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[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1252939]Well this is a monumental fuck up on the part if Pascha. One does have to wonder how a business can recover the costs of opening such a club twice in less than 6 months. We will see if they can.AM[/QUOTE]Yep-it also suggests something about the future of the whole (hole) operation, who will work there, etc. Tough to do upmarket stuff when you have a seriously down market brain.

Kimino, as you know, we did try to investigate the premises just after your path-breaking visit but left once the promo poon prices were no longer on, cheap bastards that we are. I guess we will have to keep an eye out for the next promo as they will need a biggie to recover from this epic cockup.

But, wouldn't it be great if they could take over the auto tire shop, 20 m north of Artemis to keep both sharp and let cuntsumers rule. Or offer to build out the mythical VIP wing on the South side of the Arts parking lot. Fat chance.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1252964]But, wouldn't it be great if they could take over the auto tire shop, 20 m north of Artemis to keep both sharp and let cuntsumers rule. Or offer to build out the mythical VIP wing on the South side of the Arts parking lot. Fat chance.[/QUOTE]Maybe they could open up an indoor / outdoor drive in car facility like in (I think) Dusseldorf. It is time someone in Berlin starts to think outside the box, as it were.

There is also this drive-in establishment to emulate.

[url]http://www.geiz-oase.com/[/url]

[url]http://www.tz-online.de/lust-leidenschaft/aktuell/tz-abgefahren-drive-inn-puff-tiefgarage-1279588.html[/url]

Wonder if they have a bike lane?

AM

[QUOTE=Nille Copenhagen;1252953]Money laundry.[/QUOTE]Maybe. But as I understand money laundering you put dirty money in to get clean money (money with a legit business source) out. This place seems to have invested several hundred thousand euros and now has to close and do it again. This is like a money laundry that eats your laundry.

AM

Despite being rather a long time in Berlin there are many bordellos I haven't visited yet and today it was the turn of the Europasalon at Nollendorfplatz.

[url]http://www.europasalon.de/.[/url]

It's on the first floor and the entrance is opposite a Doctor's surgery, so not quite as discreet as I feel comfortable with. A busty blonde opened the door, and ran off the price list etc. In the usual sort of way. I think there were about 4 girls in the parade and I went for the Romanian Maria because she had long black hair, which is a particular fetish of mine. In retrospect I wish I hadn't chosen her at all. I went for the 30 min option for 60 Euros. I wasn't offered a drink and there was no wash basin in the room. I tried to get a conversation going with her but it was difficult. She has a tatoo on her back,"Boss" is one of the words. As she was lying on the bed with her underpants still on I tried to stoke her but she complained all the time about my cold hands. Then I had a go at pussy licking and she made another unhappy face at me. So I asked her what the matter was and suggested we call it a day and I get half my money back. Then her attidude suddenly changed and she smiled and let me eat her out while gently stroking my stiff member. She made pretty authentic sounding moans despite her dislike of me. Then on with the rubber and she sucked me which was rather a pleasant feeling. Then it was time to do what must me done and she offered me to do her from behind. This always worries me because it usually means they don't want to see my ugly face any more. However, I insisted I wanted it in the missionary because I like to hold the girl tight and kiss her neck and ears. It was quite nice and I came quite well but as soon as I was finished she jumped out of bed and left the room without a word. I cleaned up and got dressed. When she came back in I asked her if she was OK and she said she had to wash herself. I asked if I could wash my hands and she just looked at me like I was a piece of shit. Apparently it was not possible for me to wash so I just left, apologizing for the trouble I had made. I certainly won't show up there again, the nearby Liberty being the much better option and actually the extras are cheaper at Liberty!

[QUOTE=Eddy Berlin; 1253676]Despite being rather a long time in Berlin there are many bordellos I haven't visited yet and today it was the turn of the Europasalon at Nollendorfplatz.

[url]http://www.europasalon.de/.[/url]

She just looked at me like I was a piece of shit. Apparently it was not possible for me to wash so I just left, apologizing for the trouble I had made. I certainly won't show up there again, the nearby Liberty being the much better option and actually the extras are cheaper at Liberty![/QUOTE]Ouch. Actually one of Berlin's best auto parts and supplies stores Auto Teile is nearby and you might have had even better luck there.

A cautionary tale that a monger`s sense of doom should both rarely be avoided, and one should even in the middle of things not be shy about cutting losses.
Stories like yours make one want to just get a girl friend, or worse get married, just to be done with such things. But good that you wrote all the gory details up, and took one for the troops. What can you say, but it happens.

Sorry for your loss, as T Soprano would say.
Or as Patrick Henry said, "Give me Liberty or give me death" in a slightly different context.

[QUOTE=Nullnull;1250482]I think the usual deal at Tha Sia is that a HE / HJ is always included with the 60 EUR but then the girls are not naked. Out of the girls you can see on the team pic violet shirt, pink shirt and orange shirt offered FS within first or second visit there (and asked for 50 EUR extra) , blue shirt said straight forward she only gave HJ, the other two I never met there (but heard great things about light blue shirt).[/QUOTE]The one in the light blue shirt looks quite a lot like "Lucy" from Klein und Zierlich, can anyone confirm?

[url]http://www.klein-zierlich.de/escortservice-berlin-lucy.html[/url]

P. S. I'm not an expert with all these codes, what does HE and FS mean? I guess HJ = Hand Job?

i decided i would pay a visit to the north of berlin today, the place of interest being.

[url]http://www.klix37.de/.[/url]

i remember i was last in this neck of the woods in 2005 to visit tiffany, which used to just around the corner from the klixstrasse. i went in and confided in the hausmutti that i was interested in having a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url] from one of the girls. apparently 3 were up for it at the time and they introduced themselves one by one. i can't rememember the name of the first one but she was attractive and older looking than the other 2, the second was lisa, who i thought was damn pretty but didn't give me positive vibes and the third was the tall bulgarian jessica, who was also rather hot looking and smiling pleasantly, so i took her. the price was 50 euro for 30 min + 10 euro extra for the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url]. there was a wash basin in the room but i wasn't offered a drink (maybe because i wanted a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url]). all in all the session was average to disappointing, the service was not as passion filled as what i always hope for but seldom get nowadays. incidently, although she tried hard, the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url] was not deilvered. i thought she would have offered me the 10 euros back but she didn"t. i was going to let her keep it anyway. i will now think hard about my next move. i must admit i've always had more fun with home visits from independent escorts but that costs at least twice as much, so the question for me is, are 2 average short sessions in quick succession better than one good home session?

[quote=eddy berlin;1254719]all in all the session was average to disappointing, the service was not as passion filled as what i always hope for but seldom get nowadays. incidently, although she tried hard, the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url] was not deilvered.[/quote]eddy. far be it from me to claim i understand women. but could it be that your request to be showered on might have killed the idea of romance? i think it may come down to a choice, passion or pissing.

I saw on TV that Berlin has public Saunas, where men amd women are naked together in one room / pool. Is that worth a visit? If only grandmas coming there, that definetelly not LOL.

It depends on your primary reason for going to the sauna. If you like sauna and the chance of seeing some hot naked girl is a just a bonus then it is worth the visit. If you are looking for a free show then probably not. These places, depending upon which one you visit, attract a cross section of the public with hot babes being in the minority.

It is certainly less expensive than Artemis for sauna but the optics are way below the Artemis standard.

AM

[QUOTE=Horny Harry; 1254697]The one in the light blue shirt looks quite a lot like "Lucy" from Klein und Zierlich, can anyone confirm?

[url]http://www.klein-zierlich.de/escortservice-berlin-lucy.html[/url]

P. S. I'm not an expert with all these codes, what does HE and FS mean? I guess HJ = Hand Job?[/QUOTE]She's definitely not. Klein-zierlich is all Romanian, east European. A Thai would never work in this environment. Apart from that light blue shirt is known as a person named Mae. She once was title girl of that Farang mag [url]www.farang.de[/url]

HJ is hand job and FS is full sex.

Oh and I wouldn't recommend public sauna if In search for some eye candy. Public saunas are mostly a thing for 50plus generation. If one of the big gyms (fitness studios) has a sauna chances to spot a few hotties there a higher.

[QUOTE=Hbengkok;1254993]Berlin has public Saunas, where men amd women are naked together in one room / pool. Is that worth a visit? If only grandmas coming there, that definetelly not LOL.[/QUOTE]Well, I know 2 ISGers who go there fairly often, though they are increasingly hard to distinguish from the Oma's. EUR 5, 30 for an hour cannot be beat. The Thermal bath in the Europa Center has a semi outdoor pool that allows you to swim on the roof, a bunch of saunas and hot pools, and high pressure water jets in the main thermal pool that feel purdy good on your back, not so good on your balls, and 5 seconds fired at your cavity would mean you don't need to wipe for a month.

The scene is well, different; a mix of pensioners, young boys and chicken hawks cruising, vaguely Russian mafiosi, Harz IV participants, bio sauna groups, and despite all efforts, the occasional hot babe. Can be a little crowded on Sundays. There are other more upscale places like the Liquidrome which might have a vaguely erotic buzz, supposedly a nice one at the Stadtbad Neukölln, and further out like 30 kms north, a really stunning setting in Neuropin. But for cheap and easy and a real Berlin scene [url]www.thermen-berlin.de[/url] Great for a quick chill out.

Went last fall when I was in Berlin and found that not much was happening. A few old gals giving BJs on the couches but otherwise pretty dead despite maybe 75 people there. Some dancing in the main room but nobody in the back rooms or the hot tub area. Anybody have any experience? Was it just a down night? Will be back in April and considering another visit. Thanks for your advice.

Hello,

Are there saunas close to Kamilla-Dee?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Bobo.fr;1255235]Hello, Are there saunas close to Kamilla-Dee? Thanks[/QUOTE]Salut B. Not really. The pool at Heidelburger Platz might. But the Europa Center not so far away, bus 101 to Ku'dam, change to M29 or others right to Europa Center, or 10-15 min taxi. Much better scene.

Forgot to mention the trippy floating saunas on inflatable barges east of Mitte, on the Spree. Those will be naked, younger, and might be better viewing for you pervs out there.
It is though more of a project reach. Details [url]http://arena-berlin.de/badeschiff_winter_2011-2012.aspx[/url]