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[QUOTE=ShinShin;1918444]Talking about Saphan Kwai, I was just there about 2 weeks ago when in Bangkok for a flight connection.

D ted is the biggest shop, it has around 50-100 girls every night according to papasan. But this shop for me is always frustrating experience, because every time I saw someone of interest, she is always booked or waiting for regulars, seems like occasional visitors like me never get these few nice ones. Also D ted waiters always constantly pressure us foreign customers to buy more food more drinks. So I always ended up spending around 500-1000 for all the snacks, peanuts, fruits, beers, ice buckets, wet towels, exclude lady sitting fees. So it is in fact more pricier at the end compare to Soi Cow.

Rainbow always has a few nice pretty girls, but these few nice girls in this shop are always playing hard to get, some really choose their customers, some don't go out at all, a few years ago I pulled a nice girl from Rainbow for a very expensive LT after 4 tries in a span of about 6 months. I probably won't waste time like that nowadays.

There are a few more shops, there is one called Bai Tong across street from Rainbow, it has no English sign, it had a few nice young ones before, but this trip the level was bad, I eventually got my pay bar from here last trip, 2000 plus 300 room fee plus 800 drinks, food, sitting fee, 300 tip for lap dance touching. So it ain't much cheaper than Soi Cow or Nana, and I felt the level is also getting worse here as a whole.

For u and Chat, also can be fun late hours, most girls are open to some heavy flirting and can also do some lap dance for some tips, but papasan said some night they don't do wild things anymore, because of the political atmosphere, RCA 1 and 2 are closed for renovation on this visit. I still won't make this place as a regular hang out. But would still check it out occasionally.[/QUOTE]Thanks to you and BKK Dog for the info. Mackin and I only went to T Det. Perhaps we need to try some others, you guys mentioned, and I am sure we will shortly.

D Ted is a Typo. Its actually Thee Det or T Det for short (sounds exactly like Tea Debt) which in Thai means the place that is marvellous or splendid. As you can see, I know Thai language quite well enough so conversation with girls having no English is not a problem. My GF does not speak English either. Its difficult for me when she switches to a dialect, though, just to tease me. I will be able to read the signs in Thai as well, so I can find Bai Tong no problem.

I did find T Det a bit frustrating in that could not really get to the best girls like I do in more easily Crazy House. Also place is just too big to be able to see the girls, even though they rotate to different stages. The best girl maybe far away, and be quickly booked by regulars, before a newcomer gets any chance at all. I also prefer to drink only (and not even alcohol LOL), and not eat the rubbishy "Gap Gaem". I suppose nuts to nibble on are O.K. I suppose Mackin and I did order some sort of token food plate. Can't remember exactly what it was.

Overall I am agreeing that T Det was not really memorable at all, and hence I did not go back. In fact I did not take a girl either. Probably as could not get to any of the top 4 or 5 girls for looks to my taste, I probably was not motivated to take second best. I did get a lap dance, but wasn't really my thing, since I am used to naked girls wriggling around on my lap, trying to make me hot for them.

Any advice which days are best and which smaller place has some nice natural models? You guys probably remember I am not a sillies fan nor like obvious nose jobs much. I probably should wait for Mackin to arrive here which is indeed very imminent.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1918360]
About the girls in Sephan Kwai. You will see Thai girls with a mix of Vietnamese, Laos, and Burmese girls. Some will dance on stage while others will just sit and wait to be introduced to a customer. If you are not a regular, you should wait to be introduced by the Moma Son to the girls. They will constantly bring a few to meet you. You can choose to sit with her and if you change your mind, it's easy to ask them for another girl. Mileage varies on your Thai skills and personality. The following pictures will be in the order of my post. *Sorry guys, my photos are too large, I will need to resize them first.[/QUOTE]I gather you are saying that a high standard of politeness is required, and to not act too aggressively in try to get the girl? I suppose my normal behavior, when I see a stunner in Cowboy is to just give her the signal straight off, or if she is not watching, I usually move to where she is to make sure she can't miss me, before some other guy gets there. LOL Sometimes does not work out when girl already has a customer. Perhaps I need to be just a little more laid back in Thai dominated territory? LOL. Waiting for introductions is not quite my usual thing. I will have to politely put up with the introductions to many girls of no interest. Perhaps I can point out to Mamasan which girls I like the look of, so as not to bypass her. In Cowboy or Nana I normally do not require mamasans at all. I sort of regard them as a price negotiating assistant that is quite unnecessary for me, and can be even annoying.

I suppose I give the wrong impression. I normally take a lot of time to choose a girl, unless she is the known target already, or unless she is just so superior, that I know any delay could be curtains. So I can be very slow or very fast. Depends on the girl standard and the amount of competition. After sitting with a girl or two I sometimes change my mind and like someone else. Chemistry is not always there. Even chemistry does not guarantee a good time.

Shin Shin & Bkk Dog, and any others with Saphan Kwai experience.

I did manage to locate Bai Tong Club with the blue sign opposite Rainbow (on Google maps):

[URL]https://goo.gl/maps/5QMEAmcSGJA2[/URL]

What order of priority would you rate these clubs (roughly in order from the BTS as you go in) for suitability to Farangs used to Cowboy and Nana, and looking for GFE beautiful models more so than pornstars (LOL):
Rainbow.
Bai Tong (opposite).
T Det.
Harlem Music (opposite).
RCA (T Det side).
The Best.
For U.
RCA 2.

Did I leave out any important ones?

I don't think I will want to try them all in one go.

One day I plan to have a look at the Thai entertainment venues on Udom Suk Sois 56 to 58, since its a lot closer to home, and maybe the Nirand Grand Soapy also on Udom Suk Soi 103. I have passed these areas on a motorcycle plenty of times. Saphan Kwai is a long distance away for me.

Gets a little boring for me, trying lots of new girls though, and always a punt how exciting it will be. Only my Darling girl so far, really worth a repeat. Even then, I don't feel the urgency of it. Don't understand how guys can keep changing girls all the time. I just don't have the desire to fuck every girl. They have to have something special.

Arriving in the rain, after a 14 hour flight exclusion transits wasn't the best of starts. The heat and humidity. Yukh!

But had done some pre-holiday work off Thai friendly and had a few lined up so no 1 slot was already set.

Met in my hotel lobby and true to the pics she had shared. WOW. But just shorter than imagined.

Upper middle class, own car, silicone boobs. That type of chick.

Went up to the hotel bar, had a drink and I just wanted to get hammering but then she wants to have dinner! So there I'm thinking I'm already 500 BH in on drinks and now she wants to eat.

I had had my fill earlier, so out we went and ate and lo and behold, she insisted she wants to pay! OK fine.

Came back to the hotel and the room and got all naughty like we had known each other forever and just met. Showered and started in there and spend the next 2 hours romping all over the room.

Boy was I tired after that! Thankfully she was too, as she had flown in from some business from Phuket. Her bags were in the car! WOW.

Cleaned up a bit, walked her down and out and escorted her to her car parked some 50 m away. Kiss kiss. Bye bye.

What a wonderful GFE and to think it was off Thai friendly! Already rescheduled to meet on Fri night.

So wake up after poor sleep. Jetlag definitely kicked in and all the booze on the way in pounding as a headache! What a start to the day full of meetings.

In the horrendous traffic off to meetings that only saw me get back at 630 pm thanks to more horrendous traffic.

Anyways, had been chatting to another girl off Thai friendly. Turns out this one works at some massage place in Suk33, but all the same a stunner. Not the bag of bones thin type but with some meat on her and big boobs au natural. A generous D-cup.

So she agrees to come over for 3000 BHT for 2 hours. Am tired anyway so why struggle on the hunt I thought. Arranged to meet at 9 and 930 she tells me she at bar. Traffic again!

One look and I wasn't disappointed. Dressed as that casual but sexy girl next door you always wanted to bang!

Off to the room and she prepares the Nuru as I had requested. Wow. What a job she did of it. Great massage. Ending up in some very slippery wild sex. Then to the shower. And we get to the bed and she breaks out oil for a round 2 massage! Just does my hands and feet as they didn't get nuru attention! Never heard that excuse but it was definitely what the body needed and I didn't complain! 2 and a half hours in and I think she's getting ready to go and she says she wants more sex before she goes! Did anyone complain? Not me! Wham. Had another session and showered up again and she lovingly washed the oil off me.

Paid her the 3000 + 500 tip because she truly deserved it. She showed me pics of girls she works with and I've chosen one who she thinks I will enjoy for tomorrow and speaks good English!

So lets see how tomorrow goes. Now I go to sleep on a messy bed that smells nuru gel!

Most new bars in Nana have been bombing out badly. However we find the resurrection of Billboard. I visited about 3 months ago and had to admit a huge improvement with the revamp.

Now I saw the Stickman article claiming it is the best Nana Bar: [URL]http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/StickmanWeeklyColumn2015/Billboard-Nana-Plaza.htm[/URL].

Stickman's article includes photos of the girls. Not many were to my taste only one or two would I possibly choose.

Today was the return visit. Its a large dark room so doesn't look very full. However I guess doing moderate business. Just the atmosphere in the darkness is not quite as good as Crazy House, which may have the same number of customers and girls (or maybe less girls) but are packed in a little tighter.

The girls in the suds area were okay But not that pretty in the face so I quickly moved near to rotating stage. Here all the girls are "Coyotes" whether they wear Coyote type tops and short shorts or whether they wear bikinis. They all wore black just a trifle boring. Most girls have pretty good figures, as far as, the outfit allows them to be seen. Very few fatties. However really pretty faces fairly minimal, but most above average. I would generally say the same about Crazy House girls. So the girls in the two bars are quite comparable really, except that many in CH are fully nude.

I managed to spot 2 to 3 very cute faces. One was number 768. The other had no number. Slightly shorter and slightly cuter. Turned out she was a newbie of just two days. Number 8xx I don't remember, since the number was missing. As the stage rotated she stared into space and only caught my glance for a second on one occasion. Some guys say to never choose a girl who does not show that she wants you. I don't agree with this in all circumstances. She did not really look at any customers, but did not look unhappy. My assessment was she was just to shy to play up to the customers, a common thing. No matter to me. I liked her look. White skin, cute little upturned nose, small waist but curving out to the thigh, ass looked okay Even if covered by shorts. Tits too well covered to really assess properly. Big eyes (or so I thought. Big contact lenses LOL).

I had to go hunt for her in the dark when she got off the stage, in order to call her for a drink. She was very friendly no sign of reluctance. So was time to forget her initial lack of attention to customers. Name was Tukataa (meaning doll) and it was appropriate to her very cute looks. Age 20. She did not know much English. So Thai conversation. Chemistry was getting really good, so no thought of releasing her. She stayed with me up till the shows. First was a Cabaret type show typical of Long Gun in former times, and including the blonde spiky haired Long Gun girl, forget the name right now. 2nd show was lesbian but not as good as Suzi Wong Lesbian shows as girls never got the knickers completely off.

By this time Tukataa was giving me very passionate tongue kissing full on in the bar and my jeans were getting very tight. She was not totally without experience having worked one month in Bangkok Bunnies, however she claimed she went "off" with customers fairly sparsely.

Bar fine for Coyotes was just 700 Baht. They are not really Coyotes in any way. They do not dance like Coyotes. Just glorified bargirls. Price was not discussed at all, which is common for me. Girls must asses me as a nice guy unlikely to be stingy. Took her to DI Place ST Hotel. Naked her figure did not look quite as good but still nice enough except tits smaller than expected. Small mummy type tits (just slightly shrunken and very long nipples). She had no stretch marks on belly but I still guessed from the tits she must have had a baby.

On the bed the passionate kissing continued, and as soon as I stopped that she dived down to give me BBBJ which was a very good attempt at deep throat. Very few girls can swallow it all but she came close enough. She enjoyed the DATY a lot, and seemed to be able to orgasm during normal sex as well. The most responsive girl I had for the last week. I changed to some other positions and finished in doggy. No pornstar stuff. Her face was very pretty with only defect being eye teeth displaced forward a little, giving a slight vampire look. No big deal for me. She had longish very silky pussy Bush, so soft it was not a problem, but I guess she has never trimmed.

So face scores an 8, body 6. 5 (tits the weak point), BBBJ 7, GFE kissing 9 and sex scores an 8. 5. I definitely enjoyed the kissing and sex a lot so a must repeat pretty girl. Only one tat and no piercings. Smokes occasionally but not detectable after teeth brushing. She claimed to come from Buriram but did not look like a Buriram girl at all. Perhaps because one of her parents is from Uttaradit in the North. I would say her look is more like from that area, similar to an ex GF from Uttaradit, but cuter nose.

Am I hooked on the bar? Not quite. I still prefer CH where can see what is happening better. I still have a few untried girls at CH I would like to do. However I certainly could miss the fabulous GFE from Tukataa, given she has really pretty face and body quite good, if not perfect. So will return. She was my best session for the week based on looks, attitude, and GFE combination. Acts very eager to please. Previously worked serving/selling food in Central Lat Prao department store complex. I lost no time to get her contact number, unlike others tried this week.

Is Billboard the best bar in Nana? Not too sure, but cannot argue. I have been willing to stay there longer than most Nana bars, but still lacks the excitement factor of party vibe can get from CH. I like Mercury but only for Palm and Noi. If those two girls are not there, then Mercury becomes a complete bore for me. So could well be Billboard has best overall standard of girls, given my dislike for fake stuff.

So I think if you visit any Nana bars at all, Billboard on top floor left is worth a visit. I am not going to rave about it though. A little too dark for me. Has one suspect mamasan, fat one (ex Crazy House - ex Mercury) that cannot be trusted, make sure you have correct money for the BF. Billboard shits on Bangkok Bunnies for girl quality of looks in my opinion (unless you are a big fan of sillies). Of course still some fake noses and tits at Billboard, but natural girls also.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1923843]So face scores an 8, body 6. 5 (tits the weak point), BBBJ 7, GFE kissing 9 and sex scores an 8. 5. I definitely enjoyed the kissing and sex a lot so a must repeat pretty girl. Only one tat and no piercings. Smokes occasionally but not detectable after teeth brushing. She claimed to come from Buriram but did not look like a Buriram girl at all. Perhaps because one of her parents is from Uttaradit in the North. I would say her look is more like from that area, similar to an ex GF from Uttaradit, but cuter nose.
[/QUOTE]Just occurred to me that Tukataa looked like Selena Gomez a little, but with smaller nose and definitely smaller tits. So that is the type of look that appealed to me.

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Stickman suggests Billboard has girls that appeal to Farangs more than Japanese. No idea why that is. Perhaps the relatively plain hairstyles not at all like Bacarra. Certainly less girls with silicones than Bacarra or Bangkok Bunnies. Less nose jobs but still plentiful. There were several Asian customers attending. Called into CH later for a direct comparison between the girls. Hard to say the girls are very different from Billboard to Crazy House other than naked. Certainly CH has more Asian customers than Farangs, and yet it is very different from Baccara. CH was not absolutely full but was midnight at the time. Still busy enough. Strangely the blonde short haired dancer with big floppy felt hat, that performed in the Billboard Cabaret threesome show was now at CH as a customer with a very young handsome Asian guy. Since I have known her for probably 13 years from Long Gun, I guess she at least 30 still looking hot.

Kratae showed up at CH too, the slim very tight body girl with tan skin and short hair who looks like Rihanna. Have not seen her for a while. Got Oom 91 a little drunk so managed to get her top off to show the nice tits. Kratae and Oom would both be almost founding girls at Crazy House, 3 years ago. I think Crazy opened approx. June or July 2013.

Just a heads up guys. Harlim and The Best go go's were shut down here last night. These were the two most foreigner friendly bars. They were shut down for the girls dancing naked, having foreign sex workers, and 2 foreign workers were caught working that were not age appropriate.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1924408]Just a heads up guys. Harlim and The Best go go's were shut down here last night. These were the two most foreigner friendly bars. They were shut down for the girls dancing naked, having foreign sex workers, and 2 foreign workers were caught working that were not age appropriate.[/QUOTE]Oh shit. I got there a bit too slow, in that I did not go yet. Naked dancing. Just what I wanted.

I thought I would spell differently again, just for variety, this time to show long vowel sounds.

Ages ago I took a girl from a place called something like Chat in Saphan Kwai. Price was something like 1800 baht all-in including the hotel room. She was nice looking but service was just standard. I found the constant pestering to buy food and then helping themselves to all the change for a 200+ baht 'tip' really off-putting so never went back. At the time the best bar was supposed to be Rainbow but the male waiters all seemed scared of me, even when I spoke Thai. I've never been back to the area since.

Please clear out you inbasket Thanks. .

So after a long day working serious stuff, I was a victim of the Thai traffic!

Over 2 hours for a 10 km ride is obscene! The 45 min we were hardly moving, so bailed out of the chauffeur van and walked 3 km to the hotel to reach at 730 pm.

Tired, heat sweat, long day, wasn't in the mood to go out hunting so option were shortlisted escort or a massage club I saw on the walk in. JC.

Decided to check out JC. OK line up, 2500 for the V class and 2300 for the S class and 1900 for the L ones. 90 min massage and sex with what you can see vs 5000-6000 for an escort I'm sure wasn't going to be as per her pictures! Opted to stay.

Picked a very naughty decent boobs one. V class "speak English". As we go to the room, she spoke almost nil English. But she was oh so cute. Either way 2500 would have been OK for a shag. Or if bad at that. For the massage I figured.

In the room and we naked. Wow. What a body. Claims she's only 19, you might not be wrong.

A tad nervous, but hell naughty. Kept fiddling with me body. Some foreplay, and OKish massage and then pomped the daylights out of her! Credit where due, she took it! Been with girls who just say no no no and stop. Showered, or better put, she washed me thoroughly and I left after over an hour.

All in, definitely worth the 2500 for OK massage and good sex. There's another nice boobed young gun then I won't mind trying!

[QUOTE=DCups;1924480]Uncle V where are you?

Please clear out you inbasket Thanks. .[/QUOTE]He's too busy juggling all his girls!

A periodic reminder about the Cayote Girl scam on Soi Cowboy. These are the girls in hot pants. They are the hottest looking and bars hire their services to lure you in. Most will let you bar fine them but many won't do anything with you after that. The bar fine is easily double that of the regular go go dancers. The bars need to get rid of them as it has spoiled the atmosphere. Don't sit with don't buy them drinks. You will waste your time and cash.