You like the village girls from Lugansk because they are cheap!
First it's a beer. Then it's, hey, I really like this girl but I'm a little short, can I borrow $200. Then it's hey, I got this girl all set to go back to my place but I don't have taxi money, can I borrow 50uah - actually could you make it 100uah because I am a really good tipper. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, my place is a mess/my girlfriend is sleeping at my place. Can I fuck her at your place? By the way, my place really isn't mine, it's actually my girlfriend and she's getting tired of my shit. Do you know of any really cheap places in the center I can live? Well, actually I really can't even afford a youth hostel - could I stay at your place? Got any food?
This would actually be funny if I hadn't heard it one time or another when I was in Kiev...:)
Actually there was free food at RP last night. The management set us up with Pizza, wings and hot dogs - no free girls tho.
Maverick, Dr S and myself were the only members of ISG to show up. The game went right down to the last tick and by the time 530 rolled around there wasn't too much left - not that the evening was really good at anytime. We had reconed from 1200-0110, then at half time. There were a couple of girls sitting on the couch in the lobby waiting for the metro to open at 0600. One girl I talked to who was a 5.5 wanted $300 (for what I never asked) she said she usually asked for $400-500 (once again for what I didn't ask), Dr S managed to actually scare two girls who were sitting on the other couch - what did you say to them Doc? There was to be no joy in River Palace that night. Everyone was just too tired. I did get the number of two 7's - so I was happy.
The only really funny part of the night was watching one of the hardcore pro's trying to catch a decent fair from one of the taxi's. She refused to use any of the cabs there knowing that she could get the cheapest rate by flagging down a private car (any of you guys learning a lesson here). I really wanted to roll down the window of my cab and yell, stop being greedy dyevushka!
Ash, I'm sure there are quite a few freebies who would fuck you just to say they fucked someone at the Hyatt.
[QUOTE=LifeSavour]Would buy me a beer?
LS Guy[/QUOTE]
Help for Visa to visit the UK
I'm a regular in the Spain forum and hope that one of the Kiev regulars can help me. I've made the stupid mistake of meeting on the internet what looks to be a great girl who lives just outside of Kiev and she wants to come to the UK. Yes, I'm very aware of all the bullshit regarding visas and other payments and then the Houdini act, as well as the trick of pretending to be Pamela Anderson and then turning out to be mother grunge, hence this request.
Does anyone know someone in Kiev that is trustworthy and that can assist in the process - receive payment for the visa, airticket, etc, go to the British Consulate with the lady, book the airticket, etc etc? If this was Spain then I would be able to recommend someone, but it isn't and I can't in Kiev! I am willing to pay for this.
Please also let me have advice if there are other scams that I have not thought of.
So, fellow mongers, please help me!