Ghana

[QUOTE=Goshawk;1687355] .... When I asked what a guy like me, definitely NOT a young guy, would have to shell out, they giggled, talked in Twi among themselves and came up with anywhere from $200. - to 100 Cedis. Yes. They admitted, $200. - is an "obroni" price. We laughed, and one said that she would be more than happy to go with me to my hotel for a short time for 50 Cedis or all night for 100 Cedis.
....[/QUOTE]For those of you staying for a prolonged time in Accra, you can follow a basic Twi course at Goethe Institute or some other place. There is also a Pimsleur Twi audio course which you can download (among other Twi course material) at a (ny) torrent site.

A little bit of Twi gets you 'far' if you dear with Non-pros Also Twi is 'almost' spoken 'anywhere' in Ghana most tourists travel (Kumasi, Takoradi, Cape Coast ect).

Probably the other and most dominant language in Accra is Ga. Unfortunately, there are no easy to find or easy to use language methods for Ga. Basically you need to learn it from a friend. But Ga has almost zero value outside of Accra (in Accra there are about 600 k Ga speakers). BTW, if you are new to this, I posted several months ago (maybe a year?) a 'sexual Ga- English' list of words and useful expression.

Take care all.

[QUOTE=TheGreek;1687804]For those of you staying for a prolonged time in Accra, you can follow a basic Twi course at Goethe Institute or some other place. There is also a Pimsleur Twi audio course which you can download (among other Twi course material) at a (ny) torrent site.

A little bit of Twi gets you 'far' if you dear with Non-pros Also Twi is 'almost' spoken 'anywhere' in Ghana most tourists travel (Kumasi, Takoradi, Cape Coast ect).

Probably the other and most dominant language in Accra is Ga. Unfortunately, there are no easy to find or easy to use language methods for Ga. Basically you need to learn it from a friend. But Ga has almost zero value outside of Accra (in Accra there are about 600 k Ga speakers). BTW, if you are new to this, I posted several months ago (maybe a year?) a 'sexual Ga- English' list of words and useful expression.

Take care all.[/QUOTE]You can also learn Ewe. This is the language of the Ewe people. About 3 million of them live in the Volta region and whose ancient lands spill over into what is now Togo. Various dialects of Ewe can be found as far away as Nigeria. IMHO, they are the most straightforward and honest people in West Africa and the women that I have met tend to be nicer, at least to my taste (slender) and sexier than the other ethnic groups in Ghana.

[QUOTE=Simian;1689119]You can also learn Ewe. This is the language of the Ewe people. About 3 million of them live in the Volta region and whose ancient lands spill over into what is now Togo. Various dialects of Ewe can be found as far away as Nigeria. IMHO, they are the most straightforward and honest people in West Africa and the women that I have met tend to be nicer, at least to my taste (slender) and sexier than the other ethnic groups in Ghana.[/QUOTE]Simian thank you for the excellent comment! To my knowledge (and actually ignorance till you corrected me). I thought that Ewe was spoken in Togo and a small group of people in Ghana near the Togolese border. So far I have meet one 1 Ewe person and yes it has been a positive experience personality wise.

From what I have heard from locals, the Krobo girls are supposed to be the most beautiful in Ghana and then the Gas. Of course, perception of what beauty is, it is a very personal thing.

Back to Ewe, and please correct me if I am wrong, I have never seen any method / book / cdrom / DVD or audio course for Ewe. Only for Twi and Hausa. And I have only seen or am aware of of only Twi been formally taught in Accra for foreigners. And of course I am open to enlightenment and any feedback that will improve that statement.

Take care.

G

I will be visiting Ghana soon, I will be staying Alisa hotel is this hotel GF friendly. I also need help in getting some contacts, please PM some good contacts.

Thanks,

Nans

[QUOTE=Nanu82;1689559]I will be visiting Ghana soon, I will be staying Alisa hotel is this hotel GF friendly. I also need help in getting some contacts, please PM some good contacts.

Thanks,

Nans[/QUOTE]Alisa is a clean GF friendly hotel. It's a business hotel that gets very busy in the morning. Room rate includes a nice breakfast.

[QUOTE=TheGreek;1689428]Simian thank you for the excellent comment! To my knowledge (and actually ignorance till you corrected me). I thought that Ewe was spoken in Togo and a small group of people in Ghana near the Togolese border. So far I have meet one 1 Ewe person and yes it has been a positive experience personality wise.

From what I have heard from locals, the Krobo girls are supposed to be the most beautiful in Ghana and then the Gas. Of course, perception of what beauty is, it is a very personal thing.

Back to Ewe, and please correct me if I am wrong, I have never seen any method / book / cdrom / DVD or audio course for Ewe. Only for Twi and Hausa. And I have only seen or am aware of of only Twi been formally taught in Accra for foreigners. And of course I am open to enlightenment and any feedback that will improve that statement.

Take care.

G[/QUOTE]Generally speaking, because of the ancient politics of Ghana where the Ashanti were and, to an extent still are, the dominant tribal group, everyone else tends to follow their lead. So it is normal for Ewe people to speak Twi and even to learn it before they learn English. You are right. The only media that I have seen in the country for learning a local language is for Twi only.

If only 5 star hotels and 5 star girls with fancy underwear are good enough for you, then you prolly won't get much info from this. But, if you like to find pretty and very friendly girls cheap and you are not a Ghana expert, then you might find some useful updated info (of March 2015). And, alas. No pics. Sorry.

Ghana is full of pretty girls 18 - 19 years upwards with (by western standards) a loose moral, and any foreign guy who resembles more human than orangutan and wears clothes that have not been worn over two weeks without a wash, can score some 70 - 80 % of them. And if you enjoy a little bit extreme (small towns and small hotels), it can be a minor Klondyke for you girl-wise.

Well, Accra is LARGE and excitingly anonymous. So, you can find dozens of separate hunting grounds without any fear of running into your yesterdays' date. People don't move around a lot in Ghana. A taxi ride from one suburb to another may take 2 hours. And a couple of days' salary (say, 30 cedis) - so locals won't bother doing it.

I myself enjoy outdoor joints. Fresh and tasty tilapia meal for 15 cedis and bottle of decent red wine for another 15 cedis (and actually in Madina there is a shop where you can get genuine Italian wines for 11 cedis a bottle). It is not too hot in open air places after sunset, and usually also not too many flies or mosquitos around. Close to a paradise to me. My experience is also that in those places which are popular among the locals, food is mostly fresh and cooked with care and expertise. The same can't be always said about the hotel restaurants or other western style joints, which have usually only a few clients around. In the present day Ghana with its daily electricity cuts the frozen ingredients may have melted and re-frozen numerous times. However, there are, of course, western style food places with plenty of customers and good quality food, too. Like in the malls (which I hate myself for sentimental reasons). Or try Baritas in Adenta, close to the naughty Jessies' night spot. Good food with air con for a decent price (not a paid ad).

What is more, there seems to be no hostile attitudes towards foreigners at all in Ghana. People are very well behaving, friendly and polite, and no, it is not those fake smiles like in many places where tourism is a bigger industry. And in Ghana it is totally normal to talk with strangers. So, even if there are up to half a dozen tribes in Ghana, there are little hostilities between these groups, except in some rural areas in Norther Ghana.

Police won't bother you also. In 6 weeks I haven't been asked for my passport once. I wouldn't still rent a car and start driving in Accra myself. Traffic is not as bad as e. G. Dacca or Manila, but it is different enough, and I would not fancy ending up in a police station to explain what went just wrong in the street corner. I do know that police here acquires extra salary by hunting minor mistakes in the traffic, such as talking to mobile phone even if you are queuing up somewhere. For local drivers 10 cedis will make up the "crime", but if you are foreigner, the price might be a lot higher.

And how to find a girl? It is very easy. No need to get contacts beforehand through internet dating sites. And most of the girls in the popular sites are fakers anyway. They just want your money, giving a no-show in return. You will have 10 times more chances to find nice company in the streets than using the net. Ghana is still a country where almost half of the young folks don't have even email address, too. If you want to score effectively, forget the sites. And get to the grass root level.

But if you enjoy chatting, you can of course hit a jackpot also through the dating sites. I did. She is a college girl, 20 years, with pretty face and a beautiful, firm body. She has been staying with me for a few nights now. I feed her and give taxi money. Today 30 cedis (she had to buy something.) Just went to school and left me with my 3 cedi breakfast. Giving me a chance to write this report. I don't like reporting about intimate details. So I just tell this: she is a temperamental girl (and red wine is NOT the drink with her). Usually she rejects me for about hour and a half, but finally she gives in. And when she gets into the mood, an average 50 years old chap like me would need probably two assistants to make her happy all the way. I have managed to make her thoroughly satisfied a couple of times, using all the equipment I am furnished with, and after that she sleeps, or rather passes out, in about 15 seconds, without saying a word or moving any muscle. There is absolutely nothing fake or untrue about her when we meet. And I don't care who she meets when she is not with me. Life is beautiful.

I contacted through net maybe a dozen girls. Half of them were total fakes, the rest were looking for a real date, but of course mostly with economical interests. And it is totally ok, of course. My own interests weren't any more noble.

Back to the street level. I was very, very lucky to find a 100 % reliable taxi driver with a naughty mind and countless contacts. He has one official and maybe 3 - 5 unofficial wives in Accra alone, and probably more than 100 girls' telephone numbers in his mobile. If he sees someone that catches his eye while driving, he blows the horn, waves for the girl, opens the window, and starts chatting. This happens daily even if we are not on a particular "hunting mission". And in 4 / 5 cases either the girl gets into the car (which I sometimes don't be impressed about, because I do have a work to do here, too.) or he gets her number. They are perfectly ordinary girls, looking for some fun and some extra income. Most of them have a boy friend, of course. But I'm not of the jealous type.

You can also go into a beauty salon to have your nails cut for two cedis, or to local shop, or hang around on a bar desk. Most waiters are pretty girls. Just start a polite conversation. Say something original like "good evening. How are you?" - Yes, people use these very formal phrases here. First I thought they were joking, but good morning, good afternoon and good evening are almost the only greetings here. People just don't say "Hello, but I guess you won't get stoned even if you do.

I have not heard any unpolite reply from girls, even if it is plain and clear that you are about to ask her to visit your room after the two, three obligatory phrases. Even if you are turned down, you won't get any "f you" or even "get lost". So, no worries. Just get down to it.

How much? - Hmm, it is so much easier to say what is too much. For me 200 cedi (50 USD) is too much. Even for the whole night. Actually girls here usually don't mind staying over night anyway. Especially if there is any hope of a working shower and free breakfast. Only the hard boiled pros want to slip out after the deed is done. Lesson one: avoid hard boiled pros. Unless they are exactly the ones who turn you on, of course!

In Accra 100 cedis is enough for most of those girls who I want to meet. Some may ask more. And considerably more. But just smile (as if you knew everything here) and ask her mobile number for the next meeting. She will take it happily. School teacher's monthly salary maybe only 300 cedis here. So 100 cedis is not bad at all for a one naughty night.

Lesson number two: Don't lie to the girls. Don't pledge your ever lasting love. It is VERY unfair. And it can give you a lot of trouble. I can guarantee you don't want to end up in the situation where you are just about to start a pleasurable discussion with your newly found love, and your yesterday's date comes banging on your door. She might just happen to know the hotel reception guy, and he might have just told her that now you are with a new lady. Ghanaians may not be famous for their temperament, but take my word for it. You don't want to experience the cat-fight scene.

The girls are sleeping around too. You have no real reason to lie to them. Just say, you are a lonely boy in this city and need some comfort. You don't need to be looking for a wife to make them willing. They are quite willing anyway. Some more than you can take. And, yes, there are a lot of girls, also in Accra, who will never ask you a dime. But please, use your common sense. Everybody needs money: just give them the 50 cedis as taxi money. They need only 10 of it for the taxi, and can live a couple of days with the rest of it very nicely.

The other day, we visited Hohoe, in Volta region. It is one of the poorer areas. We went to a cheap guest house with only fans in the rooms (and the last days with no running water too) - it was less than 100 cedis for three rooms per night. We had a little party in the local out door night club (Obama Gardens): 7 people, some 20 - 25 bottles of beer and other drinks plus some snack, 94 cedis in total. And the girls. Up to you, really. First night we paid 60/40 / 20 (sic) cedis for the over night visits. Next evening we made it to the local hot spot (Malezia, only half open air joint). Only a little bit more expensive (wine tends to be pricey in the smaller towns, close to 20 cedis a bottle). There were us three guys (two locals and me) and five girls buzzing around the table (and drinking for our bill.) - the total damage was around 140 cedis. We decided not to take any of the girls to the guest house, and turned down even the offer-you-can't-refuse we got at the club door. One pretty girl offered herself for 10 cedis all night. Yes, 10,00 locals. There was nothing wrong with the girls. Most of them are a bit of the chunky side, but hot and friendly all the way, no doubt. We just had so many drinks each of us that none fancied the bedroom exercise any more.

Most of the girls. Especially in the smaller towns. Won't make the first contact. That doesn't mean they would not be interested. It just seems to be more customary that a man takes the initiative. Again, I guess the pros maybe different. Anyway, you need to be a little bit sociable and active when hitting the streets or other hunting areas.

So, after 7 weeks here in Ghana I sometimes feel tired, but never regretted this journey. It takes some time to find your own circles in a new environment. To learn how to avoid the schorzing afternoon sun, long taxi rides, and over priced "western" joints. I never got sick of the street food. Kebab (chicken, sausage, gout) for 1 cedi a piece, rise with chicken or beef for 4 - 5 cedis a portion, etc. - good value, compared with say 25 cedi pizza or some 12 cedi glass of orange juice in East Legon.

I also became quite a connoisseur on fans. If you can choose, take the big slow one, avoid small fan with the lowest speed of some 200 miles per hour. It gave me a head ache. Get up early. At around six the light starts coming on, and the weather is fresh and cool for a couple of hours. Nine o'clock you will already be sweating while sitting on the porch. And look for a bar with wooden chairs. Fear for the plastic ones! Cold drinks are nice, but they make you sweat like a pig. .

And: Don't do the unprotected thing. Most girls are ready for it, but just don't do it. OK?

Boogyman,

What a fantastic report, you have covered so many topics with great simplicity, kudos.

My recommendation to admin is that this report be put in the hall of fame, link to reports of distinction.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Boogyman1;1695274]If only 5 star hotels and 5 star girls with fancy underwear are good enough for you, then you prolly won't get much info from this. But, if you like to find pretty and very friendly girls cheap and you are not a Ghana expert, then you might find some useful updated info (of March 2015). And, alas. No pics. Sorry.



I also became quite a connoisseur on fans. If you can choose, take the big slow one, avoid small fan with the lowest speed of some 200 miles per hour. It gave me a head ache. Get up early. At around six the light starts coming on, and the weather is fresh and cool for a couple of hours. Nine o'clock you will already be sweating while sitting on the porch. And look for a bar with wooden chairs. Fear for the plastic ones! Cold drinks are nice, but they make you sweat like a pig. .

And: Don't do the unprotected thing. Most girls are ready for it, but just don't do it. OK?[/QUOTE]

Well I finally made it back to the infamous Jokers in Accra. Had not been in awhile but finally decided to go on Saturday night.

Got there around 10 pm and there was a few girls there but not many. After about an hour a few more finally showed up. I spoke to a few of them but they was wanting about 800.

Cedi for the night ($200). I told them no way was I going to pay that so they went to find another sucker. I finally meet 2 girls that were from Ivory Coast. Come to find out they.

Were sisters or so they said. One spoke English and the other French with a little English. So I finally ask the English speaker how much and it was about the same price as before. I told her to get lost.

That is when she started to go down on the price. Not by much but down some. I then turned to the sister that spoke a little English and checked with her and she wrote down 400.

Cedi ($100). So I said let's go and we went out the door. Well the next thing I know the other sister was following us out and said she was going with us. I stopped her and said that.

Is OK with me but you will be free or you can split the others money. At this point I was ready to go back to the Hotel and if they would have turned around and walked back in that would have been fine with me. But we then proceeded to the car and my driver took us back to the Hotel.

When we arrived everyone got showers and it was on. The sister with little English was out of the shower first so she started in with a BBBJ that was OK. I tried to shove it down her gullet but she gagged each time. Then the other sister came out of the shower and then she started on the BBBJ. She was better and could take it balls deep down her gullet. By then the other sister wanted to play more so she put a cover on me and rode me pretty hard for about 10 minutes. I flipped her over and pounded it for awhile and I do believe she got a couple nuts as the bed was soaked afterwards.

Then it was the other sister turn. She rode it like she stole it and I ended up covered with her juices. (Damn them Ivory Coast girls squirt a lot. Then it was my turn so I took the one that could deep throat and face fucked her till I blew my load and she swallowed everything.

We then cleaned up and went to sleep. (Make sure you lock up all your valuables in the safe before you go out at night. I did so nothing was taken.).

Early the next morning we were up and I gave them the 400 Cedi ($100) plus 20 Cedi each ($5) for cab fair and they went on their way.

So with that said I had a good time but will wait to go back to Jokers the next time I am here. Now to visit some of my drivers places so I can get some cheaper pussy than what I paid.

Dear fellow mongers

I will be in Accra on Saturday 25 April for one night (in transit). I am planning on going out and would not mind meeting with a forumer with similar interests. If you are in Ghana and interested, send me a PM. We can go for a beer and see what plans we can make.

Cheers.

Zed.

This is a great post. Tx boogyman.

[QUOTE=Boogyman1;1695274]If only 5 star hotels and 5 star girls with fancy underwear are good enough for you, then you prolly won't get much info from this. But, if you like to find pretty and very friendly girls cheap and you are not a Ghana expert, then you might find some useful updated info (of March 2015). And, alas. No pics. Sorry.

Ghana is full of pretty girls 18 - 19 years upwards with (by western standards) a loose moral, and any foreign guy who resembles more human than orangutan and wears clothes that have not been worn over two weeks without a wash, can score some 70 - 80 % of them. And if you enjoy a little bit extreme (small towns and small hotels), it can be a minor Klondyke for you girl-wise.

Well, Accra is LARGE and excitingly anonymous. So, you can find dozens of separate hunting grounds without any fear of running into your yesterdays' date. People don't move around a lot in Ghana. A taxi ride from one suburb to another may take 2 hours. And a couple of days' salary (say, 30 cedis) - so locals won't bother doing it.

I myself enjoy outdoor joints. Fresh and tasty tilapia meal for 15 cedis and bottle of decent red wine for another 15 cedis (and actually in Madina there is a shop where you can get genuine Italian wines for 11 cedis a bottle). It is not too hot in open air places after sunset, and usually also not too many flies or mosquitos around. Close to a paradise to me. My experience is also that in those places which are popular among the locals, food is mostly fresh and cooked with care and expertise. The same can't be always said about the hotel restaurants or other western style joints, which have usually only a few clients around. In the present day Ghana with its daily electricity cuts the frozen ingredients may have melted and re-frozen numerous times. However, there are, of course, western style food places with plenty of customers and good quality food, too. Like in the malls (which I hate myself for sentimental reasons). Or try Baritas in Adenta, close to the naughty Jessies' night spot. Good food with air con for a decent price (not a paid ad).

What is more, there seems to be no hostile attitudes towards foreigners at all in Ghana. People are very well behaving, friendly and polite, and no, it is not those fake smiles like in many places where tourism is a bigger industry. And in Ghana it is totally normal to talk with strangers. So, even if there are up to half a dozen tribes in Ghana, there are little hostilities between these groups, except in some rural areas in Norther Ghana.

Police won't bother you also. In 6 weeks I haven't been asked for my passport once. I wouldn't still rent a car and start driving in Accra myself. Traffic is not as bad as e. G. Dacca or Manila, but it is different enough, and I would not fancy ending up in a police station to explain what went just wrong in the street corner. I do know that police here acquires extra salary by hunting minor mistakes in the traffic, such as talking to mobile phone even if you are queuing up somewhere. For local drivers 10 cedis will make up the "crime", but if you are foreigner, the price might be a lot higher.

And how to find a girl? It is very easy. No need to get contacts beforehand through internet dating sites. And most of the girls in the popular sites are fakers anyway. They just want your money, giving a no-show in return. You will have 10 times more chances to find nice company in the streets than using the net. Ghana is still a country where almost half of the young folks don't have even email address, too. If you want to score effectively, forget the sites. And get to the grass root level.

But if you enjoy chatting, you can of course hit a jackpot also through the dating sites. I did. She is a college girl, 20 years, with pretty face and a beautiful, firm body. She has been staying with me for a few nights now. I feed her and give taxi money. Today 30 cedis (she had to buy something.) Just went to school and left me with my 3 cedi breakfast. Giving me a chance to write this report. I don't like reporting about intimate details. So I just tell this: she is a temperamental girl (and red wine is NOT the drink with her). Usually she rejects me for about hour and a half, but finally she gives in. And when she gets into the mood, an average 50 years old chap like me would need probably two assistants to make her happy all the way. I have managed to make her thoroughly satisfied a couple of times, using all the equipment I am furnished with, and after that she sleeps, or rather passes out, in about 15 seconds, without saying a word or moving any muscle. There is absolutely nothing fake or untrue about her when we meet. And I don't care who she meets when she is not with me. Life is beautiful.

I contacted through net maybe a dozen girls. Half of them were total fakes, the rest were looking for a real date, but of course mostly with economical interests. And it is totally ok, of course. My own interests weren't any more noble.

Back to the street level. I was very, very lucky to find a 100 % reliable taxi driver with a naughty mind and countless contacts. He has one official and maybe 3 - 5 unofficial wives in Accra alone, and probably more than 100 girls' telephone numbers in his mobile. If he sees someone that catches his eye while driving, he blows the horn, waves for the girl, opens the window, and starts chatting. This happens daily even if we are not on a particular "hunting mission". And in 4 / 5 cases either the girl gets into the car (which I sometimes don't be impressed about, because I do have a work to do here, too.) or he gets her number. They are perfectly ordinary girls, looking for some fun and some extra income. Most of them have a boy friend, of course. But I'm not of the jealous type.

You can also go into a beauty salon to have your nails cut for two cedis, or to local shop, or hang around on a bar desk. Most waiters are pretty girls. Just start a polite conversation. Say something original like "good evening. How are you?" - Yes, people use these very formal phrases here. First I thought they were joking, but good morning, good afternoon and good evening are almost the only greetings here. People just don't say "Hello, but I guess you won't get stoned even if you do.

I have not heard any unpolite reply from girls, even if it is plain and clear that you are about to ask her to visit your room after the two, three obligatory phrases. Even if you are turned down, you won't get any "f you" or even "get lost". So, no worries. Just get down to it.

How much? - Hmm, it is so much easier to say what is too much. For me 200 cedi (50 USD) is too much. Even for the whole night. Actually girls here usually don't mind staying over night anyway. Especially if there is any hope of a working shower and free breakfast. Only the hard boiled pros want to slip out after the deed is done. Lesson one: avoid hard boiled pros. Unless they are exactly the ones who turn you on, of course!

In Accra 100 cedis is enough for most of those girls who I want to meet. Some may ask more. And considerably more. But just smile (as if you knew everything here) and ask her mobile number for the next meeting. She will take it happily. School teacher's monthly salary maybe only 300 cedis here. So 100 cedis is not bad at all for a one naughty night.

Lesson number two: Don't lie to the girls. Don't pledge your ever lasting love. It is VERY unfair. And it can give you a lot of trouble. I can guarantee you don't want to end up in the situation where you are just about to start a pleasurable discussion with your newly found love, and your yesterday's date comes banging on your door. She might just happen to know the hotel reception guy, and he might have just told her that now you are with a new lady. Ghanaians may not be famous for their temperament, but take my word for it. You don't want to experience the cat-fight scene.

The girls are sleeping around too. You have no real reason to lie to them. Just say, you are a lonely boy in this city and need some comfort. You don't need to be looking for a wife to make them willing. They are quite willing anyway. Some more than you can take. And, yes, there are a lot of girls, also in Accra, who will never ask you a dime. But please, use your common sense. Everybody needs money: just give them the 50 cedis as taxi money. They need only 10 of it for the taxi, and can live a couple of days with the rest of it very nicely.

The other day, we visited Hohoe, in Volta region. It is one of the poorer areas. We went to a cheap guest house with only fans in the rooms (and the last days with no running water too) - it was less than 100 cedis for three rooms per night. We had a little party in the local out door night club (Obama Gardens): 7 people, some 20 - 25 bottles of beer and other drinks plus some snack, 94 cedis in total. And the girls. Up to you, really. First night we paid 60/40 / 20 (sic) cedis for the over night visits. Next evening we made it to the local hot spot (Malezia, only half open air joint). Only a little bit more expensive (wine tends to be pricey in the smaller towns, close to 20 cedis a bottle). There were us three guys (two locals and me) and five girls buzzing around the table (and drinking for our bill.) - the total damage was around 140 cedis. We decided not to take any of the girls to the guest house, and turned down even the offer-you-can't-refuse we got at the club door. One pretty girl offered herself for 10 cedis all night. Yes, 10,00 locals. There was nothing wrong with the girls. Most of them are a bit of the chunky side, but hot and friendly all the way, no doubt. We just had so many drinks each of us that none fancied the bedroom exercise any more.

Most of the girls. Especially in the smaller towns. Won't make the first contact. That doesn't mean they would not be interested. It just seems to be more customary that a man takes the initiative. Again, I guess the pros maybe different. Anyway, you need to be a little bit sociable and active when hitting the streets or other hunting areas.

So, after 7 weeks here in Ghana I sometimes feel tired, but never regretted this journey. It takes some time to find your own circles in a new environment. To learn how to avoid the schorzing afternoon sun, long taxi rides, and over priced "western" joints. I never got sick of the street food. Kebab (chicken, sausage, gout) for 1 cedi a piece, rise with chicken or beef for 4 - 5 cedis a portion, etc. - good value, compared with say 25 cedi pizza or some 12 cedi glass of orange juice in East Legon.

I also became quite a connoisseur on fans. If you can choose, take the big slow one, avoid small fan with the lowest speed of some 200 miles per hour. It gave me a head ache. Get up early. At around six the light starts coming on, and the weather is fresh and cool for a couple of hours. Nine o'clock you will already be sweating while sitting on the porch. And look for a bar with wooden chairs. Fear for the plastic ones! Cold drinks are nice, but they make you sweat like a pig. .

And: Don't do the unprotected thing. Most girls are ready for it, but just don't do it. OK?[/QUOTE]

I was in Accra for four days. I had so much work and my colleagues would not leave me alone. I could only escape one evening and did not have much plans prepared so I went to Jokers. The place is getting worse than it used to. I had trouble finding a girl that I liked and the one I found to my taste were asking for outrageous prices. I ended up picking this girl late. Cindy or Sandy or whatever. Took her to my guesthouse. She was average. Not recommending her.

Anyway. Nothing to share really, sorry for the disappointing post. I am not sure that I like Accra anymore. But maybe I should not judge on a bad experience. Off to Nairobi and Addis in a month. Hopefully that will be more promising.

Zef.

[QUOTE=Zefife;1713718]I was in Accra for four days. I had so much work and my colleagues would not leave me alone. I could only escape one evening and did not have much plans prepared so I went to Jokers. The place is getting worse than it used to. I had trouble finding a girl that I liked and the one I found to my taste were asking for outrageous prices. I ended up picking this girl late. Cindy or Sandy or whatever. Took her to my guesthouse. She was average. Not recommending her.

Anyway. Nothing to share really, sorry for the disappointing post. I am not sure that I like Accra anymore. But maybe I should not judge on a bad experience. Off to Nairobi and Addis in a month. Hopefully that will be more promising.

Zef.[/QUOTE]You're visit was define by your compatriots. I applaud you for keeping up the facade. I would not have. Get away and go alone. No better place.

So I headed back to Ghana for some sex and smiles. I got my first one (smile, not sex) within moments of clearing customs when I was accosted by a taxi driver, and shepherded toward his vehicle, whereupon I was presented with an "official taxi price list" (laminated, to show it was real) which stated that the correct fare for a trip to Oxford Street was 50 cedis. After hearing my roars of laughter, the driver offered to make a "special case" for me and let me go for 40 instead. I thanked him, but said that I would try my luck with one of the scores of taxis passing by the airport, upon which the driver explained that this was a very bad idea, as they were unofficial taxis, not allowed to stop at the airport, and both the driver and I would be arrested.

Incredibly, I was not swooped upon by the authorities as I hailed a cab directly outside the airport, and negotiated a price of 10 cedi for my destination. Unfortunately, despite his assurances to the contrary, the driver did not know where the destination was. I'm no expert on the geography of Accra, but after a few minutes I noticed that we were going in entirely the wrong direction. I again told the driver the destination and asked if he knew it, and he again said that he did. I considered simply sitting back and seeing where we ended up. A kind of anthropological-cultural experiment, if you will. But in the end decided my time wasn't worth it, and told him sharply that he didn't know where he was going and to let me out immediately. He apologised and did so, without receiving compensation. I hailed another taxi, whose driver had a better grasp if his surroundings, and reached my destination for 10 cedi. Ah yes. I know I was back in Africa before I'd even reached the hotel!

I had a lovely snooze, and awoke just before the witching hour, upon which I spruced myself up and headed out to be bewitched by the dark denizens of Jokers Pub and Grill. It was great to be back: I sank a couple of extra-strong African Guinnesses, sank a few balls on the pool table, and sank my hands into some firm and fleshy African buttocks. I bumped (literally, to my great pleasure) into the buxom Nigerian-Ghanaian (so she said) babe I'd shagged a year or so back, with whom I hadn't worked out a price beforehand (rookie mistake), and whom I'd had to pay 200 cedi (back when the exchange rate was a lot less monger-friendly). Since then, I'd whatsapp flirted with her and got some sexy pics, but had ignored her in favour of other hotties on subsequent Jokers runs. She clearly wasn't happy, and pulled away when I stroked her arm, which just made me want to nail her even harder.

But why chase the one who doesn't want you when a hundred do? Being no quasimodo and in a banterous mood, I was having great fun. A tip: don't buy drinks for girls, particularly if they ask you to. They will view you as a pushover, and hang onto you even more when you refuse their requests. At the end of the night, I decided to go for a short, athletic cutie, with thick thighs, bowling balls for a booty, a flat stomach, and lovely looking round breasts. My trained eye (and hands) suggested that they weren't the deadly African pancake tits which flop toward a girl's navel once the bra comes off, and shortly after getting her home, I was happily proven correct! But a step back: the in-club negotiation! I was preparing to go into full-on shyster mode when, in reply to my question as to how much she wanted as a "gift" the next day, she replied with 100 cedis. About US $25. I was expecting to haggle down to 150, and couldn't be arsed to fight her lower than 100, so I said, "100 cedi and no problems in the morning?" to which she replied sweetly in the affirmative, and the deal was done.

A wonderful evening of carnal knowledge followed, as I bellowed with primal, earthy desire while watching my phallus disappear in and out of her beautiful black vagina, her thick and shapely thighs and buttocks thrusting and popping in a veritable kama sutra of positions, her lovely brown breasts bouncing and jiggling as I pressed my face between them. And in the morning, she was good as gold, buggering off with 100 cedi (plus 10 which I gave her when she asked for "taxi money" Ain't life grand?

I hooked up with an old GF the next day, and headed out to Cape Coast for a couple of days. We decided to take the bus from Kaneshie station, which was an ordeal: firstly fighting our way through the endless gridlock on the taxi ride there, and then waiting for what seemed like hours for the bus to fill up (Ghanaian buses, perhaps wisely, have no timetables: they simply leave when they're full). On the plus side, I had a laugh with some of the local ladies who kept calling me "Alejandro" due to my resemblance to a character on one of the badly-dubbed Latin American telenovelas that are all the rage out there. I actually went with the same babe who hadn't wanted a cedi from me on my first trip, then had hit me with a demand to pay for a year's rent at the end of my second. I'd taken pity and unblocked her whatsapp after a few pleading SMSs, and she seemed extremely pleased to see me, a fact she made abundantly clear two seconds after I'd closed the door to our room. 48 hours of fun and frolics later, we headed back, after which I made up some cock and bull story about visiting the Ivory Coast, gave her a kiss and handed her 100 cedi (for which she seemed abundantly grateful), and I was single again.

I decided to visit the famous Labadi Beach one afternoon, and was strolling along, taking in the sea air when I was accosted by some guy who literally followed me the length of the beach talking some jibba-jabba, as Mr T would say. Again, I considered the open-ended anthropological experiment of just continuing to walk and seeing how long he would follow me for, but in the end I opted to stop in for a some very passable lobster at a beachside restaurant, to which he wasn't invited. After a while watching the world go by, I popped into the branch of Vienna City at the beach, ordered a pint, and sat reading my Kindle. It didn't take long for me to be joined by two "friendly" Ghanaian guys: I say "friendly" not in the sense of deviant sexuality, though I have heard rumours of such ungodly practices abounding at this location; but rather high-fiving me, chatting away, ordering food and drinks, and then expecting me to pay for them. LOL. Not this obroni. When I decided to make a move, I called over a passing waitress and told her to bring me the bill, whispering quietly "only for my orders". She did so, and I paid, upon which the smiles of my newfound "friends" turned to furrowed brows, and a confused-sounding "Er, bro, I thought you had this covered". "No. Not sure why you would have thought that," I replied, and away they shuffled.

But not before a couple of girls had joined us. I'm not sure if they knew the guys, or whether they just saw an obroni and an opportunity. Either way, one of them was fairly ordinary, but the other was quite striking. I asked her where she was from, and she said she was half-Egyptian half Ghanaian. That immediately set my pulse racing. There is something deliciously, sexually exotic and forbidden about half-caste girls; particularly half Arabs, most of whom are dressed in sacks with their clits cut off. This one, from her playful, flirtacious demeanour, certainly seemed intact. She had a pretty brown face, and a thick, but not fat body, with just the slightest trace of cute puppy fat. She was wearing a cheerleader-type skirt, which happened to keep riding up to show off thick, shapely legs; that lovely combination of muscle, jiggle and general loveliness one finds on another delectable half-caste girl, Melyssa Ford (yes, I'm a fan of Blood, Sweat and Heels!) I exchanged numbers with both the girls, for the sake of decorum, paid for their drinks, and was on my way.

A side note: Ghana has always seemed very safe to me. It was getting dark by the time I left, and was I in Nigeria or elsewhere I might have been worried about the two guys whose bill I'd refused to pay trying to jump me. But, while I kept my wits about me as usual, there was no such threat, nor from the airport taxi driver I had forced to let me out without paying, nor anyone else. Be polite and controlled but firm, and you will have few problems here.

I gave the half-caste girl a call a while later, and arranged to meet at Accra Mall to catch a movie (I told her to meet me an hour before it started, so she showed up right on time for the trailers). She was very childlike and immature, with lots of giggling and babytalk, which along with the babyfat and Arab blood made my cock all the harder for her (don't worry, American puritans, she was over the arbitrary age of 18). I got her back to my gaff before the end credits had finished rolling. She was very coy and girlish, pretending she didn't know what we were going to do, so I played a game with her, making up rules like "no clothes allowed in this room, I'm afraid", and she played along, much to the delight of me and my hardon. When I got her naked, the lovely thick thighs and big round booty was indeed all I had hoped for, but she seemed to have some kind of weird stretchmarks / skin condition on her butt. Still, it wasn't flaky or wet or anything too gross, so I ploughed onward. She wasn't as good in bed as either of my previous two conquests, but given all that had gone before, and the lovely firm, soft, shapeliness of her ass, she didn't need to be. I put in my favourite (African) position of flat, face-down, legs-together, and pounded her all night long, imagining the dark mutterings of naked black Amazon juju warriors and sex-starved Arab women imprisoned in their burqas. Hey, whatever floats your boat!

In the morning, I slipped 150 cedi into her hand, and my hand between her legs. She didn't seem happy, and put on a hilarious sad-girl pout. I gently broke it to her that that was all she was getting, and turned on the TV. She sat for about five or ten minutes while I ignored her, then muttered something about calling the police. I laughed out loud, gave her a kiss on the cheek, from which she pouted again and shied away. I told her I had to go out now, and eased her gently off the bed and toward the door. She kept up the sad face, so I "generously" gave her another 10 cedi transport money, which got her out the door.

As at the airport, I incredibly avoided the long arm of the law despite the doom-mongering!

I spent an evening at the other Vienna City, in Circle, flirting and playing pool, but didn't see anything that really hit the spot, so decided to head back for a peaceful night. Then it was back to Jokers, like the proverbial kid at the candy store, where I happened upon a light-skinned girl who looked like someone famous, but I can't think who. Anyway, she had a wonderful rack, and was apparently from the Ivory Coast, (why the fuck we're supposed to call it "Cote the'Ivoire" in English is one of life's many imponderables) with a white French grandfather. Her English was good, she had a beautiful accent to go with her striking face and enormous boobies, and was quite sweet and demure. Unlike a lot of girls, she knew it is sexier for a women to say less. And generally pleasant to be around. Plus it gave me a chance to practice my French: win-win-win (or should I say: gagne-gagne-gagne!) I took her back, having discreetly negotiated 150 cedi plus taxi fare, and found myself unable to resist DFKing her all the way home. Not something I usually do with Jokers girls, but there was a real high school sweetheart feel to the whole thing, which worked for both of us. As did the night of sex, and indeed the following two!

Oh, Ghana. Charming, ridiculous, and wild (but unlike much of Africa, just the right side of too wild). And always lots of fun. Don't take anything too seriously there. It's not like the modern west, with its political correctness and feminist snooping, its litigiousness, efficiency, welfare and uptightness. Just remember that 99% of everything you hear is utter bollocks, take everything with humour, don't spend a cedi on anything or anyone you don't want to, and if you see a girl you like, just tell her so. It's the African way: at worst she'll smile and thank you, but more than likely you'll soon be balls-deep in her delightful chocolate cooch, with her boobies threatening to knock you unconscious!

And don't pay more than 150 cedi, unless you're 80, look like Mick Hucknall, or shower once a month. Most Ghanaians seem to spend 12 hours a day in the sweltering sun running into and out of the road trying to sell shite to passing motorists, and probably make that much in a month. These babes have got it easy! Be firm and they'll respect you more.

Addendum: I've been back in Whatsapp touch with the Nigerian-Ghanaian 200 cedi babe from way back, and she seems to have forgiven me and my wallet, so I hope to be balls-deep in her in the near-future. Despite the irritation of the following morning, she was probably the best lay I've ever had, and I reckon I've fucked with her (in a non-sexual way) enough as punishment. I've declared her to be the most beautiful girl in Accra (not too far off) and the only one I want on my next trip (true, till I see the next one!) I'll try and get some photos of her and others next time. Wasn't able to persuade the babes on my latest trip (or I was too drunk and in the throes of orgasmic bliss to remember).

[QUOTE=ChrisP;1727375]So I headed back to Ghana for some sex and smiles. I got my first one (smile, not sex) within moments of clearing customs when I was accosted by a taxi driver, and shepherded toward his vehicle, whereupon I was presented with an "official taxi price list" (laminated, to show it was real) which stated that the correct fare for a trip to Oxford Street was 50 cedis. After hearing my roars of laughter, the driver offered to make a "special case" for me and let me go for 40 instead. I thanked him, but said that I would try my luck with one of the scores of taxis passing by the airport, upon which the driver explained that this was a very bad idea, as they were unofficial taxis, not allowed to stop at the airport, and both the driver and I would be arrested.
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[/QUOTE]Great report, great experience, great way of describing it, better than a video, Mr Chris.

You are making me to buy a ticket to Ghana right now, damn!

I reported your report in the "Report of Distinction" section, it is worth!