My first night in Bangkok
Okay guys, I finally made it to BKK after postponing my trip twice this year. Hotel has PCs in the lobby so I have no excuse for not making a report on the ground. Some of this info may not be new to most but I hope to help those who are less familiar. Booked my first night at Ruamchitt Plaza but now on Suk soi 11. Ruamchitt Plaza was a great value and I will be back, but I was following Agoda deals and of course am sampling different hotels.
Despite at long flight of 26 hours, I decided to trudge around. Visited the Biergarten around 5 pm and ran of gauntlet of girls. Place was almost full at that hour and very few males at first glance. After my vision corrected over a beer, I did notice what someone had told me, "the girls here are a bit past their expiration date". I did see a very cute and nice girl who gave me a encouraging glance but she was talking to another farang next to me. That guy said he thought the going rate was around 1200. This was my first stop and I was not ready to partake yet. At dusk I swam in the rooftop pool in an effort to get some relief my aching back and neck. Obviously I needed a massage and I was in the right place. Went across the street and there were numerous options but I chose the one that didn't solicit me so aggressively as the rest. I needed a real Thai massage. And I got it for 300 baht from a very nice girl. Not cute but no homely. Walked up my back on her knees and elbows and did things I did not ever imagine came with a Thai massage. Relief! Now for the hunt and a different kind of relief.
It was still early but I knew I would get tired soon, having slept very little on the long flight. I went to Soi 4 and already saw some cute FLs by the Nana Hotel sign. Went to Nana Plaza and was underwhelmed. I ventured through the "Ladyboy Walk of Death" twice and came out unscathed. I was enticed into Angelwitch because that black lingerie was awesome on the girls. They had almost all the girls dancing at one point, and they looked hot overall but their dancing was uninspired and unexciting. I drank my one beer and left. Again, I was underwhelmed. Walked up and down Suk soi 11 looking for freelance girls. Saw a really cute young one with a tiny, young chick who was not so cute. The cute one spoke good English but basically told me her friend was what was for sale and said "I take care of her". A female pimp. The little one was thin and no curves. Despite her youth, she already had her back tattooed (she had an open back dress on. "One thousand" I said and they looked at each other and laughed. "two thousand" said the lady pimp. She was polite but firm. But the girl was not up to the price. We parted amicably and they did not take too much offense. Walked down to the Robinsons, and saw some freelancers but they were on the grungy side. Went back to Ruamchitt and saw some FL girls out front, but Thermae was open. It was not yet 10 but when I went inside the place was full. Girls were wall to wall and some were sitting down. Maybe a dozen guys, and only a few farang among them. This should have been a buyer's market. But no, these little snoots would not make eye contact for the most part. Generally very young looking, well dressed and pretty, but aloof. WTF? The few that did were ready to talk and negotiate and they were young looking. When I told them I had a room above they seem pleased and I got the impression they factored that into the price. Still they wanted 2500 for an hour. I politely declined and they did not want to negotiate. Grabbed a beer and saw a more mature but well groomed lady at the bar beckon me to the stool next to her. She was not in the same league as the rest, but I liked her sophisticated hair and clothing style She spoke decent English. As we talked I overheard two Japanese guys hitting on the cute on the other side. How much 2 hours" they asked. She answered "six thousand". So it this what these girls are after? In any case, the Japanese were not buying that. Nobody was walking out with a girl. The gal I was chatting with (I already forgot her name) admitted to me that Japanese overpay, with a grin. I pitched 1500 to her and she came back with 2000. I stood my ground and she said 1500 plus 100 for a taxi home. She was ready to go, so we headed to the stairs to the lobby at the back of the bar and I swear everybody was looking at us. Some of the girls looked at us as if I had just proposed to her and given her an diamond engagement ring. At what point do they not figure out that it could have been them if they could just engage the customer? Once upstairs in the lobby the guy at desk just let us go up when I showed him my key. My date said they usually ask for IDs from the girls but he knew her quite well.
Upstairs in my room she asked for payment up front. I told her no, that this was Thailand and we don't do that here. She seemed a bit disappointed and explained some things had gone bad when she was not paid upfront. I assured her she would be paid and I would be a great customer. She went to shower and did she take a long one! Then I heard her brushing her teeth furiously before finally walking out with her bar on. She asked me to shower too and I complied though I had just taken a shower earlier. I brushed my teeth, gargled with mouthwash and perfumed my body accordingly. She let me kiss her throughout the session now that she had brushed her teeth though she had declined earlier before her shower. I appreciated her hygienic practice. We hit the bed and she asked if I had a condom ready, which I produced with a packet of lube. I told her I needed a suck first. She did okay with the BBBJ and I noticed her back was covered in tattoos. This was no casual freelancer! She knew what she was doing. I went down to DATY and then we fucked in four different positions but could not come. I asked her to suck me off and she complied with a BBBJ. I don't know where my load went when I popped but I don't think it was in her mouth. She was already in the shower again before I could reach for the wet wipes. I freaked out for a minute because I forgot where I hid the money I stashed for the trick. I wondered if she had lifted it when I was in the show. Then I found it (the rest of my cash was in the safe downstairs) and noticed I had 2000 in larger bills, but not change to make 1600 total. Meanwhile she dressed quickly and touched up on her makeup. To her astonishment I gave her the 2000 and I thought she was going to cry. She game me a deep wai and thanked me. I told her she could go and she also seemed grateful for that and was gone in flash. I think she had put in over an hour of sex, she took direction very well and did whatever I asked her. In return I was gentle and respectful and made sure I paid her fairly. I nodded off and woke up around 2:00 AM.
I was thirsty and wanted a beer so I headed out. The steps of the hotel were packed with girls and potential customers. Apparently lots of ladyboys too. One striking "lady" grabbed me and gave me the hard sell. This one had it right. She even had the right voice for a girl but her shoulders were wider than her thighs and her fingers were the wrong proportions. I said "but I just popped", maam. I strolled down towards Nana and at Soi 5 a woman was selling beer from an ice chest in the shadows. This was after the stores had quit selling beer. She gave me a big bottle of Chang for 100 bah and made change from a 1000 bill with nary a second glance. An African girl pounced on me and asked me to buy her one too. She was actually very cute and on the smaller side. I had to pass but to be honest if she had hit me earlier I would likely taken her to the room. I don't like black women much so for me to say that is significant. I drank my beer as I walked, strolled up to the Grace and saw many FLs up that Soi. I did notice they had more curves than the average Thai girl. Strolled back down to Soi 4 and though things were shutting down it appeared, I saw more girls than ever on the street. I walked back to the hotel and saw many more girls on the way. The crowd had cleared from the hotel steps but there was still a good selection of girly-girls.
My conclusion: closing time is a buyer's market. But that was my first night in Thailand, so I am sure to learn more in the next 9 days.
Note: sorry for typos and bad punctuation. This PC in the hotel lobby in the Smart Suites ain't working for me. I'm working for it!
The Case of the Missing Load
[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1969302] I don't know where my load went when I popped but I don't think it was in her mouth. She was already in the shower again before I could reach for the wet wipes. I freaked out for a minute because I forgot where I hid the money I stashed for the trick. I wondered if she had lifted it when I was in the show. Then I found it (the rest of my cash was in the safe downstairs) and noticed I had 2000 in larger bills, but not change to make 1600 total. [/QUOTE]What a super report Eszpresszo. Some fine writing, great detail. It really gives me a sense of what you experienced, and what kind of monger you are. I salute you sir, both for your style, but also because you just bit the bullet and paid her the 2 large. Good on you.
Jungle Jim, Freelancers and GirlFriendly
Maybe my body clock still off as I stayed up to 3 AM watching obscure Led Zeppelin videos on youtube after my awesome ST with "girl of the year". It was barely 7 AM, but I could not sleep. But lets start from the beginning. I awoke late in the Ruamchitt Plaza in my windowless studio room. I wanted the windowless room because light tends to wake me up regardless of the amount of sleep. The windowless room did not disappoint. I slept over 10 hours and barely had time to get coffee down the road at Holly's before I checked out. I will be back though. Found a killer deal on Agoda for Sam's Lodge, behind Terminal 21 and close to Soi Cowboy. It got good reviews in other places and the room was going for the price of a hostel. When I got there the manager apologized and said the room was too small for me (I am 6'4") and said she would upgrade me to a nicer room at the Smart Suites on suk Soi 11. I take this to mean that they had overbooked but I couldn't complain. She gave the bellboy 100 baht and he hailed a taxi for us and brought me over her, and took care of the check-in. Its way at the far end of Soi 11, but again I am 6' 4" and most of it is legs. You better believe I can easily walk several blocks like nobody's business! Staff here at Smart Suites did not disappoint as many reviews had been extremely positive and very guest friendly.
I had been chatting on LINE with a single mom school teacher who lives down in Bang Na. She was one of many women I have met on ThaiFriendly, but I will refer to her as "GirlFriendly" from here own. We had an okay dinner date last night, and she said she could not stay over as she had to teach today and her son was staying with a friend. But said she wanted to stay over with me tonight. Whoopee! Not pretty, but not homely. Just pleasant and appears to have a decent rack judging by the way the bottoms were straining at bosom level of her blouse. Gave her 200 for taxi fare and she gave me a wai before departing -m I love this stuff! Later she sent me a photo of herself lying in bed in her pajamas.
Headed to Soi Cowboy and was a bit underwhelmed, as was the case with Nana Plaza the night before. I had the idea there was a BJ bar there and strolled up and down looking for it. By the 3rd pass, some of the girls out front were getting pissed at me passing them by, and one in front of After Skool shouted something at me that I am was not nice at all. I passed Jungle Jim and asked two Brits drinking beer on the patio, if there was a BJ on this Soi. One replied, "they are doing all kinds of nasty things in there, can't hurt to find out, why not go in?" Well, we know what free advice is worth and this was a casebook example. There was nothing going on inside, to tell the truth except two cute but bored looking girls dancing. I ordered a Change (120 baht) and was set upon by two women in "civilian clothes). Not dancers, not coyotes, so what do you call these girls? Bargirls? Because they got me to buy them each a lady drink (200 baht each) and it was worth it. The cuter one was conversational in English and pleasant to talk to. The other was mature, plump and homely but I didn't see her face much because she immediately started massaging my back. And she was good at it! I didn't ask for it but I actually did want to be massaged while sitting at a bar and drinking a beer. The conversationalist began massaging my thighs and I frankly paid no attention to the dancers. I inquired if additional services were available and really wanted the "conservationist" to take me back and blow me. She said I had to ask the girls what their price was. I said "you mean I am talking to the wrong girl" and she said "sorry but I cannot go with you. " Out of pure curiosity, I asked if the "masseuse" could. She asked her colleague in Thai and the answer she came with was 2000 for short time. WTF? She gave a mean massage but I could not have sex with that woman if it was only 50 baht. At the end of the bar some drunk asshole was singing along to a music video of some 80's pop song and I realized how I was starting to hate the farang, so I could only imagine how much the Thais could loath us. Note to self: learn to converse in Thai. I paid the bill. Everything added up correctly and tipped the girls 100 each for their time and received a gracious wai in response. I just blew $20 USD and drink one beer. But it served as a great reference point for value. I was kind of annoyed at the dude who suggested I go in, though I imagine he meant well. But, that incident influenced the chain of events in a good way.
In summary, I didn't find a BJ bar, so I went walking back down Suk to check out the freelancers. There was a horde of them at this time (Midnight?) out front of the Westin. One of them made eye contact and stepped forward and greeted me. She was curvy. Perhaps plump compared to the skinny Thai girls but in my eyes built like a nice, fleshy Latina girl. She introduced herself as Tuk-tuk (like the vehicle) and her attire was "total ho" with low cut top revealing a pair of plump tits. She looked familiar and then she reminded me that I had passed her earlier and she had said Hi, but I had ignored her. While not pretty, her English was good and she looked very eager. How much for short time? She responded "how much you want to pay?" I said 1000 and she enthusiastically accepted the deal, even though I had told her I was staying at the Smart Suites. Despite wearing these high heels, she didn't ask for a cab. Instead she showed me a shortcut back through through an passage lined with massage parlors. Despite her short stature she kept up with me and navigated the puddles in her open toe heels. Made good time back here to the Smart Suites and already had her ID in hand when we walked in and checked herself in with the desk clerk in the bat of an eye.
Once in the room, she did not pester me for repayment like the girl I snagged from Thermae and despite her "total ho" attire there were no tattoos or "baby damage" on her. Short story long, she gave me a GFE and a great time from that 1000 baht. She tongue kissed without hesitation and enjoyed it when I went down to DATY. Tasty girl! Did a good BBBJ and let me boom-boom when I was ready and no hurry. But the real surprise treat was that Ms. Tuk tuk had a tight little snatch, and it felt good even with the condom. That tight twat was worth the price if entry. Pun intended. No she wasn't beautiful, but she was a great provider. I have mongered on three continents in the past year and she was possibly the best experience. Next to Anita in Berlin, who was a bit more of a technician. I asked if I could get her number and she was actually delighted at the request. We connected on LINE before we left. I gave her 100 for taxi fare because she was so good at trotting all that way.
In summary, a great value experience. So we can burn through money quickly at the go-gos or we can find great sex on the streets for $30 USD. Yes, it is hit or miss. I realize that some mongers do like the gogos and that is their business. We all have our preferences. But it seems to me the street is where the real action begins. No more gogos or Thermae for me. But I still have to check out the massage parlors for the full service experience.
Thanks for reading.
