Can someone plz guide me adrees to Utopia and long beach MPs.
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Can someone plz guide me adrees to Utopia and long beach MPs.
For my next stay in Bangkok I'm looking for a nice session with two girls at a massage parlor. Though I'm looking also for some advanced service the girls should provide lesbian sex as well, including girl-to-girl oral, girl tongue kissing, bi-69, use of toys/strap-on.Can someone recommend me a mp where I have a good chance to find two girls with the mentioned service?I'm just looking for a massage parlor, so mentioning places like Tulip, Annie's or Eden Club doesn't really help me ... ;)
[QUOTE=Zauberfee]I'm just looking for a massage parlor, so mentioning places like Tulip, Annie's or Eden Club doesn't really help me ... ;)[/QUOTE]Just? Chok Dee!
[QUOTE=Zauberfee]I'm just looking for a massage parlor, so mentioning places like Tulip, Annie's or Eden Club doesn't really help me ... ;)[/QUOTE]Why doesn't it help you since Eden Club is about the only place that will deliver what you are looking for (from the detailed desires you listed) in Bangkok?Tulip and Annie's *are* massage places (well, at least in name), while Eden is a brothel but is exactly what you seek -- 2 girls and lesbian/toy action.As Pita123 said, good luck beyond the one(s) you don't want to hear about.
Having been a regular customer for several years pretty much since they opened I made my last visit to Angel on Sukhumvit Soi 26 this afternoon. I went there about 5pm which was usually a good time when most girls were already there but the after work clientele had not yet showed up en masse. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't know on the reception desk in place of the usual friendly ones who know me well. It was also surprising to see the line up of only about 10 girls, none particularly appealing except for one that I remembered having had poor service from, whereas late afternoon on a week day there would normally be about 25 including some reasonable lookers. I also didn't like the fact that two of the girls who either didn't like farangs or me in particular were making a rather unpleasant dumb show of trying to hide their faces behind other girls. Rather go trekking round other places I selected the least unappealing of the girls and headed back to reception.The receptionist quoted the normal 400 baht for an hour's massage but unusually wrote out and a ticket for it and made clear she expected me to pay in advance. The had never been normal practice at Angel and I didn't like it much but, if a push comes to a shove, I am willing to pay the hourly charge up front. So I pulled out a 1, 000 baht note and laid it on the counter. At that point the receptionist told me that I would also have to pay 1, 500 baht for special services to her upfront (with an additional 500 baht tip to the girl if I liked the massage) and that there was no option to have only a massage or a lesser form of "special". I told her I had been a customer for several years and had never been asked to pay anything up front and would certainly never pay for special services up front. I was willing to pay the hourly fee up front but would leave, if she still insisted on paying her for the special. She said this was a new system, picked up my 1, 000 baht note, threw it at me and told me to get the hell out, which I did after giving her a piece of my mind loudly in Thai to make sure all the girls could hear.And that, gentlemen, is the end of my five year or so association with Angel. They were fantastic when they started in Soi 26 but the shop in Soi 22 was never as good and closed down after a few years. I think Soi 26 started to go downhill when they took over the shop house next door. Since their requirement for masseuses doubled overnight, it is not surprising that their employment standards dropped and more and more hardened hooker types started joining and discipline and service standards started to decline. I think they are still relying on being top of Japanese websites from a few years ago without realizing that their popularity has peaked and that many new competitors have opened up with much nicer and more friendly girls giving better service. They are probably heading in the same direction as 33 Center on Soi 33 which was a pioneer of the oily massage business in the 90s but refused to improve its offerings or pricing in the face of keen new competition and eventually closed down. Fortunately in Bangkok a new door is always waiting to open whenever one is banged in one's face. Good riddance to bad rubbish.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
[QUOTE=Satrai2000]I was a regular of a joint in Sukhumvit soi 33. Now listen what happened a few weeks ago. After I cummed, the gal carefully took off the condom, without spoiling any sperm. Then she told me to wait and [I]with the condom and cum inside it, she went out of the room and stayed away for about 5 minutes[/I]. When she returned she said with a nervous smile on her face that she throw away my babies.No maybe I am a sick paranoid but one day later I rethought her strange behaviour; neither she nor any other gal ever did this before. Does this mean that after 9 months she e-mails me writing to send money for my new-born child? I feel rather uncomfortable since this happened.[/QUOTE]Yes, you are paranoid and your fears are illogical. It was just her weak attempt at humour. Since the cops like to use full condoms as evidence of sexual services when they raid places, some establishments take the precaution of making the girls go and dump the used condoms in a trash can outside.Under cover cops once caused an outcry in the media from Thai women's groups because they shagged some Ukrainian hookers and then kept their own used condoms as evidence to bust the girls. I don't think the girls got paid either.
[QUOTE=Jaojoby]Having been a regular customer for several years pretty much since they opened I made my last visit to Angel on Sukhumvit Soi 26 this afternoon. [/QUOTE]This was an outstanding report, thank you.I have stopped going to Angel26 a long time ago (yes, I was a very regular too). Girls weren't so motivated before but now that they have the ALL inclusive upfront system, I suspect it will be even worse.RIP, Angel26.... without knowing, they are pushing people towards places that want business and appreciate its customers (Mango, Tulip, Annies, Smile, Akane...)
[QUOTE=Dr Poosey]Does anyone know a good adress for a "discrete" MP with happy ending ?By discrete I mean something similar to the regular MP's but where it is not obvious that there is more on the menu. I don't expect to have FS. HJ/BJ and some other sexual contact will do :p.If possible not far from Petchaburi Road, in walking distance from the BKK City suite? Maybe I ask too much.[/QUOTE]It seems that BKK City Suite is at Soi 1 Petchaburi. If so, Sao Botan (A Soapy Massage place) is easy walking distance. But its not very discrete, so I wouldn't go there with the wife. Beter to say you were somewhere else.Cross Petchaburi to even Soi number side and go down road under expressway between Soi 2 and 4 (Rama 6)Sao Botan is only about 600 m away a few metres round a corner, after crossing the canal. Has big neon lights.You might get more than you bargained for but not very expensive.Here is a Map:[url]http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.0004488989cf3827c091b&ll=13.756101,100.525417&spn=0.020425,0.035276&z=15[/url]
Last week I visited the oily MP at the top of the same lane as Mango. Think that it called Akira or some other Japanese type name? Tried Mango first but the selection was limited and not, frankly, very good. The selection at this oily (which specializes in ball massage) was much better and chose a cheerful, chubby young thing called, I think, Doi.Service was OK if not spectacular (certainly far below that provided by Ben at Tulip a couple of days later). The ball massage was unusual but for some reason, I felt uncomfortable with my prize jewels being massaged by this girl:D, so cut it short. No anal but her BJ technique was good. Sex in lots of positions. Lots of offputting, Japanese style moaning.All in all, not too bad but IMHO there are far better experiences to be had in the area.
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]This was an outstanding report, thank you.I have stopped going to Angel26 a long time ago (yes, I was a very regular too). Girls weren't so motivated before but now that they have the ALL inclusive upfront system, I suspect it will be even worse.RIP, Angel26.... without knowing, they are pushing people towards places that want business and appreciate its customers (Mango, Tulip, Annies, Smile, Akane...)[/QUOTE]The up front fee is a bad idea, and causes many problems.Its why Annies is not that good and suffers the same problem of many people get short changed on time and effort.The better thing with Angel for anyone who still goes there is at least the girls do not demand more on top.Annies not only do you pay up front but the girls demand tips on top too.
Angel Massage on Soi 26 has been my favorite oily massage parlor in BKK for a number of years. I have always been treated very well by the girls and have had some great sessions. So it was no brainer for me to go there on my 2nd day back in the big Mango.I arrived around 4pm and was immediately taken into the showroom. There must have been at least 25 girls sitting around. I tried to take my time and choose wisely. Some girls where really trying hard to get my attention, but I chose Da, who was the prettiest girl in the lineup (IMO) and who smiled demurely and looked directly at me when I looked her way. You can see Da?s picture on the website. It has been photo shopped but it is still fairly accurate. I chose the 90 minute, 1500bt + 600bt full service which is what I always get at Angel. In the past I have found the 90 minutes session allows me to get just about everything I want i.e. 2 soapy shower massages, 2 bbbj, and 2 complete shags in multiple positions. And like I said, I have never been disappointed, so on this visit when they asked to be paid up front, a thing they had never asked for before, I agreed to it because I was a loyal customer and I trusted them. So let me say it one more time, in the past, I have never been disappointed with the girls or the service at Angel 26. Never until now. Da led me up to a room and then left me alone for a few minutes while she got her things. Then she came back and we started making out and then stripping. We showered and she soaped me up, cleaned my dick, balls and ass while I played with her tities and felt her clit. We dried off and she gave me a good bbbj. Then we fucked in multiple positions. Da was passionate. She had a great body and a nice pussy. She kissed me throughout the sex and I had no indication of what was going to happen next or more precisely what was not going to happen next.After I came, we relaxed in each other?s arms for a few minutes. She removed the condom and cleaned me up. Then I suggested we take another soapy shower together and begin act II. I had around 40 minutes left on the clock which was plenty of time for another roll in the hay. But that was not to be. Da refused to have more sex! At first, I did not take her seriously. I laughed and said I get it, you are joking with me. But it was no joke. Da offered to give me a massage, but that was it. As far as she was concerned I was entitled to one shot no matter how much time I had paid for and was still left on the clock. Trying another approach, I said a massage would be ok for a little while. And after 5 minutes, I sat up and tried to kiss her and fondle her, but she firmly said no. I tried friendly coaxing. She rebuffed it. I suggested another shower. She agreed and we took the shower and she cleaned me up down below, but there was no kissing and she would not let me fondle her tits. Finally, with 30 minutes left, I said what the fuck. I told her she was not doing the right thing and I was very unhappy with her. We both got dressed. I went down stairs. I told the mamasan or receptionist what had transpired. I said I only received 60 minutes of service and I should not have to pay for 90 minutes. I want a refund. There was no response. I said ok, if that is the way you want it to be, then this is the last you will see of me. I remained very calm and cool throughout. I never raised my voice or argued with anyone. As far as I am concerned this is just bad business. Cheat me once, shame on you. Cheat me twice, shame on me. Da walked me to the door and placed a sugar candy in my mouth. That said it all. This is our new policy. Take it or leave it. I am not ripping you off. I will be perfectly happy to see you again and to have sex with you again, one time per session.I have been back home only a few days. I had a great trip. I spent 45 days in HKG, BKK, Pattaya, Ko Chang and Macau. I met some lovely ladies and I have some interesting and informative reports to submit, but I am still recovering from the 24 hour flight back home and only just now had a chance to read some new posts on the forum. Surprise, surprise, I am not the only one to experience the new policy at Angel. Good reporting Jaojoby, NicFrenchy, and The Pro. I can honestly say that this was the only negative incident to have happened on the entire trip, so you can imagine all the great times I had. I will file some new reports soon. Stay thirsty my friends.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
[i]This is a duplicate post - I'm lazy and it saves YOU having to jump over to another thread, being able to "compare and contrast" on 1 page :)[/i]2 MP's, an oily (Mango) and a soapie (Annie's). To be objective, I was NOT going to ask for anything specific, just see what each had to offer to a "passive" punter - in other words, what was the "default" service.1. MangoFirst time here (actually 2nd, but first time in the door, nobody appealed to me, so left). This time, I was looking for some names: Apple engaged, but Ice available, so took her. Up to the room, me making a mistake of ordering a beer. No beer bottle condom available, ice in the beer glass = diluted beer later. A short delay while she fetched her kit, then a quick strip and into the shower. While showering, a nice, [b]unbidden[/b], bbbj/cim that certainly took the edge off.To the bed, with a quite decent massage, which switched to the full body, and seeing just exactly how many hidden body parts could come into contact with me. Erotic. When Rupert, the one-eyed trouser snake, appeared again, a skillful on with a hood, then vaginal insertion. After some nice cowgirl, Rupert was moved to the back door, entrance obtained, and more cowgirl, to a nice completion. True to plan, I had not made any preferences known, well, verbal anyway, but can't vouch for maintaining a poker face :)Last bit of massage, a shower, and downstairs. Not quite 2 hours, but I'll let a 15 minute shortfall pass, especially since I was drained. Bit surprised at the total price on the calculator, then realized, without my reading glasses, I WASN'T seeing the .0 in the display, thinking it was an integer. 2300, 2400, something like that, but at least it WASN'T 24000.I do understand the fall of the doller (oh, the high 50's, was that merely a dream), but, OK.2. Annie'sMyself, I've been a big fan of Annie's for over a decade, way back when Aey looked like a teacher's aide with her granny glasses. First MP in BKK I went to, and many a pleasant session there. Had a favorite, LONG since retired, that, while not a looker, knew how to push MY buttons. 2 shots, no problem, sometimes even 3. But even if that 3rd shot was not forthcoming, always a FULL 2 hour session, with baby powder at the end. Never felt short-timed...Even a couple of years ago, still a place that I enjoyed.But now? I remember when you could wander in, have a PEACEFUL drink at the bar, relax, and take your time picking your bathmate. The girls were there, behind the glass, you could pick when you wanted.These days, sorry, but the "ringmaster" really gets on my nerves. I know the drill, I don't need to be PUSHED to make a selection (had enough of that at Eden). Two weeks ago, I barely got to take a sip from my beer before she was all over me, "encouraging" me to make my pick. Just glad she didn't have a cattle prod. Last week, I actually got to take 4 swigs of my beer before the littany started again. "Come here, sit, pick lady for you." FOR ME, HIGHTLY annoying. I know the destination, and how to get there.Now I understand the risks of not choosing quickly - when I did move over to the observation chairs, the girl that had been smiling at me (at least I thought she was, but maybe it was really at the punter who pulled her right before I sat down to make my choice) was now moving to a room (though I did think I got a passing smile as she left). But I DO understand the risk of delay - no problem. There were plenty of other choices there. What didn't help was the loud mosquito buzz in my ear, touting this or that girl. If I ask for ID, fine, but when I'm in surveilance mode, I just want to look and see who strikes my fancy. I even brought my driving glasses, so I could see clearly from my bar stool. But there was none of that - it was the "choice chair" or endure the endless drone. What I do find confusing is the nomenclature - the fishbowl being where the "sideliners" are (to me, fishbowl is the glassed in area), with the sideline area, off to the side, where the "regulars" are, and not the sideliners. But I can make the mental transformation, no problem.Having been spoiled by the 'old annies', a bit disappointed - seems the air mattresses have been retired unless requested, and certainly no room in the "new" rooms for them, at least in the "wet" area. Did enjoy that slip and slide. Likewise, back when, the girls seemed to be able to traverse a "minimal spanning tree": choose who, continue to drink your beer at the bar while she starts the water for the tub, coming back to grab her kit and escorting you to the room. Now, it's off to the room with her, THEN she goes and gets her kit, THEN she starts the water. Not saying it's a delaying tactic, but, for me, a bit irksome. The tubs don't take that long to fill up, but still...Given who my 1st choice would have been was now gone, I took the mosquito-buzz's recommendation for Miss 69. Unfortunately, her nice cleavage seemed to be more a factor of bra engineering than nature. Not bad, just not as alluring as 1st appeared. First oral blastoff very nice while in the tub. But the massage was rather lackluster (not that you're there for a great massage), but still... And the "you don't want condom, do you?" rather off-putting, NOT for the suggestion of bare-back - it wasn't, but rather for the "well, if you want to bang away, guess I'll have to..." 2nd shot was via hand, not even oral... (I WAS sticking with the test protocol). One of those, ok, got the job done, destination reached, but the journey just wasn't that much fun.Fine. Fond memories drew me back for another try, this time with 11, my choice. Again, the cleavage had a lot to do with the bra, but there was something there. Nice body to body in the tub, admired her climbing ability, but the actual delivery (tub 1st shot, not oral, but I blame myself :) ) sufficient but not memorable. Massage was one of those, well, made Miss 69's massage seem great, and the 2nd round finish was across her chest, FS not offered (nor requested, my "passive" test, but remember, Mango did deliver, "unsolicited" as it were).In both cases, time management NOT their forte - 90 minutes, both cases. Fine, each had achieved 2 shots, though not through FS, but then it was "you're processed, finished."Like Mango, no beer bottle condoms available - so leave with a gulp of non-cold beer.3. TulipMy last stop was Tulip (report here, if I can remember how to link). [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=999289&postcount=1255[/url]While it was only 1 shot, it was a lot more of mutual pleasure, rather than a "processed" experience, the best of the bunch. Here, I took a bit more of an active roll.I will be back to all 3, each having some "to-do's". Haven't given up on Annie's yet, the biggest gripe being the time management.
[QUOTE=Tricky3000]The discussion was about tip, not the provider's service fee. Of course the girl wouldn't let someone walk away without paying that.[/QUOTE]Being my first time in Mango, and a recent return visitor to Annie's, I had the MISTAKEN impression that Mango was "all inclusive". It isn't.Given I had failed to compensate Ice for some great extras, her fee was simply added to my "house" bill. No fuss, no scene, just a calculator display showing what I owed, with her whispering to me that 1500 of that was going to her.That's what I like about Thailand, they are so understanding of ignorant falangs :)
So, after hearing all the rave reviews about Ice at Mango, I just had to pay her visit.She did not disappoint. Indeed, she pushed me past my limits and squeezed the cum out of me a grand total of five times in about 2 1/2 hours. I paid for 3 hours but left a bit early cause there was nothing left in me.Highlights:1st round - In the shower. Blow job, quick doggie fuck in the shower and finish with another blow job and cum in mouth. Actually, she was sucking my dick before I even got all my clothes off. She has an excellent sucking technique - powerful suction and she can deep throat to the bone.2nd round - On the bed. After a quick head massage, she sucked me back to full strength and we enjoyed an energetic fuck with various cowgirl positions and ending with missionary.3rd round - The bed again. Hands and arms massage this time. Another vaginal fuck with me cumming as she bounced up and down on my cock.4th round - All over the place. After another massage, she asked me in Thai (her English is really quite bad) "Don't you like anal?" I had been there the whole time so far without fucking his ass. I guess that was unacceptable. I said "Sometimes but I'd like to now" so she got to work on my tired dick. The thought of pounding away in her ass got me motivated. Lubed up, she rode me reverse cowgirl anally. Then we went all over the room in various anal positions for maybe 15 minutes. Quite a nice anus. Tight upon first entering but very inviting and easy to fuck once loosened up. I ended up shooting my load over her ass.5th round - This one hurt. Round 4 was exhausting and sweaty so I had to take a shower. In the shower, I told her that I wanted to cum one more time. She nodded eagerly. Back on the bed, a slow and thoughtful blow job brought me back to half strength. Sucking on my balls and rimming my ass brought me the rest of the way. At my suggestion, I asked for a finger in my ass while she sucked me off. I think she put more than one cause it was more than I bargained for. I got her to stop and jacked off while she licked my balls. The last cum in mouth was hideously painful as she sucked and I howled.Ice pros and cons:Pros:- She wastes no time. I was getting a blow job just after I took my shoes off.- Attention to detail. She asked me how I like my blow jobs. Where do I like to be licked? Do I like my balls sucked? Do I like my ass rimmed? etc. She wanted to please me as much as she could.- Anal. She looked sad when I didn't mention anal so she brought it up herself.- Blow jobs. Ranks among the 3 top deep throaters I have ever known - Ice, Pla (SOL) and Tuk (Tulip)- Kissing. Lots of tongue and passionate.- Communicative. In Thai only though. She asked a million questions and was always talking in between blow jobs and fucking.- Pussy. Nice, tight and wet. Easily comfortable enough to get me off every time.- Tattoos. Most people would say this is a con but I liked the Sak Yon ("protective / good luck") tattoos on her back. She said that she got them only a few months ago to help her with her work at Mango. I like a girl who has beliefs.Cons:- Beauty. She's not a looker. She looks almost nothing like her pictures on Mango's website. Only her eyes and facial bone structure are the same. I wouldn't (and didn't) recognize her.- Body. She's got a C-section scar and her tits are small and aged. The tits will be remedied though. That's why she won't be working after Songkran until May. She's getting silicon and needs some time off to heal up before her new tits get mauled by people like me.- Age. She said that she was 28 but I'd easy put her in her early to mid-30s. Not really an issue as I find older women to be far superior sexually to younger ones.- English. She doesn't speak English beyond a few phrases. Not a problem for me as I speak Thai but may be an issue for some.All in all, Ice is a winner and I can see why she gets such good reviews. I'll be back soon to enjoy her again and again.
It seems I just can't get my timing right with respect to Soi 7's Bier Garten. :(There mid-afternoon yesterday, having a drink, cooling off. Nobody really caught my eye, but as I was getting ready to leave, did catch a smile and a friendly wave. Changed my departure route to take a closer look; up close, no reason to delay departure. But across the aisle, did see someone that might have delayed me...But, by then, had already made up my mind to visit an MP. Only question was, oily or soapy. Having smartened up a LITTLE, now had the phone numbers programmed in my mobile. Gave Annie's a call, looking for the elusive 34Double-D. "She only work night", and impatient me, I didn't feel like delaying my pent up "urges". Besides, this being Thailand, no guarantees that she'd turn up.Still seeking a bite of the Apple, called Mango. "No, on holiday" (still). Quick mental debate: stay with Mango, or return to the pleasures of Tulip. Tulip tempting, but since I had Mango on the phone, inquired about Bo. She's another on the to-do list, based on recommendations here and from a good friend. "She here, available." "Good, I'll be there in 15 minutes."Skytrain up Suk, a short walk, and there I was, IGNORING the calls from the neighboring massage parlor ladies, ready to walk in Mango's door. That must be depressing for them. One girl sleeping on couch, another watching tv, a 3rd putting on makeup, and another rummaging around in the lower room. Given I'd never met Bo, didn't have a clue if any of these were her. Receptionist called out, "Welcome, you have booking?" "Yes, I'm here to see Bo." "She Bo", indicating the girl applying makeup.Hmmm, not someone I would have picked from a lineup, but... I'm here, the reviews and recommendations were good, so might as well move her from the to-do to done list.Upstairs we go, where there's a slight glitch. The room's still being cleaned. Must have been some back up, as I didn't see any customers leaving on my arrival. But things get sorted out quickly, we enter the room, a/c turned on, I sit and take off my shoes, Bo goes to get her kit.Slipping into scientific mode, I look for my watch, so I can time, to be fair to other places. I've taken it off and put it in my pants pocket. But damn cargo pants, which pocket? Bo's back before I can find the damn thing, but as she's setting up, I do, and start the timer.Standard procedure: she helps me undress, then does the same. The pants she's wearing look very comfortable, but while there must be MANY options in the petite sizes, for the King Kong size, it's a no go.Into the shower, standard soap job, she sinks to her knees, and begins an extremely talented bbbj, alternating fast and slow, high and low pressure, licking, sucking... It has achieved the result of moving blood to a certain area, but the round remains jammed in the chamber. Given that the water is still running, and I know Thailand is experiencing a drought, I'm beginning to feel a bit guilty.Oops... No, not [i]that[/i] "oops"; she turns off the water, steps out of the shower, and motions me to follow, mission UNaccomplished. Ice did not have this "problem", but then again, that was last week, when I was BKK "fresher". I move over to the bed, and lie down, on my back. She finishes drying herself, and asks me to turn over. I tell her I can't, "Pen ha, Pen ha"; I can see the confusion in her expression. Damn, is she a blind masseuse, not seeing the problem? I turn over, in a frog position, saying this is the only possibility, then turn back to lie on my back so she can view "the problem". The dawning realization on her face is priceless, she starts laughing, "OK, no problem..."She starts a foot and leg massage, slowing working her way up to my CONTINUING problem. She's doing some interesting things to my leg with her crotch... Suddenly, a VERY disturbing image from the past intrudes on my consciousness - it's the image of the family dog of my youth, welcoming guests in a very unwelcome way. Where did THAT come from? I quickly purge the image, and concentrate on where she's now reached.She continues the bbbj, turning around to present a very appealing view of her crotch, with some animated dips, shoves, and shakes thrown in. So appealing, I can't resist... I'm a big guy, so the fake moans and groans don't damage my ego - I'm just happy they're not OTT. The 69 serves to bring [u]me[/u] to completion, anyway.She discreetly reaches for the tissue, turns around, looks me straight in the eye, and asks "You CAN come again, yes?" I certainly DON'T want to disappoint this fine lass, so reply in the affirmative. I certainly have no doubt of HER skills... She smiles that knowing smile, and returns to the body massage again. Time passes, and I point out that NOW, it is possible for me to lie on my stomach. She laughs, asking me to turn over. More massage, more time passes.With the light stroking of my inner thighs, I find it increasingly difficult to continue to lie on my stomach. The only way I can continue to be comfortable is to keep raising my ass higher and higher off the bed. Seeing/sensing the opportunity, she reaches under me to assess the new "problem". Determining it is a problem, she hops off my back, asking me to turn over once again.She then proceeds with some oral stimulation for quite some time. I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps this might be her "default" 2nd round methodology, but just as I'm about to ask about her condom preparedness, I see that one hand is busy between my legs, but it's not with me. The condom appears, is slipped on, and she impales herself on me, given me a nice cowgirl ride. Reverse cowgirl shows a) her flexibility, and b) her visual erotic awareness. Switch to standard doggy, then she moves her knees up and her rear back to change the feelings ever so subtly. Again, being a big boy, I understand the moans are fake, but again, nice they're not OTT. I decide not to hold back any longer, and with her now prone, the 2nd shot is fired. While extracting myself, I do notice that the condom has been quite stretched, to me, showing just how tight she is.She jumps up, and heads to the shower. Back in scientific (well, top brain anyway) mode, I'm wondering if this is the dreaded "time shower" moment, but I just lie there, waiting to see where this is headed. She pops out of the shower, dries herself off, asks me to sit up (could this be it...), positions herself behind me with a pillow, asks me to lie back, and then proceeds with a very nice face, head, neck, and shoulder massage. I'm totally relaxed, and spent... It's hell getting old...There must be some type of secret signal, perhaps an ultrasonic pulse, too high for male ears to hear, because some time later, she does give me the "shower?", which is not really a question...Shower and dress. Having learned my lesson (I'm not that stupid, I can learn from my mistakes, but see below), I reach into my wallet and extract her salary and tip. I go to hand it to her, but she merely opens her pants pocket, and invitation to slip the cash in there. How could I be so crass...As I follow her out of the room, I put on my watch and stop the time: 1:58. Close enough for government work :) Downstairs, I pay the 800 baht 2 hour house fee, I get my ticket punched, and head outside. Suddenly, I can't find the Mango card - damn it was just here. Don't want to misplace that, or have it pop out at an inopportune moment. Look around, backtrack, but then see it lying on the ground where I'd been standing. Sense of relief - not so much that I hadn't lost it, but that, like I said, I knew where it was, and could put it away in the "hidden" wallet pocket.Bo was not someone I'd pick out of a lineup, not my type (bad news: a cups. good news: all natural). But certainly a pleasant enough time, and good value for money, even if I wouldn't repeat.I then proceed down to the corner of Sukhumvit, contemplating what to do. As I'm standing there, a motorbike taxi driver comes up. Now I don't know where I'm headed, or how, but I do know 1 thing: it won't be by motorbike - I'm in no rush. I wait for the pitch, but he just points at my crotch. Hmmm, seems I'd forgotten to zip up. Perhaps Bo was a bit more mind numbing that I had first thought :) I correct the problem, then, with some time to kill, decide to return to the Bier Garten. The other night, there around 6:30pm, and a couple of more mature, but attractive ladies, caught my eye. My brain was thinking "experienced"; debatable which brain it was. They didn't last long, one quickly disappeared out the door with a smiling gent, the other was HEAVILY engaged with another potential "date".Now I'm off to see if they're regulars, or in the "now-you-see-them, now-you don't" pool. Anyway, they're not there, and while now at 7pm, the place is more full, both with potential clients and servers, I don't see anyone that crosses my target threshold. Relaxing with a beer, and, no, it's not jock itch, just me now making sure every few minutes I am "closed", my eye lands on a lady across the way. First couple of scans, I swept right by her, but she's shifted, and I now see a very inviting cleavage. My only question is: did her mother give her that, or some hospital... My gaze finally shifts to her face, more fetching that I thought, or is that the rack's reflection? :) She's caught me staring, and gives me a smile. However, she's also been trying to seal a deal with her neighbor, so she's staying put.I do an equipment check (mental for this), and while I could chamber another round, the word that comes immediately to mind is "anti-climatic". I make sure, yes, while I'm not broken, I have been "Bowed". I choose not to interrupt her business interview with Mr. Neighbor, given there's no future with me, THIS night.It seems I just can't get my timing right with respect to Soi 7's Bier Garten. :)