me, which she did for too short a time, then she said she wanted "to pfuck" and she put on the Aoni condom. She climbed on and she felt none too bad. She did a good job. She then wanted me on top and she was starting to feel really good. Yes, I can come with this girl tonight! But not yet, I wanted to do doggy her. So I pull out and she gets into the position and I start to enter her and. No! No condom! What happened? Where did it go? Yes, it had slipped off and was inside her. Sheesh. Never had this happen! So that is why things were feeling so good, I was going bareback. Man! Not sure whether to beg her to continue like that or if I need to be rushing to the shower. I rush to the shower. No telling.

I get out an old Adam and Eve condom I brought for a spare that I bought a few years before I found the thin ones. I put it on, added some lube and put it inside her and. I could not feel a freaking thing. Not a freaking thing. Sheesh. It was horrible. I pulled it off and put back on another Aoni, making sure I left some room at the tip. With some lube, I entered again at there was some feeling, but nothing like going bare. Soon, I realized I was not going to be able to release. Sheesh. Two days now and nothing.

She kept wanting to cum, but really she wanted me to come. I tried and tried but was wearing myself out. I was about to give up, but she rolls on her side and we do spoon. We do that for a long time. She seems to be enjoying it, but it is very late and she is starting to doze and I am super tired as well. I finally pull out, shower and crawl back in bed and soon we go to sleep, her cuddled close to me. This part was GFE, her all close to me and us in intimate contact. Next morning, she wakes around 9:30, apparently hung over, but still in contact with me. It seems she is comforted by the closeness as well. She says she is hungry. I have to read some messages on my phone and she lies close. I get up to use the bathroom and return to her cuddled up in the fetal position. I ask if she wants to rest and she says yes, so I do some work on the computer, and I am writing all of this now with her ten feet away from me, sleeping.

She finally wakes up for good at 11:30. She is really hung over bad! I give her a quick massage and then she dresses. She wants to leave, so nothing said about food. She says she does this to get some money to make ends meet, and that she was happy she met a nice man like me, as some are real dicks (my words). So, as I assumed, she does this a fair bit and most iss an act. She gives a me a few kisses and gets up leave. She said she normally gets between 2000 to 3000, but I got the hint that she kind of accepts any reasonable offer, but less than 2000 is mentally difficult for her. I give her the agreed 2000 and she slowly walks out. Yep, she is hung over bad. I watch her approach the stairs to go down (from the third floor). She is kind of doing the walk of shame thing, still in her disco outfit with super high heeled shoes. In her condition, she needs to go slow. I offer to help her down, but she says she will be ok. I watch her exit the hotel from my window and see her hail a motorbike. I grab a few pictures as she rides away. She said she would be at Tai Pan tonight and she would not drink (as much) and would like to see me again. Probably not. Nice for a one nighter, but no more. It was fun, but the body under the clothes was not something I find attractive enough to want to give up seeing someone else.

I have crossed over into Day 4 here. Later today, I may search out another MP place. I may perhaps hit Christin's instead, then tonight Friday night back to WS. I guess I will avoid Tai Pan, but maybe not. I do think I got very lucky there. I was a little surprised that amongt she several friends, I was the only guy. I might try Seduction for a while over Tai Pan if I out late, or experiment around with a club or two which I am not sure has carry out or not. I have a suspicion this may be my last night ever in Patong. I am getting too old for all this running around. If I monger again, it will be limited to Pattaya. Things are easier there.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1875529]
Side Note. I have become a bit disillusioned with Pucket as a place to monger. You can do it here, for sure, but I had once recommended newbies come here before Pattaya as a quieter, easier place to learn the ropes. Pattaya can be overwhelming! However, I am changing my advice now. Phuket is getting more difficult to figure out. I think Pattaya is by far the better place to do now. The first day or two might be difficult, but after that it is easy, and there are many opportunities. Phuket has no equivalent to Soi 6! There are so many more girls and clubs in Pattaya where the girls are readily available to take home. [/QUOTE]Thanks. I'm sold I will stick around in Pattaya until I get sick of it.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1875611]She finally wakes up for good at 11:30. She is really hung over bad! I give her a quick massage and then she dresses. She wants to leave, so nothing said about food.

I watch her exit the hotel from my window and see her hail a motorbike. I grab a few pictures as she rides away. [/QUOTE]If you want to go to lunch with them just ask them they will rarely turn down free food. Then again, you girl seemed to be in pretty bad shape.

Also just ask them for pics. Gogo and FL girls will usually say yes. A bit more difficult for me at least to have girls at Kinnaree or MP's (Sabai, Honey, etc.) let me take pics in there place of employment. However, BF them and they too will allow whatever photos you want.

Thanks Terwage. Have you tried the Katherine's outcall service? Also, regarding the lady bars in Kamala. You said on main road east side. Are they dodgy? Safe area? Or far from town? Walking distance. I am with some co-workers so I need to be discreet of bringing them back to my place.

Know the name of these places?

Sorry for the many questions. Just can't find a lot of research about the scene in Kamala despite RTFF.

Spent 5 nights at the Lantern Resorts in Patong Beach last week. It was my first time in Phuket. The hotel is decent, close to the action, yet still rather quite.

I went to Christine's Massages every day to check out their line up. I ended up getting three soapies. They were all solid, nothing to write home about. With 3. 3 k THB and no BBJ quite pricey though.

I had 6 massages at different places. I never asked for any kind of Happy Ending before booking a massage. 2 x no Happy Ending was offered. Of course these were the best massages. The other times I got all sorts of prices. Handjobs varied from 500-1. 5 k THB. CBJ 1 k-2. 5 k THB, FS 2-4 k THB. I always tried to get a BBJ but there was no way I could get this for 1 k THB. They also didn't want to do a BBJ at all, only one girl said OK, but for 2 k THB (and no CIM). LOL. I ended up getting one hand job and one CBJ from the 6 massages.

I tried out the Gogo Bars and have to say that Suzy Wong is #1. I liked the girls there. I ended up barfining Ploy for 2 k and then 3 k for LT. She was good. But for 5 k + drinks too expensive for a repeat.

I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.

I checked out the night clubs Illuzion, White Room, Seduction and Tiger Disco. Tiger was the best and here it was no problem checking out some Thai girls. However the line up there was not so much to my taste. Mostly too old. I was looking for some early / mid 20's. I didn't end up going out with a freelancer, but had some fun in Tiger with some girls who were there just enjoying themselves. I saw some freelancers in the other clubs, only a handful, so I didn't really bother chasing them.

I liked the Crazy Horse Circus Bar. Friendly staff, relaxed atmosphere and nice dancers. I got my eye on one of the girls there and barfined her for 800 THB and paid 2 k THB for LT. She was also good and at that rate worth a repeat.

All in all it was a nice and short 5 day stay. I had a fun time, but my expectations were rather low to be honest. It was very hot, the beach was quite empty, the water also not really refreshing. Also, I was really surprised how diverse the tourist crowd was. It is an interesting place for people watching. Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Indian, Australian, Arab, Euro, etc. Quite funny. I booked one tour to James Bond Island which was nice to kill some time too.

[QUOTE=Renegade23;1876267]I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Thanks. That's annoying. Wonder why Phuket differs from Bangkok and Pattaya.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1876269]Thanks. That's annoying. Wonder why Phuket differs from Bangkok and Pattaya.[/QUOTE]I was in Phuket (my favorite spot in Thailand) and did not experience what Renegade mentions. I went to several go-go's in Phuket and was able to run a tab and settle up at the end. Same as in Pattaya and Bangkok.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1876281]I was in Phuket (my favorite spot in Thailand) and did not experience what Renegade mentions. I went to several go-go's in Phuket and was able to run a tab and settle up at the end. Same as in Pattaya and Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Perhaps different policies in different agogos. In Suzi Wongs you never get a tab, always pay drink by drink.

[QUOTE=Renegade23;1876267]
I really disliked that I had to pay in these Gogo Bars after each drink and they didn't want to keep a tab like in Bangkok.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I had no problems in the BR bars running tabs. However, at Tai Pan I had to pay upon delivery. I guess the agogos will run tabs, but not the discos?

Phuket Trip Report Day 5 Final.

This is my last day / night in Phuket. I am really ready to get out of here and on to Pattaya tomorrow. Actually, after 2-1/2 weeks, I am ready to go home! Nice place to visit and monger, but too much about the USA I miss. Free refills for one!

Anyway, after Bee left, I worked on these reports (oh the hours I am spending documenting my trip for myself and for you all guys in payback for those who have come before), then ended up at Subway for lunch (dern, I hate paying for drink refills). After a rest and doing some work, I headed out to find a MP place at about 3:30. I walked down to Soi Kapsap. I contemplated stopping in at Christin's but didn't. I was not relishing spending 3000 baht for an uninspired body slide. I mean, once or twice they are ok as a novelty, but the thrill has largely worn off so I decided to concentrate on regular MP places. Turning off on Soi Kapsap several ladies came out to tempt me. One was a tiny lady, older, who was desperate. She came right out and offered boom boom. Um, maybe 15 years ago, but not now. A big fat woman grabs hold of me, a tactic usually used by ladyboys. I don't think she is a LB, but she says she hasn't had a customer all day and she wants me to be her first. She won't let go of me! I finally wiggle away from her, remaining nice and smiling the whole time, but she would have pay me to touch my private parts. I reach the place where Bnow works, but don't see her nor the blonde, not that I will even be with Bnow again. I turn towards the beach and the place where the big boobed youngster yesterday offered only a BJ had been. She was not there and the one who was looked a bit on the large side. I walked all the way to the beach but didn't see anyone at a MP who suited me. I walked down past BR, passing several MPs, eventually coming to Passion Massage on the east side. There was a very doable girl there who I agreed to give me an oil massage. At first I wondered if she was a LB. She was taller than most Thai girls, but she had a female voice and wasn't overly made up with makeup, and no sign of an Adam's apple, and the size of the boobs matched the body, so I presumed she was safe. She took me inside and into the back, in a large room with perhaps 10 mattresses on the floor with curtains. There was already someone there at the far end, and she puts me in the middle. Long story short, she started off with me on my back, then on the flip she started with the legs and soon started the accidental brushing of the boys to gage my reaction, which got a positive response, she offered a HJ and BJ. I asked how much for the BJ. I really wanted boom boom, but that was not available from her. She asked what I would pay for a BJ. I said 1000. She countered with 2000. I said no, that was too much. She came back with 1500, I still said that was too much, but she would not go any lower. Fine. She was pleasant, reasonably attractive, had a good womanly figure, maybe around 30, if that, with braces and one of the better looking MP providers out there, other than that blonde I mentioned yesterday. She went on and finished me up. Overall, a good massage. The price there for an oil massage was higher than typical, being 400. I paid with a 1000 note and let her keep the change. She seemed a little surprised as we had made no deals, and I probably did overpay for the 2 minute HJ she gave "gratis", but whatever.

I then went back to the hotel to rest up for my last night in Phuket. I really need to be looking for my #10 hottie. I have had a couple of really cute girls, but noting all that outstanding. Bee could have been close, and would have been a 10 were it not for her childbirth scaring her body. Nana and Tai were cute, but more like 8's. I think I would have to venture into SW or wait for my return to Pattaya to get that 9 or that rare 10.

Well, being a Friday BR was really hopping. I ventured out about 9 PM, again leaving early to search for food. I ended up at McDonald's. Sheesh. In Pattaya I mostly stick to more native-cooked foods, so I am sure I must be putting on some fat. I walk plenty, but you have walk quite a ways to burn up even a regular order of fries. After by poor decision to superize, rather can carouse up and down BR for hours, I pretty much bee lined to Nana at Oscars. I had been thinking of her and I am so tired from getting so little sleep last night I took the lazy approach and decided to BF her again. Like before, she broke out some games to play and some friend got involved and before I know it I have a bar tab almost of 1500, just like the last time. And, this time, I didn't win a single game. I was starting to figure out their strategy but was unable to implement a defense. Sheesh, I have advanced college degrees and this low-educated girls from Isaan are whipping my intellectual but. Oh well, it was fun, but I finally drew the line and got the BF out of the way so I could leave. It was maybe 11:30 when we left.

I already describe Nana in, I think, my Day 1 report. Unfortunately, the second time was not as good. Perhaps being early she wanted to get back and hope for another BF, she was more rushed this time. I thought she had said that she was going to give me an extra hour but, in bed, she was not going slow. She did state that she had no boy friend and talked about marrying me and stuff. I just played along. Sure, baby, you and your kid can come to America and live with me. Just try getting a visa, baby. I sort of hoped to get a nice GFE out of it, but maybe she was trying to play her own game, as her performance would not exactly want a man to marry her and her pace picked up. Decent BBBJ, but too short. The rest was pretty standard. But, yes, I did release with some effort finally, so I think she is the only girl in Phuket I managed to release with. So, she felt OK inside and was pretty enough to again get me over the edge. But I sure hate condoms. I still highly recommend her, but perhaps not for seconds. Again, 1,500 for the BF and 1,500 for her. But to avoid another 1500-plus, don't be such a nice guy with the LDs for her friends. LDs as well as the BFs here are overpriced and they add up quickly. I was at nearly 4500 total cost for an overall so-so session.

Not much more to say about Nana. Nice girl and worth being with once, but not twice. Some will wonder why I would repeat, especially when it seems my repeats are never as good as the first time. I guess laziness, or hoping that a second time will bring more intimacy and closeness. Second times don't really seem to ever be much better. Seconds with Fon have been total disasters; same old with Bee of Sugar Baby; same-old with the SW from last November. Only Jiam from Soi 6 was an improvement. Maybe it takes more than 2 times, and maybe it also takes chemistry. Or maybe the age difference is simply too much too overcome.

So, off to bed and in the morning I will do my final packing, try to get this story finished and out, then hopefully enjoy my remaining 5 days in Thailand in Pattaya before the exhausting trip back home and the two weeks it takes to get over the jet lag.