Day 12: stranded on soi Bongkot
Owen and I decided to go to soi Bongkot early afternoon, a strip of gents clubs within walking distance of the soi Buakhao area.
To get there, walk on to soi Pothole and take the left fork in front of Triangle Bar. Follow this street until it meets 3rd Road and you'll see Kings Club opposite, where I had a very enjoyable rally with Thailand's answer to Emma Radacanu on my last trip. To the right of Kings Club there is a left fork. Take this road as it curves left and soon you'll reach a left turn towards Full Love Inn. It only takes about 15 minutes to walk there from soi Buakhao.
We arrived under slate grey skies, rain imminent. Soi Bongkot is a strip of about half a dozen gents clubs with names like Badabing, 007 and Amsterdam. Originally our plan was just to get a sense of the place, ahead of a full night-time exploration, but suddenly big drops of rain began to fall so we hurried in to Amsterdam.
I've been with over 100 girls in the city of the same name and it was there I fucked my first ever Thai girl, Oye, which gave me my Thai addiction.
Amsterdam was nicely done out inside with lots of private booths, partitioned with bamboo walls and curtains, should things get steamy. There were only three girls but all were pretty, probably mid 20's and wearing elegant red dresses. Owen spotted a nurses outfit hanging on the wall and before long his girl was wearing it on and using a stethoscope to check Owen's heartbeat.
A room upstairs here is 300 baht and it's 1500 to the lady for a full service. Good value I think given the quality of girls.
Outside there was a huge crack of thunder and when we left the rain was lashing down to such a degree, the entire road was completely under water, bits of litter drifting past in the current.
We were stranded on soi Bongkot.
Next door is Carre Blanc. The interior feels more like a bar than a gents club but to the side of the bar are several curtained cubicles and rooms are available upstairs too. Owen and I sat on a fake leather couch, opposite five girls, busy on their phones. The talent was average but one of them sat next to me and began stroking my dick. She was a hardened pro, probably mid 30's with blond hair and big fake tits and predictably I felt myself getting hard. 'Anaconda!' she said with a glint in her eye.
'500 baht blowjob?' she then asked.
Another huge crack of thunder shook the building, reminding me we wouldn't be leaving soi Bongkot any time soon. I decided there was only one thing for it. An emergency blowjob!
Before my first ever trip to Thailand I remember chatting with my friend Kiwi Al at the pub and he told me about blowjob bars in Bangkok. I was fascinated but I've never been to one but here I had chance to replicate the experience.
She led me to a cubicle next to the bar and pulled the curtain closed behind her. Then she knelt between my legs, pulled my shorts down and gave me a really good blowjob. In the bars I love to target young, pretty girls but sometimes their oral skills can be lacking. This cougar however knew exactly what she doing, nice tempo, slow and deep. I watched her head bobbing up and down in a mirror opposite.
It was quite exciting because I was only separated by a thin curtain from Owen, a matter of meters away at the bar. I could hear him chatting and sharing jokes with the mamasan. I lay back, closed my eyes in pleasure and shot my load in her mouth. A comprehensive vacuuming service!
The cost was 300 for the room and 500 for the blowjob.
The rain had stopped and there was now a pathway between large brown puddles to plot our escape. We only intended to come to soi Bongkot for a quick recce but we'd stayed for an hour and a half. We walked back along 3rd Road, past Big see and several flooded side streets. Wet season was meant to be over a few weeks ago but we've had heavy rain each of the past three days.
I picked up my laundry and had a couple of hours to relax in my room before it was time to meet the guys for another night out.
We started in Vixen where I bought a few drinks for my favourite girl, her hair newly curled and nails freshly varnished. She told me she'd had English classes in the afternoon, which cost her 10,000 baht for 30 hours. It's one of the reasons I like her, she's very easy to talk to.
Her English is so good in fact she nicknames me 'playboy', as she suspects that I 'go with many Thai lady'.
After a quiet beer in Blue Sky Bar we went to Area 52. The band next door was playing 'Sweet Child of Mine' as Sam bought his little girl a drink. It was funny, earlier in the night he told me that she'd annoyed him the night before (for reasons too tedious to go in to) so he was going to teach her a lesson and not buy her a drink tonight. But all it took was a flutter of her eyelashes and his steely resolve faded. He bought her two ladydrinks, gave her 100 baht for food and promised to barfine her later in the night! That'll teach her.
We went to Slutz and then Oh Bar. I bought a drink for a girl Sam has previously bar-fined but told me he has since fallen out with (it's like a soap opera keeping up with Sam's drama). 'Moving in on my girl?' he joked while simultaneously marking his territory.
The problem is, he has about five 'favourites' at Oh Bar so what are we supposed to do, sit in the corner and avoid chatting to girls for fear of breaking some kind of bro code? What makes it amusing is that he brazenly chases girls I've been with. My favourite girl of my last trip, Nat, told me on Line that he'd tried to bar-fine her just after I left.
I left the guys and walked to Krazy Bar, expecting my favourite not to be there again. But when I approached she stood up, waved frantically and shouted 'halloooo'. A warm welcome. I bought her a drink and we had lots of fun and laughter as we tried to mimic the dance moves on a TV screen opposite. But when I enquired about the barfine she told me 'cannot, have to meet sister'. It was already past 1 am so I suspect she didn't have time to squeeze a short-time in before getting picked up by her boyfriend at 2 am. Shame.
I ended up bar-fining my favourite from Vixen for 2000 long-time (previously she charged 2500 so she must like me). The sex was even better second time round and when we curled up to each other afterwards, she did something I really like. I was spooning her and she took my hand and made me cup one of her breasts before we both fell asleep.
I'm just over halfway through my trip and I'm having a great time. I've been with 16 girls in 12 days, including some really pretty ones, and the sex has been great too.
People who claim Pattaya is dead are wide of the mark.
