Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2466880]I had some similar thoughts, too perfect, with no imperfections, and just imagine all the rules!

However, and I say however, if she had no rules, was a total Nympho, wet and silky, totally into it, tight as a drum, and you could bare-back her along with blowing a load in her, would you re-consider?[/QUOTE]Mummmm very interesting question, if the price was reasonable and if you caught me in the mood yes could be just to pump and dump and be on my way. Yes I have done this before in past years at places like Fase Dos, not often, I could probably count on one hand how many and yet never repeated with any of them.

The Tall Man.

I've said this before. I can work around a good job but I prefer natural. I think everyone prefers natural. When it comes to any kind of ass augmentation I am out with a capital O. It's instant boner killer.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2467106]I have seen a few boob jobs that turned out incredible. I've seen several that turned out pretty good. Unfortunately, there are plenty that didn't turn out so well.

I prefer natural and firm, although a bit of sag is understandable for the larger ones. If the nipples are staring at the floor, count me out. Mostly, I'll stick with medium to small breasts, although a firm tetona is a nice change of pace.

What I don't like are the ones with fucked up nipples, obvious scars or that look as if they're about to explode. I remember way back, a dancer at Pacers in San Diego. Gorgeous face. Started out as a Be cup. Her third implants took her to DD and she wanted to go bigger. Looked like someone crossed Jessica Rabbit with the bride of Frankenstein.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SJobs;2466920]Thanks for looking this up and supporting my endeavor. Is Eduardo open for flights from the US? I have been googling the path from Quito to the Colombian border, trying plan out a scenic route. It's easier to sneak across by land. I will bring two passports, one purchased authentic Colombian passport with a photo that look like me, and my US passport, just in case my existence become questionable. I will put 500 dollars in each of them for the border officer to find, I will observe their reaction when they discover the money and adopt to the situation.[/QUOTE]From google search, Ecuador is open but you need to take a test and quarantine. It is not clear if there are any other conditions. You need to double check.

I am rooting for you but this latest passport idea is reckless.

[QUOTE=Villainy;2467125]OK you aren't looking for any advice unless it confirms what you want to do. I get it. Let me just ask you a few questions. Let's say you were successful (I rate the chances as very close to -0-) and you try to use the Colombian passport. When they scan the passport they will immediately see that it was used to enter the United States BUT there is no entry for exiting the US. What? They will immediately realize something is effed up and will call you in to discuss it. How is your Spanish? Are you super fluent and if so is it with a Colombian accent? They are going to make you as an imposter within 30 seconds.

OK let's say somehow unlikely though it may be, that your bribe works (I doubt it will) and they let you in. What next? You mail the passport back to the owner right? But that passport will have an entry into Colombia but no entry into the US. When your "friend" tries to use his passport in the future it will set off warning bells at the immigration desk when he tries to enter Colombia and the stamp shows he already entered but never left. Likewise my friend, if you ever try to use your US passport to go back home after you have had your fill of tail and you don't get caught in Colombia, when you enter the US your passport will show that you left the US but never had an entry stamp anywhere (you used the Colombian passport to get in) and now you are trying to reenter after having gone nowhere for some huge amount of time..[/QUOTE]I am not encouraging breaking the law etc. This is purely a thought exercise.

As far as I know, US only does entry stamps and not exit stamps, for non US passport holders. Not sure if they do entry stamps for US passport holders. With global entry they don't stamp anything while entering the country for US passports.

Many countries including Colombia do entry and exit stamps for foreigners. Not sure how closely they match them up, but they are usually stamped close by.

Also, there is the situation with dual citizenship / passport holders. Say US and Colombian passports. Usually, the standard operating procedure for this scenario is to enter and exit each country with its own passport. So the stamps don't match up, unless both the passports are examined together.

As far as I know, US will admit it's citizens, as long as they prove citizenship. I don't think they really care how you left the country. Not sure what Colombian policy is on admitting it's citizens.

So there may be enough loopholes to pull it off, but getting caught could cause serious trouble.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2466920]Thanks for looking this up and supporting my endeavor. Is Eduardo open for flights from the US? I have been googling the path from Quito to the Colombian border, trying plan out a scenic route. It's easier to sneak across by land. I will bring two passports, one purchased authentic Colombian passport with a photo that look like me, and my US passport, just in case my existence become questionable. I will put 500 dollars in each of them for the border officer to find, I will observe their reaction when they discover the money and adopt to the situation.[/QUOTE]Do most people with Colombian passports speak Spanish? Lol.

I feel your angst and desire to get to Colombia brotha Jobs, but tranquilzate man hehe.

I wish you luck if you really decide to act on these schemes, however foolish they may seem.

[QUOTE=SpiderRider;2466910]Please get a grip on reality. Maybe you're just playing out made-for -TV movie script in your head. But if it's that crucial to your existence in the short term, you can find 18 year olds in Mexico. And I suppose, college freshman types on seeking arrangements, ashley madison, or even tinder.[/QUOTE]Seriously. Spending $5 k on a passport and risking jail time for pp. Could easily get latinas in Mexico or Costa Rica (both open to intl flights) if money isn't a problem.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2467128]Much love and respect to all as we all have a different taste for what floats our boat, mine is the all natural with no plastic nor other surgery's, none to just a few tasteful tattoos, no smoking, great youthful smile with a zeal for life.

Such is the case as my girl from bello shown here. This is what I see when we wake up in the morning. Met her through a friend 3 plus years ago when she was not quite 18 so yes did wait but wow what a birthday celebration it was.

I am still in contact with her to this day and see her much less than before for no other reason is that she is the type of girl you can get feelings for.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]That booty is below avg for a Colombian right? If you like spinners, tons in SE asia.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2467132]I've said this before. I can work around a good job but I prefer natural. I think everyone prefers natural. When it comes to any kind of ass augmentation I am out with a capital O. It's instant boner killer.[/QUOTE]The fake ass looks great in photos, but way too big for my liking when smashing. Some of them overdo it with the breast and ass implants that it looks ridiculous.

[QUOTE=MMHikeus;2466838]LOL, the way you put it. I agreed with you, but want to add that, some of the inexperienced chicas, based on tutoring from their experienced sisters or just thinking it is cool may negotiate in USD. I think due to the smaller numerical value of USD, they may quote higher. Also, they probably won't get the exchange rate we get.

Being lazy and trying to avoid a discussion on the arbitrage of currencies (I am kidding), I just tell them, I don't have dollars, only pesos. That takes care of it. Also, these chicas are not very organized. I doubt they remember what they quoted. I had one chica who quoted 200 cop in messages. After arriving and being fed, and drinking and partying, when she was getting ready to leave, I asked her, how much I owed her, and she said 150 cop. So was thinking WTF. I gave her 200 cop and told her, the rest was for taxis and tip. She was very happy.
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I had a couple girls in Gusto's, just prior to quarantine, quote me in USD. At the time, the value was sky-rocketing, and their quotes were not in-line with what they thought. For instance, a quote of $200 USD was around 650-700k, in her mind, but in reality, was about 800k. So, if a girl is targeting Gringos at $200, she is likely not adjusting her price, accordingly. I always ask the Dollar-Quoters how much in pesos, just to see how their conversion rate is compared to reality.

For all those interested in the SJobs Mission Impossible remake. I would imagine that if you're bribing immigration officials to enter the country, that NOT STAMPING THE PASSPORT, might also be an option.

Why have we not considered sky jumping out of an agriculture / cargo plane, and then just sneaking back into Peru whenever (if ever) you want to leave Colombia? What kind of suitcase do you use? You could carry a pre-translated / printed letter, explaining you want to get to Medellin for $500 USD. I'd like to see some one poke holes in this idea!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2467185]

For all those interested in the SJobs Mission Impossible remake. I would imagine that if you're bribing immigration officials to enter the country, that NOT STAMPING THE PASSPORT, might also be an option.

Why have we not considered sky jumping out of an agriculture / cargo plane, and then just sneaking back into Peru whenever (if ever) you want to leave Colombia? What kind of suitcase do you use? You could carry a pre-translated / printed letter, explaining you want to get to Medellin for $500 USD. I'd like to see some one poke holes in this idea![/QUOTE]Not stamping the Passport doesn't matter as upon entry the arrival date is recorded in their system so whether their is a stamp or not, it will be in their system. So if the Passport is not stamped and the immigration officer doesn't swipe and log the arrival in the system, exiting the Country will be a problem. It should be noted that Colombia does have an automated entry system into the Country similar to Global Entry in the USA that if your signed up for it you don't even see an immigration officer upon entry, you just go to a kiosk and I think they have a bio-metric scanning system.

Getting back on topic, as far as the next Mission Impossible movie or Amazing Race show, another member commented to me that he thinks that these posts about returning to Colombia, like I do, are total fiction.

Several months back we had a similar poster who was a very creative writer with plausible stories, yet in the end everyone got fed up with the posts and that poster departed. The posts were entertaining at the beginning and somewhat believable, yet as they went on, they become more and more ludicrous, and started to piss every one off.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2467106]What I don't like are the ones with fucked up nipples, obvious scars or that look as if they're about to explode. I remember way back, a dancer at Pacers in San Diego. Gorgeous face. Started out as a Be cup. Her third implants took her to DD and she wanted to go bigger. Looked like someone crossed Jessica Rabbit with the bride of Frankenstein.[/QUOTE]I'm not a boob reconstruction expert yet since you know more than I in this department, are nipples also reconstructed as well? And if so what do they do to them.

The reason I ask is because I love tootsie roll nipples on women, yet very few have them. The biggest I ever encountered were on a woman in Cambodia, and they were great to suck on!

[QUOTE=BlackThought;2467160]Seriously. Spending $5 k on a passport and risking jail time for pp. Could easily get latinas in Mexico or Costa Rica (both open to intl flights) if money isn't a problem.[/QUOTE]Costa Rica will open in August. I thought about going there. I know Costa Rica well, I can't find comparable experience in Costa Rica compare to Medellin. 5 k for a passport is not an issue, jail time bothers me a bit, but life is all taking risk.

[QUOTE=MMHikeus;2467156]I am not encouraging breaking the law etc. This is purely a thought exercise.

As far as I know, US only does entry stamps and not exit stamps, for non US passport holders. Not sure if they do entry stamps for US passport holders. With global entry they don't stamp anything while entering the country for US passports.

Many countries including Colombia do entry and exit stamps for foreigners. Not sure how closely they match them up, but they are usually stamped close by.

Also, there is the situation with dual citizenship / passport holders. Say US and Colombian passports. Usually, the standard operating procedure for this scenario is to enter and exit each country with its own passport. So the stamps don't match up, unless both the passports are examined together.

As far as I know, US will admit it's citizens, as long as they prove citizenship. I don't think they really care how you left the country. Not sure what Colombian policy is on admitting it's citizens.

So there may be enough loopholes to pull it off, but getting caught could cause serious trouble.[/QUOTE]All the entries are scanned in. The system will immediately light up that entries and exits aren't in agreement and that is where the problems start.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2467185]For all those interested in the SJobs Mission Impossible remake. I would imagine that if you're bribing immigration officials to enter the country, that NOT STAMPING THE PASSPORT, might also be an option.[/QUOTE]I'm enjoying the discussion about illicit entry into Colombia. If we entertain the never-corroborated stories about a single shot-caller at Botero, then this scenario is also possible.

I wanted to add that I've crossed by foot from El Paso into Mexico, two times with the entry station closed and not getting stamped. I did have to obtain the stamp at CDMX airport both times. So land entry into counties without a stamp is possible. And I'd imagine it's definitely possible at the Venezuela / Colombia border.

I travel on two passports. I always leave the states on my USA passport and travel on my other passport. Thus, when I return to the states and present my USA passport that does not have any stamps in it, I've never been so much as questioned about it.

I'm rooting for you, SJobs.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2467055]I am hoping for the bordes reopening just so the level of thirst gets back to a realistic zone. It is starting to spiral I to some troubling places. Guys need to be careful about doing anything reckless in theor home countries that can get you a criminal record.[/QUOTE]And be careful about doing anything in Colombia which will get you forever removed from Colombia as well.