New Delhi

Hi Guys,

Well I reached Delhi after a long 14 hr flight. Decided to go club hopping in Gurgaon after reading a lot of FR in the forum. Here is an update on the shitty scene out there.

Club Addiction. In Metropolitan mall. Reached there at 9 PM. The place was totally dead. Ordered JD and was served some cheap type liqour. I saw one cute looking chic who came there around 10 PM but wasnt sure if she was on the menu. After downing two drinks I left the place around 11:30 PM. WIR : Never.

Was getting bored so shifted to Sahara Mall.

Club IPSA, Club prison. Pretty aggresive marketing among clubs to take you in on the top floor of the mall. Paid cover charge of 500 Rs. Lots of gals but all into taking money for feeling them all over inside the club. Got a lot of offers for dance for 500 Rs, feeling all over for yet another Rs 500. A few of them asked if I have a car in the parking lot. I guess to make out in the car but since had taken a cab so refused.

All in all a pathetic experience and a total waste of time. Looking for some MP where extras are available preferably near Dwarka. If anyone could help I would be obliged.

[QUOTE=Horny Landoora; 1283843]As time and again it has been pointed out on the forum these websites are mostly fraud / fake. They want naive people to fall into their trap and coax them to overpay for nothing. There are many instances when guys have been duped and conned even after paying with no service. Also really you want to spend so much moolah on these girls? Cmon think are they worth the 50K for ST?[/quote]It is 50k LT for 2 girls, so 25k LT for 1 girl.

Yes most of these sites are indeed fake.

[QUOTE=Shegoy; 1284084]Hi Guys,

Dear if I am not wrong, clubbing in gurgaon comes to life only after 10pm that to on Friday and Saturday nights.

Any seniors who had visited earlier may please leave their comments. I would like to hook up with a chinky. What will be my chances in a club or I have to look out for an SP.

Club Addiction. In Metropolitan mall. Reached there at 9 PM. The place was totally dead. Ordered JD and was served some cheap type liqour.

Was getting bored so shifted to Sahara Mall.

Club IPSA, Club prison. Pretty aggresive marketing among clubs to take you in ors for dance for 500.

All in all a pathetic experience and a total waste of time.

So I land in Mumbai for a day choc a bloc with meetings and shake hands with fellow stud mongerer Lastbencher.

I get free from Fort and by then Lastbencher has reached VT station. I pick him up from Metro Cinemas. I am surprised to see a hulk of a guy and realize that with his dashing looks, the girls may just offer them free of cost. The experience began thus.

We left my office Innova at Charni road station and some doped out mongerer had reported that CH is three minutes walk from Charni Road station. Not true I guess for we took a cab and it took some ten minutes for him to make us reach our destination. Once we reached Lastbencher got iffy seeing so many pimps all around. I looked at my office attire verus lastBencher who had dressed casually for easy zip down zip up action, and realized that I was indeed at a greater risk to lose my wallet, sunglasses and stuff if some pimp decides to act fresh with us. I wasn't too concerned about lastbencher because a) He was more than 6 feet tall, be) had looks like a well bred stud and see) I was sure he wasn't carrying much cash as his looks will make the girls drip with juices and he may have the best one at the blink of an eyebrow.

We still took the chance and went ahead—asked one pimp where Kumars place was and he said this is the place. Voila! He showed us some stuff but neither lastbencher's pupil stood on the bench and neither my mosquito got up from sleep. (Self deprecating humour, not easily found, is it?)

We exit from that wh*are*house and went to another pimp to whom we put up this question a la Amitji in KBC- ' Kumar ka area kaha hai? ' He replied as if he was playing for one crore and was super confident of winning it all, ' yehi hai'. Once again we were stumped and went inside only to find guys masquerading as girls with B*bs. Not literally, figuratively. I realized I had a negative erection on the inside, and I saw Lastbencher clenching his fists which meant that he was getting angry a la Hulk.

We went to the third area which was supposedly Kumar's place- there we saw a bevy of decent looking girls and LB and I settled for one girl (each, I meant). We asked the guy there-and Ravi- as to where was Kumar and he cross questioned us asking us whether we meant the Kumar who had lot of hair on his EARS! I was stumped and started losing conscious at this weird depiction of this guy called Kumar. Last Bencher took the jibe on his chin and hurled it back to him asking as to how were we supposed to know where all this Kumar guy has hair? The guy went mute later at this emotional melodramatic one liner slap from last Bencher which I admired silently.

Anyhow, We went inside and herein I can only report about my escapades. My girls name was Muskaan, she had good nice natural be*bs and had a decent smile. I asked her point blank whether she ate gutkha and she refused. I still asked her to show her teeth which she did as a dutiful child in class. I wanted to take her snap then which would have served as a good reference of how she looked, showing her teeth and all, but I desisted from this inane act.

All nude, bodies clinging to each other, she offered BBBJ, Mish, D*ggie, C*wG*rl and I lapped it all up. It was good fun, the rack was real and the posterior had just the right amount of flesh to create that splash sound when I was hitting it while in Cowgirl. Good fun. I came in spurts and she said ' hehe leak ho gaya'. My heart skipped a beat thinking that rubber had given away and she was doing hehe and all as she knew that now I am F*cked. Anyhow, I asked her how can it leak so she said that she meant that I had ejaculated. So I laughed on the inside, and lay on her, heaving. She wiped it clean with some brute force and Johnny (Or Jinna as some people like calling it) writhed in pain. I told her that the snake was dead now, why was she being so harsh on it and she said 'hehe' again, to my utter disdain.

Anyhow, I got dressed, went out and waited for studboy last Bencher and suddenly the whole place is shaking as if an earthquake has hit the place and people are running from here to there and I realize that last bencher the Thor of Mumbai has ejaculated. (Sorry, I made that up &61514.

Lastbencher walked in after a while and we were lighter by 1700 bucks each plus 100 bucks tip to the girls.

Rating time:

B**bs: 8/10
Body: 7/10
Smile: 5/10
Cleanliness : 8/10
Damages- 1700+100 tip
WIR: Yup when I head to Mumbai next.


LB courteously dropped me at Charni road Station where my cabbie looked at me and smiled as if he could see through his third eye what all I had done in CH.

That was an end to a wonderful evening and it was such a pleasure to meet LastBencher. Tomorrow, when he will become a famous model, I will proudly tell my friends that I mongered with him. Haha. Quite a thought!

That's all for tonight fellas, keep buzzin' , keep mongering. Say no to masturbation.

Red Mosquito

[QUOTE=Shyams; 1283827) My request to you is don't ask for options on phone about HJ.[/QUOTE]



ShyamS: You seem like a sane guy dispensing sane advise on not to ask on the phone about HJ? Who on earth will do it? Its downrightly crazy. F*ck, I am laughing out loud thinking about the conversation :

Reception: Hullo, xyz Massage Parlour.

Monger: Hello, yaha meri muth mar denge kya? (Will you jack me off here?)

WTF, Crazy Crazy man. . :)

Red Mosquito

The mongering in Gurgaon is reaching an end. Thats what I believe. Because of infamous Sahara mall pubs. (again thats my belief.)

There is new one which has recently opened with. Club Mynt on gurgaon Road. 21 or 22 nd milestone near shiv murthy. I have visitied in their earlier avatar. Not after relaunch. I keep getting SMS from party oranisers since last 15 days. Has anyone tried.

Also. Peppers at chanakya is better than gurgaon on week ends.

Or during late evenings try out GK1 M block.

Late evenings. GK1 N block.

[QUOTE=Shegoy; 1284084]Hi Guys,

Was getting bored so shifted to Sahara Mall.

Club IPSA, Club prison. Pretty aggresive marketing among clubs to take you in on the top floor of the mall. Paid cover charge of 500 Rs. Lots of gals but all into taking money for feeling them all over inside the club. Got a lot of offers for dance for 500 Rs, feeling all over for yet another Rs 500. A few of them asked if I have a car in the parking lot. I guess to make out in the car but since had taken a cab so refused.

All in all a pathetic experience and a total waste of time. Looking for some MP where extras are available preferably near Dwarka. If anyone could help I would be obliged.[/QUOTE]

Its good to see you RM, finally you have taken some pains and to explore and to contribute to the forum other than simply browsing through all the FRs and passing comments on others.

Good work done keep it up.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1284245]So I land in Mumbai for a day choc a bloc with meetings and shake hands with fellow stud mongerer Lastbencher.

I get free from Fort and by then Lastbencher has reached VT station. I pick him up from Metro Cinemas. I am surprised to see a hulk of a guy and realize that with his dashing looks, the girls may just offer them free of cost. The experience began thus.

We left my office Innova at Charni road station and some doped out mongerer had reported that CH is three minutes walk from Charni Road station. Not true I guess for we took a cab and it took some ten minutes for him to make us reach our destination. Once we reached Lastbencher got iffy seeing so many pimps all around. I looked at my office attire verus lastBencher who had dressed casually for easy zip down zip up action, and realized that I was indeed at a greater risk to lose my wallet, sunglasses and stuff if some pimp decides to act fresh with us. I wasn't too concerned about lastbencher because a) He was more than 6 feet tall, be) had looks like a well bred stud and see) I was sure he wasn't carrying much cash as his looks will make the girls drip with juices and he may have the best one at the blink of an eyebrow.

We still took the chance and went ahead¡ªasked one pimp where Kumars place was and he said this is the place. Voila! He showed us some stuff but neither lastbencher's pupil stood on the bench and neither my mosquito got up from sleep. (Self deprecating humour, not easily found, is it?)

We exit from that wh*are*house and went to another pimp to whom we put up this question a la Amitji in KBC- ' Kumar ka area kaha hai? ' He replied as if he was playing for one crore and was super confident of winning it all, ' yehi hai'. Once again we were stumped and went inside only to find guys masquerading as girls with B*bs. Not literally, figuratively. I realized I had a negative erection on the inside, and I saw Lastbencher clenching his fists which meant that he was getting angry a la Hulk.

We went to the third area which was supposedly Kumar's place- there we saw a bevy of decent looking girls and LB and I settled for one girl (each, I meant). We asked the guy there-and Ravi- as to where was Kumar and he cross questioned us asking us whether we meant the Kumar who had lot of hair on his EARS! I was stumped and started losing conscious at this weird depiction of this guy called Kumar. Last Bencher took the jibe on his chin and hurled it back to him asking as to how were we supposed to know where all this Kumar guy has hair? The guy went mute later at this emotional melodramatic one liner slap from last Bencher which I admired silently.

Anyhow, We went inside and herein I can only report about my escapades. My girls name was Muskaan, she had good nice natural be*bs and had a decent smile. I asked her point blank whether she ate gutkha and she refused. I still asked her to show her teeth which she did as a dutiful child in class. I wanted to take her snap then which would have served as a good reference of how she looked, showing her teeth and all, but I desisted from this inane act.

All nude, bodies clinging to each other, she offered BBBJ, Mish, D*ggie, C*wG*rl and I lapped it all up. It was good fun, the rack was real and the posterior had just the right amount of flesh to create that splash sound when I was hitting it while in Cowgirl. Good fun. I came in spurts and she said ' hehe leak ho gaya'. My heart skipped a beat thinking that rubber had given away and she was doing hehe and all as she knew that now I am F*cked. Anyhow, I asked her how can it leak so she said that she meant that I had ejaculated. So I laughed on the inside, and lay on her, heaving. She wiped it clean with some brute force and Johnny (Or Jinna as some people like calling it) writhed in pain. I told her that the snake was dead now, why was she being so harsh on it and she said 'hehe' again, to my utter disdain.

Anyhow, I got dressed, went out and waited for studboy last Bencher and suddenly the whole place is shaking as if an earthquake has hit the place and people are running from here to there and I realize that last bencher the Thor of Mumbai has ejaculated. (Sorry, I made that up &61514.

Lastbencher walked in after a while and we were lighter by 1700 bucks each plus 100 bucks tip to the girls.

Rating time:

B*bs: 8/10.

Body: 7/10.

Smile: 5/10.

Cleanliness : 8/10.

Damages- 1700 100 tip.

WIR: Yup when I head to Mumbai next.

LB courteously dropped me at Charni road Station where my cabbie looked at me and smiled as if he could see through his third eye what all I had done in CH.

That was an end to a wonderful evening and it was such a pleasure to meet LastBencher. Tomorrow, when he will become a famous model, I will proudly tell my friends that I mongered with him. Haha. Quite a thought!

That's all for tonight fellas, keep buzzin', keep mongering. Say no to masturbation.

Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shyams; 1284279]Its good to see you RM, finally you have taken some pains and to explore and to contribute to the forum other than simply browsing through all the FRs and passing comments on others.

Good work done keep it up.[/QUOTE]Haha, Thanks a lot Shyamji, I wish I could say the same about you though!



Red Mosquito

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1284245]So I land in Mumbai for a day choc a bloc with meetings and shake hands with fellow stud mongerer Lastbencher.

Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]Hi RM. Wow I just love reading your FR, so very well written mate. Just love it everytime. After retirement, you can definitely give a thought to writing a book buddy. Hehe. Anyways happy mongering buddy, and keep postin mate.

Cheers, sid.

Nce one.

A pic wud hav been even better.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1284245]So I land in Mumbai for a day choc a bloc with meetings and shake hands with fellow stud mongerer Lastbencher.

Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1284250]ShyamS: You seem like a sane guy dispensing sane advise on not to ask on the phone about HJ? Who on earth will do it? Its downrightly crazy. F*ck, I am laughing out loud thinking about the conversation :

Reception: Hullo, xyz Massage Parlour.

Monger: Hello, yaha meri muth mar denge kya? (Will you jack me off here?)

WTF, Crazy Crazy man. .

Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]Haha you re funny.

Or.

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[QUOTE=Available Delhi; 1284253]The mongering in Gurgaon is reaching an end. Thats what I believe. Because of infamous Sahara mall pubs. (again thats my belief.)

There is new one which has recently opened with. Club Mynt on gurgaon Road. 21 or 22 nd milestone near shiv murthy. I have visitied in their earlier avatar. Not after relaunch. I keep getting SMS from party oranisers since last 15 days. Has anyone tried.

Also. Peppers at chanakya is better than gurgaon on week ends.

Or during late evenings try out GK1 M block.

Late evenings. GK1 N block.[/QUOTE]Hye buddy, can you give some pointers on how to pick up girls from these places in gurgaon? What do they cost? Have never tried this before.

[QUOTE=Coolest One; 1283647]I guess nobody has any details on her. I'll proceed.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Hi Guys,

After much waiting for a response, I decided to pay her a visit. She asked my come at Malviya N*gar Metro Station, Came there, waited for 10-15 mins and in a car a girl showed up. She was nothing like the girl in pic, (she was the same girl but looked much worse in person. It was a big disappointment and I said to her that I didn't wanted to use her service, gave her 500 and let her go.

But my jonny was insisting on having something so I called up my old SP Om, he quickly guided me to his adda (last time also I had visited there in Khirki Ex*ension). There were three girls to choose from, I chose a NE girl, with slim figure but slightly big boobs. Most importantly she was the one which had a smile on her face, rest had fake smiles. Anyway, went inside and talked a bit, then she started undressing herself. And then me. Then started some kissing, but no DFK, but she compensated that with the BJ of a lifetime. It was amazing guys, If not on 7th heaven I was on atleast 6. 9th heaven. It went on for like 20-25 mins, no hurry from her and I exploded. She took it all inside her mouth, sucked it dry for 2 mins. My first CIM, OMG.

I was totally relaxed and then she lied next to me, hugged me. My jonny was starting to rise again but it also started to pain with all the hard sucking and teeth action she used. Anyways. I tried taking her number, she said. She is new and doesn't have a delhi number, but next time when I come she would have it.

Damages: 500+ 2k + 500 (tip) =3000.

Body: 8/10.

Boobs: 8/10.

Attitude: 11/10.

BJ: 15/10.

WIR: Yes, Yes, Yes

[QUOTE=New Dilli Driver;1283698]Anyone tried these escorts? They have websites, and the last digits of the numbers are 1252 for Isha (posting looks like an SP advert) , and Khushi is through email.[/QUOTE]Hi I have Khushi's number. She is not a value for money. U can easily get someone like her in 3- 5k. Also, she doesn't looks like her website pics. Stay away.

Great report dude! Couldn't join you guys this time. Hope to catch up next time.

Rgds / bv.

[QUOTE=Red Mosquito; 1284245]So I land in Mumbai for a day choc a bloc with meetings and shake hands with fellow stud mongerer Lastbencher.

I get free from Fort and by then Lastbencher has reached VT station. I pick him up from Metro Cinemas. I am surprised to see a hulk of a guy and realize that with his dashing looks, the girls may just offer them free of cost. The experience began thus.

Red Mosquito[/QUOTE]