Hong Kong Club Reports

Hi, folks, it seems to me that no one has posted anything about HK lately. What is going on there? Personally, HK is not my cup of tea simply because it is too commercialized and the staff is quite arrogant with all that stupid pat downs and cover charges. Well I really can't blame them for being snobs because all you hear from the taxi drivers is "going to Hong Kong?". And even the CBP asked me when I came back: "Did you go to Hong Kong?" I said: "I am a gay". He laughed pretty hard and waved me through.

[QUOTE=Leo Ryder;1556877]Hi, folks, it seems to me that no one has posted anything about HK lately. What is going on there? Personally, HK is not my cup of tea simply because it is too commercialized and the staff is quite arrogant with all that stupid pat downs and cover charges.[/QUOTE]I guess I don't really understand your post.

You say HK is not your cup of tea, but yet you want to know what's going on in the place. Personally, I do not mind the pat downs; especially for security reasons.

HK is what it is, they have some of the finest women in Mexico working there. And two live dancing stages with some pretty good dancers to boot. It is the best place for eye candy, IMHO. Plus, I get to touch these beautiful women for a lousy buck!

Some love the place, like me, and others hate the place; it's all good.

[QUOTE=Leo Ryder;1556877]Hi, folks, it seems to me that no one has posted anything about HK lately. What is going on there? Personally, HK is not my cup of tea simply because it is too commercialized and the staff is quite arrogant with all that stupid pat downs and cover charges. Well I really can't blame them for being snobs because all you hear from the taxi drivers is "going to Hong Kong?". And even the CBP asked me when I came back: "Did you go to Hong Kong?" I said: "I am a gay". He laughed pretty hard and waved me through.[/QUOTE]Tom said it best. You love it or hate it. Personally, I got tired of the incessant hustle for tips and drinks.

As far as pat downs go, it's SOP in virtually all popular places in Tijuana, gringo and local. Las Pulgas, I think Malquerida, Coko Bongo, LaCueva, the Movida pool halls, just to name a few.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1557020]I guess I don't really understand your post.

You say HK is not your cup of tea, but yet you want to know what's going on in the place. Personally, I do not mind the pat downs; especially for security reasons.

HK is what it is, they have some of the finest women in Mexico working there. And two live dancing stages with some pretty good dancers to boot. It is the best place for eye candy, IMHO. Plus, I get to touch these beautiful women for a lousy buck!

Some love the place, like me, and others hate the place; it's all good.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I agreed on this one, they have some of the finest looking bg's. Was here last night, it was busy last night, but I had fun eventhough I didn't go arriba, only complain is that the guy in front was charging me another 5 bucks, I explained to him that I just stepped out for like a couple miminutes, then he was asking me if I have the wrist band, WTF? Anyway. Hk last night was crazy. Mucho chicas.

[QUOTE=Leo Ryder;1556877]Hi, folks, it seems to me that no one has posted anything about HK lately. What is going on there? Personally, HK is not my cup of tea simply because it is too commercialized and the staff is quite arrogant with all that stupid pat downs and cover charges. Well I really can't blame them for being snobs because all you hear from the taxi drivers is "going to Hong Kong?". And even the CBP asked me when I came back: "Did you go to Hong Kong?" I said: "I am a gay". He laughed pretty hard and waved me through.[/QUOTE]Do you know where else I get a pat down and beer is $5 charge? At the frickin' airport, LOL. And I don't even get a blow job!

I know it seems to you that the HK pat down is inconvenient, but I certainly don't mind, given some incidents in the past.

There is not one place that is perfect, there are a lot of thngs about the HK experience that I like, and some things I don't, but that can be said about other bars too. Spread yourself around to other bars, or go at a different time of day to HK, you may see things differently. Of course there is no argument about the commercialization you mentioned, I personally do not like having a mesero try to bring chips or cheese plate without asking, but it's pretty simple to just say NO, you aren't being forced to buy it, just waive it off.

About your question concerning the posted reports lacking here, I have fallen short on that myself, so apologies. I think I'm more willing to answer someone's questions if they're new, rather than get on and say I fucked this chica and she said she loved me, LOL.

Cheers,

Keg

[QUOTE=Keg; 1557260]Do you know where else I get a pat down and beer is $5 charge? At the frickin' airport, LOL. And I don't even get a blow job!

I know it seems to you that the HK pat down is inconvenient, but I certainly don't mind, given some incidents in the past.

Keg[/QUOTE]HK does not do pat downs or charge $5 at the door on week days during the daytime from Sun to Wed I can't remember if they do at night its been a while. Thurs to Sat you can walk in without the pat down before 5pm or the $5 beer charge as well. Unless this has changed from a couple of weeks ago. Guess I will have to find out when I return in a few months from Medellin. Guys, it totally blows Tijuana out the water. No hassles from the house or waiters and TLN is like $125 but that is on another discussion board. Have fun and keep on fucking those hot girls in TJ.

[QUOTE=Keg;1557260]About your question concerning the posted reports lacking here, I have fallen short on that myself, so apologies. I think I'm more willing to answer someone's questions if they're new, rather than get on and say I fucked this chica and she said she loved me, LOL.[/QUOTE]Don't forget about the posts,"I fucked this HK chica and shoot my load 10 times within 30 minutes and she came 5 times and now she loves only me!"

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1557343]Don't forget about the posts,"I fucked this HK chica and shoot my load 10 times within 30 minutes and she came 5 times and now she loves only me!"[/QUOTE]. And it was Free!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1557020]I guess I don't really understand your post.

You say HK is not your cup of tea, but yet you want to know what's going on in the place. Personally, I do not mind the pat downs; especially for security reasons.

HK is what it is, they have some of the finest women in Mexico working there. And two live dancing stages with some pretty good dancers to boot. It is the best place for eye candy, IMHO. Plus, I get to touch these beautiful women for a lousy buck!

Some love the place, like me, and others hate the place; it's all good.[/QUOTE]Hi, Tom, thanks for responding. Years ago, I used to hang out mostly in Chicago, then Hong Kong and then Adelitas. Later I made Tropical my homestead. I guess we all loved Chicago when it was alive. Now it's dead. My HK experience was good at first. I sometimes stayed there for the whole night till day light. Then I got scammed by this sneaky young mesero who took my hundred dollar bill and returned with the change for a $20. 00. I called the manager over, but the girl I was with told the manager I did give the mesero $20. 00. By that time I realized that it was a joint conspiracy of the two. Well I was a rookie at that time, but that experience disgusted me. So I left HK and started exploring other places.

I do go to HK once in a while but I do not like the sausage fest and the hustles there. So I normally leave in a hurry. I'd like to get updated info about HK because it is always an option when nothing else works out. That's about it.

[QUOTE=Leo Ryder;1557464]Then I got scammed by this sneaky young mesero who took my hundred dollar bill and returned with the change for a $20. 00. I called the manager over, but the girl I was with told the manager I did give the mesero $20. 00. By that time I realized that it was a joint conspiracy of the two. Well I was a rookie at that time, but that experience disgusted me. So I left HK and started exploring other places.[/QUOTE]So you let one scam in HK to keep you away forever? There are scams in every bar in the Zona. I recently got scammed by a mesera that I knew for over two years in BG. But in her case, she lost big time.

Mistake: Giving a mesero a hundred dollar bill in a third world country.

Fact: You have money and they don't; scams are everywhere.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1557477]So you let one scam in HK to keep you away forever? There are scams in every bar in the Zona. I recently got scammed by a mesera that I knew for over two years in BG. But in her case, she lost big time.

Mistake: Giving a mesero a hundred dollar bill in a third world country.

Fact: You have money and they don't; scams are everywhere.[/QUOTE]It is not the scam, it is the hustles. I was scammed big time by the policia, but it did not prevent me from going to Tijuana. I still go to HK once in a while, but this place is always on the bottom of my list.

[QUOTE=Leo Ryder;1557851]It is not the scam, it is the hustles. I was scammed big time by the policia, but it did not prevent me from going to Tijuana. I still go to HK once in a while, but this place is always on the bottom of my list.[/QUOTE]What I do in situations like this is to not even try to find someone to back you up, tell them very firmly, and very clearly, that you know what you did, that there are hundreds of cameras all over the place, and that it can easily be verified.

Say this with a smile, and don't lose your cool in a place like this, those fuckers get off seeing others in misery (because face it, when we are having fun, they are not)

There is no guarantee that this gets your money back (actually best is to hope that it never happens again) , but at least you get a bit of satisfaction knowing that you tried

[QUOTE=Dcell75; 1414355]I was finally able to convince one of my long time friends to make a run to Tijuana with me. We arrived at HK at 9:00, right at the start of the lez show. We've been to plenty of strip clubs back in the day, but to see his expression as we walked in to see 2 girls doing 69 was priceless! He seemed somewhat nervous to play with the chicas during the show. I told him you got to grab something when you tip because if you're just going to watch, you should of stayed home and watched porn. He was pretty amazed at the things we could do there. Everytime a cute chica walked by, he'd ask is it ok to touch her. I kept telling him it was fine as long as you tip them, but I guess breaking the habit of the CA clubs are hard to break. It was a typical Monday, pretty slow overall. I've noticed HK is bringing new girls in left and right. Only recognized a couple of regulars, but it's nice to see and feel new chicas.

As we are drinking, a chica walks over to my friend and decides he wants to take her upstairs, I said good, I'll spot you. She asked for $80 and wouldn't budge and damn, she didn't even look that good to me, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Told him to pass on that girl and pick another. Came back and pointed her out to me. I walk over and start chit chating with her and she also asks for $80. I guess this is the new norm, but I refuse to pay $80 when a few doors down you can get one for $60. Said sorry, we'll hit up Adelitas after we get some tacos.

We decide to take a lap around the alley before we get tacos and the picks were slim. The cuties in the alley on the right side of the HK exit were all MIA. But luckily he finds a chica he likes in front of Cascadas. Great, that saves me some cash! He takes her upstairs and I start to smoke a cigarette. Just a little after I finish my cigarette, he comes down. I'm thinking to myself, I'm glad I didn't give him a $80 chick for a 5 min. Session! Decided to skip Adelitas and just get some tacos and beeria. I paid for all expenses for my buddy because he's been unemployed for a while now and I figured this would brighten things up. I think it's not going to be too hard convincing him to go again with me![/QUOTE]You can take me and pay for everything and buy me tacos too. Bahahaha.

[QUOTE=Guitarrefreak; 1558286]What I do in situations like this is to not even try to find someone to back you up, tell them very firmly, and very clearly, that you know what you did, that there are hundreds of cameras all over the place, and that it can easily be verified.

Say this with a smile, and don't lose your cool in a place like this, those fuckers get off seeing others in misery (because face it, when we are having fun, they are not)

There is no guarantee that this gets your money back (actually best is to hope that it never happens again) , but at least you get a bit of satisfaction knowing that you tried[/QUOTE]Thanks bro. Great advice! Congratulations on your 500th post. Way to go!

Yes, Happy 500th post Guitarrefreak!