Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2768251]What is that "agency model"? When I hear "agency" I get upset. In Brazil, talking with the photoaccompanhante girls on WhatsApp you usually don't even talk with who will attend you. When they later arrive and everything is different from what was discussed on WhatsApp, then the excuse is that it was the agency. Didn't even think agencies were a thing in So Paulo, in Rio there were several which actually were good (today only Agncia Felinas is left from those heydays). These agencies which you don't even know exist is a problem. Now what agency model are we talking about here?[/QUOTE]Sounds like they are talking about the dreaded COYOTES that the agencies supply on demand.

[QUOTE=Vector313;2768521]So its white knighting to agree that a woman should be able to wash her pussy to her own standards after you've stuck your fingers all up in her. Man you are almost as bad as the guy with the cuckold fantasies of thai boyfriends. Another reason pattaya tourism is down because people don't' want to come behind guys like you.[/QUOTE]Speaking of Thai boyfriends, a lady I know is stuck doing Grab deliveries as her Thai boyfriend won't let her work bar. Since she came to Pattaya to make money working bar, she wants to leave him, but has no cash.

So, I told her I would barfine her a couple of days while she looks for a job in a bar. We will stay in a hotel, since he knows where I live.

50/50 whether she contacts her Thai boyfriend while she is with me.

[QUOTE=Vector313;2768521]So its white knighting to agree that a woman should be able to wash her pussy to her own standards after you've stuck your fingers all up in her. Man you are almost as bad as the guy with the cuckold fantasies of thai boyfriends. Another reason pattaya tourism is down because people don't' want to come behind guys like you.[/QUOTE]You give these guys too much credit.

Nobody cares what these kind of guys say or do. The guy with his Thai boyfriends seems to be coming just to promote his friend's bars, almost all his posts are complete BS.

For the Stinky guy, we have yet to see an evidence he has ever put a foot in Thailand.

As for the Pattaya tourism being down, in my last trips I used to stay in Bkk mostly because I was tired of Pattaya, but this time I've spent more than two weeks in Pattaya and I felt it was better than before, I'll surely come back next year. Economic difficulties around the world are the big concern, psychos and bullshiters are not in my opinion.

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[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2768362][s]...[/s]and went straight to my gogo bar to search for puffy nipples and nice rack MILF who had "betrayed" me on Sunday night.[/QUOTE]She didn't "betray" you, she no doubt took a sure thing over a promise. You just lost your place in her queue for THAT night.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2768495]In case you weren't aware, Annie Jack's are the ex What's Up and Imagine gogo girls. Many are now past their prime but one of my regulars from What's Up many years ago is still there. Drinks are like half the price as they were at What's Up and Imagine but of course they are not naked and you can't grope them nude at Annie Jack's. DFK still available at Annie Jack's though. Guess it's you get what you pay for.

The girls start at 5 pm at Annie Jack's so by 8 pm anyone good is gone.[/QUOTE]BB, thanks for the update. It is too bad to hear about the drop in quality, but it must have been nice to bump into one of your regulars again after the long covid interval.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2768532]The guy with his Thai boyfriends seems to be coming just to promote his friend's bars, almost all his posts are complete BS.[/QUOTE]Called myself going to check out that Maggie Mays the other night. When I got to the door the crypt keeper opened that mf from the other side. I took one glance across the threshold and turned around and ran, not walked, to the ladyboy bar across instead!

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2767883]I'm mid-forties and in decent shape (plus the girls love my whiter-than-white skin and blue eyes)[/QUOTE]I am 50 and in decent shape. The girls always tell me I like your color. I have brown skin and brown eyes (they will say black eyes though). The only color that matters around here is the one on those 1000 baht bills, but if you are not confident in yourself, nobody else will be confident for you.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2767883]but the main thing going in my favour is I smile a lot and have fun with the girls, so they usually like me. On this trip I pole-danced with one girl, let another put lipstick on me and took 'happy hour' placards from other girls to help them lure in customers.[/QUOTE]And this right here is the key. It is your personality. This is not something that can be copied by other people. My uncle once told me that sometimes you have to make your own fun. And from this description that is exactly what you do. Other posters are waiting for fun to happen to them. These are the ones complaining they are not having a good time or that chicks are lazy.

A mf like you knows how to make the good time so that is exactly what you are having. A lot of guys say they walk down a Soi and don't see anything and leave. I walk down a soi and stop everywhere fucking with people and talking to people. It doesn't matter if it is a chick that I do not find attractive. It does not matter if it is a guy working there or a ladyboy. I like interacting with people and talking shit. If you are just out with laser guided focus to find the best girl or whatever then maybe you are not going to have fun and think you should have gone somewhere else. You have to get the stick out of your ass and loosen up and be a people person.

You can go to Pattaya and think you are going to have an experience just like SL. Well good luck with that. One thing I notice about SL is that he can see a good experience looming on the horizon and knows when to jump in and ride it out. (Like when Soi Buakhao was closing up and the random chick came up to him out of nowhere. I think most guys probably would have ignored her and walked off.) If you do not have the personality to garner that particular experience then you are wasting your time.

[QUOTE=11Bravo;2768543]She didn't "betray" you, she no doubt took a sure thing over a promise. You just lost your place in her queue for THAT night.[/QUOTE]I know, that's why I put it in quotes, jokingly.

It looks like the number of customers has increased quite sharply in the last week, so the market becomes pretty fast. The 1 am trick probably won't work any more and we need to cough up the bar fine. Now it's midnight and I just done working, so now almost too late again.

[QUOTE=Vector313;2768521]So its white knighting to agree that a woman should be able to wash her pussy to her own standards after you've stuck your fingers all up in her. Man you are almost as bad as the guy with the cuckold fantasies of thai boyfriends. Another reason pattaya tourism is down because people don't' want to come behind guys like you.[/QUOTE]You are such a moron. You didn't get the point I was making.

She washed excessively *before* we started. She and I both showered, but she took a long time doing it down there. Then when I dared to stick my fingers in her pussy (without asking your moronic permission, OMG) they came out with that fishy smell, not fresh pussy. And I felt things a bit unusual in there.

But of course morons will think that somehow I am saying that a "woman should not be able to wash her pussy". You are such a moron, you were not able to even parse the basic sentence that says that I stuck my fingers in there after the washing and her washing had nothing to do with me.

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[QUOTE=Paolo99;2768532]For the Stinky guy, we have yet to see an evidence he has ever put a foot in Thailand.[/QUOTE]
I don't give a fuck what evidence you have about my life. I don't need to prove anything to you. I know where I am.

[QUOTE=PleasureOf69;2768477]Has anyone have any idea about Honey 2 soppy massage in pattaya. Whats the price and how is the service.[/QUOTE]Literally one page down was a report on this.

[QUOTE=FunkMaster71;2768295]I had heard good things about Honey Body Massage 2 so with aching full nuts I went in. It was around 6:30 pm. I thought M100 was cute with the two pony tails high up on her head so I picked her. I wasn't really impressed with the 50 girls or so on display. M100 was 3. 3 K and of course I bought her a 150 bhat drink. It feels like we have good chemistry but then she took a long time getting the tub and air mattress ready. After around 15 minutes of waiting she got me in the tub and gave a pretty good bath. Big Jim and the Twins were ready. She towels me off and puts me on the air mattress and gives the most non-sexy body slide. She then showers the soap off me and puts me on the bed. She takes another 15 minutes cleaning up while I'm just lounging on the bed. The TV was distracting. She finally joins me on the bed but I was limp and she goes to put a condom on my uninterested dick. She finally gets it on and gives me a terrible CBJ. She then gets on top and is loud. So loud that its obviously fake. We go through a few positions, I try to kiss her and she says no. I can't cum so I ask for a handy but she is terrible at that and I end up finishing myself off. She then gets dressed and I realized I did not get a massage. I get it, you're not going to have rapport with every girl but this was the worst massage parlor experience I have ever had.

If you do go to Honey Body Massage 2 do not choose M100![/QUOTE]

Travelling to Pattaya next week after gap of 5 years and very excited to see walking street. If anyone could help me with names of must visit go go bars from walking street then it will really help me to save my time.

You can PM me. Looking forward for some positive replies.

Thanks in advance guys.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2768495]In case you weren't aware, Annie Jack's are the ex What's Up and Imagine gogo girls.[/QUOTE]Ah, that's interesting to know. I've always wondered where some of these bars recruit their girls. It obviously works both ways too, because seven months ago I bought a drink for a very voluptuous young girl called Dada at Annie Jacks, who now works at Farenheit on Walking Street.

[QUOTE=PleasureOf69;2768477]Has anyone have any idea about Honey 2 soppy massage in pattaya. Whats the price and how is the service.[/QUOTE]I fucked a girl from Honey 2 on my recent trip. I wrote about it in my diary, including details on prices, if you take the time to scroll back about 20 pages.

[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2768617]Literally one page down was a report on this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2768643]I fucked a girl from Honey 2 on my recent trip. I wrote about it in my diary, including details on prices, if you take the time to scroll back about 20 pages.[/QUOTE]Yes, some just post without doing ANY homework. I've seen a question where the answer was on the same page [S]...[/S].

Now [I]one[/I] here posts that one should just ask as this forum is not conducive to searches. And I can see [B]their[/B] point: [B]they[/B] post nothing useful so why suggest reading previous pages or searching? For ME, just firing off a question is disrespectful to those who take the time and make the effort to post useful FR's. I guess some expect the FR writers to simply regurgitate their previous posts. And for certain I'm fond of the "RTFF" and "UTFSE" responses (assigned F1 and F2 keys, respectively). Once you (2nd person plural) TRY and find answers on your own, THEN ask, this forum is very helpful.

This forum does have a built-in very effective search tool. If you don't know how to use, there is a search tutorial in the Reports of Distinction thread. Using keyword string "Honey 2" brings up a number of pertinent hits. And for those who'd say its ancient history, well, any historian will tell you you can learn a lot from ancient history. Servers might change, but most places maintain the same [I]scheme[/I], and it can certainly teach you lessons learned.

[QUOTE=StinkySquid;2768362]Bar fine appears to be sometimes necessary.

This is good, suggests I buy myself 3 more hours of sleep hugging a girl for 2000 baht bar fine extra, and get a girl who sparks my interest. [/QUOTE]Avoiding a bar fine seems to me false economy. You've come all the way here, it's your TIME (once the fates cut your thread, that's it), so why save a bar fine expense and miss out on someone who you'd enjoy? Different if you're a resident, but a visitor [S]...[/S] For myself, I'd always decide what her [I]experience[/I] was worth TO ME, and if I missed the chance and never got another with her, how much would I regret it. Most, not a lot, but there are a [I]few[/I][S]...[/S].

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2768600]And this right here is the key. It is your personality. This is not something that can be copied by other people. My uncle once told me that sometimes you have to make your own fun. And from this description that is exactly what you do. Other posters are waiting for fun to happen to them. These are the ones complaining they are not having a good time or that chicks are lazy.[/QUOTE]Agree. It's a game, it's supposed to be fun, it's NOT liife and death. Now I've never let someone put lipstick on me (well, kissing excepted), but braid my beard [S]...[/S] no problem. It might be [I]business[/I], but just like your work, their are some customers you enjoy because of their personality, and others you don't because of theirs. I enjoy the banter, and have been amazed at times by their quick wit. Just the other day, there was one who had me laughing out loud, literally, with her comments. THOSE are the keepers.