FKK Artemis - Berlin

I just came back from my first visit few weeks ago and probably last visit to Artemis even though I'm a frequent FKK monger. I seem to read so much good stuff about Artemis, so I paid a visit on Saturday there while visiting Berlin the first time. I must say that there were quite few eye candies there, but that's where the praise ends. I have to say Artemis really sucks. None of the hot candies, especially the German ones, allowed DFK. Sure, there were few who didn't mind DFK, but they're usually the ones from Romania or Hungary or Moldova and are usually not the attractive ones. So, why bother. Most of the hot chics are sharks.

I approached a long hair tall German blond named, coincidentally, Candy who has a nice playboy figure with natural big tits. She refused to go to the room by herself. She only wanted to go if her friend can come along to have a three somes. She doesn't allow DFK. Then, I talked to another shoulder length German blond named Nataly (or something) who is from Hamburg. Even though she is not exactly my type because of her silicon tits, I decided to chat with her to see how she's like. She's very articulate and polite and college educated. As I found out in our conversation, she doesn't offer kissing and only does CBJ. Huh, CBJ in a FKK club? Are you kidding me? I moved on to the next blond. She is a tall thin blond local girl from Berlin. She said that DFK is for boyfriend only. Obviously, I didn't go with any of them. I ended up going to the room with a Hungary chic who didn't mind DFK, but she was not exactly my type in terms of look and body. To me, Artemis is just a Berlin version of Palace where the girls get used to rip off tourists and provide minimum service. If you're interest in natural blond and expect passionate DFK, Artemis probably is not the place for you. I'll just stick with those clubs in NWR and Frankfurt. I'm done with Artemis.

[QUOTE=SinglePro; 1299539]I just came back from my first visit few weeks ago and probably last visit to Artemis even though I'm a frequent FKK monger. I seem to read so much good stuff about Artemis, so I paid a visit on Saturday there while visiting Berlin the first time. I must say that there were quite few eye candies there, but that's where the praise ends. I have to say Artemis really sucks. None of the hot candies, especially the German ones, allowed DFK. Sure, there were few who didn't mind DFK, but they're usually the ones from Romania or Hungary or Moldova and are usually not the attractive ones. So, why bother. Most of the hot chics are sharks.

I'll just stick with those clubs in NWR and Frankfurt. I'm done with Artemis.[/QUOTE]SP-as a frequent FKKer, you have to know it's a little more complicated than what you described. There is chemistry at work and it could be that just those who were in your sights, as incredible as it may seem, did not feel the attraction towards you. You cannot just assume (especially with classy girls) that just because you are willing to pay the princely sum of 60 Eur, you will receive 30 min of GFE bliss. Buying the "experience" is not like going to a dept store, selecting an item, and that`s that. It could also have been that some of the better choices were not there that Sat. And / or that you simply chose poorly. There are certainly a number of German and Polish blonds there who in my experience more than deliver the goods. Who can say; too many variables in a fluid situation. I can't compare this to NRW except that I have been underwhelmed by GT, and have always had a great time at the Palace. So, to each his own. While I too think Arts has gone a bit downhill and think the private bordells have a lot to offer, I think your blanket indictment of Artemis is a bit harsh.

[QUOTE=SinglePro;1299539]I have to say Artemis really sucks. I'm done with Artemis.[/QUOTE]It's over! :(

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[QUOTE=SinglePro; 1299539]Most of the hot chics are sharks.

To me, Artemis is just a Berlin version of Palace where the girls get used to rip off tourists and provide minimum service. If you're interest in natural blond and expect passionate DFK, Artemis probably is not the place for you. I'll just stick with those clubs in NWR and Frankfurt. I'm done with Artemis.[/QUOTE]I agree, Artemis can be a letdown if it comes to German girls and GFE. But this is true for almost all the clubs, even at Oase (Marie) and World (Jeanette) you find girls who will not DFK or LFK you. But. There's also a lot of good service providers. Read the local German boards.

HB

I spent the past Saturday evening prowling the halls of Artemis in the company of Rocketboy and the ever present providers of delight we have all come to expect and, hopefully appreciate.

Arrival time this weekend was 19:00. Of note is the ever rising new wing being raised from the parking lot. One does have to wonder, with the increased capacity of Artemis, where they will be parking the cars. I found myself wondering if a car valet service will be offered when the extension opens, and if so, maybe RB and myself should apply to run such a service.

The crowd of mongers seemed a little thin to me as I arrived, and likewise there seemed to me an higher than usual volume of ladies in the bar by 20:00. But things must have been okay for the ladies as the room waits, if anything, seemed longer than usual by around 22:00-23:00.

I was hoping for a repeat with a young lady (Nicole, Czech) I had session-ed with on my previous visit. (not to be confused with Hungarian Nicole who has recently received some negative reviews here) Trouble was it has been two months and I was not entirely clear what she looked like other than tall, blond and, IMO, beautiful. Mostly I was just counting on the hope that I would know her when I saw her. The fact though that I was not certain that she was there made for a few uncertain moments in the darkness of the bar. Finally I went to the desk and asked, to be told that in fact she was not signed in for the evening and it was doubtful that she would be there.

None of my fall backs were there and so I was preparing myself for perhaps a dry run when I happened upon Susie at the bar. Blond, beautiful, personable and a German native we chatted (she speaks perfect English) for a few minutes and then decided to head up stairs and get in line for a room. As mentioned there was quite a back up on the second floor and things did get a bit ugly with girl disagreeing about who was first and even accusations of line jumping, a typical Berlin activity if super market lines are anything to go by.

Susie turned out to be a good solid choice. She is a very professional provider with a long list of extras offered (pretty much anything you can think of except heavy perversions) and I am sure she would do them all well. We even had a discussion about anal and I suspect that if one were so inclined she would be a very good choice for this from looking at her ass.

My only caveat with here is that she has no sense of maintaining any illusions as to why we are there. As I say she is a pro. This need not be a bad thing but I would never call her a GFE. One slightly odd thing that she mentioned is that her sister works at Artemis as well and they offer a full lesbi-show session for those who want a sister act. Are the really sisters? I tend to think so, she pointed her sister out and it is believable if not fully obvious. They are sisters, but not twins. In any case I was not in the market for this particular fantasy scenario but I do think if anyone has the desire these two might just be worth the expense.

My own session was very vanilla, perhaps to her disappointment but I did not feel that she pulled back on the service as a result. The sex was fine and after we spent some time together talking and she seemed in no hurry to leave the room.

A quick note on SinglePro's thoughts about Artemis and the GFE-I do agree with some of what he says. Certainly the Artemis crew can be a wee mercenary in their approach to sex and especially on the busier nights there are some pretty serious pros prowling the carpets.

However, to say that the GFE is impossible just shows a lack of patience and perhaps too narrow a view of the type of ladies that one goes after. Tall, blond German ice queens are in high demand and the ladies know it. I think if you just go after this type anywhere you will have a hard time finding a GFE. Especially on a Saturday when things are full force you really have to bide your time and be patient. In any case, for me GFE's are sessions that I usually do not expect but am simply happy when they happen.

AM

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby; 1299582]It's over! .

[url]http://bit.ly/NcQce5[/url][/QUOTE]Zimmerbaby. Beyond superb.

But, this could also convey the feeling one gets after a great elusive GFE German Ice Queen session, so it's a bit ambiguous. For those of you who click, the name Jenna cums to mind.

Angus- This car parking idea of yours has some merit. At the moment, if we could just park one car a day, it might double our income.
And maybe we could get some sort of staff di(ck)scount for parking other things inside Artemis.
Of course this does mean you (and I do mean you) will need a valid drivers license.
We could call it "Valets of the Dolls", with a nod to the stunningly trashy novel and films of the 60s [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_Dolls_(film)[/url] With Sharon Tate no less, during her pre Charles Manson phase.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1299639]Susie turned out to be a good solid choice. She is a very professional provider with a long list of extras offered (pretty much anything you can think of except heavy perversions) and I am sure she would do them all well. We even had a discussion about anal and I suspect that if one were so inclined she would be a very good choice for this from looking at her ass.

My only caveat with here is that she has no sense of maintaining any illusions as to why we are there. As I say she is a pro. This need not be a bad thing but I would never call her a GFE. One slightly odd thing that she mentioned is that her sister works at Artemis as well and they offer a full lesbi-show session for those who want a sister act. Are the really sisters? I tend to think so, she pointed her sister out and it is believable if not fully obvious. They are sisters, but not twins. In any case I was not in the market for this particular fantasy scenario but I do think if anyone has the desire these two might just be worth the expense.[/QUOTE]Yes, she have a sister if we talking about the same person. Blond, a little short with curly hair right? And Susie has big silicon boobs? I have never seen Susie but her sister that I have some sessions with has told me about her. Could they really be sisters for real and do lesbo? I did not get that option. Sounds like a strange thing to do (IMO).

[QUOTE=SinglePro; 1299539]I just came back from my first visit few weeks ago and probably last visit to Artemis even though I'm a frequent FKK monger. I seem to read so much good stuff about Artemis, so I paid a visit on Saturday there while visiting Berlin the first time. I must say that there were quite few eye candies there, but that's where the praise ends. I have to say Artemis really sucks. None of the hot candies, especially the German ones, allowed DFK. Sure, there were few who didn't mind DFK, but they're usually the ones from Romania or Hungary or Moldova and are usually not the attractive ones. So, why bother. Most of the hot chics are sharks.

I approached a long hair tall German blond named, coincidentally, Candy who has a nice playboy figure with natural big tits. She refused to go to the room by herself. She only wanted to go if her friend can come along to have a three somes. She doesn't allow DFK. Then, I talked to another shoulder length German blond named Nataly (or something) who is from Hamburg. Even though she is not exactly my type because of her silicon tits, I decided to chat with her to see how she's like. She's very articulate and polite and college educated. As I found out in our conversation, she doesn't offer kissing and only does CBJ. Huh, CBJ in a FKK club? Are you kidding me? I moved on to the next blond. She is a tall thin blond local girl from Berlin. She said that DFK is for boyfriend only. Obviously, I didn't go with any of them. I ended up going to the room with a Hungary chic who didn't mind DFK, but she was not exactly my type in terms of look and body. To me, Artemis is just a Berlin version of Palace where the girls get used to rip off tourists and provide minimum service. If you're interest in natural blond and expect passionate DFK, Artemis probably is not the place for you. I'll just stick with those clubs in NWR and Frankfurt. I'm done with Artemis.[/QUOTE]I did a session with Natalie on my 2nd or 3rd day at Artemis and she definitely DID BBBJ, CIM and DFK in the room. Then again I took her upfront for a guaranteed hour. And made it clear there may be more on offer. I never asked about DFK with any of the girls but was very forward about other stuff and told the ladies I would be very generous to them. It seemed to have worked. Some of the women I avoided put on "avoid me, I am a hardened $$$ chaser vibe, so were relegated to my "never play team".

Sorry you had a bad time. But for me, living now with the moral Muslim police I would kill to be at Artemis regularly. Then again maybe then the novelty of the simplicity of it all may wear me down as well after a few goes there.

[quote=kid icarus;1299664]yes, she have a sister if we talking about the same person. blond, a little short with curly hair right? and susie has big silicon boobs? i have never seen susie but her sister that i have some sessions with has told me about her. could they really be sisters for real and do lesbo? i did not get that option. sounds like a strange thing to do (imo).[/quote]that was the sister's name but i only saw her at a distance. susie, med height i would say, blond but not curly, and man made breasts (a very good job) not particularly big, maybe 34 b or c?

is sister / sister [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url] strange at the professional level? perhaps to some but i asked her about this and she seemed pretty level headed about it. it is what some punters want for their fantasy is basically what she said. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url] is after all a cultural taboo and thus largely conditioning. brother / sister [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url] carries more weight for obvious reasons. so strange is very much a function of your conditioning not the act itself i wold say.

and i do think that they are sisters, with at least one common parent though we did not get into such details. if nothing else susie struck me as very straight and honest. you may not get a gfe from her but i feel you would always get your monies' worth.

am

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0; 1299661]Angus- This car parking idea of yours has some merit. At the moment, if we could just park one car a day, it might double our income.

And maybe we could get some sort of staff di (ck) scount for parking other things inside Artemis.

Of course this does mean you (and I do mean you) will need a valid drivers license.[/QUOTE]Actually I was think you would do all the actual work and I would sit back at the bar and be the brains of the outfit.

AM

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1299661]Zimmerbaby. Beyond superb.[/QUOTE]Absolutely!

Lately it looks like the more I have fun in a club, the worse the reports are on the respective thread.

Very curious to check it out on late July.

Might also rent a car just to test the new car valet thing! :)

Ciao!

[QUOTE=Kimino;1299692]AVery curious to check it out on late July.![/QUOTE]Just announced is the summer Schaumparty (foam party). Last year's was up on the roof with a foam machine and plentiful cocktails poured with a heavy hand on the booze. It is the only party I have ever actually enjoyed at Artemis.

July 18th unless Berlin weather is bad.

AM

Sorry boss, I have to USE THAT PICTURE elsewhere. It is too fucking "gut"

Angus. July 18. Good I hope to be back there before then as Ramadan starts here in Maroc! FOAM and BEERS and Champers it is.

Hi,

Just back from 4 sunny days in Berlin.

ARTEMIS, closed to the Westkreuz S-Bahn, very easy to go with metro!

Was a bit disappointed, for me I felt not so comfortable like in other fkk (e. G. Samya)

Girls are too professional and not enough GFE (I've tried 9 girls in 2 days) ; I've founded two exceptions but I can't remember their name. (not so important because it's just a question of feeling, what for me good is maybe for you is shit!). Very sexy girls!

Be careful: a lot of professional Romanians doing sex like machine without feeling. They say there are German or from an other country (Spain) , their German is quite good, difficult for you to make any differences!

Caligula Club (bottom of Kuerfuerstendamm). Horrible place: you pay 100 Euros and everything is included: drinks and sex with the girls available, the all night! Poor girls, the customers are disgusting, that's not normal that such places exist! I asked myself if it's legal?

Enjoy.

Rogers

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1299692]Might also rent a car just to test the new car valet thing! .

Ciao![/QUOTE]Could we share the same car, so we don't have to pay double to those two shady but scrupulous guys who do the valet parking?