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[QUOTE=Lugnut;2450504]$800 for my vasectomy was some of the best money I've ever spent. Will never again worry about knocking somebody up. And, I'm still waiting for someone to tell me that she's pregnant with my baby. That will be fun![/QUOTE]Double word score!
[QUOTE=Blakman;2450914]So a girl I had a 3 some with sent me 3 photos of a girl. Looks good, but better photos could be sent. Young no kids and she swears she looks good. They are recruiting these girls somewhere and making few bucks I believe. Anyways I return home June so I am exploring what seems a reasonable offer. Once theres mobility. I will double up on casas daily.
3 hrs, 2 leche, oral sex without condom. 100 mil why 20 mil taxi. If I do no report back it was canceled LOL.[/QUOTE]So the lady came over by way of uber. She look hot. A baby 8, just not as beautiful. Picture yourself watching porn and 19 year old with no kids, perfect breast, complexion, and body coming to visit you. 3 years from now. You are going to pay 300 mil for this girl. She comes in and I do the socializing routine. Drinks, weed, snacks, music. I have the music arranged so mood gets better by the minute. But every now and then a chick will want to interrupt the flow and play the. J. Oh hate that shit. But her choices still comes from my arrangement of songs. She smokes the weed and drinking beer enjoying the music. I touch the breast. Oh my god. As perky and full as can be. She's okay with the affection and kisses on the neck. I ask if she can dance she says yes. I point to the counter table and she ask now. I say no cause I want to get her clothes off first. We dance more and get more affectionate adding kisses. All is smooth. She Allows me to suck the tits no problem. At this point I am hyped to see the body so I help her down to her panties and bra. Lift her on the table / stage and grab my camera. She says no mi amor. I explain I just want to video the back. She's fine with that. Play a song she can dance to and I am filming looking at this young body of perfection. Slim with nice size ass and tits. I sit my self at the table and have her bring her pussy to my face. She twerks down to my tongue. I am licking her pussy while she dances. I am like this is what Colombia is all about. I decide it's my turn for some action and I tell her to suck. She says no papi condon. That wasn't in the agreement. Normally I wouldn't threaten to text the recruiter but she look so good and gave me a video of the body. I was straight. So we worked out little bit raw and rest condon. That spoiled a perfect moment. So gave me a good head job no condom and with condom but not long like I like it. Then she decided to ride me on the couch cowgirl. The sex was great. Her pussy fit just right. She bounce on it very well mixing up body positions. Then we went upstairs and I gave her body oil massage. Then I ate her pussy. I fucked her missionary, doggy, then had her ride me again. She was innocently sexy and mature in her sensuality. I was fucking for a good while and time was about hour 30 minutes til I nutted. For some reason I was content with the one nut. She took a shower and got dress. I was looking at her and was like I want some more. I pulled her to me to fuck with my hot spot and she responded very well. So I grab her hand towards my dick and told her take off her clothes. She said no. I decided to test my authority. I showed her the agreement that it was 2 leche 3 hrs. She said no I was told 2 hours. I showed her the agreement again and said not good business I will have to tell your boss. She then said okay I will honor the time. I started sucking her titties again. Had her take off all her clothes and went up stairs to fuck again. After all that the fucking dick would not get hard. I had her suck it for a bit then told her take off the condom and wank me off. Which she did. She was a nice girl but I was little bit of a spoil brat cause she didn't suck me raw. She will make a nice 3 some. Have to get it done. She says she has not done it but it sounds interesting. This girl will be a star out in lleras park in 3 years for sure.
[QUOTE=Blakman;2450995]So the young lady came over by way of uber. She look young and hot. A baby 8, just not as beautiful. Picture yourself watching porn and 19 year old with no kids, perfect breast, complexion, and body coming to visit you. 3 years from now. You are going to pay 300 mil for this girl. She comes in and I do the socializing routine. Drinks, weed, snacks, music. I have the music arranged so mood gets better by the minute. But every now and then a chick will want to interrupt the flow and play the. J. Oh hate that shit. But her choices still comes from my arrangement of songs. She smokes the weed and drinking beer enjoying the music. I touch the breast. Oh my god. As perky and full as can be. She's okay with the affection and kisses on the neck. I ask if she can dance she says yes. I point to the counter table and she ask now. I say no cause I want to get her clothes off first. We dance more and get more affectionate adding kisses. All is smooth. She Allows me to suck the tits no problem. At this point I am hyped to see the body so I help her down to her panties and bra. Lift her on the table / stage and grab my camera. She says no mi amor. I explain I just want to video the back. She's fine with that. Play a song she can dance to and I am filming looking at this young body of perfection. Slim with nice size ass and tits. I sit my self at the table and have her bring her pussy to my face. She twerks down to my tongue. I am licking her pussy while she dances. I am like this is what Colombia is all about. I decide it's my turn for some action and I tell her to suck. She says no papi condon. That wasnt in the agreement. Normally I wouldn't threaten to text the recruiter but she look so good and gave me a video of the body. I was straight. So we worked out little bit raw and rest condon. That spoiled a perfect moment. So gave me a good head job no condom and with condom but not long like I like it. Then she decided to ride me on the couch cowgirl. The sex was great. Her pussy fit just right. She bounce on it very well mixing up body positions. Then we went upstairs and I gave her body oil massage. Then I ate her pussy. I fucked her missionary, doggy, then had her ride me again. She was innocently sexy and mature in her sensuality. I was fucking for a good while and time was about hour 30 minutes til I nutted. For some reason I was content with the one nut. She took a shower and got dress. I was looking at her and was like I want some more. I pulled her to me to fuck with my hot spot and she responded very well. So I grab her hand towards my dick and told her take off her clothes. She said no. I decided to test my authority. I showed her the agreement that it was 2 leche 3 hrs. She said no I was told 2 hours. I showed her the agreement again and said not good business I will have to tell your boss. She then said okay I will honor the time. I started sucking her titties again. Had her take off all her clothes and went up stairs to fuck again. After all that the fucking dick would not get hard. I had her suck it for a bit then told her take off the condon and wank me off. Which she did. She was a nice girl but I was little bit of a spoil brat cause she didn't suck me raw. She will make a nice 3 some. Have to get it done. She says she has not done it but it sounds interesting. This girl will be a star out in lleras park in 3 years for sure.[/QUOTE]Here is a picture on my counter table.
[QUOTE=Blakman;2450995]I am like this is what Colombia is all about.[/QUOTE]LOL you got me with this one.
Some guy on a local expat FB group said his buddy had 2 chicks from Tinder come over, and he woke up 2 days later with everything gone.
[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2451012]LOL you got me with this one.
Some guy on a local expat FB group said his buddy had 2 chicks from Tinder come over, and he woke up 2 days later with everything gone.[/QUOTE]If you give it time and analyze the girls it become obvious of their intentions. But I guess anyone can be fooled. Especially if they follow through with great sex. Not me though slapshot. Cheapy charlie is very observative.
[QUOTE=Blakman;2451005]Here is a picture on my counter table.[/QUOTE]Great post and picture, thick and fleshy from behind as per the report.
[QUOTE=AmoMedellin;2450930]The bad students are 3rd world kids, bad nutrition leads to low IQ in the long term. In Peru this was a hot bedmate theme 2007 and the issue is permanent. Like the US, lower class people doesn't have human value to middle and upperclass people, I have lived in LA enough to becoming ignorant about it, while being upset for years. There is nothing to do!
It also means that poor people have a naive view of gringos Westerners and making some sort of functional deal does not work, rip-off is their only strategy.
50% is still good people but beware![/QUOTE]Do you find those college students from facebook or Tinder?
[QUOTE=Blakman;2451005]Here is a picture on my counter table.[/QUOTE]What's up with the socks? Not too shabby to get an apartment with a stripper stage.
[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2450819]I am confused as to what you were waiting for to start fucking. Didn't they know they were coming over to fuck or did you only tell them you were inviting them for drinking, smoking, and snacks? Were you waiting for them to say let's start fucking now? When a chick comes to my place to fuck and has her clothes on too long, I simply say take that shit off.
Man I don't know where you find the time to do all this stuff AND write about it everyday. I am enjoying it and I know that people, unlike me and you, who are stuck in places where they are not able to monger are really appreciating it.[/QUOTE]I didn't realize it was so easy for people to circulate around. Never mind come visit you. I was under the impression you can only leave your house on certain days based on your ID / Cedula / Passport at risk of a fine if you get stopped by the cops. And if you're a foreigner breaking the rule could be worse than just a fine. Please clarify. Also, who said they heard talk about opening the border? I am sure many of us would like to know where this information was published.
[QUOTE=HasideasTao;2451123]I didn't realize it was so easy for people to circulate around. Never mind come visit you. I was under the impression you can only leave your house on certain days based on your ID / Cedula / Passport at risk of a fine if you get stopped by the cops. And if you're a foreigner breaking the rule could be worse than just a fine. Please clarify. Also, who said they heard talk about opening the border? I am sure many of us would like to know where this information was published.[/QUOTE]Girls travel by taxi or whatever means to make ends me. Some daily, some on pico days. Regular girls mostly abide by the law. What's most affected is time catching a cab. I have girls stay 30 minutes to hour waiting for taxi. Even arriving can be delayed or canceled from inaccessible taxi.
[QUOTE=Blakman;2451017]If you give it time and analyze the girls it become obvious of their intentions. But I guess anyone can be fooled. Especially if they follow through with great sex. Not me though slapshot. Cheapy charlie is very observative.[/QUOTE]No matter how smart you think you are, you are not invincible when it comes to dealing with Chicas as much as you think you are.
Something you should be aware of, and I am sure you've heard this before, "shit happens when you least expect it". Myself, and other long time members on this board can attest to this. For a first time visitor to Colombia, and how you've been rolling according to your posts, I think you have been very lucky thus far not encountering Chica (s) that will outwit and outsmart you.
Trust me they are out there.
You described the presidential decree rules accurately. In practice, the pico why cedula (last digit of your cedula determines when you can leave your home for certain purposes) is only enforced by larger chain stores like Exito and D1 and by the Metro. Neither buses nor taxis enforce it. Gana, the betting / mobile phone recharge / cash transfer agencies, began enforcing pico why cedula last week but it gradually went back to walk up service at will just like small independent stores and and electronic shops.
The police have been selectively enforcing pico why cedula but, as reported by local media, not one centavo of any of the billions of pesos in fines (936,000 pesos each) has been collected. There is no known way to pay. My hunch is the fines will be forgiven for all but multiple offenders or in egregious cases like the people caught in clandestine speakeasy style sex and drug fiestas. I've been stopped several times since the beginning of the quarantine in March. Each time the police accepted my lame excuses about a quick trip to the ATM or I thought today was my day. I haven't been stopped since the restrictions were relaxed and people are allowed to go to work. The traffic jams are back since then along with the pollution. The sidewalks are packed and more shops open every day. There is nothing preventing any girl who wants to move about from moving about.
[QUOTE=HasideasTao;2451123]I didn't realize it was so easy for people to circulate around. Never mind come visit you. I was under the impression you can only leave your house on certain days based on your ID / Cedula / Passport at risk of a fine if you get stopped by the cops. And if you're a foreigner breaking the rule could be worse than just a fine. Please clarify. Also, who said they heard talk about opening the border? I am sure many of us would like to know where this information was published.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AmoMedellin;2450920]If being in a Medellin filled with Venezuelans and students with years without incomes but tuition bills to pay, you have the upper hand, of course it is easy to imagine that being generous gives better services, but they see it as weakness: you have no game in your own rich country and overpay a ordinary girl just not to be rejected![/QUOTE]Keep speaking wise one!
[QUOTE=Surfer500;2451127]No matter how smart you think you are, you are not invincible when it comes to dealing with Chicas as much as you think you are.
Something you should be aware of, and I am sure you've heard this before, "shit happens when you least expect it".[/QUOTE]A few year ago in Costa Rica I was convinced by this gal that I was different and so was she and together things too were different. We had seen each other quite a few times over numerous trips. I told this to my Nica sidekick and explained what she had said. Now this guy lives and works there, knows many of the girls and they know him. He's about as streetwise as it gets. Well after telling him this, he said it all sounds good but remember that she is a professional and knows what to say and do and when to say and do it. Of course he was right and a bruised ego and some heartache taught me the lesson no words ever could.
Just always keep your guard up or you will be open for a sucker punch.
About the socks I don't know maybe she's been with pollo negra LOL. At my spending price you overlook the small stuff like socks when stripper dancing. Actually they are caught off guard when I ask if they can dance and then clear the table to give room to dance on it. So it's awkward removal of clothes and the main goal is to get a video of the dancing so I don't try to interrupt the moment.
[QUOTE=JjBee62;2451105]What's up with the socks? Not too shabby to get an apartment with a stripper stage.[/QUOTE]