Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2441146]Maybe you told her that you were looking for friends. I certainly would never claim to want to be friends with any woman. I am almost 50 years old and already have enough friends. If you walk through this portal there is definitely fucking on the menu. Chicks even know that when they come over here, they need not be wearing makeup or panties.[/QUOTE]I know that's right. I got done with "let's just be friends" a long time ago! I like guy friends better anyway. Way. So either a chick who is hanging around is fucking me, or she can just gets to stepping right on away from here!

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2441126]In Medellin just showed me dead people on the street. For all you guys there, please be careful!![/QUOTE]I saw videos / photos that were from Bogota. Not sure if that is what you saw, but I received them in a group of Paisas. So, they might have been the same.

[QUOTE=MMHikeus;2441114]
Also, what kind of alcohol do the chicas prefer? They didn't seem to like Aguaguarde, but OK with Ron Medellin. They preferred Baileys, and bubbly champagne clones. I don't like to buy the bubbly stuff, because the leftover is wasted.[/QUOTE]In my experience, the top 4 would be (in no particular order): Tequila (soda / sprite / sal limon / jugo mixers), ron (cola), cerveza (Corona or light or mainstream), Smirnoff Ice (or similar).

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2441126]In Medellin just showed me dead people on the street. For all you guys there, please be careful!![/QUOTE]Many homeless people look dead when you see how dirty they are, the positions they can sleep in, and do so in the heat of the day with the sun directly on them. Most throw something over themselves to say they are sleeping. Some lay off to the side and others in everyone's path. Many dead to the world from sniffing glue. See it every day.

So, I had been going back and forth with the contact, last night. She is the girl that came over after kicking out the ex. She was bringing her best friend's little sister, and we agreed on 2 pm. I told her I might get caught up with some work, so message me around noon. Thankfully, I woke up early, and by 10 a I was already done working out and walking to Carulla for groceries / cash. I got a mask from the portero, because I wasn't sure about the law.

They arrive at 1:26 p, without sending a message. I had to explain to her that, in the future, she should message her client. She said it was because there was no traffic, due to the quarantine. I said, that's perfectly fine, just send a quick message. In my mind, 2 p arrival would be very rare, so I was planning to stop working at 1:30 p, then shower, etc. So, when they arrived, I was scrambling to finish work, shower, keep them comfortable, etc. Anyway, my first impression of the new girl was not great. As usual, once we're drinking in the hot tub, everything changes. They were fun, and boy did they like to drink, well, the repeat does. The other was coat-tailing. They crushed a half a bottle of tequila, with Sprite / Lime / Limon & Sal. Then, we took down maybe 10 beers.

Eventually, we made our way into the guest bedroom. The girls started on each other. It is rare that a threesome (for me) is an actual threesome. This was. I watched as they exchanged pleasantries. They were ok with photos / videos. Spoiler, the new one has a mean scar that looks like open heart surgery (north-south between her tits), and a small c-section scar. However, after a few beers, and these two going to town on each other, I tend to forget about that. I bang the new girl from behind, as she is going down on the repeat. They are both enjoying what they are receiving. It got a little carnal. Dual BBBJ prior, then I put a condom on for the new girl. She kept putter her hand back as if to tell me to slow down, or I don't really know. Anyway, round 1 complete, crack a beer.

The repeat starts blowing me and wants to get hers. She asks the new girl for a condom. Last time, we didn't use one any of the 3 times I finished. So, it was more of a show for the friend. I finally made it clear that I wasn't about to put a condom on 5 mins after busting in the other girl. So, after a little rock-paper-scissors type of fight, I won and hid the condom next to me, as she rode me. It was a little strange, but she clearly didn't want the other girl to know. I ended up finishing in her mouth. I stayed hard, and she started to blow me again, with the new girl kissing her from behind. The new girl went to grab a beer, so I flipped her over to mount her for round 3. I pulled out onto her stomach, this time, and she quickly wiped it up and sucked her fingers. She's a little bit of an actress, but I'm not sure if it was because she was sloshed. I don't remember that part from last time.

They shower and get ready. It's been about 3 hours. They ask if they can have a bottle of vodka, but I counter with a couple Smirnoff Ice cans. They were still excited about the offer. They start cleaning everything like a fucking scene from Ray Donovan. The new girl tells me she actually cleans houses / apartments in Laureles, and other areas. So, I come up with an idea for all of you other guys in MDE. I ask if I can tell my gringo friends that she will come fuck them and then clean their apartment for 300 k. She says yes. So, PM for contact info. I would think for most she would be a nice combo deal, but if you are on a 5-day trip looking for 10's, don't PM me.

All-in-all, 200 k to each, 3 hrs & 3 pops. I could probably ask them to come back their next free day for 150 k, and tell them they drank too much.

I just picked a tuci booger out of my nose.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2441146]Maybe you told her that you were looking for friends. I certainly would never claim to want to be friends with any woman. I am almost 50 years old and already have enough friends. If you walk through this portal there is definitely fucking on the menu. Chicks even know that when they come over here, they need not be wearing makeup or panties.[/QUOTE]I hoping she's going to fuck and this is just a mental stimulation ploy. LOL The sex I think was the best I ever had. Checking lots of boxes.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2441191]So, I had been going back and forth with the contact, last night. She is the girl that came over after kicking out the ex. She was bringing her best friend's little sister, and we agreed on 2 pm. I told her I might get caught up with some work, so message me around noon. Thankfully, I woke up early, and by 10 a I was already done working out and walking to Carulla for groceries / cash. I got a mask from the portero, because I wasn't sure about the law.

They arrive at 1:26 p, without sending a message. I had to explain to her that, in the future, she should message her client. She said it was because there was no traffic, due to the quarantine. I said, that's perfectly fine, just send a quick message. In my mind, 2 p arrival would be very rare, so I was planning to stop working at 1:30 p, then shower, etc. So, when they arrived, I was scrambling to finish work, shower, keep them comfortable, etc. Anyway, my first impression of the new girl was not great. As usual, once we're drinking in the hot tub, everything changes. They were fun, and boy did they like to drink, well, the repeat does. The other was coat-tailing. They crushed a half a bottle of tequila, with Sprite / Lime / Limon & Sal. Then, we took down maybe 10 beers.

Eventually, we made our way into the guest bedroom. The girls started on each other. It is rare that a threesome (for me) is an actual threesome. This was. I watched as they exchanged pleasantries. They were ok with photos / videos. Spoiler, the new one has a mean scar that looks like open heart surgery (north-south between her tits), and a small c-section scar. However, after a few beers, and these two going to town on each other, I tend to forget about that. I bang the new girl from behind, as she is going down on the repeat. They are both enjoying what they are receiving. It got a little carnal. Dual BBBJ prior, then I put a condom on for the new girl. She kept putter her hand back as if to tell me to slow down, or I don't really know. Anyway, round 1 complete, crack a beer..[/QUOTE]My god. This is so hard to read. You are so lucky, good report. I miss Medellin so much; for the love of god, please let this damn quarantine be over soon.

Some of the "classy" (sarcasm drips) hookers who like beer are now into the BBC dark beer.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2441162]Beer is normally Pilsen, Aguila if they are feeling fancy. Guaro (aguardiente) is plan be. Spot on that they will drink whatever you buy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2441191]So, I had been going back and forth with the contact, last night. She is the girl that came over after kicking out the ex. She was bringing her best friend's little sister, and we agreed on 2 pm. I told her I might get caught up with some work, so message me around noon. Thankfully, I woke up early, and by 10 a I was already done working out and walking to Carulla for groceries / cash. I got a mask from the portero, because I wasn't sure about the law.

They arrive at 1:26 p, without sending a message. I had to explain to her that, in the future, she should message her client. She said it was because there was no traffic, due to the quarantine. I said, that's perfectly fine, just send a quick message. In my mind, 2 p arrival would be very rare, so I was planning to stop working at 1:30 p, then shower, etc. So, when they arrived, I was scrambling to finish work, shower, keep them comfortable, etc. Anyway, my first impression of the new girl was not great. As usual, once we're drinking in the hot tub, everything changes. They were fun, and boy did they like to drink, well, the repeat does. The other was coat-tailing. They crushed a half a bottle of tequila, with Sprite / Lime / Limon & Sal. Then, we took down maybe 10 beers.

Eventually, we made our way into the guest bedroom. The girls started on each other. It is rare that a threesome (for me) is an actual threesome. This was. I watched as they exchanged pleasantries. They were ok with photos / videos. Spoiler, the new one has a mean scar that looks like open heart surgery (north-south between her tits), and a small c-section scar. However, after a few beers, and these two going to town on each other, I tend to forget about that. I bang the new girl from behind, as she is going down on the repeat. They are both enjoying what they are receiving. It got a little carnal. Dual BBBJ prior, then I put a condom on for the new girl. She kept putter her hand back as if to tell me to slow down, or I don't really know. Anyway, round 1 complete, crack a beer..[/QUOTE]Nicely done. 300 k is a bit steep on the cleaning and fucking scenario. 50 k will get you a solid 4 hours of housecleaning.

Not saying I wouldn't pay it, if I still was in Medellin, but I think most guys are going to try and talk her down to 200-250 k.

I see some of you guys saying 100 k, which should be around $25 USD. But some of you are saying 20 mil, 5 mil, etc, like 5 mil for a joint, or 20 mil for a girl to sleep over. That's not actually 5 mil right? Because 5 mil would be $1,200 USD, and I can't imagine someone paying that much for a joint. Could someone clarify?

Research those photos and I believe you will find they were taken in Ecuador. I appreciate the warning but I've seen no indication it has anything to do with Medellin.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2441126]In Medellin just showed me dead people on the street. For all you guys there, please be careful!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SJobs;2441197]My god. This is so hard to read. You are so lucky, good report. I miss Medellin so much; for the love of god, please let this damn quarantine be over soon.[/QUOTE]You and SlapShot roll similarly and this must be driving you nuts, but me to as well, so your not alone in wanting to get back to Medellin.

"A bit" steep? Those two girls hit the lottery. LOL!

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2441202]Nicely done. 300 k is a bit steep on the cleaning and fucking scenario. 50 k will get you a solid 4 hours of housecleaning.

Not saying I wouldn't pay it, if I still was in Medellin, but I think most guys are going to try and talk her down to 200-250 k.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blakman;2441139]Agreement is no sex, she sleep the night 20 mil taxi. At least that's what she says. Twice she has stuck to her word. Veterans anybody with a clue. What's going on in this chick head.[/QUOTE]Hot shower, food, and getting ready to rob you. Don't let your guard down, when you least expect something, something will happen. I speak from experience!

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2441202]Nicely done. 300 k is a bit steep on the cleaning and fucking scenario. 50 k will get you a solid 4 hours of housecleaning.

Not saying I wouldn't pay it, if I still was in Medellin, but I think most guys are going to try and talk her down to 200-250 k.[/QUOTE]Considering how quickly she said yes, I would think that 200-250 k, based on your valuation of a cleaning fee, would be easily-negotiated. I have never directly paid a maid, here, but that number seems more than reasonable.

I'm staring out the open window of my office, on day whateverthefuck of the quarantine, alone, hungry, looking at the night view of the quiet valley, bored, in a foreign country, wondering how the fuck I ended up here, instead of watching the Bachelor with my wife in the US. Just lucky, I guess!

[QUOTE=BluePillow;2441215]I see some of you guys saying 100 k, which should be around $25 USD. But some of you are saying 20 mil, 5 mil, etc, like 5 mil for a joint, or 20 mil for a girl to sleep over. That's not actually 5 mil right? Because 5 mil would be $1,200 USD, and I can't imagine someone paying that much for a joint. Could someone clarify?[/QUOTE]Mil (spanish)=K=000=thousand. 5 mil (5,000 not 5 million) for a joint is US $1.28. 20,000 (US $5.12) was not for the girl to sleep over, but it was for the taxi for her to get there and back.