Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Mike6911;2459535]I've been following this forum for a while now and find it very entertaining.

I just wondered if anyone could tell me the easiest way to get some weed? In the past we have got a taxi up to somewhere. Guayabal I think. Very cheap, but it's too much of a hassle.

How does everybody else get hold of it?

I'm in Laureles.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Ask the next chica coming over like the other guy said, or ask one of your regular chicas to give you a contact that can bring it over. Rolled cigarettes run about 2 mil a piece, and blunts about 5 mil a piece. Depending on the amount you are ordering, they may ask for an additional 10 to 20 mil for delivery. This was before the quarantine, not sure if the situation is different now.

[QUOTE=Mike6911;2459535]I've been following this forum for a while now and find it very entertaining.

I just wondered if anyone could tell me the easiest way to get some weed? In the past we have got a taxi up to somewhere. Guayabal I think. Very cheap, but it's too much of a hassle.

How does everybody else get hold of it?

I'm in Laureles.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Easy to do. Go to El Centro, look for Chicas smoking weed, and ask them if they have any they would like to sell. Three months ago the going price was 2,000 Pesos a joint according to one of my amigas, so you might offer them 5,000 Pesos a joint.

Another option is to go to Parque Periodista in the evening if it's open, I don't know. This is basically a "stoner's park" and vendors sell all kinds of goodies there.

As far as where to buy weed in Laureles, the only place I remember once was an ice cream shop that had edible ice cream. It was almost double the price per scoop, I didn't try it, and can't remember where it was, but maybe you could locate it and get a pint to go!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2459569]So true, I had a Chica once that came over to my apartment who literally wore short shorts, a see thru top, and was totally dolled up, and it garnered a lot of unwanted attention by the Portero and other residents.

Your Spanish is much better than mine, and after that incident, I tell the Chicas, you must wear jeans, and not a revealing top, and / or wear a jacket.

Your advice is well taken which others should take unless they are staying in a known gringo hooker building.[/QUOTE]All make sense. Gringo brothel building like energy is fun for 3-4 weeks stay, but it is not suitable for a 6 months stay. You will be judged by all your local friends if they find out what goes on in there. I'm looking for a place that is slightly more upscale then energy, where I own the entire top floor and have a private entrance, I want very little neighbors and no doorman. I know two places that fit this bill but they are not as upscale as energy. I will keep looking, I have 2.5 months to search.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2459278]PN has new phone available for good price with invoice. I think you should check with him if you are going to buy new.[/QUOTE]PN PM me, if this is true. She has a Hauwei whatever. But, she doesn't really care what it is. I'm planning to go buy it tomorrow, with the no-VAT shit going on.

[QUOTE=Lugnut;2459400]

I sent a message to the unit owner who initially had my back. He asked me if I've had parties, which I have not, and if I've made excessive noise, which I have not. I think he came straight to the building and met with the administrator (I have no idea who that is), who pulled the portero logs. I've had eight unique visitors in 15 days; four of them repeats, two or three times. I have had one visitor per day, except one day, when I had two.

So as of now, what I think I'm going to do, is put them both on the payroll, and see if that works. I'll slip them each the occasional 50 k note and let them know when a girl is coming over.[/QUOTE]Tough situation. I probably would have leaned towards leaving, if I was wanting to have the turnstile squeaking all day and night. If it was like my current situation, I wouldn't mind. Did you have to provide a list of the 3 approved visitors? I think greasing the porteros will help, and just friendly chit chat with them could go a long way. I'm not terribly surprised, because you become associated with the behavior / guests. Whereas, I am, "The gringo in apartment _ that rarely is seen or heard. If a girl gets in the elevator at the ground floor, they could be going anywhere. It could be assumed it's to the gringo. Some one could watch the elevator go to my floor, but their are 4 apartments on that floor. I try to stay off the radar, and be overly friendly when I bump into a resident. Sounds like you'll manage, but that's a shitty situation to have to think about and deal with.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2459463]They start fucking each other. Scissors or whatever they call it. First time seeing it done in person. They make each other come. Oh shit. [/QUOTE]Nice report. Remember when you said you'd give me the contact info of The 8, but you didn't? Well, with the late penalty, you now owe the negrita + 19. Gracias!

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2459554]I am sorry my predictions about how this played out were correct. If you are interested, my advice at this point is to move to a new building as soon as you can. I'm a little concerned you mentioned some of your visitors were "repeats". That makes no difference to the building administration. When you are in your new building, follow the rest of the advice and I doubt you will have problems. I wish I had piped in sooner.[/QUOTE]ALWAYS. The landlord / host doesn't need to be your moral compass. Make an AirBnB profile without your photo, if that makes you comfortable. Ask the difficult questions before spending your hard-earned money. It's a business. They are competing for your dollar. If they don't provide everything to allow you to have an enjoyable experience, move on. Good advice, Knowledge. How ironic.

Rainy day type of day. I bought the IPTV / Firestick setup, but fuck it was dogshit, yesterday. Always pausing and loading. Tigo sent a guy today for a couple hours. DL speed went from 7 mbps to 27 mbps, by the time he finished. Hopefully, that means it will stay above 15 mbps in the evenings, when everyone and their dog seems to be using the internet.

SJobs. You should look into my place. I think their champing at the bit to jack the prices back up, but maybe we could make for a seamless transition between tenants. I thought I shared the kitchen wall, but I don't even think that is the case. I think the stairs are in between. Elevators are 1 & 6 feet away from the door. 2 story with a terrace overlooking the mountains. Jacuzzi is tucked into the corner, and half the buildings that could view it are offices, and none of the close buildings can see. Building entry / porteria goes into the parking garage, then to the elevators. So, very private. Not sure what you like to do during the day or evening, if you go out. It's walkable to / from Lleras, but that might get old, especially if it is raining, or you are drunk, or with a girl. Feel free to PM me and I'll send you a link.

Everyone else, go fuck yourselves (or someone else)!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2459608]
SJobs. You should look into my place. I think their champing at the bit to jack the prices back up, but maybe we could make for a seamless transition between tenants. Feel free to PM me and I'll send you a link.
[/QUOTE]Hey Slap, your inbox is full. Can't message you.

I'm also planning to stay a couple months when things open back up. SJobs is for sure going Day 1, but I'll probably wait a little longer to see how things shake out. I'd like to see your place if you are open to sharing the link. I would stay there on a monthly arrangement also.

Just something that showed up on my phone for all the perverted members here!

And I have no idea where to get this!

[QUOTE=AdventureSeekr;2459612]Hey Slap, your inbox is full. Can't message you.

I'm also planning to stay a couple months when things open back up. SJobs is for sure going Day 1, but I'll probably wait a little longer to see how things shake out. I'd like to see your place if you are open to sharing the link. I would stay there on a monthly arrangement also.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up! 113 messages. I guess there's not much storage space. Just deleted a couple pages, feel free to try again.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2459608]Tough situation. I probably would have leaned towards leaving, if I was wanting to have the turnstile squeaking all day and night. If it was like my current situation, I wouldn't mind. Did you have to provide a list of the 3 approved visitors? I think greasing the porteros will help, and just friendly chit chat with them could go a long way. I'm not terribly surprised, because you become associated with the behavior / guests. Whereas, I am, "The gringo in apartment _ that rarely is seen or heard. If a girl gets in the elevator at the ground floor, they could be going anywhere. It could be assumed it's to the gringo. Some one could watch the elevator go to my floor, but their are 4 apartments on that floor. I try to stay off the radar, and be overly friendly when I bump into a resident. Sounds like you'll manage, but that's a shitty situation to have to think about and deal with.

ALWAYS. The landlord / host doesn't need to be your moral compass. Make an AirBnB profile without your photo, if that makes you comfortable. Ask the difficult questions before spending your hard-earned money. It's a business. They are competing for your dollar. If they don't provide everything to allow you to have an enjoyable experience, move on. Good advice, Knowledge. How ironic.[/QUOTE]I provided two names. My regular "girlfriend" and my Perfect Little 10. Meanwhile, today I met a lady for coffee at Exito Laureles, and lunch time came, and there was literally nowhere to eat. Normally I would have taken her back to my place and ordered lunch. But now I can't. And it was a great date, I would have surely gotten laid too. So, I'm moving.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2459555]You covered an important point I neglected to mention, or maybe I just made the mistake to assume it goes without saying. It is very problematic if girls come to your building in skimpy or provocative clothing. The terms most will understand are "vestimiento adecuado" or "prendas decentes".[/QUOTE]None of the girls were dressed as hookers. They were all dressed as girls next door. That's one of the reasons I was meeting them outside, to make sure I wasn't bringing a flamboyant hooker into the building. I was well-intentioned, but done fucked myself. Rookie mistake and the damage is done.

Responding to SlapShot, I've always chatted with the porteros, brought them pistachios or corn nuts etc from D1, always sober and respectful, and speak Spanish. So I can probably get an extra guest in, but my game here is up. I'm on the administradora's radar. The kiss of death.

After I continue fucking negra and they are begging me to cum. I have the 19 year old sucking my cock while negra is talking dirty to me, kissing me, and turning me on with eye contact. The 19 year old has her mouth right in front of my cock like she's not afraid of cum in her mouth. So I say la boca and she says si si. So I am getting sensuous kisses and my dick sucked aggressively. Finally I nut and yell out so loud that I know the entire building hears me. The 19 year old continues sucking my cock and negra is playing with my hot spot. Intensifying the orgasm and scream. I think I had one text since I been at the building to quiet down or leave. I had porter come about 3 times but I tip them so no problem with them. The 3 some was great. We went down stairs and I made them hot dogs. I laugh when they enjoy the hot dogs. Such a cheap way to look like you are being thoughtful. Anyways the 19 year old gets dress and I am fucking with negra. She grabs my dick and gets totally distracted from leaving and she's jerking me off. The 19 year old is trying to tell her its time let's go. But I could see in her eyes she wanted me to nut. She tries real hard but I didn't happen. Finally she said I got to go. We gave each other hugs and kisses. I gave negra a Victoria secrets panty. She then ask me for 10 mil which I decline. I thought 240 mil was high for both girls even though the performance was off the charts. I am stupid like that. Today I went to 60 mil casa and chose 18 year old chick. Nice body, tits but a bust for performance. Every little thing she was trying me to pay more money. I either decline or explain the act was free. So it was off and on stimulation. Jerk my dick off on her titties and called it a day. Tomorrow If things go right will have a 4 some including the 8, negra, and 19 year old. Negra decline at 120 mil each. Wants more money. I told her no. I know she wants to have sex with the 8. They met at lleras park night club so let's see what happens tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2459463]Over the last few days I have been doubling up. Casa and tinder, casa and the 8. Casa 81 a 42-46.6 ft white Colombian performance was better than her looks but she wasn't bad. Casa la 70 performance was on par with her looks not a stunner but good. Tinder girl came by for her headphones she left but said she was horny. She's a nymphomaniac for sure. Arrives starts play with her pussy on the couch. Allows me to video. She is a guarantee 2 nuts automatically. She never ask for money or taxi. I give her a new years pretty dress. Cost me $7 and 15 mil taxi. She's happy. Yesterday morning I call a young lady from Facebook to give her business before I go. I did a solo with her and also a nice 3 some. She always showed honesty, sincerity, and really into girls and seems like a nymph as well. Anyways it's been a good while since we linked. She's about 5' 9 attractive negron. Nice curves. She tells me she's available but has a friend and sends me 3 pictures. Says girl is 19 and she did a 3 some with her before. The girl 1st was incredible. I trust this girl so I go with the arrangement. 3 HR, 120 mil each total and 2 leche. Oral no condom. I am a little nervous cause 1 pic look like she has slight tummy. They arrive about 45 minutes late but I am happy. My negra is still sexy and attractive. The 19 year old looks every bit 19 with no tummy, no fat anywhere. Nice body. Outfit was not the best but maybe she's a newbie that's all she can afford. We get in the elevator and give each other warm hug. All is good. Get inside apartment and my music gets the 19 year old attention. She seem surprised I am up to date. I get some beer, popcorn and we salud. They bring their own weed and we smoke. I can't wait to get home and give up weed smoking LOL. I ask them to dance on my table and they are okay with it but do not allow me to take video since they strip down. They dance with each other and its fucking nice laying on my couch watching 2 girls dance with each other. They ask me to come up and I strip and get up there so now I am in the middle. The 19 year old seem anxious and grabs my dick right away and negra is kissing on me passionately. Then I switch to 19 year old and she kisses me passionately. 2 great passionate kissers. What's the odds. We continue for a little bit longer then realize the danger of 3 on a table dancing near to the edge. We get down and i Iay on my couch. Negra comes for more passionate kisses and 19 year begins sucking. The energy is extremely high. The chemistry was off the charts. Both these girls pisces and LEO was identical in many ways how they kiss and touch and suck. They never took a break. We all had hands on each other the entire time. I decide I wanted the 19 year old to lick negra and so I watched. Then I had negra lick the 19 year old. It seem like I could fuck negra raw but she then ask for condom. I fucked the 19 year old first. She was truly a star and it was tempting to give her lots of attention, but negra was right up there with her performance wise. 19 year old pussy is tight and wet. I am hitting it from the back and negra kissing on me touch on me. Perfect world. We go upstairs and I want to fuck negra. Switch condoms and now fucking negra. Negra comes at the drop of a dime. You can say boo and she comes. 19 year old is touching on her playing with negra nice tits and I sense her really enjoying playing with her titties. So I pull out and leave the them two to play with each other. They start fucking each other. Scissors or whatever they call it. First time seeing it done in person. They make each other come. Oh shit. Will continue the story later. Sleep time.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Blakman;2459637]After I continue fucking negra and they are begging me to cum. I have the 19 year old sucking my cock while negra is talking dirty to me, kissing me, and turning me on with eye contact. The 19 year old has her mouth right in front of my cock like she's not afraid of cum in her mouth. So I say la boca and she says si si. So I am getting sensuous kisses and my dick sucked aggressively. Finally I nut and yell out so loud that I know the entire building hears me..[/QUOTE]So your followers want to know when you "came", screaming at the top of your lungs, where exactly did the load of "goo" end up.

For the record please clarify as follows, did you cum in her mouth, and if so, did she swallow. If you came in her mouth and she swallowed, you have a keeper, if you came in her mouth, and she spit it out, she was being very dis-respectful of you, and needs to be benched for a while.

Sometimes a taxi would arrive with a chica and the meter cost would be like 28 mil. And I would wonder what cause it to be that high. What is the hustle? This the minor dumb shit that a cheapy Charlie studies to counteract the game. So experience members enlighten me if this is legit or tactical. I know we are just talking $8.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2459648]Sometimes a taxi would arrive with a chica and the meter cost would be like 28 mil. And I would wonder what cause it to be that high. What is the hustle? This the minor dumb shit that a cheapy Charlie studies to counteract the game. So experience members enlighten me if this is legit or tactical. I know we are just talking $8.[/QUOTE]28 mil is somewhat normal from Bello to Poblado. Sometimes girls will use their own driver, 50 mil one way is typical for drivers of girls in high demand; you can talk it down to 30 mil. Sometimes girls will take the taxi to pick up tussi or drop-off a friend before coming to meet you. I was close enough with some of my regulars, they actually took me deep inside of their neighborhood once or twice; we took a random taxi from the street, the cost was around 18-25 mil from Poblado to Bello or bellen.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2459648]Sometimes a taxi would arrive with a chica and the meter cost would be like 28 mil. And I would wonder what cause it to be that high. What is the hustle? This the minor dumb shit that a cheapy Charlie studies to counteract the game. So experience members enlighten me if this is legit or tactical. I know we are just talking $8.[/QUOTE]Well 20 mil is pretty standard across the board so really we are just talking about 8 mil or $2. It depends where they are coming from but 28 mil is probably a bit high. Even 20 mil is usually more than enough. I've seen chicas regularly get rides on Didi late at night for 12-15 k back to Bello from Poblado.

[QUOTE=Blakman;2459648]Sometimes a taxi would arrive with a chica and the meter cost would be like 28 mil.[/QUOTE]Maybe she called her taxi friend to come bring her to you and he started the meter when she called instead of when he picked her up in order to juice you. I always ask a chick beforehand how much a taxi costs or ask the person at the front desk how much a taxi between the two locations should cost.