Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Tvataham274;2750795]I have two months until my trip, so I'm starting to get an inventory together of what I need to bring.

Silly question, but would it be appropriate to wear an undershirt as well as just a regular T-shirt? Never went without an undershirt (and wouldn't want to just wear that) and I don't really want to get my colored stuff stained with sweat if it gets super hot.[/QUOTE]There will be so many people from all over the world dressed in so many different ways that a man wearing two t-shirts will not stand out. That is until you pass out from heat exhaustion. Lots of cheap t-shirts for sale, just buy some of them so you don't worry about staining them. Remember the older you get the less you can handle the heat. Stay cool and stay hydrated.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2750581]I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.[/QUOTE]She could be the filthiest hoe on the planet but that's irrelevant if she is only slinging drinks that night.

For the guy to have fun, she has to be prepared to leave first, regardless of how good she is or her attitude.

I would buy drinks for bargirls bc I like sitting in a bar groping a woman a bit. I really liked the dice games and the drop game thing. $20 USD and a fun couple hours then fuck the girl later if I wanted.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2750581]I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.[/QUOTE]

Not going to lie. I also like that Jimba drop the blocks game. Much more gentle touch needed than connect 4. Also. Being older and only able to Nut once or twice a day. It is relaxing.

I would buy drinks for bargirls bc I like sitting in a bar groping a woman a bit. I really liked the dice games and the drop game thing. $20 USD and a fun couple hours then fuck the girl later if I wanted.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2750581]I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.[/QUOTE]

Odd story: I posted on Facebook a photo of my bed, along with the explanation that I am raising the bed by 100 millimeters because Thai ladies have short legs (so I can't do Doggie if my feet are on the floor). A couple of hours later, I got a message from a lady who was waiting outside. She wanted to try the bed.

The explanation is that the lady had had a good customer a couple of days ago, a young Farang with money, but he had ghosted her. She had taken the day off because he had promised a barfine, but he was a no show. So, she literally had nothing to do.

Meanwhile, I had already secured a lady for the night.

And the bed hasn't been raised yet, I just got the wood yesterday.

Just returned from a 4-week trip to Thailand. Three weeks in Pattaya and a week in Bangkok. Stayed a week at the Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya while the Pattaya Music Festival was going on across the street at the beach. Great location and the hotel reminds me of a Vegas style or Cabo style hotel. A good place for families. I didn't bring any guests over that week so I can't comment on their guest-friendly attitudes. But overall the staff and accommodations were excellent. But the price was a bit more than I would usually pay in Thailand. I then moved over to the LK President Hotel over on Third Road at the end of Soi Pothole and Soi Lengkee. I stayed here for two full weeks. While this hotel was not as up-to-date as the Hard Rock, I was able to get a large one-bedroom suite with a full kitchen and separate dining / living room. Both areas with separate balconies with stunning views. Having the ability to cook meals or even heat up leftovers was a great benefit. And the view from 20 stories up was great. The bathroom had both a shower AND a huge tub for two. And being right around the corner from Soi Pothole made for easy walk to hotel with a lady. And the large room was perfect for having a guest. No hassles from desk. I enjoyed The Den and a few other establishments nearby the LK President. The management and staff at the Den made me feel particularly welcome on multiple visits. I also explored Tree Town and LK Metro areas. And then there was Bangkok. Bangkok was definitely different from Pattaya. Stayed near Nana and enjoyed some of what was offered there. Enjoyed listening to music and buying a few lady drinks at the Stumble Inn. Met a nice lady there that shared two nights with me. Very low hassle and enjoyable. Would visit all these places again.

Is there a Gogo bar where there are large fans in the floor that activate randomly be (or better still customers getting to press a button blowing up skirts, showing if they have undies or not and cueing the surprised or not so ENF ladies trying to cover all 'embarrassed' or not and just getting the cooling ventilation. Remember hearing about this fun novelty somewhere.

[QUOTE=Allover;2750616]I was at Pink Baby a few times in August. Barfine was B700 and the girls charged B1000. I think your girl said B3000 because she knew you from Walking Street.[/QUOTE]Okay, so me and another guy did one more walk through to Pink Baby at Soi Boomerang (across from Playgirlz) again tonight. We were told the same thing again. It's 3000 for the girl and 700 for the room. Maybe it's just us. Even the mamasan told pointed at SLUTZ next door and told us that's where you will find 1000 baht girls. Do you think their business model changed since August? I am wondering were they a GC back then and now rebranded to a GoGo bar of sorts? Can anybody else on the ground in Pattaya can do a recon on Pink Baby and find out their pricing for barfine, rooms, and for girls ST? Also, there was one girl hanging out in front of Screamers that told us, she doesn't even bang. What the hell is going on here in Soi Boomerang? Maybe we are backlisted. As I was walking away in disappointment, all I can hear in my head was Rod Stewart mocking me.

Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me.

Somchai have all the luck.

Some guys have all the pain.

Somchai get all the breaks.

Some guys do nothing but complain.

Woo woo woo.

Woo woo woo.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2751154]Okay, so me and another guy did one more walk through to Pink Baby at Soi Boomerang (across from Playgirlz) again tonight. We were told the same thing again. It's 3000 for the girl and 700 for the room. Maybe it's just us. Even the mamasan told pointed at SLUTZ next door and told us that's where you will find 1000 baht girls. Do you think their business model changed since August? I am wondering were they a GC back then and now rebranded to a GoGo bar of sorts? Can anybody else on the ground in Pattaya can do a recon on Pink Baby and find out their pricing for barfine, rooms, and for girls ST? Also, there was one girl hanging out in front of Screamers that told us, she doesn't even bang. What the hell is going on here in Soi Boomerang? Maybe we are backlisted. As I was walking away in disappointment, all I can hear in my head was Rod Stewart mocking me.

Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me.

Somchai have all the luck.

Some guys have all the pain.

Somchai get all the breaks.

Some guys do nothing but complain.

Woo woo woo.

Woo woo woo.[/QUOTE]Can you post a Photo.

You do seem to engage in a Bit if Drama.

Example. The Japanese group you referred to. Upon learning negative news Girls don't Boom Boom they left. You an your Buddy needed to get involved and do Drama. No offense Bro.

[QUOTE=ChimpoChinn;2751271]Can you post a Photo.

You do seem to engage in a Bit if Drama.

Example. The Japanese group you referred to. Upon learning negative news Girls don't Boom Boom they left. You an your Buddy needed to get involved and do Drama. No offense Bro.[/QUOTE]When you are famous in Pattaya like we three kings are, drama comes naturally. Photos have been posted previously. Charlie Brown's teacher says 'Wah wah woh wah wah!' She means "Pay attention!" Some may need to keep up or try harder and overcome whatever their learning disability. Otherwise Pink Baby Facebook is active. Do a pic match. Won't tolerate laziness on here. Those chubby fingers need to exercise. Clicking that mouse. And don't worry too much about offense bro. Nunya is ever taken Chumpo.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2749554]Massages?

If you walk down Sois, like Soi Pothole even along Soi Buakhao from Pattaya Klang to Pattaya Tai main road majority will be a Happy ending. That percentage will drop with the ones wearing the uniforms. Let me get this out of the way since beauty and looks are subjective I'm not going to even touch on it!

Shops on Beach Road are all on the Left side, wrapped around Walking St. Towards Pattaya Tai right side past the Bamboo bar, all along 2nd Road both sides ALL WEARING uniforms the % will drop with Happy Ending. I've seen some very good-looking ones in my eyes with the uniforms it is like a box of chocolate you never know what you are going to get. I don't do the Thai Friendly stuff, massages are my thing today it is like a game I ask for a foot massage conversation always starts up where you are from, etc. Etc. If the conversation leads to oil, you are heading to 1st, based? If they don't provide an outfit or pants, ask you to shower come back you just laid naked you are on 1st.

Uniform girls usually want a bit more they want you to think this isn't what they do normally you special handsome man etc, in the end, it takes a bit of work I've ended up with some pretty good regulars that rather see you on the side because they don't want the other girls to know. Having a regular gives off the impression especially if you are doing oil that girl provides something they shouldn't /.

On Soi Triangle, if looks aren't a killer, you don't mind average or old that takes care of their bodies and want performance plenty available. On Soi Buakhao, there are two V. I. P. Massage girls better looking in my opinion half of them will provide extra not the same price as Honey or Pothole or places with no uniforms.

A bit more expensive on Soi Buakhao next to Cheap Charlie after months I finally pulled the trigger with the place next door the name is supposed to be Aroma but unless my eyes are bad I didn't actually see the name on the door also closes early. But there are at less a half dozen girls IMHO can top girls at any GoGo I've ever been to including Pin-UP, particularly one face all the way to her toes. They like to push two hand massages of 300 oil each if lucky you come away with 1500 baht. I knew for some time if I pull the trigger it was not going to be the best one of those " paying your dues and got to see and experience it myself ".

I did my usual be. S. Pick one and said I live here if it is good I will be back next time to try two or even three sets of hands.

I've had better much better but 22 years old, and what a body especially the giants natural tits I got teased got my tongue, and dined at her heavenly gates but as for the F. S. I've had better from some older ones who not only give you a decent massage but like to do F. S. Someone like LBM got to do the dirty work.

Across, from Cheap Charlie, is another place, a cute girl with short hair does both, the famous be. J. Artist Juney from her shop on Soi Pothole now closed Juney is buying her time working there waiting for the right man to sweep her off her feet?

When it comes to Massage places there are milions of options just millions. Walk along Soi 13/1 Soi Post Office there are at least a dozen places with Uniforms or None! Good luck![/QUOTE]Thanks for the clues mate. I've actually walked past those 2 ones mentioned on soi bukhao by cheap charlies multiple times and never pulled the trigger. I'm actually an affeciando for paizuri, but I've found it nearly impossible to find a girl with big enough boobs who can both pull it off and is working in the right environment to get that type of massage. Any tips on where the heavy chested paizuri ladies that aren't complete porker fat old women?

[QUOTE=Vector313;2751436]Thanks for the clues mate. I've actually walked past those 2 ones mentioned on soi bukhao by cheap charlies multiple times and never pulled the trigger. I'm actually an affeciando for paizuri, but I've found it nearly impossible to find a girl with big enough boobs who can both pull it off and is working in the right environment to get that type of massage. Any tips on where the heavy chested paizuri ladies that aren't complete porker fat old women?[/QUOTE]Personally I think Aroma is the place for you when it comes to big tits I've seen at least 4 there not old, I was there last week there was one not fat I say thick or a bit stocky largest tits I've ever seen on a massage girl. The others not sure they are padded even before I read a few reports it to be a rip off guys coming out quick?

I eat regularly there sit out facing girls watching if you can get round table facing them. Good luck, June across the road has bolt on nice fit body dark skin does a oil on your back with he tits once she was voted best BJ so I try I came away I had better I though Amon next door was better over all since she does backdoor, but she isn't working on her back any longer. Talking about her if you walk down Soi Pothole towards 3rd Rd, she has opened two new balls next to the Den GC, she knows her business got some girls.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2750941]Odd story: I posted on Facebook a photo of my bed, along with the explanation that I am raising the bed by 100 millimeters because Thai ladies have short legs (so I can't do Doggie if my feet are on the floor)......[/QUOTE]I have had that experience with short ladies and low beds. What I do in a situation where I can't raise the bed (eg. Brothel) is to place a pillow under the girl's knees. Sometimes even that is still too low so I have to place my knees at the edge of the bed and bang. Not very comfortable but gets the job done most times.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2751495]I have had that experience with short ladies and low beds. What I do in a situation where I can't raise the bed (eg. Brothel) is to place a pillow under the girl's knees. Sometimes even that is still too low so I have to place my knees at the edge of the bed and bang. Not very comfortable but gets the job done most times.[/QUOTE]I had some 2 x4's delivered to my condo, and am spending the day in carpenter mode.

If I am going to bang ladies I want to be comfortable with my feet on the floor. Plus, raising the bed creates storage space underneath.

Most Thai ladies are fairly short, and in Doggie, their pussies point too low for me. They can hold their asses higher, until they get tired, and then they droop.