Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist]Bring your own condoms.

I used one Brazilian condom 25 years ago. It broke. Never again used one.

Probably they got safer in the mean time. But they are just like basic Trojans. Now there are some gringos who come with basic Trojan condoms. Big mistake. I used one recently and it felt like a truck tire to me.

Do your research. You cannot go wrong with "Crown skinless skin", widely considered the best condom in the world. Really thin. Just make sure you get some proper lube, proper for condoms, as you should not force it into dry holes. If you are hung like a horse you might need Magnum or Magnum XL which unfortunately are not thin. I would try to squeeze into a Crown. It is thinner and thus less tight ..........[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip about crowns.

I will look into them.

[QUOTE=Sangue Bon]You're right but I also noticed something last night, I saw a few stunners, runway model types that I would have done anything to be with but their men were pudgy and balding and my girl didn't want to be with them. The couples we were with the men were young and in shape, so my girl was attracted to them, so she had fun too.[/QUOTE]
I got it that you traveled on USAir from Newark to Charlotte to Rio. I got that you misspelled Rocinha, the largest favela in Rio. I understood that the way you accessed the Marriott’s facilities, even though you were not staying there, was by buying a day/week pass.

What I don’t get is that you pay an escort (who goes to her clients sight unseen and has sex with them) to go with you to a swing club AND you do not get to have sex with the runway model types because she does not want to have sex with their dates. That makes no sense whatsoever. Maybe there were so many drop-dead gorgeous young girls at 2a2 that you didn’t want to make waves with your “date” over why she came there with you in the first place. Just a thought.

[QUOTE=Daidalus]You all probably already know this but Brazilian condoms are not a girls best friend. Picked up a nice GDP at the balcony tonight but forgot to bring my own condoms. The one she slipped on though slipped is not the right word was so tight I lost most of the the feeling in my dick and the poor girl had to work for close to 45mins to get the desired result. Now I know why so many people here suggest bringing you own.[/QUOTE]

Not just in Brasil. You should take condoms wherever you go.

I was actually just having this same discussion in the Tokyo thread. So condoms on both sides of the world suck.

That being said, I have a collection of opened condom wrappers that I keep for souvenirs. Many are Brasilian because I failed to bring my own. Yes, I know that's freaky and I'm probably the only one that does this.

My first real hardcore international mongering was on a biz trip to Sao Paulo. Suppliers were taking us out, wine and dine, and buying us girls in high end termas, 2 a night. So the first day of the trip, I sessioned two of the most beautiful girls that I had ever seen. The next morning I woke up and wondered if this was really true, or I had dreamed it!

After that, if I have a really good session I try to keep the wrapper, so I can look at it when I am an old man and remember how great it was to be young and know for sure that these memories aren't just a geriatric delusion.. I write a number on each and have notes and everything else..this loira in Sampa, Termas Bacos June 13 2005 had braces and I shot on her nose, these morena at Rio, Flavia Massagens June xx 2009 let me fuck her in the ass and then gave me a massage, this J-girl in Osaka, Jan xx 2009, deep throat and doggy. this China girl in Tokyo, blah, blah blah...You get the idea. I recommend this system, like a mongers scrapbook. :)

Anyways, I digressed for your entertainment. Put the good condom on your packing list and then you wont forget them. I am carrying a dozen with me at the moment.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]I got it that you traveled on USAir from Newark to Charlotte to Rio. I got that you misspelled Rocinha, the largest favela in Rio. I understood that the way you accessed the Marriott’s facilities, even though you were not staying there, was by buying a day/week pass.

What I don’t get is that you pay an escort (who goes to her clients sight unseen and has sex with them) to go with you to a swing club AND you do not get to have sex with the runway model types because she does not want to have sex with their dates. That makes no sense whatsoever. Maybe there were so many drop-dead gorgeous young girls at 2a2 that you didn’t want to make waves with your “date” over why she came there with you in the first place. Just a thought.[/QUOTE]

Well, there were some nice girls there besides the runway model types and they were ok but you are absolutely right I need to stop being so considerate of other people as much as I am; it’s one of my many flaws.

Part of the problem is that I think is while these girls do go to clients home sight unseen, they are only doing one client and getting paid for one. In the swing club the demands are more and I have an appetite for many girls usually escorts want to do the minimum. Even though this girl was a good sport, I didn't want to push it; I figured that I could get more girls without her balking if she was enjoying herself too.

When this girl first came to my apartment for a 2 hour session, the first thing she said when she walked in my apartment was good you are young and handsome and she smiled and was releaved. I'm sure sometimes these girls have a tough job to do for the 2 hours at times, they do it for the money but I'm sure they don't always enjoy it.

She enjoyed being with me and I wanted her to enjoy her whole experience with me too so she knows I'm considerate of her and will be willing to have future engagements with me in places like this.

I have also noticed that many of these girls would not go to a swing club with a client so when I found a good one that was willing I didn't want to ruin it.

I always feel that a good deal is when all parties are happy and she has already given me freebie time which is hard to come by.

[QUOTE=Sangue Bon]When this girl first came to my apartment for a 2 hour session, the first thing she said when she walked in my apartment was good you are young and handsome....[/QUOTE]
Well you may be handsome, that I wouldn't know. But if, as you have said in many posts, you have been coming to Rio since the early 1980s when you worked for Pan American Airways, you most definitely are not young (unless you started coming to Rio when you were about six). My guess is that she was telling you what you wanted to hear--as all GDPs do--and you fell for it.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]Well you may be handsome, that I wouldn't know. But if, as you have said in many posts, you have been coming to Rio since the early 1980s when you worked for Pan American Airways, you most definitely are not young (unless you started coming to Rio when you were about six). My guess is that she was telling you what you wanted to hear--as all GDPs do--and you fell for it.[/QUOTE]

You're absolutely right, I didn't say I was young, she did. But I was with a business women today at the Marriott she took me to lunch at Mondego restaurent, she is married and has time constraints. She in no way needs to tell me how young I look, she underestimated my age by 11 years, it happens all the time. I go to the gym 2 hours a day 7 days a week, so I don't really look my age.

In the swing clubs the girls were not GDP's and I would say most of the women I did were about 30.

I do understand that GDP's tell you what you want to hear, for me it's part of the fantasy, If I feel that the girl thinks Im young and is enjoying it, it makes me feel better, nothing wrong with that.

My first time in Rio was 1980 so this is my 30th anniversary trip, I was in my 20's.

[QUOTE=Sangue Bon]You're right but I also noticed something last night, I saw a few stunners, runway model types that I would have done anything to be with but their men were pudgy and balding and my girl didn't want to be with them. The couples we were with the men were young and in shape, so my girl was attracted to them, so she had fun too.[/QUOTE]

I suspect these runway models with the old men may have been working too!

Hey Sangue Bon,

Thanks for the terrific reports on some of your great adventures in Rio. Just loved every minute of it. Not sure why some are nit-picking on certain details, but I for one, sure look forward to more of your adventures. Very refreshing....keep up the good work, SB.

[QUOTE=Spidy]Hey Sangue Bon,

Thanks for the terrific reports on some of your great adventures in Rio. Just loved every minute of it. Not sure why some are nit-picking on certain details, but I for one, sure look forward to more of your adventures. Very refreshing....keep up the good work, SB.[/QUOTE]

Thank you very much.

Nit picking is actually good sometimes because it pushes you to give a deeper explanation, the guys here who had questions are experienced mongers and I respect their opinions and appreciate their good questions, keeps us honest and everybody is different. If one person can't understand why somebody does something that's ok but I had my reasons for it.

Also after 30 years coming here I don't fall for too many things anymore but I still learn things all the time.

Saturday night I went to Dolce Vita, arrived about 2 AM, the place was packed, lots of real good stuff there. It was a nastalgic night for me so I took out a girl that I took out from Help in 2001 for old time sake. 200 reais, it was just OK.

I also spoke to a girl there I know from 1998, she always asks me, why don't you take me anymore, I told her because you are too expensive for me(truth is she is too old for me) It's sad to see some of these girls have to continue.

[QUOTE=Spidy]Hey Sangue Bon,

Thanks for the terrific reports on some of your great adventures in Rio. Just loved every minute of it. Not sure why some are nit-picking on certain details, but I for one, sure look forward to more of your adventures. Very refreshing....keep up the good work, SB.[/QUOTE]Ditto! Sangue Bon. You don't have to explain yourself. Your critics just wonder why they can't be you!

[QUOTE=Sangue Bon]You're absolutely right, I didn't say I was young, she did. But I was with a business women today at the Marriott she took me to lunch at Mondego restaurent, she is married and has time constraints. She in no way needs to tell me how young I look, she underestimated my age by 11 years, it happens all the time. I go to the gym 2 hours a day 7 days a week, so I don't really look my age.

In the swing clubs the girls were not GDP's and I would say most of the women I did were about 30.

I do understand that GDP's tell you what you want to hear, for me it's part of the fantasy, If I feel that the girl thinks Im young and is enjoying it, it makes me feel better, nothing wrong with that.

My first time in Rio was 1980 so this is my 30th anniversary trip, I was in my 20's.[/QUOTE]People really underestimate how much being in shape takes years off of your appearance. Just today I met a girl who thought I was 26.

At times I also felt that maybe the GDP's were telling me what I wanted to hear.

But then. I met one who again said I was 28. I told her she was wrong, and that I was 40. She refused to believe me. We eventually decided to bet R200.

Of course I won. She never paid up. But did come back twice for free, bought drinks at the club, cleaned my apt, cooked, and spent a few days off an on. I think she's real cool people, and I plan to keep in touch.

Some of us are just trying to be like Bon, Sangue Bon. We want to see a swing club filled with middle-aged and not so attractive women transformed, on the nights we chose to visit, into one overflowing with runway models. We want to be so sensitive that we too will pay an escort a lot of money to accompany us to the swing club and instead of distracting the dates of the runway models, have sex with men she is attracted to leaving us with their less than runway model companions. There should be a Hallmark card.

We too want to be so suave, debonair and dare I say cunning enough to rent an apartment but give the eye-candy hanging out at the pool of one of Rio's 5-star hotels the impression we are staying there. And when asked, to divert attention by saying we are staying in Rio’s largest favela – brilliant.

Of course we do realize that we now must work out two hours a day so we too can attract a seemingly never-ending bevy of beauties wherever we go. We assume that one of the ancillary benefits of being in such prime condition is the ability to night after night have sex so many times. I was exhausted and unable to function for two days just from reading of Sangue Bon's insatiable appetite.

Quite simply. We are not worthy. I feel humbled even as I write this. Maybe, just maybe someday one of us can tag along and document Sangue Bon's exploits. It would be an honor should I be the chosen one.

BTW, I wonder what body wash Sangue Bon uses?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/url]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Some of us are just trying to be like Bon, Sangue Bon. We want to see a swing club filled with middle-aged and not so attractive women transformed, on the nights we chose to visit, into one overflowing with runway models. We want to be so sensitive that we too will pay an escort a lot of money to accompany us to the swing club and instead of distracting the dates of the runway models, have sex with men she is attracted to leaving us with their less than runway model companions. There should be a Hallmark card.

We too want to be so suave, debonair and dare I say cunning enough to rent an apartment but give the eye-candy hanging out at the pool of one of Rio's 5-star hotels the impression we are staying there. And when asked, to divert attention by saying we are staying in Rio’s largest favela – brilliant.

Of course we do realize that we now must work out two hours a day so we too can attract a seemingly never-ending bevy of beauties wherever we go. We assume that one of the ancillary benefits of being in such prime condition is the ability to night after night have sex so many times. I was exhausted and unable to function for two days just from reading of Sangue Bon's insatiable appetite.

Quite simply. We are not worthy. I feel humbled even as I write this. Maybe, just maybe someday one of us can tag along and document Sangue Bon's exploits. It would be an honor should I be the chosen one.

BTW, I wonder what body wash Sangue Bon uses?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/url][/QUOTE]


Sorry I hit that nerve but I just had to.

During the last few weeks I've been through Rio on business a time or two. At Luomo last night, I spent a disappointing 16 minutes in the cabina with Babi, a thick legged blonde who has a piercing in her right eyebrow, and likes to drink red martinis. I wasn't in the mood to wait and choose and after a bit, I welcomed her to sit by me. Mistake #1. Mistake #2 was actually going to the cabina with her. In the cabina, she immediately reached for the condom, gave a half hearted BJ effort while my buddy was wrapped, then tried to mount me with a very dry opening. When I asked if she had some lube, she said she doesn't use it (guys always bring your own lube to the cabina.)

I rolled her over and how I managed to finish I don't know but I did. She kept blocking my strokes and had her hand down there at action central the whole time.

Bottom line: Avoid Babi at Luomo. She needs another line of work. I would have been happier if I'd rolled my body in the plastic wrap they offer at the airport.

At 4X4 there's a tall beauty by the name of Vivian. She looks like a track and field star. She also is a waste of time in the cabina. She too wraps your buddy like it's a WMD and does a half assed job of intercourse. Don't be fooled by her good looks and athletic body. I realize there will always be YMMV but this was so bad, I have to warn my fellow monger brethren.

On the positive side: at Monte Carlo, Isabel has been a partner of mine several times. She's funny, happy, NEVER asks or orders a drink on your bill, and is the ultimate top position rider in the biz.

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