Prague Update or How to get two girls all night for 2000czk
I just visited Prague again for 5 days and I'm able to give the first concrete news since my big summary of the prague scene two years ago. And here's a report for the guys looking for a good deal on the semi-pros. Well sort of.
OK, starting off with the known quantities, Darling club, sweet paradise.
Darling Club has fallen way off its former heights and the girls there aren't any better than you could previously see in K5 or maybe some privats. But the price has also come down too and now it is 3000czk for half an hour in addition to a stiff entrance fee (300 or 400czk). Some of the strippers are really hot though.
Sweet Paradise is about the same as it was two years ago. One or two nice girls and many average girls. On a Monday night the only change was some African girls who tried to make me believe they were from Jamaica. When I told them they didn't have a Jamaican accent, they got angry!
I found one 8/10 girl. 19yo small breasts who immediately sat down and insisted on speaking only Czech. So I finally took the 19yo out for escort to my hotel which was a big mistake, because she was dressed like a hippie, so I got a big frown from the woman at the reception when we walked in, but two Italian men standing outside smoking did everything but start cheering! Once we got in the room she decided to play miss ultra * and used at least 4 condoms before we actually got to do sex."you touched it with your hand" get a new condom!"I did oral", now get a new condom."You put it on not me", change the condom."I put it on the wrong side", get a new one. When we finally got down to business she started giving me orders! So I said, if you only will speak Czech, and you want me to do what you say to do, you should pay me! Let's just watch TV. So she thought about that for awhile, and after five minutes started speaking English (pretty good english) then initiated something on her own and I finally got something resembling sex. But with all the condom changing, mental games and weirdness, it would have been better to lie in bed, drink a beer and watch tv. Once we were done I didn't even ask for a second round, because it was too much work to get the first one!
It was all my bad, because the head woman in sweet paradise had warned me when I asked why this escort would only speak Czech to me, that this girl was the strangest girl working in the club. If all this sounds interesting to you and you want to meet her, just ask the bartender for the really strange 19yo girl. Damage: 2hr escort 4600kc (including 600 for Sweet Paradise taxi). That's 200€, so if you want to take an escort to a nice hotel, I recommend paying just 50. 100€more and you can get 2 hours from any of the top VIP agencies in Prague with a real nice girl, who the hotel won't look twice at, she won't play condom games, won't watch the clock, will let you do it as much as you can do it and might stay up to 30 minutes extra without even noticing. That all used to happen at Sweet Paradise in the old days, but no longer!
OK now for the real cheap deal. I was in Bombay Bar and it is known for having some working girls in there from time to time and they will sit at the bar with a friend or alone and just wait for guys to chat them up. I usually avoid them as they want high prices and are not so nice looking. But just this time I saw two innocent looking girls about 25 years old at the bar, way in the back and they smiled at me so I went to talk to them. One was thin with small breasts, very pretty face, about 8/10, speaking very limited English and the other was a slightly overweight blonde about 6/10 (face) 4/10 (body) , pretty good English. One guy cut in on me, so I backed off, went to the bar for a drink and just watched. After about 5 minutes he flamed out (so I thought) so I went over to talk again, mostly with the hot one, as I speak some basic Czech. After some chitchat they said we do "company" meaning they do escort. So I said how much? And the hot one says in Czech 1000crowns. I said 1000?"Yes", for how long,"as long as you want". I said until morning? And she said, OK. I thought it was some sort of scam. So then the chubby blonde says, you want two girls? I said, no only one. So then they discussed in Czech and said if you want one you have to take both. 2000 for the hot one for the whole night was a steal anyway, so rather than waste time or have them change their mind, I said OK let's go, figuring the blonde could watch.
So we got to my hotel and they said, OK. 1000crowns each. I said, and how long will you stay?"until morning". It was about 3:00 AM by now so I said really? Til 7AM? Finally we agreed on 6AM. So then they were all business, both stripping naked and getting in bed. I locked up my wallet and hoped for the best.
The hot one was really cold starting out, no kissing, not much touching, just like,"fuck me". But I just made her wait, gave them some drinks (they wouldn't drink alcohol) , then they started to relax and by the time I did the hot one, she was actually acting more or less social and gave a decent performance. But only with her on top or missionary style, plus after blow job she insisted on changing the condom. I told her, that it was no wonder she only wanted 1000kc, because that is all it was worth. She said, normal price is 4000kc at the Intercontinental, you are only paying 1000kc. They told me the blonde one is only doing it sometimes when she needs money and usually she works in an office, but the hotter one was usually working in the bar of hotel intercontinental, just sitting there waiting for guys. But this time of year there are only families according to her. So maybe the hottie was doing charity work for her friend. Anyway, by now the chubby blonde was excited for her turn and she was really fatter than I ever would get in any situation, but I just decided to look and feel the hot one while I did her. That worked pretty well because the hottie liked to watch and was finally acting like a real escort when she heard her friend breathing hard and could watch her doing it. But she would only do missionary and no second try with the hottie unless I wanted to pay 1000 more and if I didn't want they wanted to leave So I let them go at 4:30. It was more or less worthwhile. But back when I lived in Prague I could find girls like the better of these two who would come whenever I called for 1000kc, stay more or less as long as I wanted and give a 10/10 performance.
From a newbies perspective
About three months ago, I went off with a chum to Prague on a city break and noted the prevalence of 'clubs' and 'cabarets'. I sampled then on our last night, and I wanted more. Last week I got back from a three-night stay whererin I did quite a bit more sampling.
First night. The Girlfriend Experience.
On the first night back there we ventured into the same place, the Atlas Club. [url]http://www.atlas-cabaret.cz/[/url] For those interested. It has a couple of poles in corners on small stages with listless or bored dancers getting to a topless stage every so often. Took them a couple songs on average to get that far. They changed dancer after every other song.
We got to the bar and my companion noticed a familiar face off in one booth. Within seconds, the same girl as last time had glommed onto him and her friend had decided I was the one for her. Yes, they do approach you. Yes, they are friendly. No, I don't know what the etiquette is for saying 'no', since we never tried. She recognised my travelling companion specifically. That was disturbing in its own way. It was three months since we were last in. Guess he's just memorable. He nearly got her name right as well. Definitely the right first letter. She seemed impressed by this. I was with a girl called Laura, my companion Jeanette.
Complete sweethearts there, I have to say, though with an eye to making a hole in your disposable income. I should point out here that it was early January and therefore very light on tourists, so we were somewhat outnumbered by enthusiastic girls. We were treated well by attractive women who wouldn't even look at us outside of the building.
They make some of their money from the relatively low entrance fee (300 grondas, or about £10, or about 14-15$USD depending on exchange rate) , some from the obvious happy ending services, but they make a shitload of profit from the drinks. The standard drinks are significantly more than you'd pay in a bar, but the speciality is the part of the drinks menu called the 'lady drink' section. In the Atlas, we're talking 600 grondas (£20 or so, or about 30$ USD) per drink. Yes, the price of a decent meal. I rather suspect the ones in the Atlas had no alcohol in. Seemed to be mostly fruit. Many pineapples died for your drink, ma'am.
Anyway, that was a few rounds before the happy ending was suggested, so I decided to partake of the pleasures for a half hour. The chum decided on the same as last time, a simple table dance, as he seems to have had his balls removed at some point in his life. The cost of a half-hour was 2500 grondas (or about £80, or USD$120). The dance lasted about five minutes and cost 1500 grondas (£50ish, or $75ish). You may want to check exchange rates closer than I'm doing when writing this. As per the usual rules, it stops on thirty minutes or a happy ending. I had the two-minute warning knock and finished in time despite this. Who's got the timing? By the way, it was an initial surprise first time that I was required to shower, but I guess it makes sense.
Back out in the main room, though it was a touch smoky for the wingman, he and his new friend were mercilessly commenting on a particularly ogrish chap who'd wandered in. From an eyewitness account, he was distinctly larger than my (chunky) companion, looked a bit like Michael Moore without the charm, had a permanent scowl, and stalked up and down in front of the bar where the girls were, muttering to himself. He even grabbed a price list (they're littered around) and seemed puzzled that he wasn't swarmed with adoring ladies. Companion's once dancer tipped him off that none of the girls would even acknowledge his presence, and such was the case. Apparently he looked like a psycho. He didn't seem to understand why he was blatantly ignored.
It's actually pretty good to know that the girls can turn people down, especially as it means wingman and I aren't that hideous.
The quality of customer service, even when they've got your money, is excellent to my experience, though she wasn't allowing doggy. Perhaps a previous client had missed with his aim in a session prior?
What struck us was that they seemed to be genuinely happy to see us. Yes, business was light due to the season, but it was astounding at how genuine they were.
Evening two: The Shark Infested Waters.
Across the street from the Atlas is the Darling Cabaret. [url]http://www.kabaret.cz/darling/[/url] For some details. It has a reputation for being the most expensive around, and it proved it. The half-hour session was 3000 grondas (£100, or about $160 to) , as I found out, though the dance was shorter (three minutes) and the same price.
Upon entry to the place (with jeering in the background from the Atlas staff opposite. Something returned when someone went the other way) I was amused by the way we were frisked at the door (same 300 grondas entrance fee) , and I made the guy blink when I produced a bunch of keys and a chapstick. I was also fascinated by the way it had an ATM for cash withdrawls straight inside as well. I noticed this when a young lady was standing near it as a chap was taking cash out for a few minutes of pleasure.
We got in and I was very pleased to detect cleaner air. Some sort of extraction fans going full pelt, methinks. We went along and found ourselves next to a bar and sat at a table overlooking the central dance area. The dancer went far more than topless, but wasn't quite up to the standards a busy gynaecologist would regularly observe. Drinks were. Bastard grade expensive, though. Wingman was on diet coke and they came in 200ml size. About 300 grondas, or £10, perhaps $14-15US. No wonder they were willing to drop off a bowl of salted peanuts. You should note that the 'lady drinks' were 900 grondas, or about 50% more than across the road. That's £30 or so, or $45.
Within a half minute of sitting down.
"I need to have sex. Can you help me?" asked a rather attractive young lady.
My wingman, the bastard, pointed at me and said,"His department." I told her we just wanted a few drinks first and that we'd look around later. This was apparently code for,"I'll come around this evening and kill your puppy." She disappeared pretty quickly, only to be replaced by another attractive young lady. Sometimes two came at once offering a lesbian show.
The wingman, in an odd mood, noted that it appeared to be a case of fluid dynamics with women seeing us and moving casually to the stairs to our balcony, whereupon they approached us in some sort of hierarchical pecking order.
Well, this continued for a while until she arrived. Absolute stunner. Sounded like honey bubbling in a pan on the stove. Grondas changed hands and she accepted the lady drink with exquisite grace."I suppose you'll be getting a table dance again?" I asked the wingman.
"So, I dance for you," she said, pointing at wingman,"and then go upstairs with you?" she added, pointing at me.
Before I could get the word,"No!" out, that bastard had grinned and accepted. Took his time as well, and when he got back he was quite happy to make sure I knew he had got there first, and claimed it was quality control.
The charm didn't stop even after we'd got to the room, though I was hustled into buying her a rose for another 200 grondas. (About £7). You know what they say. When a man's hard he's soft, and when he's soft he's hard.
Damned fine experience from there on, but that was it. None of the lingering chats before and after as I was pumped for more drinks. It's possible I spent less due to being in the place less time, since it was arrive and be pounced on with an immediate invite for upstairs. Judging by the wingman's face, he didn't get off so lightly due to the cost of soft drinks. Not the only thing soft about him. Beautiful girls to be sure but not much in the way of GFE which I like.
Night the third. The Lobster Tank.
Our third night was at a place called Sweet Paradise and was in a residential area, somewhat out of the tourist areas. We had to push a button to be let in, and while waiting we realised this Wasn't a particularly pleasant area, actually. However, they let us in and the entrance was only one hundred grondas, a third of the other places. Drinks were approximately priced like the genuine bars around. What it lacked in costs, it lacked in extras, but you knew what it was. Back to a smoky atmosphere, which displeased the wingman, but the title of this section is very relevant.
Whereas any bloke who wasn't overly objectionable was a target in the other clubs, this place had about a dozen women sat talking amongst themselves just inside the door and ignoring us. The woman behind the bar was apparently some sort of madame and made sure we were new to the club. She offered us a parade to make a decision, but we used the tried and tested methods of saying we'd prefer a drink first and decision later.
After a bit, as the madame (ish) came by, and since I can take in an entire situation in a glance and realise what's going on, I asked about the young lady in the black dress. Madame went over and brought the lady in question over. Instant charm ignition. Lady drinks were only 200 grondas. Coke was about 35 grondas, or about £1. 20, perhaps $1. 60USD. A half-hour of fun was about 1500 grondas, and there was no pestering. It was more a place for locals.
The wingman reports that he was able to enjoy his cola in peace, which watching hard core porn on the TVs and reading pamphlets on the table in front of him. Me? I was feeling a bit weary by this point, but I had the requisite shower, did the country and my heritage proud, then had another shower to show how tough I was.
It was a massive change of pace. Once back in the main room, she disappeared back to her colleagues and never looked at us again.
Choose your lobster, cook it, and then never see it again unless you ask for seconds. Bizarre.
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