Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=MMHikeus;2466930]I have only met with FB chicas who have accepted my friend requests. I know we can message them without being friended. Does that work to setup a cita with them? What is the response rate like?

Also, I want to meet some semi pros or non pros, like students, workers etc. What are good places to meet them, either in person or online.

Anyone, had success with airline or airport employees? I generally see some fine ones there but usually in a hurry to strike a conversation.[/QUOTE]If they've added you on Facebook, chances are they are open to setup a cita. After a few exchanges I'll just say "Quiero verte. " That's usually all it takes.

I don't know if there is a bad place to find semi pros. Anywhere you see one you're interested in, give her a smile and start talking. Can't guarantee success, but if you keep it classy she'll at least listen to you.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2466915]I'm too sober nowadays for philosophical arguments. Your definition of existence seems a bit superficial. I don't know where you found the confidence to conclude that my endeavor will end in a certain failure, but do us a favor, use that same oracle to tell us when will the border open or what's tomorrow's lottery number.[/QUOTE]Nothing is certain. But some things are high probability, with bad consequences, and some things are low probability with good consequences. I think your schemes are at best wishful thinking. The countries you are referring to have a history of all kinds of criminal travel and substance transport for years. And they are well equipped to spot things, and deal with things. And the gifts you refer to in another post lack a couple of zeros, at least, to be in the league they are used to dealing in.

Fine to have a fantasy, but leave it at that. Or go ahead and do it and post how well it worked. It will be great reading. Although my guess is that we will never see the last chapter. But, whatever floats your boat man.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2466902]he's going to need an umbrella so that when the ants take a piss he won't get wet.[/QUOTE]I don't know what this means but the image it presents is quite funny. How did you come up with this?

[QUOTE=SJobs;2467193]Costa Rica will open in August. I thought about going there. I know Costa Rica well, I can't find comparable experience in Costa Rica compare to Medellin. 5 k for a passport is not an issue, jail time bothers me a bit, but life is all taking risk.[/QUOTE]The 5 K for the passport could be used to spend on the pussy in Costa Rica. That would cover a lot of the price difference. Not been to Costa Rica in a few years, but I am sure, with shut down etc, the Chicas there are ready to lower the rates. Even Costa Rica has gringo pricing, but I am sure the supply and demand will lower it. Plus there were a tonne of Colombian and Nicaraguan working girls in Costa Rica. Some times we have to make do, LOL.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2467185]I had a couple girls in Gusto's, just prior to quarantine, quote me in USD. At the time, the value was sky-rocketing, and their quotes were not in-line with what they thought. For instance, a quote of $200 USD was around 650-700k, in her mind, but in reality, was about 800k. So, if a girl is targeting Gringos at $200, she is likely not adjusting her price, accordingly. I always ask the Dollar-Quoters how much in pesos, just to see how their conversion rate is compared to reality.

For all those interested in the SJobs Mission Impossible remake. I would imagine that if you're bribing immigration officials to enter the country, that NOT STAMPING THE PASSPORT, might also be an option.

Why have we not considered sky jumping out of an agriculture / cargo plane, and then just sneaking back into Peru whenever (if ever) you want to leave Colombia? What kind of suitcase do you use? You could carry a pre-translated / printed letter, explaining you want to get to Medellin for $500 USD. I'd like to see some one poke holes in this idea![/QUOTE]Jumping from planes may not be feasible, unless they had previous paratrooper training, but I think the easiest way to get into Colombia might be on a cargo ship. There is no ban on shipping into and out of the country. Bribe a ship captain to be a crew member of the ship. Once you get to Colombia, fake some illness to get off the ship and into a hospital. "Recover" from your illness for however long it takes you. Once you are done, leave normally if international travel is opened, or get on a humanitarian flight.

No need for fake passport, bribing immigration officials etc. All you need to manage are the ship captain and a Colombian doctor. You can say you had extreme food poisoning and you need to rest and recuperate for a few days. You will get all your proper entry and exit stamps etc. Everything is perfectly legal. There is no diagnostic test for food poisoning, so no evidence once you recover. No need to cross shady territory with unsavory characters.

[QUOTE=BlackThought;2467160]Seriously. Spending $5 k on a passport and risking jail time for pp. Could easily get latinas in Mexico or Costa Rica (both open to intl flights) if money isn't a problem.[/QUOTE]Actually Costa Rica is not open. And probably won't be open to US tourists after Aug 1, the next potential opening date.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2467190]I'm not a boob reconstruction expert yet since you know more than I in this department, are nipples also reconstructed as well? And if so what do they do to them.

The reason I ask is because I love tootsie roll nipples on women, yet very few have them. The biggest I ever encountered were on a woman in Cambodia, and they were great to suck on![/QUOTE]There's nothing they can do with nipples that I know of. I don't know about today, but with breast cancer, if the nipple must be removed they give an option of tattooing nipples during the reconstruction.

I've most often found the nipples you seek on Asian women.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2467193]Costa Rica will open in August. I thought about going there. I know Costa Rica well, I can't find comparable experience in Costa Rica compare to Medellin. 5 k for a passport is not an issue, jail time bothers me a bit, but life is all taking risk.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking you don't understand the Colombian Justice system.

In Colombia they don't arrest you, set bail and let you out until the trial. They arrest you and send you to jail. Shortly thereafter they send you to prison to wait until they have finished building their case against you. There is no time limit. From what I've heard, 1 to 2 years is expected. If they decide you aren't worth prosecuting, they'll check with the prison to find out if you're still alive. If you are, you'll be taken to the airport and sent out with a do not return notice. If they decide to prosecute you, they'll go through the motions, convict you and decide how much longer you get to stay in the prison. When you're released, to the airport, get out, don't come back.

Before you take the risk, head down to Tijuana. Do something to get arrested. It used to be pretty easy. Just get drunk and look for a police officer. Spend a few days in the Tijuana jail before asking if you can pay a fine and go home. At least then you'll have a tiny glimmer of an idea about spending a few years in a Colombian prison.

[QUOTE=JustIncognito;2467121]Why would it make a difference if you are friends with them? They want your money. That's all. Just message them and they will message you back. After a couple of messages switch to whatsapp or not--but there is ZERO need to be friends wit them. I don't know why people 'friend' these girls when everything can be handled via private messages and all of their pictures are usually public anyway.[/QUOTE]Why does it make a difference?

First the practical aspect. It's 9:30 am. I just popped open Messenger and saw that I've got 29 chica friends who are currently active on Facebook. That means I've got 29 options who will probably respond to a message right now. This is quite useful when your 11 pm chica cancels or turns out to not be up to your standards. At any time, day or night, if I'm looking, I don't need to send 30 messages and hope one answers. I can send 5 and know at least 3 will answer.

It's also useful for finding new options. Chica posts a picture and some other chica comments, check her out. Friends with a prepago. Has photos like a prepago. Might be a prepago.

Then there are the chica groups. Add the right 3 or 4 girls, have a cita with a couple of them, and the next day you've got 10 more wanting to talk to you about a cita.

It's also useful if you're looking for certain things. Want a girl who will bring you weed or tussi? You'll quickly figure out which ones have what you want. Want to know which one doesn't have the tacky tattoos? Or which one doesn't have kids? It will all scroll past every day. You'll learn which one is always whining and which one is always smiling.

For aesthetic purposes, you'll also see several dozen nice photos and videos every day, ranging from photos with mama to nearly full nude (Colombia Facebook censors aren't very strict). Which gives you a chance to spot the fake boobs and fake asses.

On the fake ass subject, I'm 100% on that Knowledge. Fake asses make me wilt like 10 day old lettuce.

[QUOTE=Lugnut;2467199]I'm enjoying the discussion about illicit entry into Colombia. If we entertain the never-corroborated stories about a single shot-caller at Botero, then this scenario is also possible.
[/QUOTE]Anytime you have any doubts about any of my post, we can always sit down as men and confirm and call up any of the girls who you have doubts about. I can not corroborate that you walked into and out of Mexico, but I won't throw shade and critique your post. Are you afraid that I might be able to prove everything that I have posted. You want to corroborate my stories, we have to meet like men and go out and test your theory, then again, these computer geniuses want to be heard and not seen. Good day Lugnut, know, anytime you'd like to meet in Medellin, just PM an address or a location and I will show up without delay. Pollo Negro is out!

[QUOTE=MMHikeus;2467236]Jumping from planes may not be feasible[/QUOTE]Let me respectfully disagree on this. I have seen it done by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando without even crumpling his jacket.
I think he too was supposed to enter some country in Latin America without regular passport.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2467187]Not stamping the Passport doesn't matter as upon entry the arrival date is recorded in their system so whether their is a stamp or not, it will be in their system. So if the Passport is not stamped and the immigration officer doesn't swipe and log the arrival in the system, exiting the Country will be a problem. It should be noted that Colombia does have an automated entry system into the Country similar to Global Entry in the USA that if your signed up for it you don't even see an immigration officer upon entry, you just go to a kiosk and I think they have a bio-metric scanning system.

Getting back on topic, as far as the next Mission Impossible movie or Amazing Race show, another member commented to me that he thinks that these posts about returning to Colombia, like I do, are total fiction.

Several months back we had a similar poster who was a very creative writer with plausible stories, yet in the end everyone got fed up with the posts and that poster departed. The posts were entertaining at the beginning and somewhat believable, yet as they went on, they become more and more ludicrous, and started to piss every one off.[/QUOTE]My point was not having the entry processed, whatsoever. If an officer is willing to be bribed for entry, why not for untraceable entry?

[QUOTE=MMHikeus;2467236]Jumping from planes may not be feasible, unless they had previous paratrooper training, but I think the easiest way to get into Colombia might be on a cargo ship. There is no ban on shipping into and out of the country. Bribe a ship captain to be a crew member of the ship. Once you get to Colombia, fake some illness to get off the ship and into a hospital. "Recover" from your illness for however long it takes you. Once you are done, leave normally if international travel is opened, or get on a humanitarian flight.

No need for fake passport, bribing immigration officials etc. All you need to manage are the ship captain and a Colombian doctor. You can say you had extreme food poisoning and you need to rest and recuperate for a few days. You will get all your proper entry and exit stamps etc. Everything is perfectly legal. There is no diagnostic test for food poisoning, so no evidence once you recover. No need to cross shady territory with unsavory characters.[/QUOTE]This is everything. Aside from forgetting the part where the script is written, this is what 2020 needs. More MMHikeus!

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2467437]My point was not having the entry processed, whatsoever. If an officer is willing to be bribed for entry, why not for untraceable entry?[/QUOTE]And once you get stopped by immigration while out in the city (as I have reported on happening to me before), and they want to see the stamp in your passport, then what?

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[QUOTE=JjBee62;2467297]I'm thinking you don't understand the Colombian Justice system.

In Colombia they don't arrest you, set bail and let you out until the trial. They arrest you and send you to jail. Shortly thereafter they send you to prison to wait until they have finished building their case against you. There is no time limit. From what I've heard, 1 to 2 years is expected. If they decide you aren't worth prosecuting, they'll check with the prison to find out if you're still alive. If you are, you'll be taken to the airport and sent out with a do not return notice. If they decide to prosecute you, they'll go through the motions, convict you and decide how much longer you get to stay in the prison. When you're released, to the airport, get out, don't come back.

Before you take the risk, head down to Tijuana. Do something to get arrested. It used to be pretty easy. Just get drunk and look for a police officer. Spend a few days in the Tijuana jail before asking if you can pay a fine and go home. At least then you'll have a tiny glimmer of an idea about spending a few years in a Colombian prison.[/QUOTE]The fellow should read your post and then get his silly notions out of his head. We all in sex prison are hurting but I for one will not kid myself with pipe dreams. It will open up when the powers to be say so. If I want to speculate I will go to the casino or the horse track. I will not waste my time trying to figure when those in power will allow me to get my dick wet.