FKK Artemis - Berlin

Hi,

Well, she's back and actually not that bad (on a session Wed 16th May). It was her first session that evening (she said) , newly coming back from Nigeria. She did only do light kisses, but that changed afterI changed 30 min to 1 h.

Her mouth tasted alcohol, but she was performing kissing ok. Then she offered me what she called a "slowjob", which only was a blowjob in a slow way (of course) , but she was focused ond that, but it was boring for me after 10 min. AND now cums the funny part; during fucking especially missionary) , she was moaning and singing (olallah la oh la la) , which made med.

Laugh a little bit. I tried som titfucking as well (she has nice natural tits) and I finished with CIM, sitting on a chair with the.

Lady on her knees. She happened to swallow a little bit too and I gave her some fishermans friend's tablets to clear her throat.

She is by the way not in her twenties, but 33 why (she says).

The following days I took several sessions with my favorites, included a threesome with som young Moldovian girls, but not any sessions with Angel.

Best.

P.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1255410]Hi.

Hated the line-up. Lots of guys there in advance of the Messe but a shortage of women. I had another fabulous session with the lovely Mary from Hungary (see previous reports) , but the purpose of writing today was to report a pisspoor session I had with one of the new girls.

She is black, from Nigeria, mid 20's, medium build, calls herself 'Angel'. I had been on a fabulous run recently. At least 20 winning sessions in a row. Angel broke my lucky streak. She is utterly useless. Weak and clinical blowjob, disinterested and uninspiring fuck. Been 4 days at Artemis. This one won't last long. Just make sure you don't waste 60 Euros of your money on her in the meantime.

Avoid.

Best.

C[/QUOTE]

Has anybody sessioned with Alisha from Hungary? She has a really pretty face and a perfect slim body. Maybe 5'2" with nice natural C cup breasts and long dark hair. She approached me before in the past, and I was about to take her to the room. But she told me the only person she kisses is her boyfriend. I declined, not only because she doesn't kiss, but she also seemed "professional". If you don't take her to the room within 5 min talking, she would get up and leave.

Well she approached me again yesterday (Wednesday). I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember me, but she seemed just as professional as when I first talked to her. I also declined this time, but mostly because I had just gotten out of the room 20 minute earlier and needed the break. I will be back to artemis this Friday, and I've decided to give her a try. My expectation is pretty low with her, probably mechanical BJ and sex. It's just that she's super hot, and I just have to get my dick inside of her pussy. Who knows, I might be in a pleasant surprise (doubt it though). Anyhow I was just wondering if any of you monger have been with this one. I'll let you guys know how it'll turn out.

[QUOTE=NewPlayer; 1285152]Has anybody sessioned with Alisha from Hungary? She has a really pretty face and a perfect slim body. Maybe 5'2" with nice natural C cup breasts and long dark hair. She approached me before in the past, and I was about to take her to the room. But she told me the only person she kisses is her boyfriend. I declined, not only because she doesn't kiss, but she also seemed "professional". If you don't take her to the room within 5 min talking, she would get up and leave.

Well she approached me again yesterday (Wednesday). I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember me, but she seemed just as professional as when I first talked to her. I also declined this time, but mostly because I had just gotten out of the room 20 minute earlier and needed the break. I will be back to artemis this Friday, and I've decided to give her a try. My expectation is pretty low with her, probably mechanical BJ and sex. It's just that she's super hot, and I just have to get my dick inside of her pussy. Who knows, I might be in a pleasant surprise (doubt it though). Anyhow I was just wondering if any of you monger have been with this one. I'll let you guys know how it'll turn out.[/QUOTE]If it the girl I am thinking of I would recommend a pass. I took her to the room twice. First time the session went south about 10 minutes in when I wanted to differ from what seemed her usual routine. The second time I forgot I had been with her until we entered the room and the session soured almost immediately. She is not what I would term a shark as she does deliver the sex you are hoping for, but it is all very lack luster and mechanical and I had the feeling that she was timing everything we did. That said she does have a very hot look and if all you want is to put your dick in her pussy, go for it.

AM

[QUOTE=Jmioffe; 1284695]Was just reflecting on the places I've been, and there have been some common experiences. I'm not complaining, they make sense to me. I'm just wondering if anyone has experienced this as well:

1) Given a choice between rooms, girls I've been with have typically chosen the room nearest to the entrance. I suppose that's because they don't want to waste time walking back and forth. But I'd like to see new rooms, and the ones further back are certainly less frequently used.

2) I like all positions, but it seems missionary and doggie were the favorite among the girls I saw. I suppose those are the most passive, least demanding positions. The girls do work quite a few hours after all. I like cowgirl too, but I can see how that would be the most tiring for them. The ones that did me in cowgirl the most were usually the sharks that liked the control and wanted me to come quickly.

Has this been your experience as well? I'm kind of curious about this. Would it be bad form to post in other FKKs' forums?[/QUOTE]Concerning choice of rooms, I've often had ladies there ask me if I had a preference or a particular room that I liked. I don't really have a preference, but have been inside many of the rooms.

As far as positions go, I typically see the gals going for mish, doggy, & cowgirl. Sometimes a gal will want to try the spooning position. I don't care for this position very much but some ladies seem to like it. Also, though cowgirl is cool to do for a while, I don't really get much out of it and practically never come no matter how much a dame pumps away. I do remember a sexy German girl I met in Oase many years ago. She hopped on top of me and had me milked dry in about 2 minutes, so I'm sure that technique and good pussy control plays a factor as well.

As an aside. I'm glad to hear that there are still some hot Bulgarians at Artemis. Hard to go wrong with Eastern Europeans in general.

- DSK

second cultural visit.

i visited berlin for the second time on 21-5-12. my plans were laid. on the following day i would visit artemis, one of berlin's famous brothels in the fkk style.

after this, two days later, i wanted to visit another famous brothel in a more traditional style. i chose to visit either kamilla-dee or royal. i will report on this and on my adventures on oranienburger strasse on the berlin thread.

my first visit to artemis was on 3-4-12. i enjoyed the experience so much that i decided to return. on my first visit i had mastered the intricacies of the multilingual ticket machines and so again the

s-bahn was able to transport me to westkreutz banhof with ease. the trail from there to artemis was now familiar. my second visit was seven weeks after the first visit.

i wanted to spend more time and relax more and use the facilities more.

i arrived about 12:15 and took my time changing and showering. after this i went to the restaurant and surveyed the available talent on the way. i was attracted to a fair haired girl and spoke to her. she said that she came from the ukraine. i enjoyed the food in the restaurant after which i went for a stroll. there appeared to be more men present than on my first visit. down stair i strolled as far as the fitness gym. there was a girl there who was doing a serious work out. i do not know if she was a member of the staff or one of the working girls. i strolled around the adjoining corridor and found a number of rooms curtained off and another kino, which i had not seen before. there was no film showing, although i would find something else there later.

i strolled through to the pool side where the water looked inviting. i enjoyed a free coffee at the bar.

i had decided to make more use of the facilities so i looked at the saunas, but here i was unsure. i was unsure as to the affects that excesses of heat and humidity may have on ones performance in the room. i had no wish to disappoint the chosen girl or myself. there were no doctors or experts in physiology present (i did ask around.) so i decided to take a chance. i went for the 60 degree sauna and set the timer to 5 minutes. following which i stripped of and had a shower. this was much enjoyed.

whilst i was enjoying another free drink at the bar i watched a couple of guys get into the pool and then get out again in less than a minute. i was made of sterner stuff however. after i got used to the temperature i found it quite pleasant. the pool is not big enough to allow one to get up to racing speed so i confined my self to the much favored breast stroke. i completed a lap around the island.

before hauling myself out.

when strolling about upstairs again i met the girl from the ukraine again. we appeared to be getting on well. on this visit i appeared to favour being down stairs. i think this was because of the smoke.

i politely declined a few offers because i wanted to relax and enjoy the place. it came to the point where i felt ready and then i met the girl from the ukraine again. i think her name was something like irena, but i cannot be sure because i am terrible at remembering their names. too, i am never convinced that we know where they come from despite what they say. she said that she was also from hamburg. all i know is that something clicked and we headed for a room.

i asked for the 60e package. she was the same height as me. 1800mm, slim, sexy curves.

she gave me owo and i did not ask for cover. here i departed from my normal practice and my reservations were put aside. i put this down to the level of excitement and anticipation. i thought that she did well in the room, some kissing and cuddling, owo, changing positions. i was pleased with my first session.

i went to re-fuel in the restaurant. following this and after more free drinksat the bar i was strolling about downstair again. i arrived at the kino that i had discovered previously. here i was approached by the siamese twins who walked about everywhere back to back. they tried to sell me a two girl session. i was deliberately naive and asked them what it would be like. they said i would have two of every thing. i did not feel i could oblige on this occasion.

later passing by the same kino there was a film on. i was about to sit down and watch when i heard some noise from the back row. it was a girl and her customer engaging in sex. i did not know what to do. is it acceptable to watch or face the front and watch the film with occasional glances to the back? i felt that i wanted to watch but decided to leave them to it.

upstairs again i felt that i was ready for another session. i was strolling through the bar area when my eyes alighted on a very attractive girl. i wanted to speak to her immediately. she was tall, smooth dusky skin, good looking, curvy, approachable manner. i think her name was something like fatima and prague may have been mentioned. my mind was already thinking about going to a room. so it was to be. i asked for the 60e package. we shared good chemistry in the room and had good fun. fatima plied me with compliments about my performance but i was not going to let this go to my head. i remember thinking that my performance on my second session on my first visit was better also. for this session i asked to be covered. the second session was the better of the two.

i had intended to look for a third session on this visit but i began to feel tired. i was given plenty offers because girls were roaming about offering themselves. some offers were from sexy attractive girls and would have been accepted earlier in the day. there were a lot of attractive girls today. i remember one whom i saw in my first hour of being there. she was stunningly beautiful, blond, model quality, same height as me, sexy curvy, but she was following a man to the bar. i so wanted her. i never saw her again after that.

i decided to leave about 5. so my second visit to artemis was over and confirmed my impressions from my first visit.

the fkk experience has been an eye opener for me. i have travelled to what must be one of europe's best brothels. the quality of which far exceeds what i have been used where i live.

the local airport is 15 minutes by taxi from where i live. a low cost carrier runs regular flights to berlin. so it is easy to get to berlin. i do not at the moment feel the need to travel to other fkk establishments, other than in berlin, because to do so would be more costly and artemis can provide me with what i want.

as to whether or not the fkk experience is ultimately for me remains to be seen. i will be visiting another of berlin's famous brothels later this week, after i have had a day of rest and cultural improvement. i will report on this on the berlin thread.

The number of reports shown on my last report is 10.

On the previous three reports it is also 10.

Clearly the system is not updating the number of reports.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25; 1286688]The number of reports shown on my last report is 10.

On the previous three reports it is also 10.

Clearly the system is not updating the number of reports.[/QUOTE]As I see it from viewing all your reports you have posted 13 times. The system seems rather buggy of late. Perhaps just give it some time to correct.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25;1286081]The FKK experience has been an eye opener for me. I have travelled to what must be one of Europe's best brothels. The quality of which far exceeds what I have been used where I live.[/QUOTE]I guess this is a very common feeling. It made me smile when I read it. Thank you for reporting.

After arriving in Berlin late Monday afternoon, I found myself too tired to visit Artemis Monday night. Three flights and two long layovers took a toll.

But I was ready to go by Wednesday night. I arrived at about 8 and I was at first surprised by the very high ratio of girls to guys. This can be a good thing (lots of choice) or a bad thing (can lead to an increas in shark attacks). I wanted to avoid getting bitten early so I headed for the food area. I had a good Italian lunch at noon so I just wanted something light and I was able to satisfy my hunger OK. Nothing great but not awful except for the "milk rice" or whatever the heck it was-I thought it was yoghurt but it wasn't-not sure what it was.

After dinner I bided my time and spent time downstairs in the no smoking area. The smoke upstairs was bad and it made my allergies, already aggravated by a high level of pollen in Berlin this week, worse.

Even in the quiet of downstairs I was approached by several girls with somewhat sharky tactics I easily fended them off with a new form of shark defense that I had not tried before. I speak French fluently, so When a girl approached me that I wanted to get rid of right away, I pretended to speak only the language of Moliere and not that of Shakespeare or Goethe (I don't speak German anyway). It worked to perfection by completely throwing the girls off their game. None of them could speak French other than saying "voulez vous couched aver moi?". The sharks quickly went in search of other victims, frustrated by their inability to launch an understandable sales pitch.

I wound up having two sessions and because of time pressure, I shall move quickly to the better of the two, the second one.

It was getting rather late and I was relaxing on a coach near the back of the main floor close to the Kino. I needed to choose someone soon because I was getting tired and didn't want to stay past 1 or 2. Suddenly she strolled into view, just kind of wandering around looking for a lonely guy like me. I mentally prepared my secret shark defense weapon for deployment. But at the last moment I lowered my weapon and smiled at her. I immediately could tell she posed no threat to me and that she might even make a tasty meal.

She is about average in height and she has a perfect, slender body-no extra weight but still somewhat shapely and very feminine. But what won me over was her face, which is absolutely angelic in my opinion. It has that classic East Europenan look that combines a hint of the exotic East with classically beautiful features. She proceeded to win me over with her smile, her gorgeous eyes and a sweet personality. Speaking fluent English, she chatted with me in a casual, friendly way. I learned she is from Moldova, which made me ever so slightly concerned, but I quickly dismissed my concern as I engaged her in conversation and became more and more interested in her. I definitely got a good vibe, though I know that girls, especially very pretty ones like Sheeyna turn the charm off as easily as they turn it on.

But not Sheenya-she's for real. She agreed to accompany me into the nearby kino. I asked her if she had any concerns about playing in the kino and she said no problem. We staked out a spot in the back and Sheenya went to work. She delivered an outstanding BBBJ that lasted a long time. After while, she asked me if I liked 69. To be honest, my feeling is "it depends.". It depends on whether the girl smells and tastes nice and fresh and clean. I had a good sense that she would so I said yes and I was not at all disappointed. Probably the best 69 I have ever experienced- at least for a long time. Rather than move upstairs we proceeded right to action in the Kino. Doggie style for as long as my stamina would allow and then I gently pushed her body flat, face down and I continued to penetrate her from behind. She has great stamina, but after awhile mine gave out and I asked her to finish outside her pussy. She said fine and offered CIM for an extra 50. I hesitated but then figured why not. She finished me off beautifully while giving me frequent glances with her beautiful eyes. I thought I was starring in one of those beautiful porn movies like the ones from X-Art (previews on YouTube) , because those girls are beautiful and sweet looking like Sheenya but they are also doing porn.

All in all it was a great session and a great way to end my evening. I hope to be back at Artemis Thursday night if I can get rid of my allergy symptoms.

[QUOTE=CaptRenno; 1287245]. She finished me off beautifully while giving me frequent glances with her beautiful eyes. I thought I was starring in one of those beautiful porn movies like the ones from X-Art (previews on YouTube) , because those girls are beautiful and sweet looking like Sheenya but they are also doing porn.

All in all it was a great session and a great way to end my evening. I hope to be back at Artemis Thursday night if I can get rid of my allergy symptoms.[/QUOTE]Of course I meant to say YouPorn, not YouTube!

Will be in Berlin next week. Are there some girls offering AO at Artemis?

Some hot days in Berlin, partially in the company of wingman Occultus has seen its end. I failed utterly in my attempt to write this second trip report from Berlin, live at the spot, since the Ibis Messe hotel had blocked all internet access to pages related to ISG or sex in general. But still I guess it's good enough for those of you who like to read reports instead of imbecile questions. I also failed at arranging a meeting with Rocketboy and Angus Magee, but managed to meet them Tuesday over a drink next to KaDeWe. Great to have met you guys, I envy your proximity to the Love Bahnhof, hope to see you next time in Berlin!

BTW: Captrenno, our paths were crossed, you arrived at 8 PM Wednesday. I exited Artemis just 10 min. Before your arrival. Too bad!

SATURDAY MAY 26:

My wingman Occultus joined me for a short walk to Artemis. The Ibis Messe hotel is very conveniently located for those who like to visit the Love Bahnhof! We just had some problems on our way. We tried finding an ATM outside Artemis in order to avoid any extra fees, and we did find it just outside our own hotel, but that was after having walked to Westkreuz station. One of the uniformed workers informed us that there were no ATM in the station, which I discovered was not true. There was an ATM in the Westkreuz station, I just discovered that on my last day!

My first visit to Artemis (and to any FKK for that matter) was in November last year, and it was with quite a lot of supense we entered the building which is the favorite playground of some of the finest SPs in the world! We entered just to know that we had wasted so much time in finding an ATM that we missed the opportunity of eating and had to wait until 18:00 before dinner was served! The girls we met only suggested that we should eat pussy instead, which I ended up doing. Here are my experiences from what I can call a real Saturday Night Fever:

Gabitza. 24 years old brunette from Budapest, Hungary:

My first sessions are rarely the best, I guess it is something with the state of mind I am in. This one was no exception from the rule. I mean Gabitza did a good session, she agreed to kiss and did a very nice, sloppy BBBJ and since I had quite a load spared I had to get her in missionary before I came too fast. I had just anticipated to last more than my 15-20 min, but I guess her BJ skills were too good for me. This girl didn't waste time on any AST, but who cares, I wouldn't discuss the Hungarian political situation with her anyway! Damage: 60 euros.

Overall rating: 6/10.

After some dinner and relaxation in the sauna area and catching up with Occultus in between sessions, I went up to relax with a drink next to the main bar. I had my eyes on a mulatto girl with shortcut hairstyle. She was busy talking with some other guy, but turned around and went to see me.

Dominique. 27 years old brunette, from Germany / Martinique:

She told me that one of her parents was from Germany and the other from Martinique, the French island in the Caribbean Sea. We immediately clicked and I just knew I would be having a session with her, little did I know that it would be two sessions, more on that later. She preferred to speak German or French, so I had no problem conversing with her as my French is fluent. Most girls told me that they only spoke French in the room, but Dominique turned out to speak fluently both outside and inside the room. She does not have the typical porn-look as many of the other girls in Artemis, and she acts like a real GFE, one of the few girls that don't mind to spend more time with you outside the room if you click with her and I certainly did. To the extent that I booked her for one hour, and she didn't disappoint me. We had a great session with DFK, BBBJ that evolved into a 69. Her BJ was a bit toothy for my taste, but it got a lot better when I warned her not using her teeth. Then lots of spaß with missionary, cowgirl and doggy before I ultimately gave her me load.

Overall rating: 7/10.

After handing her the well earned 120 euros, I went to get some drinks in the bar while scouting for new talents for my third session later. I descended the stairs and relaxed on one of the chaisechairs next to the sauna when a hot blonde from Hamburg approached me.

Blair. 26 years old blonde from Hamburg, Germany:

I told Blair that I would let her have the honour of being my first German girl experience. Well, at least the first 100 % German girl then! She was quite flattered. I normally don't get so attracted to blonde girls, but I couldn't help being tempted by Blair. She is pictured on the Artemis websites, but only from the side. Beautiful green eyes made for seduction, and long blonde hair to her waist. She is truly what most people would call a optifick and she did not kiss at all. At this point I really didn't care, I just wanted to fuck her! So I did, and the session with Blair was very good. She had no problem waking up junior for the third time with a very good pornlike BBBJ. Followed by cowgirl, missionary and I just had to let my juice go while pounding her doggystyle.

She told me during our short AST that a guy had once offered her 500 euros if she would agree to DFK! She said she was tempted, but had refused this insane amount of money, some guys truly are crazy! Blair is really recommandable if kissing is not very important for you.

Overall rating: 7/10 (one point missing due to no kissing)

Coming back to the bar, after handing the 60 euros to Blair, I talked to Occultus and heard he'd been busy as a bee himself. He left on the chase for one girl he had been observing for a bit, while I took a stroll to the kino upstairs. I actually met by accident Paulina near the bar area. She's a brunette with the smallest tits in Artemis, and she's from Poznan, Poland. I was really tempted to go with her, because I remembered London Travellers good reviews of his session with her. But I was too tired. Fate wanted me to go with her, only not that day! Not much action in the kino upstairs so I exited and bumped into Nina. YES, I had finally found the legendary Nina from Czech Republic. She was a bit surprised to hear me speak the few phrases I know in Czech language. Unfortunately I had to turned her down, and I am still kicking my ass for this decision. I had just ended the session with Blair and had no intentions to engage in any sexual encounter for a while. Well Nina, was definitely not a girl that waste her time, she turned around quicker than I could say the words "maybe later". I went to the bar to get some more drinks and after relaxing a long time I bumped into Dominque again. She turned out to know Nina quite well, and while she was speaking with me, Nina got a bit angry with her for "monopolizing" clients. Meaning without going to the room with them, just talking, which is apparently not good perceived by the other girls. I didn't mind another session with Dominique even though I had not planned anything.

Dominique. 27 years old brunette, from Germany / Martinique:

I did however agree on one repeat session. I've never done a repeat the same day, but I guess rules are there to be broken, right? I don't have to get into detail on the time I spent in zimmer, as it turned out to be even better than the first one with her, but this time she really had to work harder for me to cum. I eventually did after a long time in doggyposition. I had promised her a massage if I came once more, so she hold me up on the promise. She was so relaxed she almost went asleep at the end. The only problem with her, is that after these two great sessions, she hunted me down for the rest of my stay in Artemis! I had to explain to her that although I had some wonderful time with her, I would have had a GF if I was interested in only one girl! She remained friendly enough for the rest of the stay so I think she understood my POV.

Overall rating: 8/10.

I really felt completely emptied after these four sessions, but I guess the Norwegian salmon I had been eating the day before had given me extra stamina. Who knows, anyway I was approaced by both Dominique and her friend Luciana downstairs.

Luciana. 23 years old brunette from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil:

I was resting just beneath the stares going down to the sauna facilities when these two girls tried their best at suggesting a threesome with me. I refused but I fell for the temptation at a last shot at goal with Luciana. She is a very petite girl, surely not the prettiest ones in Artemis. Her face didn't really appeal very much too me, but her body is firm and tight with a great ass. In the room she started a massive upsell, that put me a bit off. She wanted me to fuck her anally, give her CIM etc. Which I declined with my loss of stamina. I did give her a good fuck session, after pounding her hard doggystyle I managed to get my last orgasm of the day / night. Even at the end of the session, she continued to nag about CIM and of course extending the session to one hour with a nice massage etc. I've heard this so many times before. She was so disappointed and complained to me "why you go with my friend twice and have hourlong sessions, and with me only 30 min?". Well sorry Luciana, but what can I say. Different girls, different men, I am not there to waste my money on 30 min more, when I've cum already! She has a nice body, the sex was good, but I think she had not so many clients Saturday and was probably a bit desperate to squeeze out maximum of the one shot she had? I would not repeat!

Overall rating: 5/10.

This concludes the first Saturday Night Fever in the Love Bahnhof, TBC!

[QUOTE=TommySued;1287514]Will be in Berlin next week. Are there some girls offering AO at Artemis?[/QUOTE]Not the place for that. Look elsewhere.

the story from my and occultus second visit this weekend continues.

first reply to tommysued: ao is not offered from any girl at artemis as far as i know, and it would really surprise me as they are all very clean and obsessed with good hygiene. and any girl would get into trouble if she was known to offer ao. in fact i have a very good impression of artemis as one of the cleanest establishment i've ever visited, not only premises, but also sps!

sunday, may 27:

after some breakfast or more precisely brunch at artemis, we exited the love bahnhof to do some sightseeing in berlin. it is very easy to leave artemis and get back without paying the entry again. just tell the receptionist and she'll keep the key for your return, and note your name as well. you just have to be back before 4 am, as the club closes at 5 am. as this was occultus first visit to the german capital, so we ended the visit over some berliner pilzen and czech krusovice before ultimately finding our way to artemis again. inside we discovered that there were an absence of lot of girls from saturday, and while there were a favorable ratio of girls vs men at saturday, something had happened on sunday. suddenly during some peak hours there were more men than girls, at least it felt like it were too many polar bears, i recognised voices to be swedish and lots of italians as well. again many girls expressed their anger towards the many italian guys that came to party, looking and feeling up the girls, doing one session of 60 euros, and then leave the next day so they avoided hotel expenses. one of the italian guys stayed a long time in the cinema and one of the czech girls passed him asking "now spaghetti, are you finally ready for some action?", clearly a bit annoyed getting declined again.

i had lost my wingman occultus, while we were sitting on once of the couches next to the bar. as i've stated before, my first session of a day is rarely the best, but this one should turn out to be a catastrophe!

nicole. 26 year old blonde from hungary.

this girl is not normally my type. she tried her best to make me horny, while she rubbed her knee against my junior. of course it had some effect, and i really can't understand how i could go with her. first she's blond, she's a bit chubby imo, she's small, she's got fake boobs, she's got fake lips. the girl is even fake in bed! i would like to kick myself for going with her, and i even thought i had read a negative review of her on the board before, but i was not sure before it was too late! let me cut the story short, we got to the room, she started wanking me. yes you read correctly! i had to instruct her to start a bj, and then she ask me: "you want covered or uncovered bj?". this is normally a valid question to make as some guests wants everything covered, but i told her i wanted a uncovered bj as i was thinking i would need all motivation to get hard for as long as it get with this girl. not too happy with my reply, she tried to appeal to my conscience and asked me "are you married". no, i am divorced, can you get on with the fxxxing bj! nicole obviously don't like giving bbbj, and she proceeded with what i can call one of the worst bjs since chanel in fkk palace in frankfurt. i managed to get a semi-hard on and she put on a rubber and i fucked her first cowgirl then i just wanted to fuck her doggy. i guess i just didn't like the look of her botox-fake lips. i really had to focus hard on maintaining an erection, which is unbelievable when she was the first girl of the day. needless to say i was unable to cum and got soft after some minutes of fucking. i said that this was not working and i wanted to leave, cut my losses i guess! she then got a bit desperate that i would complain to the front desk so she offered me a new bj so i could cim. i just got more annoyed, so she offered massage included in the half hour. i thought, why not? but the massage was just terrible and i didn't reply her when she asked me if it was good massage. i remember giving her the 60 euros and she kissed me. apparently just a last attempt to avoid getting embarassed in front of her friends / front desk. at this point i was just happy for not cumming with her and i avoided any eye contact with her the rest of my stay in artemis. i think she got the message, as she never approached me and avoided looking my way in shame of her performance. nicole: if you are reading this. please please. do yourself and us a favour and quit artemis. start working at lidl instead! at least you will make the customers happy there! end words: i am probably just as much to blame for my poor selection. i can only blame myself for a terrible choice and my only honest excuse is that my little head overrun my big head. i should never have happened, but being a man. i am sure it will happen again someday. hoping it will not happen in a very very long time!

overall rating: 2/10. yes nicole, you give all hungarian girls a bad name, hell you give artemis a bad reputation and you are a true disgrace to the fine girls of hungary!

i met occultus next to the bar downstairs. a number of girls tried to approach me but i guess my facial expression of pure anger after my session from hell with nicole, got the a bit intimitated and reserved. i was seriously thinking about complaining to the front desk, but i am happy occultus got me off the idea. it would probably only make things worse and to be of no good. i feared my mojo was gone and felt sorry for myself for quite a bit. one of the small, petite german girls approached me (don't know her name, not my type but she is friendly) : willst du aleine bleiben oder? i just nodded and then she said something in german meaning you should come here with a happy face and have viel spaß, lots of fun! i thanked her for her good advice and i knew she was right. only way of getting rid of that bad mood was to find a new girl. it could only get better, right?

shaz. 22 years old brunette from romania.

finally i got my eyes on shaz, i had not seen her before, she was standing next to the bar upstairs. i approached her and had a short interview before we headed upstairs. shaz looks and feels very young, she's not very tall, around 165cm, but have a stunning body and perfectly shaped tits for my taste. i just had a hard time not laughing of her, because she has a voice that is, let's say very thin and sounds a bit funny as she has a slightly speech lisp. shaz gave me one of the best bbbjs so far. i don't know what she did, but she had a special technique with her tongue that made me think that she would be able to get any men get a hard on within seconds! the rest of the session was just great, reverse cowgirl, mish and doggy. the sexy look she gave me when i did her missionary style. shaz: you might look like you're 18. but you give romanian girls a good name! i've never been disappointed with any romanian girls so far!

overall rating: 8/10.

i stayed some time in the sauna after this session and talked to occultus before he had to continue on his adventure, catching the morning flight to frankfurt. dominique from saturday, tried to convince me again for a new session. i declined and was feeling empty and satisfied after the session with shaz. i spent some time talking with some poor swedish guys that were quite drunk and had arrived at artemis at 2 am! it was their first visit so they were clearly overwhelmed with the sight of so many hot bodies walking around. i observed one of them paying one of the blondes just before i exited artemis at 4:50 am, so i guess they did manage to have some fun before closing time. i felt i could have done one more session but none of the girls appealed to me at that time and i felt my stamina had decreased since saturdays night fever!

tuesday, may 29:

after a somewhat "relaxing" monday, i managed to meet up with angus and rocketboy over some drinks. really enjoyed sharing some stories of artemis, flat rate clubs and your viewpoint of this "hobby". great to have met the "legends of the board"!

i couldn't help myself and felt being drawn to the love bahnhof again to be relieved of another 80 euros. tuesday was a very calm day, not at all so many guys left and some of the girls recognised me from the weekend. one of them was the jennifer lopez of artemis: katarina from czech republic. so after eating a decent meal in the restaurant i went upstairs with her.

katarina. 27 years old brunette from prague, czech republic.

i have always had a weak spot for girls from cr and i have said and it is probably true: i've fucked more girls from cr than from my own country, which says a lot! the girls from cr, just know how to fuck, it's in their blood! katarina has long, curly hair and has a ressemblance to jennifer lopez. she's actually working as a hairdresser when she's in prague so her life is very secret in berlin. she got me turned on and after a nice well done sloppy bbbj, she proceeded with a cow girl. she mounted me but got tired so i let her lay on her back while i was fucking her mish-style for quite a bit. i finished with her in doggy and declined her question of cim. she accepted without any bad feelings.

overall rating: 7/10.

i met a german guy from essen next to the bar downstairs. had a pleasant chat with him about fkks and it was his first experience in artemis. at this point we got hit by multiple girls trying to sell us threesomes, foursomes and i don't know what! i got approached again by dominique and i introduced her to jan, the german guy. i was a bit happy as i was not interested in a new session with her. she went with him upstairs, but according to them both it was not a good session. i was sorry for giving him the recommandation, but he had no hard feelings towards me. he just said that ymmv. could happen to anyone if you don't click with the girl in question.

at this time i was approached by a russian blonde. when she told me her name i just knew she would be my next session.

ella. 30 year old blonde from st. petersburg, russia:

i recall reading numerous positive reports of this mature blonde. i can only thank the reviews for my decision, because ella would not normally be my choice as she is clearly older than 30 years as she claims to be, and not really my type. i would guess she's closer to 36, but it's difficult to say. she has implants in her tits and they did not feel good when i touched them, but ella made up for that by her friendly behaviour and great blowjob skills! this must be one of the best bjs i've ever received in real life and in a fkk! if you're a lover of bbbj, ella is your no. 1 choice! i am sure she sucked me for about 20 minutes, so long i just felt compelled to extend the session to one hour! this is probably her technique as well, but it works as a charm! she got me rock hard and i had such a great session with her, cowgirl, missionary and doggy to finish me off! she was moaning a lot, a bit artificial, but not too much so it just got me more turned on!

overall rating: 8/10.

after the session with ella, i had a long relax time in the sauna, went upstairs after a while and bumped into my third victim (or was i her victim?)

melody. 22 years old brunett from cologne, germany.

melody is pictured on the artemis website. anybody remember alphaville, the german popband of the eighties? except from their classic "forever young" they had another hit "sounds like a melody". well, it got me thinking about this girl!"she's so soft and warm in my hands". she's got long dark hair and had no hard time persuading me for a third session. she is incredibly hot and when i thought i would have some problems getting an erection after ella had pumped me empty. melody is not just a beautiful creature from köln, but enjoys dfk and daty, so it sealed the deal. her bbbj is soft and just the way i liked it. i almost have a hard on just by thinking of her. another great session, reverse cg, normal cg, missionary and doggy. no upsell, just a great session as it should be! last remark: i approached ella in the bar after our session, and she actually asked me not to stay there too long because it could stop men from approaching her. there and then i understood that beneath her friendly exterior beats the heart of a ruthless commercial sp!

overall rating: 8/10.

i actually felt my stamina would not hold anymore sessions after cumming with melody. i was sooo wrong. around 3 am, i get approached by a duo hunting for their next prey. i was not easy to convince, but what to do when you've got two beautiful hotties caressing and kissing you everywhere and junior starts waking up?

carmen, brunette and patty, blonde. both 26 years old from baku, azerbadsjan:

i was a bit hesitant to do a fourth session with these two girls. they have this sharky behaviour you are used to see in fkk palace in frankfurt. carmen being the hottest of the two, while patty had a big nose and a more "next-door" look. before i am dying i will probably be thinking about the scene where these to hot girls did a duo-bbbj and licking my shaft up and down! every man should savour that moment at least once in their lifes! patty started a crazy bj while i was licking carmen. carmen licked my cock in 69 and patty concentrated on my balls. i was in heaven! then we changed and after a while i started fucking the birthday girl patty (yes it was her birthday!) and after some minutes we changed rubber and i got to fuck carmen. the girls opted for cim. i declined as it would be tempting but too expensive! they accepted and i ended the session with the two girls alternating on giving me a great bj, one licking my balls etc. both gave me a very nice bj and while patty was licking my nipples, i warned carmen about me cumming so she stopped the bj and i came so hard i actually think some of it almost hit pattys face! what a session, the girls were awesome! i couldn't stop myself from tipping them 20 euros each (i normally don't tip anymore!) and said it was a birthday present for them both. they seemed to be just as happy as myself!

overall rating: 10/10. can't say anymore. they blowed my mind and my cock!

after this fourth session it was definitely my time to leave, thinking that anything else would be huge deception! but i had already decided to get back to artemis the day after before my flight was due to leave in the evening!

wednesday, may 30.

the last day of my stay in artemis, i got inside around noon, and new i would have to be efficient before my departure at around 8 pm to catch my return-flight from tegel. after eating a very good brunch, a moment downstairs, i got inside the main bar-area and got something to drink. the line-up of girls was less than impessive at this moment. it was lingerie day (dessous tag) but that didn't bother me at all. it just made the girls look even more sexy. 40 min. after my arrival i got approached my linda and was not hard to convince.

linda. 21 years old from hungary.

linda seemed to be older than her real age, and was my youngest victim in artemis. she gave me a short bbbj. i was soon rock hard and got to fuck her in different positions. i got tired of doing her doggy, so i lay down on my back and let her finish me off by giving me a last bj. i told her i didn't want cim so she respected that and wanked me off when i gave her the sign so i sprayed the cum on myself instead. linda: you fucked like a true hungarian girl! only negative remark about linda is that she closes her eyes when i did her mish. a clear sign that she does not really enjoy the work 100% and would like to be somewere else, or maybe thinking about brad pitt. who knows?

overall rating: 6/10.

after this inital session with linda, i went down to the sauna and stayed a longer time there before hitting the showers and a short swim in the pool. it was so relaxing i layed down on the chaisechairs and actually fell asleep for a while. i woke up only because i felt a little cold, someone had opened the windows, and i was not wearing the robe, only a towel. i moved upstairs and got a drink. on one of the couches behind the bar i saw paulina (that i only met saturday) from poland and asked her if i could sit down next to her and her friends gwendolyn and cindy.

paulina. 25 years old brunette from poznan, poland:

i had the good reviews from london travellers in mind when i approached paulina. she's got short hair and is also pictured on the artemis website. she truly has some of the smallest pair of tits i've seen in a fkk. some of the male guests had bigger tits then her, but i would still choose her over any of them! i was not so obsessed about her tits, since she has that next-door look i love and she's very friendly. she gave me compliments for my perfume and after agreeing on kissing, we proceeded upstairs. paulina is very good at everything what she does. after a nice bbbj, i proposed a 69 which she really enjoyed a lot. she then mounts me in a cg and rode me for a while. we decided to change and i fuck her in missionary and ended up in doggy. paulina had this wonderful eyecontact with me the whole time, i would definitely repeat. strongly recommended if you don't like big tits of course!

overall rating: 8/10

after the session with paulina i didn't plan on another session but when i was sitting enjoying my apfelchorle. i got a bit tempted by lulu, that i recognised from fkk palace and occultus description of her. she's an austrian hot babe with tattoos down her arms. she has that bad girl-look that occultus obviously fall in love with. the only thing that made me change my mind was when she said she don't kiss, but would kiss if i threw in one extra like cim! i declined and replied: "lulu, remember this is not palace, this is artemis. either you kiss or you don't kiss"! i stayed on my couch, but i couldn't resist the next small romanian hottie walking by. she gave me an indecent proposal to go to the kino.

julia. 24 years old brunette from romania:

oh my god, julia looks like she should be 19 or 20 years old, but is actually older than her looks. she has the teeny look that would turn on most 40 years old guys like myself. if you don't get turned on by julia, you're either impotent or gay! the sexy lingerie she was wearing just made her even more sexy! she walked with me down to the cinema downstairs. she said something about the italian guy sitting all day in the kino without fucking."why do they come here, just to watch and fuck maybe once? they are not good for business". clearly she disapproved a lot this guy for not taking part of the action depicted on the screen. we sat down at the first row and she started with a very decent bbbj that made me hard enough for her to cover my cock and do a reverse cg. wow. that was so hot, but i felt it was time to move into one of the adjacent zimmers to continue the action. it would be more comfortable for the both of us. but i don't think julia was the shy type, she would probably have no problems to fuck all the time in the kino. in the room, i got a new bj and she moved over in a 69 position, which she enjoyed a lot. i got really turned on the sucking and surround sound from the kino and other couples around, so i asked to do her doggy. i really pounded her hard from behind as she clearly liked it rough! i came just before the 30 min. mark and was happy and content. my cock felt numb all the way to tegel!

this concludes my trip to berlin and artemis! i can't wait to get back, but have to work hard earning more euros! ich liebe berlin!

[QUOTE=Sucker17;1287648]The story from my and Occultus second visit this weekend continues.My cock felt numb all the way to Tegel! This concludes my trip to Berlin and Artemis! I can't wait to get back, but have to work hard earning more euros! Ich liebe Berlin![/QUOTE]Epic reports, Sucker17 full of useful info vs drug crazed diary entries. The way it should be. I shall put in the ROD.

I think you need to contact the ECB to create a new kind of Euro stimulus program, which you seem to have started on your own. Anyway, Berlin loves you back.