Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2449758]The milk remedy is not one I've heard of before.[/QUOTE]Well here is the abridged version. He need some milk! [URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_vFCmv9KZ4[/URL].

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2449684] I'm like, why do you need a full bag to leave for 3 hours? She says she's leaving and not coming back.

Honeymoon over. I try to persuade her to think clearly.

I'll open up the floor for comments / questions!

Cheers.[/QUOTE]The moment a girl threatens to leave, she's done to me. I had a Venezuelan girl come stay with me in Medellin. This is back in October. I met her in Cartagena, she was in the plaza selling beer from a cooler. Not the clocktower plaza, but the one outside the walls, where there's a lot of dancing. Well anyways. HUGE tits. Biggest I've ever had. Twenty years old. Her name is Scarleth. She doesn't have a cedula so came by bus. I paid of course. For the bus but not the sex.

She was with me for a week and all was going fine. Eating out and having cocktails which was a real treat for her. Lots of sex. She brought lingerie with her. Then one night out of nowhere she was like, "I'm leaving tomorrow. " She said it a few times during the night while I was trying to sleep. I don't know why she got upset. But I sure as hell am not going to beg a girl to stay. Which is probably what she wanted.

So in the morning, I walked to Starbucks and bought her the coffee drink she likes and a breakfast sandwich and came back and handed it to her and told her to pack her shit. She was surprised. I said, you told me several times that you're leaving. So it's time to leave. Pack up. She resisted hard. I stood firm. Unfortunately she demanded that I delete the naked pics off my phone. Which I did. (Lesson: back that stuff up to the drive early.).

It took a couple hours but she packed and I walked her out of the building and gave her 150 k COP for a bus ticket or whatever and said adios.

I see now that she's locked down on quarantine in Costa Rica with her German boyfriend.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2449733]The place was full of girls.[/QUOTE]Was awesome yesterday in Botero. I love Saturdays. There's so many different girls. I bought a cold beer at the tienda just to the right of Premium Plaza and leaned against the wall and drank it. Just like old times. It was glorious. Talked to a young Venezuelan with a huge ass and skinny hips. She was with two friends. I wanted all three. But, I was just window shopping.

I heard that today (Sunday, mother's day) is dry? Not sure, couldn't verify it.

Then I get home and my chick is talking concern of civil war and that the feds are buying new weapons for ESMAD and that we're at risk because we're in El Centro. I don't know. Colombian fears. But the energy in Botero today was great.

I'm looking forward to moving past this quarantine, whenever that is. Trying to decide if I should stay in Laureles or El Centro when that time comes. I like Laureles because of all the restaurants and watering holes. But it seems like those days won't return.

So much activity on Tinder. Can't wait.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2449767]XW messaged that she missed me. She apparently got upset because I didn't trust her. Nonetheless, I think I'll follow the general consensus, on this one. It was fun while it lasted. A girl from my last trip wants to come from Puerto Berrio to stay with me. Not going to happen.

Pinky told me she can bring her friend on Tuesday, and sent photos. She's way better looking than I remember. Although, Pinky said she's not really in the know, but I could try to lure her into having sex or a threesome, if I wanted. So, probably not the best idea.

I was working all the avenues, today, but didn't realize it was a lockdown weekend. I saw a post on some FB group about it, then some of the girls started asking me if I knew it was a lockdown. I guess there is a history of excessive violence on Mother's Day.

Amen to the ditching the tusi and hitting the reset button. I think my problem in quarantine times is that I don't plan ahead. I'm used to sending a few messages, and if nothing comes to fruition, I walk to Lleras, if need be, walk into Gusto's, go to La Isla, whatever. Or, I've already been to New Life and don't really care what happens. I need to start pre-planning and setting some citas. The work all day, then try to land something at 5 p-6 p just doesn't get any results, right now.

Cheers to the comments.[/QUOTE]I am going to give you the 8 number. But I must warn you she likes to be fucked all night. And she doesn't play around when it comes to eating her pussy. She likes sloppy head so saliva is every where. And she makes the sexiest rants when she cums. When you look at her beauty you are going to say how could she be so sweet. Now look man I have her down to 140 mil close to 24 hrs. Don't fuck it up. I don't even order in. I just cook hot dog and pancakes and she thinks the world of me. Again slapshot don't fuck this up by offering 500 to 700 mil. This a soldier coming to the aid of a patriot man down. So here's what you do. Wait for the number, wait for it.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2449733]I had some time to kill yesterday before my bargain basement threesome with a couple of Bello bunnies. I was also feeling guilty about having over eaten the night before, so I took a walk over to Plaza Botero. The police presence was way down. There was only a couple of turismo guys telling people they are not allowed to sit on the benches in the plaza. No change there but when I got to ground zero my jaw dropped. Punters were going in and coming out of the short time hotels with providers. Girls were everywhere. Most of the shops were open but selling from behind barriers at their entrances. I assume this is all in preparation for Monday. It looks like there will je more of a resumption of commerce than the government has been describing. Zero police intervention was happening at ground zero, it's back to pre Coronavirus activity. I took the photo with my back to the entrance of Premium Plaza. Compared to past weeks it was a mob scene. The place was full of girls.[/QUOTE]Oh wow, surely a much greater increase in activity than in Laureles / Estadio.

Are barbershops going to be open? SlapShot10, did you find a sexy hairdresser?

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2449767]XW messaged that she missed me. She apparently got upset because I didn't trust her. Nonetheless, I think I'll follow the general consensus, on this one. It was fun while it lasted. A girl from my last trip wants to come from Puerto Berrio to stay with me. Not going to happen.
[/QUOTE]"It was fun while it lasted. " +1. You did well. Now is a great time to try Blackman's 8 and let us know how it goes and what rate you got 🙂.

A few new chicks from my "want to try badly" list messaged me and seemed to serious about meeting. Then it fell apart with different excuses and Saturday curfew. So I was doing my regulars this week. Familiar and on budget, but I WANT NEW PUSSY haha.

NOTE: Today curfew begins at 7PM again!!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2449684]Wifey was trying to convince me to have one of her friends over, but neither were too appealing, to me. So, she agrees, let's have Pinky come over. Pinky agrees, and says she can stay the night. This is Thursday. We get 5 g of tusi, and 2 pizzas. Standard routine, and we have another great threesome. Back to the jacuzzi, hanging out, music, drinks, tusi. Round 2. At some point, no clue what happened, but I start having a bad trip. We had got more tusi delivered. Oh, a bonus this night was that I started banging Pinky sin condon. Anyway, I am lying on the bed in the upstairs bedroom, adjacent to the terrace & jacuzzi. All of a sudden I think I am either dying or already died. Then, the girls are trying to help me. Wifey runs down and gets a glass of milk. The visuals were strange, as I couldn't figure out where I was, and their faces were so close to me. I was trying to understand the Spanish, communicate. I think I just kept saying why. I really don't know, but they had my back. I was so scared when they were both trying to convince me to drink the milk. I thought it was poison, and they were going to drug, rob, & kill me. My understanding is this lasted maybe 10 minutes. I finally snapped out of it. We went downstairs, I was thanking them over and over, and it was a strange emotional moment. I must have had a panic attack. I was exhausted. Now, to be clear, this has never happened to me before, and I don't have any other issues with anything similar, while sober..[/QUOTE]Who in there right mind would have the audacity to ask someone to borrow such an expensive item? Why put a person in that situation? Its her fault for even thinking of asking that. And that's the problem. While I get that these girls have troubled lives and issues at home there's no need to try to squeeze everything out of a guy just because he's been nice. Like strippers in the US the Colombians chicks will squeeze you until every last dollar is drained and could care less if you have only lint left in your pocket. When I was in Colombia I used to have a chick charge me 500 k for TLN and say its so little money for her!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2449684]Wifey was trying to convince me to have one of her friends over, but neither were too appealing, to me. So, she agrees, let's have Pinky come over. Pinky agrees, and says she can stay the night. This is Thursday. We get 5 g of tusi, and 2 pizzas. Standard routine, and we have another great threesome. Back to the jacuzzi, hanging out, music, drinks, tusi. Round 2. At some point, no clue what happened, but I start having a bad trip. We had got more tusi delivered. Oh, a bonus this night was that I started banging Pinky sin condon. Anyway, I am lying on the bed in the upstairs bedroom, adjacent to the terrace & jacuzzi. All of a sudden I think I am either dying or already died. Then, the girls are trying to help me. Wifey runs down and gets a glass of milk. The visuals were strange, as I couldn't figure out where I was, and their faces were so close to me. I was trying to understand the Spanish, communicate. I think I just kept saying why. I really don't know, but they had my back. I was so scared when they were both trying to convince me to drink the milk. I thought it was poison, and they were going to drug, rob, & kill me. My understanding is this lasted maybe 10 minutes. I finally snapped out of it. We went downstairs, I was thanking them over and over, and it was a strange emotional moment. I must have had a panic attack. I was exhausted. Now, to be clear, this has never happened to me before, and I don't have any other issues with anything similar, while sober.

I showered, we got in bed. We realized we couldn't sleep. We went back up to the jacuzzi with fresh cold drinks, had a great laugh at my expense, as the sun came up. Just the three of us, fucked up out of our minds, sharing laughs. Surreal experience. I think we went 3 rounds that night. We finally went to bed around 8 a for a few hours. We were all upstairs and I was hard. Pinky was playing on her phone and had a headache, so Wifey agreed to let me fuck her. She finally gave up, and started giving me a handjob. Then, with all my might, I convinced her to let me fuck her for one minute. Nothing. She went to the bathroom and Pinky finally broke down. I fucked her and came on her back. She hung out all day, and left in the late afternoon. I gave her all the cash I had, maybe 60-70 k, then I transferred 180 k to Wifey's account, and she paid Pinky.

We spent all last night searching for Pinky on Chaturbate, to no avail. She has a new phone light accessory, and wants to buy a big studio type light.

So, I cooked and then we watched Netflix, last night. Wifey Video Chatted with her mom while the mariachi band was playing music, down below, last night. Wifey thinks she's pregnant, because she say one night when her friend was here, I was fucking her on the couch by the jacuzzi, and when she went to pee after, she touched semen with her fingers. She gets the injection, so hopefully, this is just something in her head. Anyhow, her mom most definitely is pregnant, and is due May 15. So, I am working, today, and Wifey says she is going to go get her eyelashes done, at home. She'll leave around 1 p and come back around 4 p. Seems legit. She eventually asks if she can take my PS4, so her brother can play while she's having her appointment at home. I felt that was a big risk for an 88 lb 18 yo to undertake, for her 16 yo brother to get 2 hours of fun. She snapped. I said, two weeks ago, you're almost crying while watching a video of a girl getting robbed in the street in front of your house. Well, now, it's because the girl was on her phone, not paying attention, and the two guys rode up on a motorcycle. I said, well how about the girl that is missing, along with her taxi driver, from a few nights ago? You think she knew that was going to be the one day there was trouble? I was honestly just trying to make her beg a little, I think. Or, at least show she was thankful. It's so fucking hard to argue in a foreign language, especially when it's impossible to match the passion of a Paisa. So, anyway, I'm leaning towards letting her take it, but she starts packing all her shit. I'm like, why do you need a full bag to leave for 3 hours? She says she's leaving and not coming back..[/QUOTE]Oh my gawd the drama, it is fun for a while but I for one am so over it and let me say that anytime I have chicas over and find they have a need to do tussi or smoke blunts often things never work out, it is usually a train wreak in the making so as soon as I notice these traits I push them out and onto the next.

I am no prude, I have had exceptional sex with chicas high including myself, not often but has happened, and I don't or can't judge anyone but there is nothing like having great sex with a cutie when no one is stoned or high on anything and no drinking, just saying, it can be magical and an incredible experience in itself. I know as this was my experience again last night with my 18 yo Vennie cutie, just great sex with both of us being present in full body and mind.

How many times have I said, when or after I need to move along and find another, that the next experience with a new chica is even greater than the last and the last before that and the last before that, it is never ending.

And yes the very best way to get over a girl is to find another.

The Tall Man.

I haven't heard about barbers or hairdressers reopening. Last week there was a confusing note from Duque about pet groomers. They are allowed to reopen along with vets. So you can get a haircut but you have to be a dog. A friend who lives in Laureles sent me a message last night that there were a couple of loud parties in the buildings near him.

[QUOTE=Junior11;2449897]Oh wow, surely a much greater increase in activity than in Laureles / Estadio.

Are barbershops going to be open? SlapShot10, did you find a sexy hairdresser?[/QUOTE]

So true. If you let them, they will squeeze every last dollar and then still wonder why you can't give more.

Just today I had an e-mail from a chica I know very well. I have known her for 4 years. She is a prepago, but I am no longer her client. We just party together on occasion. She asked if I could help her for money. Not for food or services, but so that she can buy her mother a gift and a bottle of Bailey's for mother's day. For fun, I tried to ask her why I should give her money to buy these things for her mother. When her mother knows she has no money and that the only way she can get the money is to beg it from a gringo. She could not answer. In their culture, it is OK for me (the gringo) to give money so she can buy a gift for her mother and take the credit. I told her that my mother would never expect a gift from me if I had no money. And that further there are "gifts" you can give that cost little of nothing. I think her head exploded. These girls are amazing.

P.S. - declined to send her money.

[QUOTE=ConscienceDoc;2449904]While I get that these girls have troubled lives and issues at home there's no need to try to squeeze everything out of a guy just because he's been nice. Like strippers in the US the Colombians chicks will squeeze you until every last dollar is drained and could care less if you have only lint left in your pocket. When I was in Colombia I used to have a chick charge me 500 k for TLN and say its so little money for her![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ColombiaLover;2449996]In their culture, it is OK for me (the gringo) to give money so she can buy a gift for her mother and take the credit. I told her that my mother would never expect a gift from me if I had no money.[/QUOTE]That is not Colombian culture, that is hoe culture. I am glad you put the gringo, because you can bet that she asked a grand total of ZERO Colombians before she asked you. I have never had a Colombian ask me for such a thing, but Domimicans will do it all day everyday. You know my answer: It is not my mom, kid, dog, or whoever else you need money from me to get shit for. Like you said, it shouldn't be a problem if the person already knows they don't have any money anyway. Can't afford the light bill but here you come with a bottle of Baileys.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2449917]Oh my gawd the drama, it is fun for a while but I for one am so over it and let me say that anytime I have chicas over and find they have a need to do tussi or smoke blunts often things never work out, it is usually a train wreak in the making so as soon as I notice these traits I push them out and onto the next.

I am no prude, I have had exceptional sex with chicas high including myself, not often but has happened, and I don't or can't judge anyone but there is nothing like having great sex with a cutie when no one is stoned or high on anything and no drinking, just saying, it can be magical and an incredible experience in itself. I know as this was my experience again last night with my 18 yo Vennie cutie, just great sex with both of us being present in full body and mind.

How many times have I said, when or after I need to move along and find another, that the next experience with a new chica is even greater than the last and the last before that and the last before that, it is never ending.

And yes the very best way to get over a girl is to find another.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]Keep talking wise one!

[QUOTE=Blakman;2449893]I am going to give you the 8 number. But I must warn you she likes to be fucked all night. And she doesn't play around when it comes to eating her pussy. She likes sloppy head so saliva is every where. And she makes the sexiest rants when she cums. When you look at her beauty you are going to say how could she be so sweet. Now look man I have her down to 140 mil close to 24 hrs. Don't fuck it up. I don't even order in. I just cook hot dog and pancakes and she thinks the world of me. Again slapshot don't fuck this up by offering 500 to 700 mil. This a soldier coming to the aid of a patriot man down. So here's what you do. Wait for the number, wait for it.[/QUOTE]I'll stick to your price, but I'm going to sewer the fuck out of you with my snack game! Anyone know where I can buy ingredients to make truffle crisps, lobster sliders, and caviar donuts?

So it turns out XW was mad that I didn't trust her with the PS4. I barely trust myself with my ID. She sent me a couple joke messages today, that I didn't understand. I actually thought it was a boyfriend that took her phone. She didn't preface anything. Anyway, she asked around 5 p if she could come back. I told her I need to focus on work for a couple days, and not have tusi around, be drunk, etc. I asked what changed. She said she has 5 days until the baby is born, and she can spend 3 here. I said I don't know, and she was confused. Now, I am ghosting her.

It actually feels a little wrong, because she has helped with threesomes, free drugs, cell phone data, etc. Then again, I just need to remember that I've provided a ton of shit for her, and also, in the end. I go home, and she stays. So who gives a fuck, really?

No luck with a haircut, but I haven't really looked into it. I'm following King MDE Barbershop (near Lleras) on Instagram, and whenever they open, I'll book.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2450006]

It actually feels a little wrong, because she has helped with threesomes, free drugs, cell phone data, etc. Then again, I just need to remember that I've provided a ton of shit for her, and also, in the end. I go home, and she stays. So who gives a fuck, really?
[/QUOTE]I wouldn't get too bent out of shape over it. If you do want her to come back, just say it was a misunderstanding. She already realizes what she did was wrong and is letting it go.

I wouldn't do any more tusi, and as others pointed out, you don't really know what you're getting or what its cut with. I think you've been pretty lucky so far but wouldn't push that any further. I'd tell her up front if she wants to come back, no more tusi in the house. It probably wacks her out too. I had one chick do tusi during our evening together and didn't like her vibe once she started in on it. Totally changed and found it unattractive.

If she comes back and her attitude is off, that was her last chance, and just send her on her way. Don't try to negotiate or reason with her, or wait 24 hours and see if she calms down. Unfortunately once this shift takes place, they rarely go back to the way things were when it was all good. It sucks but it's common.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2450006]It actually feels a little wrong, because she has helped with threesomes, free drugs, cell phone data, etc. Then again, I just need to remember that I've provided a ton of shit for her, and also, in the end. I go home, and she stays. So who gives a fuck, really?[/QUOTE]Whatever you decide to do, I think you should give back the things you bought for her. She didn't steal from you or cheat you. She could have kept the 1,000 mil you transferred to her, but she didn't. Being vindictive usually leads to feeling that you are not the best you can be. Take the high road.