Bangkok Reports

Been hanging with BB the last month. Great guy and very good taste when it comes to girls. Only top shelf for him. 555.

I would trust his judgement on most things and he knows what he is doing. Especially in Pattaya, where he has the city wired.

His busty BB girl is indeed the hottest girl at Thermae. But I don't think she will go with non-asians. She would not even look at me. And as you all know I am the handsomest of hansumm men. 555.

I've busy juggling girls that I have not had much time to post. But back in Moscow now so will have a bit more time to weight in.

PS: On Oskar. A nice place and great food and drinks. Girls not so much. Mostly older and some downright fuggly. Yes you can find a cute girl there but she is likely to be on the other side of 30. My 23 year old, regular, freebie shop girl that I picked up this trip, hates the place and was startled by my suggestion that we meet there for a drink.

[QUOTE=Dabbang;1931124]Hi all,

I am visiting first time Bangkok and Pattaya from 17 to 23 September. I will be very grateful to seniors over here if they can list down all the places where mongering could be easily done. Also if possible share some contacts too.

Thanks.[/QUOTE] Well Mr. Senior memeber with 30 posts, lets see. Hmm there is this really cool place in Thailand, its called Pattaya. The whole city is full of bars, discos, beer bars, massage shops, soapies, Go go's amd so forth. But becareful and don't blink or you'll miss it. Bangkok however is a little tough. If you are a western fan then go check out the rodeo, there's a street where cowboys like to hang out with lots of horses and birds if you like nature, there's even a place to buy guns and you can meet the famous Suzie Wong there.

If you get homesick, you can go visit your Nana, but please becareful of the giants. They are dangerous. They will steal your money at a moments notice. They are tricky little sons of bitches too, they can shape shift. One moment you will see a beautiful lady and the next, your left with your pants down around your ankles getting a BJ from the boy next door.

If you Miss your ex girlfriends, Bangkok has something to help you with that too. You can visit Tulip, Mango, and Annie. These girls are full of wonderful magic. They can morf into an exact replica of anyone lady. For example, Tulip specializes in that crazy girlfriend whose willing to try anything. Mango is almost the same but she never goes outside without a raincoat. Annie likes to play in the tub with rubber duckies and sometimes can go outside and play. Oh, I almost forgot about Snow White. She's a very bad girl. She will try anything new, forget it the next day, and try it again tomorrow.

If you need a break amd need to get back to your religous roots, you can go study the bible at Eden. Funny place this is though, the nuns only work in pairs. One likes to help you with all your needs while the other watches and plays on her phone.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must cut my story short. I am feeling horny so I must read the forum to find out where to go in Thailand. Shall I look in the Bangkok thread, Annies thread, massage thread, Pattaya thread, or hell I may even get crazy and search the user blogs on how to find a girl on the street or on the internet. My apt is also under renovation so I may even check out the hotel threads to see the best place for me and my little bird to settle in.

One last thing I forgot. Can I loan you my phone? You can just call any lady you like.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1931424]His busty BB girl is indeed the hottest girl at Thermae. But I don't think she will go with non-asians. She would not even look at me. And as you all know I am the handsomest of hansumm men. 555.
[/QUOTE]Indeed you are. Makes me feel better now that she had no interest in me at all. Very cute indeed but perhaps not my first choice. I prefer totally natural girls, a bit more difficult to find. Quite a few pretty options in their last night. Some were same girls I saw previously. I guess it does not take too many visits to have seen nearly all the top looking girls.

What percentage of girls in Thermae would say reject you as a Handsome relatively young Farang? It can only be worse for me, unless I deliberately choose girls that I suspect are not Japanese choice.

The prettiest girl in the place has a stunning face big eyes (maybe special contacts), but a little thick around thighs I think. Still she takes about 10 minutes to get a customer. So she gets taken much faster than BB's girl. She sits directly opposite side from BB's busty girl. I wonder if she will take me if I approach her. Not very likely perhaps. She could easily be making a fortune by a series of quickie sessions. I am thinking she could easily do 4 sessions per night and pull in 10K baht by keeping the sessions to well under an hour, each. She could well be making north of 200K Baht per month, despite her body possibly not being perfect. Angel face could do it.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1931462]Indeed you are. Makes me feel better now that she had no interest in me at all. Very cute indeed but perhaps not my first choice. I prefer totally natural girls, a bit more difficult to find. Quite a few pretty options in their last night. Some were same girls I saw previously. I guess it does not take too many visits to have seen nearly all the top looking girls.

What percentage of girls in Thermae would say reject you as a Handsome relatively young Farang? It can only be worse for me, unless I deliberately choose girls that I suspect are not Japanese choice.

The prettiest girl in the place has a stunning face big eyes (maybe special contacts), but a little thick around thighs I think. Still she takes about 10 minutes to get a customer. So she gets taken much faster than BB's girl. I wonder if she will take me if I approach her. Not very likely perhaps. She could easily be making a fortune by a series of quickie sessions.[/QUOTE]Oh tons reject me.

I get so many cold looks walking by the left side of the club that it feels like Siberia in January. 555.

Just need to persevere and take the lumps on the ego and you'll be fine. Not so much about looks but about ethnicity and age with them.

You are a fit and hansuum man your self. I hope I look half as good when I am your age.

RE: the prettiest girl. Does she hang out along the wall opposite the entrance (the one farthest form Sukhumvit and close to stairwell that leads to bathrooms)? Short, and light brown hair? Is she is good friends with BB's regular girl? PM me your email/line and I can send you a pic if you think this this is the girl.

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1931461]Well Mr. Senior member with 30 posts, lets see.
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One last thing I forgot. Can I loan you my phone? You can just call any lady you like.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grrrr;1931373]Popcorn. Check.

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Ok, I'm ready for the the fireworks! Let he games begin. Hahahaha 😀128512;.[/QUOTE]

We need more of these posts!

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1931472]Oh tons reject me.

I get so many cold looks walking by the left side of the club that it feels like Siberia in January. 555.

Just need to persevere and take the lumps on the ego and you'll be fine. Not so much about looks but about ethnicity and age with them.


RE: the prettiest girl. Does she hang out along the wall opposite the entrance (the one farthest form Sukhumvit and close to stairwell that leads to bathrooms)? Short, and light brown hair? Is she is good friends with BB's regular girl? PM me your email/line and I can send you a pic if you think this this is the girl.[/QUOTE]Is there a special hint there about girls on the left side being more difficult? I admit my girl that was happy to take Farang came from the other side.

The prettiest girl, not just my opinion, but from watching how fast she was taken was a little less than half way down the right side. She was taller than average, usually sitting with handbag on her lap (possibly hiding that below the waist was not her best aspect). Top of her head always seemed a few inches higher than the surrounding girls. Still she was O.K. when standing up, just a little thicker than my skinny preference.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1931474]We need more of these posts![/QUOTE]BKK Dog does a pretty good job already. The odd one is good. It was one of the more amusing examples. However, I am not sure we want to be overly swamped by satirical posts, even if the points are well made. Some other posters use Satire in the most un imaginative unskilled way. In short, they are not always funny. This one was significantly better. I wish we still had the subtle humour of Nic Frenchy as well. He had a special skill to be see Thailand in a very amusing viewpoint.

[QUOTE=Kaywhy;1931382]And for the record, I love kumbu's stories, how real I don't know but anyone who puts that much effort to describe his wandering a gets a thumbs up from me.[/QUOTE]Thank you sir, I appreciate you saying so. And for the record. . . 100% real. I don't bullshit because I use my own posts as a record yeas later to remind myself of what happened. It helps when I return to BKK. So if I bullshit, I am fooling myself in the future, if that makes sense.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1931480] I wish we still had the subtle humour of Nic Frenchy as well. [/QUOTE]Ah yes, Nic Frenchy, now THERE was a man I admire. His absence is most noticeable.

Yes you will get in.

Us it worth it. For me no.

If you speak Thai or Jap then it may be a diff experience.

Girls are great looking but can get very expensive.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1930543]Anyone have an update on Thaniya Road gogo bars? Are they good?

If a Farang goes with a Japanese guy will he get in?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1931479]Is there a special hint there about girls on the left side being more difficult? I admit my girl that was happy to take Farang came from the other side.

The prettiest girl, not just my opinion, but from watching how fast she was taken was a little less than half way down the right side. She was taller than average, usually sitting with handbag on her lap (possibly hiding that below the waist was not her best aspect). Top of her head always seemed a few inches higher than the surrounding girls. Still she was O.K. when standing up, just a little thicker than my skinny preference.[/QUOTE]I think the younger, better looking girls are on the left side. They are in higher demand, so I guess they can be more picky.

Can't say I remember your girl from the right side. But there are also some gems there as well. But a lot more older less attractive girls too than on the left.

Maybe BB will remember. He has a better memory for this kind of stuff.

[QUOTE=Kumbu;1931487]Thank you sir, I appreciate you saying so. And for the record. . . 100% real. I don't bullshit because I use my own posts as a record yeas later to remind myself of what happened. It helps when I return to BKK. So if I bullshit, I am fooling myself in the future, if that makes sense.[/QUOTE]The kind of adventures you have simply cannot be made up!

LOVE your posts and lookign forward to reading more about more of your leg munching fun in the future.

I don't get the fascination with Thermae. If a large number of girls are not open to non-East Asians then surely it would be better if we all withdrew our custom entirely (as I did years ago) and take our custom to places that appreciate it. You're totally losing face in front of the Japanese / Korean guys and they're laughing at you. Where's your sense of pride and self-respect? There are plenty of other places to get freelancers just as good as those who accept you in Thermae without feeling you're picking up the dregs not good enough for a 'superior' racial group.

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1931563]I think the younger, better looking girls are on the left side. They are in higher demand, so I guess they can be more picky.[/QUOTE]In my experience, the better looking girls have always been on the left side, particularly they used to congregate around the jukebox. I think the reason for this is simple traffic flow. As mongers tend to enter the front entrance, they will usually be "guided" by staff to buy a drink at that side corner. Once drink in hand, the visitor traffic flow tends to be a clockwise circuit starting from the bar. So the "lineup" has always seemed start there on the left side. If I was looking for customer, that is where I would perch myself. The other spot the girls tend to congregate is around the back exit, where they hope to make contact with guys going out for toilet breaks. I find the girls with the least interest in farang guys to be in that vicinity, but that may be my impression. YMMV. Enjoy BKK, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=*****man;1931567]I don't get the fascination with Thermae. If a large number of girls are not open to non-East Asians then surely it would be better if we all withdrew our custom entirely (as I did years ago) and take our custom to places that appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Or it could work the other way. We have a new generation of generation of clients and new generation of girls. I think it would be interesting if a group of us farang started frequenting the bar, occupying the back tables the same way that the Japanese guys did 10 years ago. Buy a few drinks. Take a few girls out. Treat them fairly but firmly. If the girls saw farang as a more "known quantity", they would change their perceptions and actions sooner than you think. 15 years ago Thermae girls would tell me that they don't like to go with the Japanese guys. Why? Because of poor communication and "unknown factor". Now that has all changed and farang are the unknown. We could change that. Of course this would take some effort, some solidarity and some reasonable expectation, which unfortunately are traits that most farang do not broadly display. But I believe it could be done. Every retreat you make is a victory for your opponent. Enjoy BKK, AsianRain.