Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]My information from Thai girls is that some Farangs (but not all) are far better at forplay than Thai men. Thai men do not do DATY in general.e.g. A Thai girl that really likes kissing (as much as Brazil girls) and DATY and is slow to come. She says she has no use for Thai men at all. Certain Farangs however are excellent for her.Condoms require lubrication. Lube gel to avoid friction is important even if girl is very wet.[/QUOTE]The most effective way to sexually excite a lady is to masturbate her with a well-lubricated hand. Because everyone has a lot more control and skill in his hand for touching and massage than in his tongue, which isn't designed for this kind of thing.And masturbating the lady with a well-lubricated hand is what Asians do a lot more than DATY.I don't think any Thai lady would be stupid enough to say to her farang customer than she likes Asian or Thai men more. Of course she will always say to her farang man that he is a good man in bed, even when this isn't true.As for the use of lubricants, I found from my experience that they are no substitute for good foreplay for the lady. Because water-based lubricants dry out quickly. At best, such lubricants only assist natural lubrication from the lady but they can't substitute for it. And lubrication isn't the only thing good foreplay does for the lady. The lady's pussy expands and changes shape to accommodate sex, when the lady gets sexually excited. And that's not something any artificial lubricant can help the lady with.

Can anyone suggest after what time shall one visit the MPs in order to get a good selection of ladies. Are the places fully working in th mornings or the selection of ladies grows at afternoon.Thanks all

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]La Belle has recently introduced Farang surchage (which really means surcharge for all guys that are not East Asian looking). Its 1000 Baht.500 to the girl (Farang cock tax), and500 to the management (Farang discrimination tax).Perhaps they believe management is compensated when girl is away from work with a damaged pussy.The starting price for East Asians is 2200 I believe, and so 3200 Baht up for Farangs.If you (non East Asians) normally tip the girl an extra 500, then you don't need to any more, as she will get it automatically via the surcharge. Normally, Farangs tip better than Asians.[/QUOTE]Glad I got in there before they introduced the extra 500. 1K is just too much in my opinion.

[QUOTE=Pita123] 1K is just too much in my opinion.[/QUOTE]?Discrimination is a sociological term referring to the treatment taken toward or against a person of a certain group that is taken in consideration based on class or category.?I am against organized boycotts on principal since I believe in free markets. It may sound controversial to some, but I think La Belle has every right to charge whatever they want. By the same logic, I have every right not to contract for their services. This 1000bt extra charge based on ethnic origin is too much for me to swallow and I am sure it is too much for the vast majority of readers. I for one will not continue to spend my hard earned dollars in La Belle. There are too many other places that value my patronage.Students of economic discrimination theory know that those firms that practice discrimination in either labor relations (hiring) or customer relations lose their competitive advantage in the long run and are forced to end their discrimation practices or go out of business. It won't bother me if La belle goes out of business. The economic pressure may already be occurring. How many girls where unengaged at 5:30pm? They want to discriminate against us, I say let them! Let?s see how long they stay profitable and in business.

[QUOTE=DuffyDuck]Can anyone suggest after what time shall one visit the MPs in order to get a good selection of ladies. Are the places fully working in th mornings or the selection of ladies grows at afternoon.Thanks all[/QUOTE]Many of us like to go btw 4:30-5:30pm. Most of the girls will start at that time and you get first pickings.

Gents!I have been following the thread looking for the 2010 prices on La Belle and The Lord establishment.As there is reports about farrang taxes implied now, what is the farrang prices at these places?And also - as farrang tax is implied, does that means tipping is included in the price now?Some clarification on this matter would be great.Thanks in advance, Ken Apples.

well, unfortunately, Ken - the "ra-ka farang" (falang price) is just an add-on BECAUSE we falang have more money, It goes in line with the Thai park charges (where they print out the THAI price in WORDS, which some of us CAN read). The "tip" isn't really included since the house gets the increase.

Actually, I think the girl gets 500 and the house gets 500 of the 1,000 baht surcharge.[QUOTE=Dinghy]well, unfortunately, Ken - the "ra-ka farang" (falang price) is just an add-on BECAUSE we falang have more money, It goes in line with the Thai park charges (where they print out the THAI price in WORDS, which some of us CAN read). The "tip" isn't really included since the house gets the increase.[/QUOTE]

I decided I was a bit restless and an Oily Visit was in order.First called in a Geisha Massage. Unfortunately the very cute Guitar is long gong. Two girls in the picture folder looked O. K. So asked to meet the real thing. Unfortunately neither looked quite as good as their photoshopped pics, so I declined.Next went for a look at Thonglor 2. Found 3 girls in pic folder were looking cute: Bee, Boom, and Ga. Unfortunately Boom and Ga hadn't started work yet. A bit too early. So, never mind; Bee's pic was stunning. Mamasan called Miss Bee out. Oh my god. The real thing was well overweight, and had bad looking teeth. Nothing like her "model" pic at all. I just couldn't go with her as probably wouldn't be able to get it up.Time to move on. I really should check out "Mango Massage". June was the receptionist and she introduced me to? (I forget), Ice, Candy, and Bow. None were stunning, but Miss Bow had a naughty saucy look and a little darker skin than the others. So decided on Bow, a slim girl with quite small breasts.Nice blow job in the shower (Tulip style), followed by massage (also Tulip style). Her tits are not big so she uses her bottom and pussy to do the soft oily slide massage. Heavenly!Turns out she is a powerful girl even though small. The sex session was very vigourous in a variety of positions. She had no fear of doing damage to herself and would impale herself quite forcefully. Seemd to know the right technique to do it safely and seemed orgasmic too. By the end we were both somewhat legless.A performance equal to the famous super-stars of Tulip, but even more of a sexercise workout.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

[QUOTE=Dinghy]well, unfortunately, Ken - the "ra-ka farang" (falang price) is just an add-on BECAUSE we falang have more money, It goes in line with the Thai park charges (where they print out the THAI price in WORDS, which some of us CAN read). The "tip" isn't really included since the house gets the increase.[/QUOTE]Yep, I always pay the Thai prices (the advantage of learning the Thai numbers).I simply refuse to pay the other price quoted and point the Thai price telling the girl what it says, also in Thai.99 times out of 100 they will say "ok" and you pay the Thai price. It is at their discretion.

Seems like these theree are somewhat similar in the services they provide. If I am looking for light skinned, curvy ladies (good size tits a must) that provide the proverbially great GFE service, which one would you recommend? Wish I had more time but since I am there only for a day, I will have to choose.Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Sad Sam]Seems like these theree are somewhat similar in the services they provide. If I am looking for light skinned, curvy ladies (good size tits a must) that provide the proverbially great GFE service, which one would you recommend? Wish I had more time but since I am there only for a day, I will have to choose.Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Not sure Thailand is the best place to find light-skinned, curvy entertainment providers but if you really need to be so picky about your specs, just go to the 3 places, the selection is not too big in each of these places and they're close to each other.

[QUOTE=Sonic Bam]Dream Heaven Massage just down Soi 33 is open until 02:00. You can get take-out from there as well. [url]www.Dhm33.com[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks!I think I went by there fairly late one night a year ago during a similar trip. At that time, there was only one girl available and she was not really my type so I passed (and went back to my hotel and slept, actually).But now I notice that DH has gotten some good reviews lately, so maybe I'll give it another try!

[QUOTE=Syzygies]I decided I was a bit restless and an Oily Visit was in order.First called in a Geisha Massage. Unfortunately the very cute Guitar is long gong. Two girls in the picture folder looked O. K. So asked to meet the real thing. Unfortunately neither looked quite as good as their photoshopped pics, so I declined.Next went for a look at Thonglor 2. Found 3 girls in pic folder were looking cute: Bee, Boom, and Ga. Unfortunately Boom and Ga hadn't started work yet. A bit too early. So, never mind; Bee's pic was stunning. Mamasan called Miss Bee out. Oh my god. The real thing was well overweight, and had bad looking teeth. Nothing like her "model" pic at all. I just couldn't go with her as probably wouldn't be able to get it up.[/QUOTE]I have made the same observation, in many MPs, but especially between Sukhumvit soi 31 and soi 26. I actually believe they put someone else's picture in the album, or it's a picture from high school six to ten years ago.Now I insist on talking to the ladies first, "to check their English ability". Sometimes they bring out the whole troop for a visual check. I wrote about one experience recently, when I had to ask "Who is Golf? " and was really surprised with the hand went up.In particular, I agree with you about Geisha (first sub-soi off 33). Ryoko (alias, can't remember her real nickname just now) is the prettiest IMO, but still quite off the photo in the album. In fact, Mamasan/cashier would be my choice, but she doesn't do massage.

[QUOTE=Soi Walker]In particular, I agree with you about Geisha (first sub-soi off 33). Ryoko (alias, can't remember her real nickname just now) is the prettiest IMO, but still quite off the photo in the album. In fact, Mamasan/cashier would be my choice, but she doesn't do massage.[/QUOTE]Ryoko was one of the girls I called out. No where near her picture, so even she didn't pass my spec. I was urged to try the new girl "Taeng-mo" but I didn't call her out.Previously Guitar and Soda were both good looking but both gone now.I agree that the mamasan is stunning. I would gladly take her on any time. Its very annoying when they have a pretty tease girl out the front who cannot be taken.