Analisa massage Soi 6: RIP-OFF, BAIT & SWITCH AND DANGEROUS GLASS THROWING
After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.
They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly she could be modern art masterpiece. A really jaded out bar hag. The mode is fully clothed, machine gun jerking on manhood within about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating to slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn" and something else presumably derogatoort. Her answer to the "slow down" was without warning try and stick in a giant toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts Oh, and the best part. No condoms so as to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever experiences.
After about 10 minutes, I abort, unfinished. Politely complain. The mamasan and some sphinx like Asian droid, presumably the owner, were as rude as you can imagine, apparently having lost her perfect English from 10 minutes ago. So I indicate with rapid finger snapping and hands doing the "slow down" to convey they rushed service. Girl from upstairs now turns up yelling some crap and saying phuck a lot. Mamasan casually told me to phuck my mother and family, to which I replied, "Is your mom upstairs, you could join her" to which she lost it and threw a glass that just missed me and shattered on the wall (lucky no the sliding door). Boss man's face still impassive. She then says get out and I laughed at them, saying "you don't think I take you seriously, if your English has recovered". Laughing at them really did it, they chased me up the street, me breaking out some dance poses and mocking them (I run 10 miles day and am fast). This scene of course scared off some waiting punters, typical Thai style of cutting of nose to save face and resulting negative publicity. They really don't think beyond the moment.
Anyway, avoid this place unlees you want STD's, stitches and machine gun style service with an extremely rushed and jaded old hag. I've used Snow White, Mango, Pinks, places in Hamburg, Philippines and other places for decades with nothing like this. Tell your friends. Avoid at all costs.
Analisa: no vaginal action
Yeah, forgot to say, no action, and if they did you would need a paper bag over her head, or at least for the bait and switch, AFTER they have you money, at which point English disappears as does any refund. A rip-off joint with mad, uglies.
