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[QUOTE=Phordphan]Thanks. I had never heard that story before.

I like Fanta, but it does vary from country to country. I like the Fanta Orange in Thailand better than that in the US. It's not quite as sweet, or something. I found Fanta Limon is Spain, but I have never found it here. Even in the Mexican markets. Maybe somebody here knows if it can be obtained in the states.[/QUOTE]

I was so used to seeing Fanta Orange to be "Orange", its more yellow in Germany. Same flavor its kinda of strange though. Every country has its own Coke bottler I'm sure you know that, so Coke products taste different everywhere you go.

Thailand you say? Hmmmm

[QUOTE=DJ FourMoney]I was so used to seeing Fanta Orange to be "Orange", its more yellow in Germany. Same flavor its kinda of strange though. Every country has its own Coke bottler I'm sure you know that, so Coke products taste different everywhere you go.

Thailand you say? Hmmmm[/QUOTE]

It's tough to describe, but it seems to tase less like a St. Joseph's Childrens aspirin tablet, and it has less carbonation. It's very refreshing, IMO, on a hot muggy day.

One downside is that sometimes the girls will kid you about being a ladyboy if you order one in a bar. :D

[QUOTE=Phordphan]It's tough to describe, but it seems to tase less like a St. Joseph's Childrens aspirin tablet, and it has less carbonation. It's very refreshing, IMO, on a hot muggy day.

One downside is that sometimes the girls will kid you about being a ladyboy if you order one in a bar. :D[/QUOTE]

That is just what it taste like, funny you think that too!

LOL@Ladyboy

Guys, you are going to love this link. It's 7 minutes long.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnCkE5RpK0&feature=related[/url]

Thanks.

I think it has been posted here before though.

[QUOTE=Pico1972]Guys, you are going to love this link. It's 7 minutes long.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnCkE5RpK0&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE]

That is the first time I have seen that video.

LOL especially when you realize just how real those discussions with a TJ SW are.

Be Safe,

The Tall Man

I am here in the zona...

I already have alot to say but Id rather do one all inclusive report. I feel it would serve the forum better than several short posts. My "final thoughts" report will come at the end of my trip.

A few things Id like to say now are:

1. The weather is weird. You need a light hoodie or a jeans jacket but you will still sweat your ass off. Without one you will be cold...weird. Ive been drenched for two days already. Maybe its my body type or the hair on my ass...who knows.

2. I changed some money today but be aware most banks are giving 12.85mxn for each dollar. I did see many hole in the walls cambios quoting 13 but I dont feel comfortable doing business in places like that. So its either know a good hole in the wall cambio and do business more or less on the street or go to a bank. I wouldnt do the street thing in TJ but thats just me.

* Also worth noting is many establishments on revolucion are posting 13mxn for each dollar...so why go through the exchange process if you will get a better rate in *some places with dollars. It does come in handy though to have pesos. Im sure I will have more to say about it later.

* I did a DATY session with a nice indian SW today and paid 200 for the session and 50 for the room...with a 12.85 exchange rate it was $19.45. I assume if I used dollars I would have been qouted $20 plus $5 US...right? If so then yes pesos were very benefical.

Thank you very much to all of you that helped me organize this trip. I will write a full report at the end. Meantime if I can answer any questions from the ground please ask. Maybe I can be of service that way for now.

More tales from the crypt to come!

Went back down to Tijuana, 10/14/2009 and had a grand time stolling the streets, picked up a new pair of sunglasses and a watch at a really good price. Went into Amnesia again and had a two for one deal on Corona, sat down and two ladies came to me so I bought them each a drink and asked their price and they wanted $125. Each so I made an excuse to go to the restroom then went back up to the bar, there another even more gorgeous lady approached me but she wanted $125. Also, so I knew there was no deal there compared to Zona Norte. From there I went back down into the Zona Norte adoring the beautiful ladies every step of the way, went into Adelitas Bar and circled through looking at all of the beautiful sights, left AB and went up the street into Hong Kong Bar and there was a number of sweet ladies there, Madilynn was my favorite, if I have her name spelled correctly, her english was as good as my spanish so I am not sure. Madilynn is gorgeous with her beautiful long curly dark brown hair, nice brown skin, nice smile, and hard body, simply drop dead gorgeous, we had a couple of drinks, I just had to experience her completely so I asked her price to go upstairs, $60. And let me say she was beyond awesome between the sheets, a grand lover, nice little body that was so tight and smelled so nice. After my fabulous experience with Madilynn I knew that was going to be hard to eclipse so I decided that I needed to find a place to catch my breath as Madilynn had given me the ride of my life and the grandest of all my many sessions in Tijuana to date, I was left a bit disheveled in a good way LOL. I went for a walk and was about to grab a cab back to San Diego when I decided that I should for old times sake take a walk through the Chicago Club. As I walked up to CC I noticed a sexy lady talking to someone outside on the sidewalk, went in walked through, went to the back to the restroom, when I came out I ordered a beer and here comes the sexy lady from the side walk, she introduced herself as Luna. We had a drink at the bar and did a couple of dances on the dance floor, Luna was a fun sexy sensuous lady, I knew that Madilynn from HK had taken most of the life out of me but I knew I was recovering quite nicely so we went to a booth along the wall and had a couple of more drinks and discovered that Luna is a real seductress, amazingly sexy with her long curly hair and beautiful dancing eyes. Needless to say she seduced me and I asked her to dance for me, when she came back I asked her price, $60. So we went upstairs and let me say this lady knows how to do a man up right, I was having such a great day with my choices, maybe I am getting better at knowing who will give me a great time. After our session I did something I have never done before, we were so hot from the session that we went back downstairs and had another cold drink before I left, that somewhat tells how great our chemistry was together. I told here that I wanted to get back across the border before dark, when I went outside it was dusk so I went to the Taco Cart and had a few of the best Tacos in the world to nourish my body, then went for a short walk adoring some ladies, ran into my regular Steet Walker Estrella and wanted to go with her but was out of gas from the two sexy ladies I had chosen so I declined and jumped into a cab and came back across the border. What a great day, I'll see you in the Zona Norte tomorrow afternoon, this will be my last day in SD for a while. Must go back home where if a man wants intimacy with a beautiful woman he must pay at least $200. A pop for poor to mediocre service or go into the bathroom alone LOL.

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[QUOTE=Derekj6926]Went into Amnesia again and had a two for one deal on Corona, sat down and two ladies came to me so I bought them each a drink and asked their price and they wanted $125. Each so I made an excuse to go to the restroom then went back up to the bar, there another even more gorgeous lady approached me but she wanted $125. Also, so I knew there was no deal there compared to Zona Norte.[/QUOTE]Instead of just running away you should make it a point to let them know about their outrages prices. They stick with those prices because others are either too stupid to complain or are willing to pay. You should have said, [i]"Why should I pay you that much when I can go to the Zona norte and get two girls for that price?"[/i] I'd like to see how their response.

[QUOTE=Efjayel]Instead of just running away you should make it a point to let them know about their outrages prices. They stick with those prices because others are either too stupid to complain or are willing to pay. You should have said, [i]"Why should I pay you that much when I can go to the Zona norte and get two girls for that price?"[/i] I'd like to see how their response.[/QUOTE]


Last night a SW asked me for $40 to do DATY and whack off. I simply told her "last night I paid 200mxn plus 50 for the room". She immediately agreed to said price of $200mxn. They will test you.

I have sympathy though! This is my 6th time here and I never really understood the scene until this time around. I have been staying in TJ which makes all the difference in the world. You will never "get it" by staying in san diego. Obviously I am still learning but things are much clearer.

There are several paths you can choose....ALL lead to panocha (pussy).

Went to Tijuana again today my last day for a few months and had the time of my life. What a great place to be able to visit and enjoy. Started walking along the street looking for a new wallet, found what I wanted and decided it was time to get some poon tang! Started down into the Zona Norte and enjoyed every step of the way with all the ladies looking so nice. It seems to me that the Street ladies are getting better and better looking on the street. Went by a gorgeous one named Brenda and had a hard time to walk by. I made it all the way to Adelitas Bar and walked through resisting all the sexy ladies, left and walked up the street to Hong Kong Bar and saw the lady I wanted to do, enjoyed the lesbian whip cream show for a while and went back for my sweetheart I found, she was so petite and sweet, she did me up good and left me out of breath with sweat dripping off me. Left the bar, went out into the shade with the breeze cooling me off for a while. Decided to go for a walk around Zona Norte again, was adoring the ladies and ran into Brenda again. Brenda did not know what to make of me when I adored her again and kept walking, little did she know I was going to get two cold Cokes to take with us to her room. When we got in the room this girl was even more gorgeous than I realized and ever so eager to please me. I asked her why she did not work at AB or HK, she said there were too many women to compete with there. She rocked my world and did me up like I could not have imagined from a street girl, she was one of the most beautiful women I have ever been with. Went for another walk and just enjoyed the women stopped into a few bars and bought a few ladies some drinks, ended up in HK again with this petite gorgeous Black Chica dancing up on the bar spinning on the ring and doing acrobatics. She was fabulous defined, I was wishing I had one more load in me, I gave her about 25 $1 bills everywhere she would let me, she bent down and gave me a huge wet kiss on the lips and I was melting so I knew I needed to get out of town while I could because I knew if I went upstairs with her I would not be going back to SD tonight I miss her still, have to catch a plane early tomorrow so I got a cab and started for the border. For those of you out there who like me live a long distance from Tijuana know it is a bit depressing going back to the USA, a world where one does not have access to this sweet place on the earth called Tijuana. Missing all of you in Tijuana very much right now, cannot wait untill I can return again!

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[QUOTE=Country John]They would not be towed for a moving violation, it's illegal and the cop could lose his job if you reported it.

You CAN be towed if you are stopped and your paperwork is not in order. If you are a Mexican national driving a car with US plates and YOU do not have a US issued license, the car goes. Same is true if you have Mexican plates and your paperwork is not in order.

You can be towed for double parking, obstructing traffic etc. You can also be towed for being an asshole.

The car dealers in Mexico have kicked up quite a fuss about people bringing cars to Mexico from the USA and not importing or registering them. So if you are Mexican without a US issued license, best to leave the California plates off the vehicle.

The city has to find ways to pay off the bonds issued for all the new street work. There's a lot of money in stupidity and fortunately for the City, there are LOTS of stupid people out there.

That's why you see so many junkers out there. Cheaper to replace the car than pay to get it out of the impound yard, complete with fines, towing and storage charges.

Country John[/QUOTE]


You are required to have Mexican auto insurance while in Mexico. Also, your US tags and registration must be current. A Mexican vehicle permit is not needed in Tijuana or any other town less than 20 miles from the border.

A simple traffic infraction can usually be paid off for roughly 100 to 200 pesos. If the officer wants more, just tell him to take you to see the judge. They never will.

Si
TJ hotel stay makes the cultural learning process faster and cheaper panocha depending where one stays.

Other factors to consider like good cheap food and general entertainment.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]You will never "get it" by staying in san diego. Obviously I am still learning but things are much clearer.

There are several paths you can choose....ALL lead to panocha (pussy).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Party God]The Mexican Vehicle permit is not required anywhere in Baja California.

It is only required after about 20 miles from the border in mainland Mexico.[/QUOTE]


[url]www.puertonuevolobster.com/vehicle-permits.htm[/url]

I have been to TJ about 40 times in the last 4-5 years. I drove one time and I can't see why you would ever do that. The cost is hardly worth it IMHO. You will probably pay to park in TJ (not street) so that is mostly a wash.

The downside are:

1) Getting lost is easy
2) If you get in a wreck you are hosed
3) The cops can target you and your ca. or other US plates
4) If you drink this is another problem
5) The lines at the border can be 2-3h for driving, usually 10-30m for walking
6) If you are there secret getting any car problems can be really bad. I have been on business trips so I am OK leaving my car in the US but not taking it to TJ.

The cost to cab it are $8 to park and $10 for 2 cab rides.

I did drive one time and I was not a fun experience. The dark roads, long lines, thinking about what could happen, and I did get lost. I also waited 2h to cross @ 2 am.

Cabs are safe, quick, and fairly cheap. If you stay at the border then your parking cost is covered by the hotel.

My advice is don't even think about driving. I guess if you really need to save $$ then walking in the daytime could save you $5 and cab back. Personally I like to cab to the Zona (or el premier hotel if with an escort) and then hang out 2-10h and then cab back. Play it safe. I have had no problems in TJ other than a one time $40 ripoff by the cops at the linea sentra during a search.