Bangkok Reports

Thanks for the tip BM. I'll try it.

It would seems, that barber ladies for 'down under' tend to be past retirement age, which only serves to hone their skills.

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1983058]Go to Nana Hotel, there is a massage and barber shop there, old style, but efficient.

[b]Ask for Tai, she is an appr 50 yo lady who will "shave you down" - let her access your jewels with confidence, she will not damage them and she knows her job.[/b]

Don't expect anything hunky Panky, she might suggest a massage with another lady of the place and being a sort of "legitimate" place, nothing more than a HJ is in the menu, coming to an expensive demand of 1000 with access to the upper part of her body.

For that amount you can have a SYT at 1000 plus ST room, if you really fancy a release, by a few meters from the hotel snd check what is on offer at the nana car park.

Shaving price sim 300+500 if I we'll remember, but if you give her 1000 yield make her day. Hand over the mineyntomher snd she will sort it out with the papasan.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BionicMan;1983058]Go to Nana Hotel, there is a massage and barber shop there, old style, but efficient.

Ask for Tai, she is an appr 50 yo lady who will "shave you down" - let her access your jewels with confidence, she will not damage them and she knows her job.[/QUOTE]I am curious about balls shaving. My balls are covered in little bumps being sebaceous glands that hairs grow out of, and presumably this is very normal. Pic supplied. Not me. LOL.

The very numerous bumps meant that any attempt to shave the balls resulted in numerous nicks and bleeding from everywhere. So I wonder how shaving would be at all possible.

I have used depilation creams like Veet instead, far more successfully, however the first few days after hair removal is fairly prickly.

Hair on balls and dick is incredibly annoying. Why do we have this? LOL. Have not got a very hairy chest so why the nuisance of hairy balls? If we want girls to lick us, we should get rid of the hair to make it a lot easier for them to do it and to be confident we are properly cleaned.

Lots of hair is a big turnoff for me, however accepted one girl with hairy untrimmed bush, purely because her face was cute and tits absolutely magnificent at 18. LOL

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983191]I am curious about balls shaving. My balls are covered in little bumps being sebaceous glands that hairs grow out of, and presumably this is very normal. Pic supplied. Not me. LOL.

The very numerous bumps meant that any attempt to shave the balls resulted in numerous nicks and bleeding from everywhere. So I wonder how shaving would be at all possible.

I have used depilation creams like Veet instead, far more successfully, however the first few days after hair removal is fairly prickly.

Hair on balls and dick is incredibly annoying. Why do we have this? LOL. Have not got a very hairy chest so why the nuisance of hairy balls? If we want girls to lick us, we should get rid of the hair to make it a lot easier for them to do it and to be confident we are properly cleaned.

Lots of hair is a big turnoff for me, however accepted one girl with hairy untrimmed bush, purely because her face was cute and tits absolutely magnificent at 18. LOL[/QUOTE]Hi Syz, Been shaving most of my pubic region, balls, taint, and a-hole since about 1994. Also shave my chest and lower back areas. In Thailand I have been using a Gillette Blue disposable razor. I just soap up the area and go to town. It takes about 5 min or less in the shower. I do this every other day.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1983197]Hi Syz, Been shaving most of my pubic region, balls, taint, and a-hole since about 1994. Also shave my chest and lower back areas. In Thailand I have been using a Gillette Blue disposable razor. I just soap up the area and go to town. It takes about 5 min or less in the shower. I do this every other day.[/QUOTE] Does this mean you don't have all these tiny bumps that get nicked so easily? I mean your answer did not clear up the mystery for me. Is it something to do with the area getting used to being shaved? Did you get a lot of nicks initially? I am sure I tried a Gillette blue or similar.

I can shave my face, but the face skin is completely different quality (far smoother). if I had pimples on the face, they could get nicked easily too. But thousands of bumps sticking out on the balls is just inviting the tops of the bumps to be chopped off.

Never heard of "taint" before. I suppose these things are not discussed much. LOL I would have no clue if Thai language has any word for this, so I would have to make a phrase to describe it.

Found this joke on Urban Dic:
"Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole. "

P.S. A few years back, one Thai girl asked me to get rid of underarm hair as well. So I did and continue to do so periodically. It is easier to keep pristine underarms with no odour (or as little as possible) if do not have significant amounts of hair there. I check my underarms periodically to see how I am going, especially after any activity. Shirts can pick up odour too. Deodorant helps delay underarm problems. Thais are very sensitive to body odours, whether mouth, tongue, underarms, dick foreskin, ass. So I am always cleaning all areas very carefully before going mongering and again before sex. It is hard to overdo it. Don't kid yourself guys that one shower per day is enough.

For some guys, a thorough underarm cleaning is not going last much more than one hour, before the odoriferous oils start coming out.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983202]Does this mean you don't have all these tiny bumps that get nicked so easily? I mean your answer did not clear up the mystery for me. Is it something to do with the area getting used to being shaved? Did you get a lot of nicks initially? I am sure I tried a Gillette blue or similar.

I can shave my face, but the face skin is completely different quality (far smoother). if I had pimples on the face, they could get nicked easily too. But thousands of bumps sticking out on the balls is just inviting the tops of the bumps to be chopped off.

Never heard of "taint" before. I suppose these things are not discussed much. LOL I would have no clue if Thai language has any word for this, so I would have to make a phrase to describe it.

Found this joke on Urban Dic:
"Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole. "

P.S. A few years back, one Thai girl asked me to get rid of underarm hair as well. So I did and continue to do so periodically. It is easier to keep pristine underarms with no odour (or as little as possible) if do not have significant amounts of hair there. I check my underarms periodically to see how I am going, especially after any activity. Shirts can pick up odour too. Deodorant helps delay underarm problems. Thais are very sensitive to body odours, whether mouth, tongue, underarms, dick foreskin, ass. So I am always cleaning all areas very carefully before going mongering and again before sex. It is hard to overdo it. Don't kid yourself guys that one shower per day is enough.

For some guys, a thorough underarm cleaning is not going last much more than one hour, before the odoriferous oils start coming out.[/QUOTE]Hey, you guys haven't suffered for your art and craft until you have gone through a half dozen laser light hair removal sessions on your balls, taint and asshole! LOL. I did that many years ago when those laser hair removal salons were somewhat new. Haven't had a follow up session in a decade or more so don't know what the latest technological advances are but I can assure you each zap on the 1/4 inch or so area of the skin with the old laser light instruments felt like a smack with a combination white hot fire brand and cattle prod! Not fun. Thank god after the second session of 5-6, they introduced a numbing cream you spread over the region, let it settle in for about 30 minutes and then proceed without any pain at all.

BTW, pubic and underarm areas are kind of tough to rid the hair totally and forever this way, or at least that was the result in the past. So it still requires a quick swipe with a Gillette razor in the shower every few days or so. But it comes in much less, tinier and finer than the bush that grew there before.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983202]Does this mean you don't have all these tiny bumps that get nicked so easily? I mean your answer did not clear up the mystery for me. Is it something to do with the area getting used to being shaved? Did you get a lot of nicks initially? I am sure I tried a Gillette blue or similar.

I can shave my face, but the face skin is completely different quality (far smoother). if I had pimples on the face, they could get nicked easily too. But thousands of bumps sticking out on the balls is just inviting the tops of the bumps to be chopped off.

Never heard of "taint" before. I suppose these things are not discussed much. LOL I would have no clue if Thai language has any word for this, so I would have to make a phrase to describe it.

Found this joke on Urban Dic:
"Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole. "

P.S. A few years back, one Thai girl asked me to get rid of underarm hair as well. So I did and continue to do so periodically. It is easier to keep pristine underarms with no odour (or as little as possible) if do not have significant amounts of hair there. I check my underarms periodically to see how I am going, especially after any activity. Shirts can pick up odour too. Deodorant helps delay underarm problems. Thais are very sensitive to body odours, whether mouth, tongue, underarms, dick foreskin, ass. So I am always cleaning all areas very carefully before going mongering and again before sex. It is hard to overdo it. Don't kid yourself guys that one shower per day is enough.

For some guys, a thorough underarm cleaning is not going last much more than one hour, before the odoriferous oils start coming out.[/QUOTE]I keep my underarms trimmed very closely as well. Yes, I have some bumps on my sack, think we all do, but I rarely nick myself and never get razor burn. Trick is little to no pressure with the razor. Also, yes, it gets used to being shaved and the skin toughens a bit I think.

I went out last night but didn't make it beyond the Nana carpark, where I met Tukta, 31 years old, with a very skinny frame. Looked much younger. PM me for number. At first she wanted 1500 (seems like standard price for the prettier FLs, the 1000 baht girls are rare and not that hot in my opinion) but we quickly settled for 1200. Boy was she ever good. I think I warmed her up with my tongue. At any rate she really got into it. We had a good romp for a half hour or so. But just as I was about to empty myself in her mouth she pulled away. Talk about predicting the exact second when I was going to come. But she jacked me off nice and good all over her tiny little firm titties. I had been saving up for a day or two.

BUT hours later I was awoken by acute diarrhea and violent vomiting. Can it be her pussy, I wonder. Anyone had a similar experience?? Two days later when I just couldn't get out of bed I am better but still feel shaken by the experience. This year I have had some health problems and just wonder if I can keep it up for much longer. No pun intended. I am leaving for a few days tomorrow and then we'll see. My balinitis --red dots on glans--keep reappearing after sex despite my miracle cream. I am 71. Do you it is time to retire from this game? The Nana hotel is full of geezers my age but they just sit around in the lobby and talk all day long. Never see them with a lady. Now, I look a lot younger and still exercise vigorously but still. On this trip I am suddenly feeling my age. The punters in bars and on the street all are a lot younger. I think what I going to do is just chill for a week or so. I winter here so I have time on my side. Then we'll see about next year.

[QUOTE=RoamingViking;1983297]I went out last night but didn't make it beyond the Nana carpark, where I met Tukta, 31 years old, with a very skinny frame. Looked much younger. PM me for number. At first she wanted 1500 (seems like standard price for the prettier FLs, the 1000 baht girls are rare and not that hot in my opinion) but we quickly settled for 1200. Boy was she ever good. I think I warmed her up with my tongue. At any rate she really got into it. We had a good romp for a half hour or so. But just as I was about to empty myself in her mouth she pulled away. Talk about predicting the exact second when I was going to come. But she jacked me off nice and good all over her tiny little firm titties. I had been saving up for a day or two.

BUT hours later I was awoken by acute diarrhea and violent vomiting. Can it be her pussy, I wonder. Anyone had a similar experience?? Two days later when I just couldn't get out of bed I am better but still feel shaken by the experience. This year I have had some health problems and just wonder if I can keep it up for much longer. No pun intended. I am leaving for a few days tomorrow and then we'll see. My balinitis --red dots on glans--keep reappearing after sex despite my miracle cream. I am 71. Do you it is time to retire from this game? The Nana hotel is full of geezers my age but they just sit around in the lobby and talk all day long. Never see them with a lady. Now, I look a lot younger and still exercise vigorously but still. On this trip I am suddenly feeling my age. The punters in bars and on the street all are a lot younger. I think what I going to do is just chill for a week or so. I winter here so I have time on my side. Then we'll see about next year.[/QUOTE]With balanitis and especially at your age, you need to get checked that you are not diabetic / prediabetic.

It is unlikely that you got your acute diarrhoea from going down on this girl as it take more than a few hours (2 or 3 hours) for what you ingest to go through your system. Also, it would depend on what meds you are on as anything that might suppress your stomach acids may allow infectious material to gain easier access to your gut.

Go to a doctor. If you can afford 1300 Baht for the girl, you can afford the doctor's fee and meds. And all those old geezers you see. They take their meds and go to the doctor when they get odd symptoms rather than asking ISG for advice. After all, I don't ask my doctor for pointers as to where to go mongering!

[QUOTE=RoamingViking;1983297] But just as I was about to empty myself in her mouth she pulled away. Talk about predicting the exact second when I was going to come. But she jacked me off nice and good all over her tiny little firm titties. I had been saving up for a day or two.

BUT hours later I was awoken by acute diarrhea and violent vomiting. Can it be her pussy, I wonder. Anyone had a similar experience?? Two days later when I just couldn't get out of bed I am better but still feel shaken by the experience. This year I have had some health problems and just wonder if I can keep it up for much longer.[/QUOTE]I have found that expert experienced girls know exactly the moment we are about to cum. This is not too unusual. A girl doing me BBFS would pull it out so I did not cum inside her just a fraction of a second before I would have pulled out myself. Like she knew it was coming with no doubt, and did not trust me to pull it out myself for certain. She believed she probably cannot get pregnant but just wanted to be extra cautious (I know the withdrawal method is not exceptionally reliable LOL).

On the other topic, I think it is very unlikely you got sick due to the sex. More likely this was just a coincidence. Could be something you ate, drank, or even medications. I know a lot about thrush. My ex-wife had it a lot. However don't know about Balanitus.

Maybe I will slow down a bit at seventy, who knows.

Thanks for your kind words. I feel better and am in a better mood already. But I plan on taking it easy for a couple of days all the same. I normally lick and munch a lot but this is the first time I have had any kind of post-traumatic stress disorder. As for the balintis, that's what the doc called it, it's these red spots on your glans. They come and go, but I got a anti-biotic cream that works miracles. The problem is it comes back? Stay safe and enjoy.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983323]I have found that expert experienced girls know exactly the moment we are about to cum. This is not too unusual. A girl doing me BBFS would pull it out so I did not cum inside her just a fraction of a second before I would have pulled out myself. Like she knew it was coming with no doubt, and did not trust me to pull it out myself for certain. She believed she probably cannot get pregnant but just wanted to be extra cautious (I know the withdrawal method is not exceptionally reliable LOL).

On the other topic, I think it is very unlikely you got sick due to the sex. More likely this was just a coincidence. Could be something you ate, drank, or even medications. I know a lot about thrush. My ex-wife had it a lot. However don't know about Balanitus.

Maybe I will slow down a bit at seventy, who knows.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoamingViking;1983333]Thanks for your kind words. I feel better and am in a better mood already. But I plan on taking it easy for a couple of days all the same. I normally lick and munch a lot but this is the first time I have had any kind of post-traumatic stress disorder. [/QUOTE]What trauma? Are you making a joke here? I don't think being sick can be classified as a trauma.

I find that being sick, can greatly upset my sexual powers, whether it is stomach, diarrhea, head aches, or even a bad cough. What is worse, I found cough medicine caused my dick to be limp, even worse than drinking too much alcohol. Cough medicine takes away feeling in throat and in the dick as well. LOL Good to take some extra rest.

A subsequent thought. Gastro-enteritis could be passed on from a girl to guy during an encounter. They do talk about washing hands thoroughly after touching things and before eating. However I still think it is not the most likely. I don't recall ever being sick like this attributable to a girl. Much more likely to catch a flu or cold virus, or a common STD.

I have had really bad stomach in Thailand usually associated with river farm prawns, and one case of meat that had gone of in an Italian restaurant (Lamb in truffle sauce) caused food poisoning, and two cases of bad seaweed salad (Japanese style) causing Diarrhea . Especially do not eat raw prawns in Thailand. Yes raw prawns marinated in lime juice or fish sauce are available. Bad results after that at Tawan Daeng. So all these types of problems are more likely in Thailand than back home. Much more likely than getting something from a girl. I eat plenty of street stall food with no problems (omitting risky large prawns).

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983191]I am curious about balls shaving. My balls are covered in little bumps being sebaceous glands that hairs grow out of, and presumably this is very normal. Pic supplied. Not me. LOL.

The very numerous bumps meant that any attempt to shave the balls resulted in numerous nicks and bleeding from everywhere. So I wonder how shaving would be at all possible.[/QUOTE]I have the same little bumps. I think that is quite the standard.

i use a cheap two blade disposable rasor (the same I use for my face and I can use it for about two weeks.) Just stretch out the skin and apply very light touch. And use a good quality shaving cream. After shaving I apply some alum stone to the shaved parts ([URL]https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Alum_products_and_utilities#/media/File%3ACaquisd.JPG[/URL]) to close any small nicks and tighten the skin. Then some nivea creamy aftershave and I'm smooth as a baby's bottom.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983191]
I have used depilation creams like Veet instead, far more successfully, however the first few days after hair removal is fairly prickly.[/QUOTE]Very bad idea. It irritates my skin and smells too bad.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1983191]Hair on balls and dick is incredibly annoying. Why do we have this? LOL. Have not got a very hairy chest so why the nuisance of hairy balls? If we want girls to lick us, we should get rid of the hair to make it a lot easier for them to do it and to be confident we are properly cleaned.

Lots of hair is a big turnoff for me, however accepted one girl with hairy untrimmed bush, purely because her face was cute and tits absolutely magnificent at 18. LOL[/QUOTE]I'm very hairy and that doesn't cease to amaze the Thai girls.

[QUOTE=RoamingViking;1983297]BUT hours later I was awoken by acute diarrhea and violent vomiting. Can it be her pussy, I wonder. Anyone had a similar experience?? Two days later when I just couldn't get out of bed I am better but still feel shaken by the experience. This year I have had some health problems and just wonder if I can keep it up for much longer.[/QUOTE]It's more likely to be food poisoning or heat stroke rather than pussy. STDs generally don't show up in such immediate and acute ways. I had sore throat countless times from licking pussy (sometimes a very persistent and annoying variety), but never such immediate, violent symptoms.

Better see a good doctor, random strangers on the internet are not so helpful.

You mean you shave your a-hole blind, without seeing what you are doing?

Then be thankful for the invention of Gillette safety razors!

Why not ask one's GF to perform this service?

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1983197]Hi Syz, Been shaving most of my pubic region, balls, taint, and a-hole since about 1994. Also shave my chest and lower back areas. In Thailand I have been using a Gillette Blue disposable razor. I just soap up the area and go to town. It takes about 5 min or less in the shower. I do this every other day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaddySan;1983372]You mean you shave your a-hole blind, without seeing what you are doing?

Then be thankful for the invention of Gillette safety razors!

Why not ask one's GF to perform this service?[/QUOTE]I certainly do. No problem either. I would not try it with my DE razor. Think the GF would find it a chore every other day. I can shave my chest, lower back, and nether regions in less than 5 min.