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I saw Bo Bo on Friday. I was a bit distracted at first with her husband doing some work outside the house and her little kid playing in the yard. Her face looks ok for an African, but her body is not attractive. She was fat but her chest was as flat as a pancake. No tits whatsoever. Massage was just ok. When I was lying face down she didn't stroke my dick and balls like the asian masseuses do, so when it was time to flip over, I didn't have a hard on. Since her body was not attractive, I was unable to get hard by looking at her, so I began to try to get myself hard using my hand (which didn't work). It was only then that she asked if I want extras. She said she would not remove her clothes (thank God!) but would give me a hand job if I pay her an extra $40. The massage without the hand job was $60, so it would have been $100 for the massage plus hand job which I think is a rip off! I just said finish the massage and I'll pass on the hand job.
I will not be going back there again!

[QUOTE=Germinator]You do realise the rules and the legal pitfalls about advertising your service over the phone without the appropriate council approvals etc don't you? Hard to say if she provides extras or not but demanding that information over the phone isn't likely to get a positive answer.

Whilst you don't want to fork out some money to test the waters I think it's better for you to accept what she said and start looking elsewhere.[/QUOTE]I think your comments are reasonable if one is responding to a typical AMP advert under "Massage" where quite often the establishment will be an illegal brothel. In the case of Ebony, the advert was in the "Personal Services" section and quoted a PCA number. In these circumstances I think it is quite reasonable to ask about the nature of the services especially when the price quoted would normally cover FS. It is usual for advertisers in this section who don't provide full service to state "no sex". I don't think that council approvals are really an issue in the case of a single woman working from home or an apartment.

[QUOTE=Bell 37]I think your comments are reasonable if one is responding to a typical AMP advert under "Massage" where quite often the establishment will be an illegal brothel. In the case of Ebony, the advert was in the "Personal Services" section and quoted a PCA number. In these circumstances I think it is quite reasonable to ask about the nature of the services especially when the price quoted would normally cover FS. It is usual for advertisers in this section who don't provide full service to state "no sex". I don't think that council approvals are really an issue in the case of a single woman working from home or an apartment.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with this comment Bell 37, you know what you talking about!

Well Bell 37 and Tiny Tito, nice to read the comments about the west african massuese, and judging from your reports I will not make a booking with her, but I think I may try book that lucious ebony in croydon later in the week, just so I can judge for myself and report bzck to this forum.

[QUOTE=Vipes]Hi Solo,

Could you provide further details regarding the Danny/Linda in Preston? Is she using the same name in Preston? I've just recently relocated here and am hoping to visit her.

For everyone else, I visited Apple of Madden at Malvern today. This place is in a much better condition than Madden and could even take a shower if I wanted to since it is only beside the room.

Same set up but Apple seems to be much more relax and happy here. I have been a regular of Apple for some time now and it just gets better with her. Massage can still be improved but she is now like a good friend with benefits. I just feel extremely comfortable with her and she just makes me feel tops with every visit. She is just always smiling and happy and I have never had a bad time with her.

Cheers[/QUOTE]Which Malvern is Apple at and what day?

[QUOTE=Aus Dodo]Well Bell 37 and Tiny Tito, nice to read the comments about the west african massuese, and judging from your reports I will not make a booking with her, but I think I may try book that lucious ebony in croydon later in the week, just so I can judge for myself and report bzck to this forum.[/QUOTE]

Have you seen what Ebony looks like? She has an ad on Cracker atm.

it'll help if i'm more specific as to what i'm looking for, i'm sure.

it's my first visit to melbourne, except for an army course i attended there a couple of decades ago. unfortunately we were too busy to see much of the city and, while i was as motivated as any horny male in his early twenties to explore victoria's legal sex industry, i lacked the money, local knowledge and self-confidence to do so.

since then the sex industry has had a couple of decades to get established in queensland after the fitzgerald inquiry, but the action still tends to be a bit inhibited (i don't think i've had a dfk since the 1990's). trends from down south tend to get shut down for violating the prostitution act. so i'd like to take advantage of my return to explore a few things that either aren't available up here, or at least difficult to find.

so this is a rough list i've done up so far.

legal rub'n'tug

visited my share of 'asian massage parlours' but i'd like to check out the legit places, as it will avoid a lot of uncertainty. according to the internet there's bodyline at yarraville, bodilinx at footscray, and barabings at collingwood. are there any others? (i'm only talking about the licensed places here).

high class brothel

i'd like to visit a high-class place at least once; probably not much different from what's up here to be honest but i'd like to indulge my curiosity even if it is expensive. i've seen a few complaints about gotham city's prices and attitude, so perhaps the boardroom. though it will probably end up being daily planet simply because it's been around for so long. it's the one place you always seem to hear about so i may as well check it out.

escorts

the hotel i'm staying in is a bit cheap. i'm saving money for other things.. so i think i'd feel embarrassed calling a $400 escort there.

trannie

this will be a "try it once just for the experience". i'd prefer to visit a brothel so i can have some choice, or leave politely if i decide it's not my thing. the only one i can find on the internet is pleasuredome though.

adult cinema

dendy and crazy horse. actually one of these cinemas has opened in brisbane recently, so it won't be that new an experience. assuming they involve coin-operated peep shows, private dances with some girls offering extras, and a porn theatre with suck-off booths for the gay/bi-curious.

lapdancing parlour

i mean a place that offers just lapdancing, as opposed to a strip bar where the girls take you to a room for a private dance. there used to be a few of these in brisbane but they got closed down. the place in brisbane was like a bar, with the action taking place in dark alcoves. is that what kittens is like, with club striptease more like a brothel setup without sex?

strip bars

brisbane has strip joints naturally. but i'm looking for big, flash, lots of the better-looking girls. spearmint rhino or bar 20. shamiana or cobbs if i want to check out a lingerie restaurant. shamiana's schoolgirl wed lunch sounds interesting. yes, i've got a fetish, speaking of which.

not into the b&d scene, but i was thinking of checking out fetish house if the girls are young enough. the only women i've met willing to do fantasies have been in their thirties/forties, which doesn't really work if you're asking her to dress up like a schoolgirl..

sex show

looking for a couple of girls to put on a raunchy xxx performance. unfortunately all my friends are married now, so no more bachelor parties! i know you can hire strippers for that sort of thing, but not for a private show. is that the case in victoria? i see from their website that southern comfort international have a performance they put on for the punters, but i'm worried i won't have the opportunity to get down to braeside. does anyone know of a couple of girls putting on a show at their home perhaps, or is that also illegal here?

do you think i'm missing anything, or does the above look like a good list of places to visit?

one thing i've discovered while researching this topic is that some internet cafes block access to these forums because they're "porn sites" (fancy that!) so i may have to just check the local paper. which newspapers in melbourne (just the city itself, lets say) have the adult listings?

[QUOTE=Mike Melb]Which Malvern is Apple at and what day?[/QUOTE]Malvern East on Monday.

[QUOTE=Aussie Joe]Have you seen what Ebony looks like? She has an ad on Cracker atm.[/QUOTE]No, I havent, and what's cracker?

Well no updates in a while so heres a new girl- Emily

Body - 6
Face - 6
Massage - 8
Skills - 7

Nice Chinese lady mid to late 30s with shoulder height hair, apparently she has been there for a while, a years she says. She is actually very friendly and as with most the girls there gives a very good massage. Still. Jasmin is still my current favourite or at least Lucy comes back (any news if or when she returns would be appreciated)

[QUOTE=Aus Dodo]No, I havent, and what's cracker?[/QUOTE]Google it and click erotic.

[QUOTE=Aus Dodo]No, I havent, and what's cracker?[/QUOTE]

Cracker dot com dot au. She has an ad there with some pics.

Thanks for the update Dodgy Asian. I'll be in the cbd tomorrow and was tossing up between Paramount or Royal City. I like the Royal but it is a bit predictable and a long walk so I'd kind of thought Para.
Last time I was there I had Janet. Everthing was good until the end when she did the, "touch me anywhere for $100". Well what I wanted for a hundred bucks wasn't what she wanted so we had a bit of a falling out over that. Before I left the room she raced out, I guess, to the skinny chick on reception to check me out. When she comes back in she's all very nice and promising me much more next time. Thing is I don't know wether I could be bothered with a next time with her. Maybe I'll try Emily.
Cheers BB

Went today for a second visit and was introduced to Carol (Singaporean) and another lady (Malaysian and I forgot the name) The malaysian lady was nice and sweet and a nice figure but I opted to see Carol.

When Carol introduced herself, I did not even wait for her to say Hi. I just told her "I'll stay with you" LOL

She was smoking HOT! Long black hair, wearing a corset which shows off her curves tremendously. And that was what sold me. Enhanced breasts which were probably a C.

Into the room and she gave me a little peck on the cheek and told me to wait until her gets back so that she can shower me. So of course I waited.

When she got back, told me to help her take off her corset which I happily obliged and her huge breasts just popped out free. She then turned around and started licking my nipples. Then stopped and in the shower we go.

Gentle cleasing around the privates and all over and after that, a nice BBBJ in the shower with her squating. It went on for about a min or so and then out we came to do the deed. Ball licking, BBBJ, DATY, nipple licking. Cannot complain.

After deed completed, another shower with her and off I go. My second visit to this place and I am liking it so far. Carol works usually Wed. Sat but I'm sure if she works days or nights. Best to call in advance.

If there was ever an award for exhibiting enthusiasm, Monica would be at the head of the queue. I'm not so silly that I believe that chicks in these establishments go totally wild over my looks cock size or anything else but a few of them can fake it really well and even fewer put so much enthusiasm into faking it, that you can almost start believing it yourself. Monica fits into the latter category.

After about 1min of massage (which was quite good), she suggested we get into it (which lasted the rest of the session, so you could say she was just trying to avoid that bit) and get into it we did. It's easier to say what didn't happen so no BBBJ and avoided DATY although those could be an option on return visits. She is reasonably good-looking, 30?, B?, slim but not skinny, nice nipples. Came so close to taking the plunge bareback it's not funny and I got a vague feeling that she may be on the look out for a sugar daddy.