FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Neoman1; 1264488]Hello,

I have been a silent reader of the reports here and they have been very informative. Thanks to all the members for the valuable contribution. I am a complete newbee and obviously venturing into the mongering scene. I am travelling to berlin in the weekend of 19-22 April on business and mustering enough courage to visit this fabulous place as you guys described. Artemis. I am a rather shy person. So needed a few words of encouragement / tips to enjoy my time there. If not for this forum, I would not have been excited to visit the place at all. Just a few questions. And I would appreciate a response from you all.

1. I am an Indian guy. Because of my identity will I be be perceived differently?

2. When I change into the bathrobe. Can I have my underwear on? Not too comfortable with my nudity. Rather inexperienced on that front.

3. Can we carry a book to the place and chill out during the resting times?

Look forward to hearing from the gurus here.[/QUOTE]Take this from a guy that have only been there once, and also have problems with being nude in front of others.

I visited about a month ago and I went alone. I found it weird to go to the shower, because you have to put your bathrobe in one room and walk 5-10 steps into the shower. And you can almost be seen from the lobby / locker area. The first 10-15 minutes was a bit weird, but then you realize that there are guys at the place, more ugly and fat than you. With smaller penises too! And they don't look like they give a fuck, so why should you?

I went on a Sunday and it was a quiet day. Did not see any indian guys, but I saw "normal white" (in a way that those types are 90% of the people you see on the street in Berlin) european men, some turkish guys (pretty funny actually, one of them told me he was a cab driver in Manhatten, Ny York, and made TONS of cash, and his friend and I just laughed at / with him.) and some japaneese guys.

I think you can wear underwear underneath your bathrobe, but you get a robe that is so big that you can close it and not having your skin showing. You have to be really well endosed and your penis has to be were your socks usually stop, for it to hang down below the bathrobe.

Well except for that well known website, berlindong.com, who hang out on the other side of the Autobahn with high powered infrared photography equipment trying to snap dong photos through the heavily smoked front door glass, nobody gives a rats ass about your equipment.

But if you are shy you can always take your shower downstairs or even wait and ask the girl to use the upstairs private shower before the session. I agree with Charlie though. Such machinations and / or wearing underpants will show you off as a mark and are likely to destroy whatever credibility a man has left after showing up at Berlin's premier who*ehouse.

Let's face it, if a bit of semi public nudity is really such an issue maybe FKK is not really for you? You could always visit a bordello instead. If I were you though I would simply treat it as a "growth" (no pun intended) experience and bare all for all to see.

AM

Neo-it is not common, but you can see a few men wearing their underwear around Artemis, on any given evening. I absolutely would not worry about it-if you feel more comfortable doing so, do it. Nobody cares. You might feel a little more obvious in the slow part of the day, but as things fill up, I assure you the girls have plenty of other things on their minds (eg cash-oh sorry, I meant romance). In any case, men sitting at the bar or walking around have their bathrobes closed so really, in all public areas apart from the showers and pool, your little linga isn't visible anyway. Either way, it is not an issue. Be yourself, and do what makes you comfortable.

As you get settled in, you might just get in the swing of things, as the men are there to look at the girls, not you. After a good session, putting on underwear will be the last thing on your endomorphine flushed mind, and you might just get in the swing of things. Hell, once on a warm summer eve, I left Artemis late and was so morphed I did not realise I was still naked until after the 2nd S-Bahn stop. Part of the fun of Artemis is just romping around fairly naked, and seeing all the naked girls will make it normal. Very German thing and you know, do as the locals do. You might learn to enjoy it. For me, it was the most fun part I had during last Sat night's low octane visit. Hopefully by the time you arrive, the line-up will be back to full strength. Just keep your monger wits about you and as Charlie123 said, read through the forum thoroughly about how to navigate. And just take it slow.

Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.

@Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.

@Rocketboy, @Charlie, @granthree. Cheers.

I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.

Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of or need to do for a better experience?

BTW : Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India :-D

Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.

@Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.

@Rocketboy, @Charlie, @granthree. Cheers.

I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.

Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of?

Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India.

Thank you all for your advice and feedback. I'm sure everyone will have better things to watch and do there, it is just me seeking some courage and push.

Angus. Great blog and lots of information on the forum and went through the youtube video from station to the place as well. Awesome.

Rocketboy, Charlie, granthree. Cheers.

I'll follow the crowd. From what I have read. The place seems like a paradise. And the fun part seems to be the complete experience of the place than just going to the bordello.

Did not intend to dig deep into the recommended girls. For a first timer, I 'm sure will be spoilt for choice. Thought will go with the flow. Anything I should be wary of?

Also planning to visit the Kashima place one evening. We don't have the "lingam" massage here in India :-D

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1264801]Well except for that well known website, berlindong. Com, who hang out on the other side of the Autobahn with high powered infrared photography equipment trying to snap dong photos through the heavily smoked front door glass, nobody gives a rats ass about your equipment.

AM[/QUOTE]LMAO. Oh boy, I nearly wetted myself when I read that post. Thanks for posting so wittily.

Every year, Artemis goes through two seasons of ebb and flow. [post=1137776]March[/post] And, from what I hear, August mean a relative staleness in the girl population. Some good girls disappear, and not many new faces arrive. Even the tried and true beauties start becoming less exciting when they're the only game in town. This is the season when the experienced monger may even return home ungepopped.

But every night has its dawn. Right after these dead months, new girls start coming out of the woodwork during the April-May and September-October periods. It is these two periods, when I've consistently met my favourites.

I haven't visited Artemis for the last three weeks, but I can certainly empathize with the experienced monger's despair during that time. However, if the last few years are any sign, a new wave of excitement is awaiting us in the following weeks.

[QUOTE=Nebula2001; 1264952]Every year, Artemis goes through two seasons of ebb and flow. [post=1137776]March[/post] And, from what I hear, August mean a relative staleness in the girl population. Some good girls disappear, and not many new faces arrive. Even the tried and true beauties start becoming less exciting when they're the only game in town. This is the season when the experienced monger may even return home ungepopped.

But every night has its dawn. Right after these dead months, new girls start coming out of the woodwork during the April-May and September-October periods. It is these two periods, when I've consistently met my favourites.

I haven't visited Artemis for the last three weeks, but I can certainly empathize with the experienced monger's despair during that time. However, if the last few years are any sign, a new wave of excitement is awaiting us in the following weeks.[/QUOTE]Very nice to read, although I had a great time on my last visit.

If we manage to drive up there (and it only depends on the weather and the balls we will have) I'll be spending a couple of days at Art at the end of April.

If we are "unlucky" we will stop in the Stuttgart / Frankfurt area.

Let you know through pm / mail etc.

Ciaoooo!

Kimino

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1264844]And just take it slow.[/QUOTE]Haha RB, that's easier said than done. Neoman's questions just reminded me about my very first visit to Artemis last November. Funny that I had those same questions about underwear, but see it as a cultural education. I just felt so good without any underwear and it makes it so more easy for the girls to feel you up as well, if you don't mind that. I certainly don't!

My guess is that Neoman is going to get sharked within the first 5 minutes of entering Artemis, just as I was! Luckily I was "sharked" by the Czech goddess Shiva, and it turned out to be one of the most memorable sessions at Artemis!

Can't wait to be back in Berlin, but I still have to wait the end of May! Good luck Neoman, you'll need it, and BTW you only need to thank us once!

[QUOTE=Granthree;1264670]You have to be really well endosed and your penis has to be were your socks usually stop, for it to hang down below the bathrobe.[/QUOTE]Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.

[QUOTE=Toscana;1265064]Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.[/QUOTE]Why don't you do like me? I just wrapped it around my waist. That way I had some time to rest!

[QUOTE=Toscana;1265064]Shit. Now I finally realise why I kept getting such admiring looks at Artemis.[/QUOTE]T-numerous studies have shown that most men think they are more well-endosed, than they actually are. It could even mean being over-dosed.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1265071]T-numerous studies have shown that most men think they are more well-endowed, than they actually are. It could even mean being over-dosed.[/QUOTE]Well every time I go to Artemis, I have my dick check out the lineup. When it's good, I follow and pay the entrance fee then. The girls love it. The only downside is, being so far behind my best friend, I can't actually see, who's stroking him.

Neoman1:

Do not wear underwear under your bathrobe unless you bring several pairs and change after every session / shower.

Expert tip: Just wear a towel around your waist, under the bathrobe, then grab a new towel after every session / shower. Throw the used towels in the can where the cleaning ladies fetch them.

Norjan