Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3021733]Everybody says what they will not do when they have never been to a place. But boots on the ground will tell an entirely different story.[/QUOTE]Case in point:

[QUOTE=ElSexoChino7;3022223]It's better late than never. Don't really know where to start, but after visiting Pattaya, I was blown away and I actually prefer Pattaya than Bangkok. I just say it's the perfect spot for mongering.

She got out of shower and saw her fully naked body, she's smoking hot! Very nice ass that matches her thick thighs. Curvy waist and small chest with small nipples. [b]Reminds me of athletic build like Dominican girls.[/b]

She stands up facing her back in front of me. Bent over and grabbed junior and started rubbing to her clit. I didn't bother grabbing the condom as I'm soaking wet to get out of shower. Fucked her raw in doggy. I usually always cover up and [b]this is the 2nd time I did raw in my mongering career[/b], the first time I fucked a beautiful venny in Bogota which the condom accidentally broke and ended up busting inside of her.

I was ready to bust, I asked her if she want it inside and she agreed. Busted my load inside her. Best feeling ever, but probably won't do that again LOL.

Took the Baht bus to Soi 6. [b]I was overwhelmed[/b] LOL.

Pattaya is life changing. Will I go back? Absolutely, Yes. But I will plan for a 3 weeks trip next time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blakman;3022939]Everything's under control for now. But the girls are still here. It's just more discreet. You need to call your girlfriend to come to your hotel.[/QUOTE]And where am I supposed to get one from if I do not already have one?

[QUOTE=TripleDarknes;3022901]The issue is Political will and Big Bank taking little bank.

A high government official gave a Press conference where she said " If you're coming to engage in Prostitution don't COME! She doesn't wwant egg on her face and if Abinder has to park a Platoon on Pedro for the forseeable future to get Kings to close and sold to him for a dollar then that's what he will do.

Granted the Monger eye will always be undefeated and I could seed up a saleslady in Samana as easily as I could in Sosua now.

But supply follows demand so if the Passport Bros are convinced that Sosua as we know it is dead then it will be.

Won't matter to a long term expat but how much quality is La Union?

The Onus is on us to Keep Hope (and Demand) Alive pass 2028.

Post up gentlemen.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.[/QUOTE]Yeah no need to go Jesse on me LOL. They been talking about keeping hope alive in the SU for atleast 10 plus years now and yet here we are. Add to the fact that the politicians has more then several occasions took a stand against foreigners indulging in prostitution in DR. Nothing new. Everything were discussing is honestly same shit. I'll know when change is finally here whenever they finish building the new beach (if that'll ever happen) and if they will actually make a red light district like they discuss many years ago and not gas up the the investors that bought propety in that area like before. Til then I be like Mani and have my network of hunnys pass the pussy to me, from her girlfriends to her aunt, sisters and cousins. Do what you do and let your network, work for you. And if you're in a hunter mode just go to you local colmado or supermacado like Tio Oakie said and say hola and watch the magic happen. That should be more then enough to keep a man satisfied while he navigates thru the carribean madness we call the SU.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3022885]Unfortunately, guys were not going to Sosua to network. They can literally do that anywhere. They were going for the ambiance of the open air brothel.

Trying to talk the place up when the main thing mongers were going for is gone, you might as well be pissing in the wind. If Burger King changed from being the Home of the Whopper to the Home of the Veggie Burger, there would be much less people interested, no matter how much you preach that they can order off the secret menu.[/QUOTE]If a dude doesn't want to network in anywhere he ventures around the world that tells me hes a square bear that doesn't care what he pays and who he is around. So most like he's an CERTIFIED idiot. And this conversation isn't for him. A HUGE thing I've notice that made every great monger have a better time wherever theyre at is by networking. Maybe this cleanup will be good for the real OG mongers. For years weve all got tired of the western union, weekend warrior pappi dudes that would pay 200 us dollars on a fake fat bbl ass in spandex that looks like jabba the hutt. So now that theyre gone the real mongers can now reclaim Sosua as the market reset on the prices. I really wish when you were down there you wouldve haggle any of the females that you saw were available and just ask what they would charge. I wouldve put money she wouldn't be charging you weekend warrior prices anymore as you now have total control of what youll pay and what you won't. And she BETTER give good service and not that leche papi bullshit. She needs you not the other way around because as you notice those leche papi big baller on the weekend dudes are gone. And to be honest FUCK 'EM. The game was to be sold not be told but dudes came down making it rain with Mr. T gold chains, walking into Rumbas dressed like Prince Akeem from Coming to America (that actually happened) showcasing the hoes on youtube like theyve never seen a phat ass before where at its core Dominican Republic is a Sexual Paradise BUT its also VERY conservative. Thats the reason why they have a shit ton of cabanas. Keep shit discreet while you skeet on some dominican titties in-between the sheets. Ya dig.

So if guys can't make a simple adjustment in something as easy as networking or in logistic terms of the what you speak, simply download the mcdonalds app so you can get more free shit and get more bang for your buck then they need to keep their asses home. Because most of those dudes are the ones that fucked up the game in the first place over paying for hippos for a 5 min nut. And then have the nerve to brag to his friends that he came up and smash a baddie for 300 US dollars. No bueno.

[QUOTE=Blakman;3022939]Everything's under control for now. But the girls are still here. It's just more discreet. You need to call your girlfriend to come to your hotel.[/QUOTE]What does this mean you went on Tinder and got the snappi nappi rappi? Is the other dating sites poppin'.

There's been mentions of certain spots where girls can hang. I heard Blue Ice but no one confrimed.

Also heard girls migrated to caberete where theres no heavy police presence.

Give us additional details.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;3022956]Yeah no need to go Jesse on me LOL. They been talking about keeping hope alive in the SU for atleast 10 plus years now and yet here we are. Add to the fact that the politicians has more then several occasions took a stand against foreigners indulging in prostitution in DR. Nothing new. Everything were discussing is honestly same shit. I'll know when change is finally here whenever they finish building the new beach (if that'll ever happen) and if they will actually make a red light district like they discuss many years ago and not gas up the the investors that bought propety in that area like before. Til then I be like Mani and have my network of hunnys pass the pussy to me, from her girlfriends to her aunt, sisters and cousins. Do what you do and let your network, work for you. And if you're in a hunter mode just go to you local colmado or supermacado like Tio Oakie said and say hola and watch the magic happen. That should be more then enough to keep a man satisfied while he navigates thru the carribean madness we call the SU.

If a dude doesn't want to network in anywhere he ventures around the world that tells me hes a square bear that doesn't care what he pays and who he is around. So most like he's an CERTIFIED idiot. And this conversation isn't for him. A HUGE thing I've notice that made every great monger have a better time wherever theyre at is by networking. Maybe this cleanup will be good for the real OG mongers. For years weve all got tired of the western union, weekend warrior pappi dudes that would pay 200 us dollars on a fake fat bbl ass in spandex that looks like jabba the hutt. So now that theyre gone the real mongers can now reclaim Sosua as the market reset on the prices. I really wish when you were down there you wouldve haggle any of the females that you saw were available and just ask what they would charge. I wouldve put money she wouldn't be charging you weekend warrior prices anymore as you now have total control of what youll pay and what you won't. And she BETTER give good service and not that leche papi bullshit. She needs you not the other way around because as you notice those leche papi big baller on the weekend dudes are gone. And to be honest FUCK 'EM. The game was to be sold not be told but dudes came down making it rain with Mr. T gold chains, walking into Rumbas dressed like Prince Akeem from Coming to America (that actually happened) showcasing the hoes on youtube like theyve never seen a phat ass before where at its core Dominican Republic is a Sexual Paradise BUT its also VERY conservative. Thats the reason why they have a shit ton of cabanas. Keep shit discreet while you skeet on some dominican titties in-between the sheets. Ya dig.

So if guys can't make a simple adjustment in something as easy as networking or in logistic terms of the what you speak, simply download the mcdonalds app so you can get more free shit and get more bang for your buck then they need to keep their asses home. Because most of those dudes are the ones that fucked up the game in the first place over paying for hippos for a 5 min nut. And then have the nerve to brag to his friends that he came up and smash a baddie for 300 US dollars. No bueno.[/QUOTE]Well I assume you use my tried and true Big Butt Delivery service aka Snappi Nappi Rappi.

How much do you pay? Do you incintivize the procurer?

I usually paid in the range of 2000 if a repeat and 2500 for new to me poon.

That's more than the 100,000 COP I pay in Cali.

32 vs. 25 bucks

The problem with what you're saying is you can fly into POP, SD, Santiago or Punta Cana in each place there are more girls and bigger networks.

Take away the window shopping aspect and the best of the best of SD working girls fueled by those overpaying weekend warriors and what's the incintive to take the bus to Sosua?

If I lived there or happened to be in Puerta Plata maybe I'd mosey over but as it stands Ground Zero is Ground Zero for north coast mongering. , Even 2 months ago the place to be in the Su on Sunday Afternoons was The Malecon in PP.

As much maligned as the overpaying weekend warrior was that was the draw for the best the Island had to offer. The Big spenders was the magnet on Super Bowl weekend many a savvy Monger was near the beach enterance where the chicas fresh off the bus would break luck with a smart monger to get the money for the chica hotel and food.

Then there was the Copa for afterhours hunting where you could get a morning shot as the chica was too tired to go back to the Chica Hotel asking girls to bring in reinforcements on busy weekends offering to pay for the bus ride with a ride.

There were a million little tricks but if the chica hotels ain't around you won't have the leverage to coax nursing students from Santo Domingo to nurse your dick.

The onus is on us to paint a picture to get guys to make a trip because if we don't it will be like Samana a place where some pussy is available but not much.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;3022956]So now that theyre gone the real mongers can now reclaim Sosua as the market reset on the prices. [/QUOTE]Have fun. But you have not explained why one would choose to "network" in Sosua versus the million other places they can "network". You could network in Santo Domingo. You could network in Nagua. You could network in Rio de Janeiro. You could network in Cartagena. You can network right where you live. There is nothing special about Sosua if one has to network to come up with something.

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;3022956]I really wish when you were down there you wouldve haggle any of the females that you saw were available and just ask what they would charge. I wouldve put money she wouldn't be charging you weekend warrior prices[/QUOTE]There were like 3 chicks. Who is going all the way to Sosua to have their choice of 3 chicks? Man y'all are some double die hard Sosua folks. Even when it [B]totally[/B] goes to shit why'all put on the Stevie Wonder glasses and act like everything is just fine from a mongering perspective.

Even Old Kool finally gave in and admitted there are no chicks worth anything going to Sosua. That leaves only you and Okra to die on that Sosua hill. IQ is a big Sosua guy, but I do not think he could even act blind to this.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3020940]At Kim there 4 chicks. 2 chicks in Blue Ice. 3 chicks outside of New Garden. Sitting outside at Bollywood Bliss there was an American chick taking on the phone and eating or drinking. Then there were 2 chicks in Paradise City. (None of the chicks mentioned that I would fuck with Old Kool's dick.).[/QUOTE]Okay. There were actually 11 chicks. But who is excited to go to Sosua for 11 chicks? And I did mention that I would not have fucked either of them with Old Kool's dick, so I would not have been inclined to ask them anything. The proverbial not fucking them if they paid me comes to mind.

Just ask a girl you have fyck, the real. So this is what a Santo Domingo girl said is going on. It means old simplicity way is a thing of the past. And just like new technology at a job, It just affects the illiterate, old skool cats that just want to whine about how things was so much better in the past. The young gees and the old guys hip to technology is going to transition to the new era seemlessly after adapting to the glitches.

[QUOTE=TripleDarknes;3022967]What does this mean you went on Tinder and got the snappi nappi rappi? Is the other dating sites poppin'.

There's been mentions of certain spots where girls can hang. I heard Blue Ice but no one confrimed.

Also heard girls migrated to caberete where theres no heavy police presence.

Give us additional details.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=OldKool;3022926]No body is going to Sosua to network and the girls are not coming back. The former crack downs are nothing compared to what is happening now. The Chinese store has closed already and the first of many that will be shutting down very soon. The girls came from all over the Island and that ship has sailed. I think Punta Cana could be the next hot spot. The discos are established and draw great numbers of attractive women. I could be wrong but I think the rich guys have over estimated Sosua potential. There will be no night life or attractions for families. So what is the draw? The DR has the most unfinished buildings I have ever seen. They are every where.[/QUOTE]Even high end restaurants and hotels shut close for periodic fumigation. Disneyland closes for maintenance. LOL.

This latest is long overdue. The spandex low life skanks were taking over to the point where they pushed the newbies and semis off of downtown and the beach! Even the mongers were complaining about them.

Now the streets are back to normal for a lazy tropical beach town. The normal chicas (more than 3, last time I checked, LOL) are doing their thing in restaurants, bars and shopping areas, where the screaming mimis are not allowed. More civilized and discreet. We'll see how it all falls out, come high season.

Puerto Plata, PC and places like Semana are not a draw for those who like to kick back on the beach with friends with benefits, and Sosua is still unique as a place (area) where a younger monger can hook up with a relationship or two. Many younger mongers are into that now, and it logically explains why traffic to Sosua is setting new record.

(watch them coming in at the airport, and ask them why they are still coming in? LOL).

Jaded old farts, who can't compete with the younger more affluent guys for the fresher, newer, more normal chicas, have been leaving Sosua for the last 10 years or so, but the hotels and restaurants are still in business, and even raising their prices.

I got 17 years of friends, friends with benefits, and local business and family contacts there, that I wouldn't give up for anyplace. I usually spend a couple of months during the hot and rainy summer, to see family back in once beautiful Toronto, but has turned into a haven for tent cities, and druggies and winos living, and passing out on the sidewalks.

[I]"While the number has fluctuated and efforts have been made to clear encampments, the city's ongoing housing crisis has led to their resurgence. These encampments are becoming more geographically widespread, appearing in parks and public spaces across the city, not just in the downtown core".[/I]

So good luck in PC, but I hope you don't be re-posting second hand Punto Cana Reports here, like our Mr E does with Pattaya, to up his post count! LOL.

If we want to know what is going on in Pattaya, we can just click!

[QUOTE=Blakman;3023027]Just ask a girl you have fyck, the real. So this is what a Santo Domingo girl said is going on. It means old simplicity way is a thing of the past. And just like new technology at a job, It just affects the illiterate, old skool cats that just want to whine about how things was so much better in the past. The young gees and the old guys hip to technology is going to transition to the new era seemlessly after adapting to the glitches.

.[/QUOTE]Listen what me and E is trying to say is why would someone who has to network bypass Santo Domingo, Boca Chica, Punta Cana, Puerta Plata hell even Costembar to go to Sosua?

The Sosua caberete area is maybe 30,000 people tops. Even if you put your Tinder Radar to Puerta Plata the leverage the chica has to even catch the bus to Sosua is going to cost you. Because they're aint that many girls there.

I'm really not trying to call people out here but when I was in SD the expat or experienced long term monger rate was about 2000 pesos or so. IF you're boots on ground in the last week or so you can at least say "I paid x amount for a underemployed waitress". For example years ago I was in the Su with a wierdo that I met on this board on a Tuesday after noon as dude went to PP to chase some hoe he met on Tinder. I met an out of work Casino waitress who let me todo la noche for 300 pesos for some weed because she wasn't a puta. I'll own up to beleiving her and since I lived in SD at the time we agreed to meet in Santiago that never happened.

You can "network" Island wide, most people say that the prettiest women of the DR live in Santiago and back in the day a lot of Santiago girls went to hustle in the Su. Because chicks rather not network in Santiago proper. That's why although it's the second city only the most veteran mongers mongered in Santiago and of them usually they met the girls eslewhere and eventually linked with them in Santiago since they lived there.

As it stood even Oakie admits that this board is a complain fest and almost no actual trip reports. I'm interested because it seems like in red pill Island itself they made this Gynocentric action simply because Men where too happy .

Why'all already lost Sosua Stalwark Old Kool so going forward the board will consist of basically Rants and stupid shit. The most fucked up thing about the situation is the hyprocritical sexpats celebrating the crackdown assuming that once the overpaying weekend warriors left that they could run through the relatively few women in Sosua Abajo.

People talk about Quality dropping since times immortal once a girl realized she was pretty she went to the big city to snag a Man. The best looking hoes from SD went to the Su because that's where the big time mongers where. If dudes don't see creep cam videos and empty streets THEY won't COME and if they don't come neither will the baddest girls.

So if the last of the last Sosua addicts want to compete with a couple dozen local chicks with expats like Oakie and even long term visitors with apartments there like Asain Seeker77 Good luck with that.

To anyone reading this and thinking of coming down especially if you're new to Sosua understand that on a busy weekend with Tinder Bumble and Dominican Cupid there might be 20 girls to choose from the whole weekend and even less will be availible at night.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[QUOTE=Oakie;3023072]Even high end restaurants and hotels shut close for periodic fumigation. Disneyland closes for maintenance. LOL.

This latest is long overdue. The spandex low life skanks were taking over to the point where they pushed the newbies and semis off of downtown and the beach! Even the mongers were complaining about them.

Now the streets are back to normal for a lazy tropical beach town. The normal chicas (more than 3, last time I checked, LOL) are doing their thing in restaurants, bars and shopping areas, where the screaming mimis are not allowed. More civilized and discreet. We'll see how it all falls out, come high season.

Puerto Plata, PC and places like Semana are not a draw for those who like to kick back on the beach with friends with benefits, and Sosua is still unique as a place (area) where a younger monger can hook up with a relationship or two. Many younger mongers are into that now, and it logically explains why traffic to Sosua is setting new record.

(watch them coming in at the airport, and ask them why they are still coming in? LOL).

Jaded old farts, who can't compete with the younger more affluent guys for the fresher, newer, more normal chicas, have been leaving Sosua for the last 10 years or so, but the hotels and restaurants are still in business, and even raising their prices.

I got 17 years of friends, friends with benefits, and local business and family contacts there, that I wouldn't give up for anyplace. I usually spend a couple of months during the hot and rainy summer, to see family back in once beautiful Toronto, but has turned into a haven for tent cities, and druggies and winos living, and passing out on the sidewalks.

[I]"While the number has fluctuated and efforts have been made to clear encampments, the city's ongoing housing crisis has led to their resurgence. These encampments are becoming more geographically widespread, appearing in parks and public spaces across the city, not just in the downtown core".[/I]

So good luck in PC, but I hope you don't be re-posting second hand Punto Cana Reports here, like our Mr E does with Pattaya, to up his post count! LOL.

If we want to know what is going on in Pattaya, we can just click![/QUOTE]Believe me you will soon get this board cleared of Ranting Posts comparing it to other places where there's no comparison.

I live in Cali Colombia and I would encourage mongers to come while saying many times if you're a Su refugee don't come. Why for the same reasons you stated very hard to window shop you have to know where to go and there's very very few places with any kind of signs.

Anyone who comes to Cali will have to network and vet the chica to aviod being drugged and robbed, And that's not even mentioning the multiple bombings this year. I said that and I would assume that you'd say "why the fuck would I want to go to a place where I have to watch my back if I could find a chica and risk getting blown up?"

I could say that only happens in the hood not any area you'd be in and they caught most of the scopalamina gangs so that's way down But you're not a expat you would be a newbie.

Just like a noob or a veteran would say why would I go to a town to see reportably 11 chicas in some of the bars that people are too pussy to even name on a monger board?

That's the weirdest thing I'll call out Cerise Fairfax basically begging guys to come saying "They're dressed discretely in certain restuarants come down and figure it out" She wants mongers to fly hundreds or thousands of miles and endure a bumpy bus ride for an unnamed amount of chicas in some unnamed places and if the chicas happen to be the slightly bit of aggressive in advertising the cops will swoop in.

That sounds as crazy as finding needle in a haystack pussing in crime ridden narco terrorist town but as an expat I'm as committed to my adopted home town as you are to yours.

I also go back to my "hometown" but not in the dog days of summer because of the elevation it's way less humid than Santo Domingo or Sosua is.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

The worst thingi about the Su is if everyone "hated" the Spandex queens (who were there for years) and is basically the uniform for working class and rural dominican women.

Is the fact that people are still using the bandwagon effect of "Sosua's Great never been better or busier" If I was a old ass Canadian grandmother I'd celebrate the fact that I don't have to be intimidated by a Top Tier Hooker Influencer in town for villa parties on Super Bowl weekend. You could promote the town to old ass timid mongers who stay for months who wants someone to change their adult diaper and give them a blow job.

But lets not pretend that guys looking to party with the most beautiful women and willing to pay for it should come way out of their way to some out of the way backwater beach town looking for booty.

If you're sitting on your ass in Bailee's I can't even see whether the wagon that you're dragging is worth it to me. Not to be stereotypical but to the guys who paid for the transforming of Sosua it booty matters just as much as the beauty so no Spandex no selection.

I'm interested in seeing the rug pull of a place that was a paradise for Men and frankly the only place that marketed and catered to a certain demograpic of Men, The hated Spandex and Creep Camming that oldters and expats claimed to hate sustained the town.

It'd be one thing to say "Thanks but no Thanks" It would be another to encourage the strongest most visible supporter of the town to leave over a stupid dispute but the worst thing is to basically tell a certain demograpic to essentially kick rocks but then say "Come yes we got rid of everything you wanted but if you sqiunt your eyes you'll find something that you'd want".

After the expat is finished fucking her.

Granted I'd be annoyed if outsiders continiously dumped on my town but if you want less dissapointed posts either tell guys "Shits changed" Or change shit back.

The worse thing is no one cared about prostitution before Jet Blue showed up.

But no reports no weekend warriors.

Going foward barring responses or maybe talking about the political situation I'll limit bashing the town directly.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

I was just doing some math on how many people who have lost there income from these changes. Hundreds of working girls. 30 or 40 Moto guys. 20 or 30 cab drivers. 30 or 40 salon workers and barbers 50 or more restaurant workers. Not to mention the Airbnbs not being rented. The new projects are years from being completed and are not guaranteed success. While the quote good folk are celebrating almost 1000 people have lost their livelihood. I am sure there many others I have left out. It will be interesting to see how things flow. The quote good folk have just pulled the rug from under a lot poor folk trying to survive.

Ambor Harbor is a beautiful area in Puerto Plata serving the cruise crews. I think Sosua drawing tourist is fools gold.

My friend who lives in Sosua, told me today that the girls are plentiful down by the beach. The police have cleaned them off the streets, but there are beaucoup girls on the beach now!

[QUOTE=OldKool;3023113]I was just doing some math on how many people who have lost there income from these changes. Hundreds of working girls. 30 or 40 Moto guys. 20 or 30 cab drivers. 30 or 40 salon workers and barbers 50 or more restaurant workers. Not to mention the Airbnbs not being rented. The new projects are years from being completed and are not guaranteed success. While the quote good folk are celebrating almost 1000 people have lost their livelihood. I am sure there many others I have left out. It will be interesting to see how things flow. The quote good folk have just pulled the rug from under a lot poor folk trying to survive.[/QUOTE]It's a damn shame, but the aggressive hoes, and their monger clients, had taken over the streets, and Saturday nights downtown were a drunken wild west show, which carried on back to the hotels with screaming matches with chicas chasing the mongers and other hoes, for some deal gone bad.

So as far as I am concerned, the hoes and mongers brought it on themselves. I'm not losing sleep over it.

I doubt it would be tolerated in those other destinations that are forever being hyped here and sold as better alternatives for mongers.

So you guys who think the circus will just move on to Puerto Plata, Punta Cana, et al, forget it!

Times really are a changin'.

Just imagine a Hard Rock Cafe, or a Hooters, where most of the chica customers are selling pussy! LOL.

Right now, the chicas behind the counters in the stores, restaurants, banks, offices are selling pussy on the side. And it's all legal, without the fights.

Sosua, Tropical Paradise with benefits!

Even the lady cops, if Mr E is to be believed!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3022975]Have fun. But you have not explained why one would choose to "network" in Sosua versus the million other places they can "network". You could network in Santo Domingo. You could network in Nagua. You could network in Rio de Janeiro. You could network in Cartagena. You can network right where you live. There is nothing special about Sosua if one has to network to come up with something.

There were like 3 chicks. Who is going all the way to Sosua to have their choice of 3 chicks? Man y'all are some double die hard Sosua folks. Even when it goes to shit why'all put on the Stevie Wonder glasses and act like everything is just fine from a mongering perspective.

Even Old Kool finally gave in and admitted there are no chicks worth anything going to Sosua. That leaves only you and Okra to die on that Sosua hill. IQ is a big Sosua guy, but I do not think he could even act blind to this.[/QUOTE]Funny how even you don't see the pattern. Or choose to ignore them better yet. We are ALL saying the same shit literally 10 plus yrs ago. If you honestly think Sosua is over then while were at it I got a bridge to sell you LOL. Sosua on a dying hill? Everything has gone to shit for mongers? Are you kidding me. This is just a normal day of Carribean Madness. Weve been here plenty of times before about Chicken Little SU. But let me put on my stevie wonder glasses and explain the madness since you're only seeing the silhouette and not the full picture.

Sosua is one of the few spots in the world where the government can shoot themselves SEVERAL times in the foot and ass in how to develop sosua, lose a SHIT ton of Money and Investors with half done projects (it has happen before) and still will have NEW investers come knocking at there door afterwards. Why? The "COMBINATION" of the BEACH, ACCESSIBILITY, & PROXIMITY to everything. Did I mention the BEACH and how MAJESTIC it still looks. Shit looks like something out of a fucking fairy tale movie. How you think this little small town got its mass appeal in the first place. That beach and calm ocean. Forget the ladies for a sec, hell I could literally go old school sale tactic where I take a couple photos of Sosua beach and playa alicia from an old school 2000 Hello, motor razr phone, put that photo on a pamphlet and start sending out brochures to old retirement homes to tell them to come on down and stay at the Coolie High Condo View where I give you a guided tour of the SU. Why would I use an photo from a old phone with jaded pixels because once they come down and see it for themselves with their own eyes theyll be like, the pics doesn't do it justice. This is amazing. Where can I buy your condos LOL. See you and others have literally been around the world. So its just another day for you. For atleast 98 percent of humans that's not the case. They haven't been where you've been. But for them this is the best thing since slice bread and with that daily incredible scenary from the beach one can argure it. Bottomline theres plenty of folks in westernized countries that have disposable incomes and are starving to just get away from their country even if temporarily as most would enjoy beating out the winter by walking the beach instead.

Next up is acecessibility. Which is a major key. None of us are spring chicken any more and Sosua is near a major airport. If I need to get home to my family immediately because of an emergency or I get sick and need major surgery or got into an accident I don't have to travel 40 hrs and have multiple layovers in Abu Dabi and Frankfurt to get back home. Or if something happens to me, family can IMMEDIATELY fly down there within hours notice and NOT travel a billion miles to come get me from boom boom town. You know where they love you long time.

And finally proximity. Or as a sales man like myself that wants to sell you this bridge, LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Sosua sits right in the middle between 2 flourishing places called Puerta Plata and Cabarete with a SHIT ton of small towns in between. Which means its a SHIT ton of females to holla at. All you got to do is network or just literally take a fucking walk. Hell youll stumble upon pussy just by catching the gua gua. Computer Love a hunny dip to your room if you're really lazy.

So with all honesty if a man can't get laid even in the SU right now those are the type of dudes that couldn't get laid in a reverse gangbang where hes the only stunt dick besides a dildo with 20 females butt naked in front of him. I can't help dudes where you have to tell them to put penis in vagina but first say hola to them. Ooh and don't pay in dollars pay in pesos. But they go ahead and pay in dollars anyway simply because theyre to lazy to exchange money. Like theyre to lazy to network with expats and local ladies theyll naturally stumble upon that's readily available to help them literally get laid. Seriously how many places on the planet where youll get folks that will HELP YOU GET LAID and as an added BONUS you don't even have to speak the native language simply because of a strong expat community with native hunnies that's willing to share her family and friends with you. Still think theres NOTHING special about Sosua. Hell If that aint the definition of "sexual paradise" where folks are accomadating in trying to get you laid then please tell me what the fuck is. Because I don't get that type of network back in the states. And that's with money.

And yet the idiots will reject networking but will now complain that theres no ladies to walk around on the streets for them to youtube it secretly in front of rumbas. And then they still wouldn't talk to the ladies they just would front that they were around a bunch of ladies living the good life before being stuckup for there fake rolex and 300 dollars for a quickie papi leche nut. Bunch of SOCIAL RETARDS. And these are the dudes that has been ran off.

So yeah if monger gents are scared now simply because you can't see ladies all in your face at the moment (it hasnt even been 3 months yet of this new change) and want to go else where that's cool. They got scared and thought the sky was falling so they travel else where during covid when the 2 pm no drinking law was in effect and bars were closed at night. They got scared and thought the sky was falling so travel else where when they shutdown classicos and kicked out armondo even though he was in the right and fought it all way to the DR suprmeme court and won. They got scared when the beach was in talks of being totally destroyed for a bigger better new development and blah blah blah.

So while folks travel to Pango Pango for that nut I'll be here on that dying hill called Sosua, that's been in monger hospice for well over 10 plus years now, taking shots of tequilla, celabrating life with Tio Oakie laughing at another sky is falling scenario tale from Chicken Little SU at out local expat bar like we did during covid. Then the next day we'll still stumble down to our same local bar on the beach, with the same waitress, chillen with the same local expats we known for 15+ yrs with a hunny dip on our lap and a presidente in our hand. And while she's on our lap she'll be networking her friends and family from la union, montellano, puerto plata, LOS charmicos, Cangrejo, Costambar, Cabarete to come sit on my lap with us in the SU and enjoy an evening with ol Coolie. Salute 🍻.