Bad experiences are part of the journey anyways.
[QUOTE=RashidZ;3007203]And no need to apologize or feel bad bro. The whole idea of this forum is that we can openly share our own experiences, positive or negative. No one should go through what you went through after paying so much money and spending so much time.
Honestly, I am not surprised about her looks part. Multiple folks including me has clearly mentioned she is 50+, is a GMILF and looks her age. Personally for me its not a big issue as I am in my mid 40's myself, but I can understand why a mid 20's guy won't like her.
But the service part is very confusing. I know her for like 5 years now, she has always been a genuine lady who tries her best to please. And no, it clearly is not a 2 minute HJ place at all, LOL. May be she was having a bad day, or you guys did not vibe given the age & language barrier or may be she was worried about some LE issue, after the recent raids in Kochi.
Ultimately, I suppose we all have bad experiences, but move on. I think its critical we trust our judgement and instinct some times, and not others reviews always. Because humans behave differently in different times to different people, so even with genuine reviews, it is tough to make out what you will exactly get on a given day.
Let me know in detail what you are looking for when you are in Kerala next, will try to help you if I know someone meeting your preference.
Cheers.[/QUOTE]Hey Rashid. Thank you for your message.
Yeah. I get it. Sometimes just things don't work out. There's nothing that is sure shot. I'm not sure why I got poor service. She might have been genuinely afraid of LE, but I'm a bit biased. I think she thought I could be milked since I didn't speak the language and I was young. Regardless, done and dusted!
Have fallen in love with Fort Kochi though. I will def visit again. And since my goal is to have varied experiences- maybe a couple or something off beat next time.
Getting a suggestion from you regarding good VFM couples would be super helpful. I'll try to do my own experimentation in Bangalore to contribute to the wider forum.
FR on Water-maya (N) Spa, Kottayam
Location: Sankranti, Opposite Tony and Guy, along MC Road.
I was traveling through Kottayam on a rainy day and felt horny, so I googled and found this spa. Upon arrival, I asked for FS at reception. They lined up two North Indian (NI) MILFs both in jeans and T-shirts (LOL). I chose Punjabi Ms. S.
The receptionist offered a separate room (not the massage room) with a floor bed for 3 k. Reluctantly, I agreed. Ms. S entered and bluntly asked in Hindi, "do you want to do sex?" Caught off guard, I inquired about services and pricing. She quoted 6 k for FS (no kissing, BBBJ, or CBJ), which felt overpriced given her figure. Instead, I opted for HJ + TA for 2 k.
Mistake: The private room was unnecessary since I skipped FS, a basic massage room (2 k) would've sufficed.
Our communication was rough. She barely understood English, and I only know basic Hindi.
She gave an oil massage for 15 minutes before moving to HJ. HJ was nothing skillful, but she allowed light boob play.
She is clearly a time-watcher and she seemed to dislike her work. After I finished, she massaged for a few more minutes.
Toward the end, she warmed up (broken Hindi helped) and offered FS for 5 k. I declined as I didn't trust the experience would improve.
Showered and left.
Damages:
Counter: 3 k (room).
Therapist: 2 k (HJ / TA).
Report:
Face: 7/10 (Cute aunt vibes).
Body: 6/10 (Fair, flabby, typical NI MILF build).
Massage: 6/10 (Basic, nothing special).
WIR:
Yes for 2 k (HJ + TA + massage).
No for FS, not worth the premium. But its just my personal opinion.
Halal food at Seematti spa
After a long gap, got to visit gods own country. After the meetings, went straight to Seematti spa. Only two chicks were there, one was busy in session and other a hijab girl. She was quite a dish. Counter charges were very high but inclusive of B2B, romancing, fingering etc. So agreed. She came inside and gave a namesake massage. Her hands were rough. Proceeded to B2B session, and she undressed. Boy o Boy, what melons, ass, I was literally drooling. But that was a beginning of a KLPD. Don't do thing, don't do that kind of. She was lying down wearing hijab. That sight was something heavenly. Her lips were seducing me like anything but she said a firm no to kissing. But once the B2B started, I emptied a load into her hand. Though it was not a satisfying session, her cute Hijabi look is still making me hard.
Seeking Help with Contact Details in Kochi / Kakkanad
Hi Friends,
I hope you're all doing well. Over the past year, I've been dealing with some personal matters and had to change my mobile number a few times, which unfortunately led to losing all my contacts. Many of you have helped me in the past when I needed referrals, and now I'm reaching out for your support.
I'm looking for reliable service providers or agents in **Kochi / Kakkanad**—specifically for **full-night services** (not massage centers). If you have any trusted contacts or recommendations, please share them with me privately. Your help would mean a lot!
A primer on Mewe, based on so many questions on PMs
I have been getting a lot of PMs asking me about Mewe. Rather than trying to reply individually, I thought I will just write a simple primer here, that may be useful. I have no other affiliations with Mewe, nor do I benefit in any way if people make accounts there. My only reason to write this is "Sharing is caring".
What is Mewe and how do I create an account?
- Mewe is another social media like FB, just that they don't have any restrictions in posting explicit photos and videos. So a lot of working girls and couples are active there. Creating an account is like in any other social media. Add a user name, password, some basic details, a photo (optional) and off you go. No payment or anything needed. I think there is a web interface and an app, you can use what you prefer.
How do I find the girls?
- You basically need to find 1-2 girl / couple accounts based in Kerala. Once you have that, just check their follower and following list and you will find hundreds of similar accounts. Just use common sense to find the first 1-2 profiles by searching keywords like Mallu, FWB, Couple, Real meet etc.
How do I avoid scams.
- This is nothing Mewe specific. Tons of fakes and real ones are there. Use your standard techniques to avoid scams. Never share personal details, never pay advance, check reviews, reverse search images. All standard stuff.
How do I approach the couple / girl once I spot them.
- Add them in your follow list, some of them are open accounts that need no approval from them, some of them do. Then message them explaining what you are looking for along with a brief intro of yourself (never give real name or personal details).
Any tips to get more replies / hits.
- Most of the money minded ones, only care about cash. So write your profile (which is public) in a way they understand you have the money and you are looking for paid meets (majority of guys on the app are free loaders, looking for free sex, so you being open to paid arrangements will help them screen). Also add a reasonable looking photo (without face or identifiable features) might help. Writing reports of girls you have met also helps, so that they know you are not a cheapo or a fake.
Any other cautions.
- Most profiles are costly. Expect to pay 10 K or upward. Be very sure you want to spend that amount. One can get 3-4 cheap fucks in that amount in Spas and SPs, so be sure you really want to splurge.
- My personal take: Most girls price themselves based on their follower count and not on traditional metrics like youth and attractiveness. So avoid those profiles with 10 K+ followers, they are mostly going to ask for a bomb. Find newer profiles who are just starting up with less than say 2 K followers, they maybe VFM. Of courser they will have lesser reviews, so be more careful about scams.
Ate some Spicy Kitty in Spice Board
As I am total outsider and maybe first time in a decade coming to Kerala so I had no clue about any places here. Searched the forum and heard about the legendary spice board. I was lucky. Reached at 3:15. No rush. Bought some protection from nearby Apollo Pharmacy.
Gave 4500 for you and me. Was given a selection of 6 girls. I like 2 or 3 of them. Got the one I liked the most. Being from northern part of India I wanted to taste some Dravidian puss. The girl I got was amazing. From her clothes could t say anything about figure but she is just fantastic. Small size. Petite with a rack that's just really big for her frame.
She was hesitant with FS so I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse. 4. 5 K I will give you direct. In addition to the 4. 5 I gave outside. Hesitation and denial turned to greed in her eyes.
She said yes and I did FS, DATY, Light face kiss. Didn't ask BJ as I didn't want to finish fast. Don't know if she offers.
Great place. Will come again.
When I reached no waiting. On call she had told me no rush come now. After finishing I saw 2 mongers on the sofa.
I had my own protection, rooms have lock and I offered a good deal. I guess these are the reasons why she agreed to FS. Otherwise would have said no.
Was a spectacular experience.
Will come kochi again and do FS with 2 girls in the same spa 4 hand if possible.
