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[QUOTE=XXL;2009907]I suspect men who are into round or broad faces are also into swarthy women rather than into skinny women. A broad face goes together with a broadish body rather than a vertically elongated body. I remember a man telling me oval faces put him off. I found that strange since I like faces to be oval (with the larger axes being the vertical one of course). In a woman I like everything that points to upward growth (apical dominance).[/QUOTE]You have me bamboozled. Swarthy is a strange word to use, very old fashioned and slightly derogatory or possibly with racist overtones 50+ years ago I imagine (maybe not), and never comes up here, and I guess you intended something else, since does not seem to have anything to do with skinny or non skinny.

I see I am just repeating Goatscrot, in a way.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2010061]Swarthy means dark-skinned. Not sure how that relates to skinny or broad. I like well proportioned women who are not too thin, but for sure not fat or broad. I do like oval or almond shaped faces.[/QUOTE]I meant stocky.

[QUOTE=Wiild;2009972]Thanks FormulaOneFan I will start at Crazy House and also check out rainbow 2. Re: Freelancers: I wonder if the Dance / Night-Clubs like Sugar, Climax, Insanity or Narz could have some enhanced-busty freelancing talent. Thermae and Lords are also on my to-do list after reading your posts as I like different scenes and environments.[/QUOTE]What you find and take away might turn into a "Coyote Ugly", situation. Those ladies wear a lot of makeup and in the low light they look great. Don't use the small head to make your choice. Take the one you choose into the light and then proceed.

RL.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2010327] Take the one you choose into the light and then proceed.RL.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the wise words RL! . to me the game, the hunt in the dark can sometimes be more satisfyiying and fulfilling than the end-game in the bright room. But I will be cautious, promise!

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2010327]What you find and take away might turn into a "Coyote Ugly", situation. Those ladies wear a lot of makeup and in the low light they look great. Don't use the small head to make your choice. Take the one you choose into the

RL.[/QUOTE]In my recent visit to Soi Cowboy I noted the use of red lights above the stage and at the side of the bars. This is to enhance the appearance of the skin. It was exciting to see the girls naked on the bar in CH. Later, when I returned to CH from another bar I saw some of the girls on the street outside having a smoke and eating. They wore nice robes, but I could not help but think how ordinary they looked. It must be difficult to make a judgement of appearance in the bar or indeed also outside the bar if the neon lights are on. What you need is a flashlight with a natural daylight lamp.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25;2010417]In my recent visit to Soi Cowboy I noted the use of red lights above the stage and at the side of the bars. This is to enhance the appearance of the skin. It was exciting to see the girls naked on the bar in CH. Later, when I returned to CH from another bar I saw some of the girls on the street outside having a smoke and eating. They wore nice robes, but I could not help but think how ordinary they looked. It must be difficult to make a judgement of appearance in the bar or indeed also outside the bar if the neon lights are on. What you need is a flashlight with a natural daylight lamp.[/QUOTE]Red lights have been a mainstay of BKK GoGo bars for as long as I can remember. And yes, it is to make the gals look better. Most are dark skinned Isaan gals, who in the light of day would not turn your head in the least. These days so many have surgery to get rid of the flat nose, the square jaw, and other features that to many men make them less than attractive. In GoGo, Thermae, and other venues these days the number of gals with sub-par surgeries is overwhelming. Stay here long enough and you will see through the illusion created by those lights and surgeries and the GoGo gals won't look good at all and neither will most of the FLs.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2010431]Red lights have been a mainstay of BKK GoGo bars for as long as I can remember. And yes, it is to make the gals look better. Most are dark skinned Isaan gals, who in the light of day would not turn your head in the least. These days so many have surgery to get rid of the flat nose, the square jaw, and other features that to many men make them less than attractive. In GoGo, Thermae, and other venues these days the number of gals with sub-par surgeries is overwhelming. Stay here long enough and you will see through the illusion created by those lights and surgeries and the GoGo gals won't look good at all and neither will most of the FLs.[/QUOTE]Personally I don't find the often occurring wide Thai nose of Thai sex workers to be attractive. Nor the skin that was born tanned.

OTOH the often full, great for BBBJs & smooching, Angelina Jolie type lips, slim short bodies, round little bubble butts, long straight black or dyed red hair, is magnificent.

When added to all they have to offer in submissive shy attitudes, great service, a most excellent menu & dirt cheap prices, it's like having died and gone to heaven.

To my tastes, I don't imagine any surgery on the wide nosed ones would not be an improvement.

Guys,

I tried a lot all over the world and of course all of us like different things but the Milking Table with ME2 and EE1 was something I will remember. Some would claim it is possible to find better looking girls but in the end it is the pleasing attitude that counts for me. And it was never better. They were literally spinning around on my command. They tried so hard to please me. It was like they took it so seriously they started to whisper together doing my dick the second time. The included anal was too harmful for them that we gave up in the end but again they tried so hard. We also had a fun time together and they seemed to be happy in my company. When they saw the person I am they could even take it a little rough. But as always you will have to balance and see how far the girl will go. So be nice to them and they will pay you back with all they have. The table itself was not the turning point but the girls were.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2008760]That would help, but talking with the girls, those guys also have a reputation for bar fining the girls then having 10 other guys waiting in the room to gang bang the girl. It's not just that they are cheap. There are multiple reasons they ban those guys.[/QUOTE]WTF, only 1 guy pays and other 10 guys want a share for free. That's being cheap at its finest. LOL.

Similar joke will be 1 guy paying for buffet entry for 2 hours, and all his friends are waiting outside of the restaurant, taking turns to get in with every one eating for 10 minutes. LOL.

By the way, by the time I'm typing this, I just saw a Bangladeshi guy haggling for room price at the hotel reception for nearly an hour. LOL.

First time to Thailand and was in BKK for three weekdays. I didn't think I would have any down time to relax but after RTFF, it turns out my hotel is fairly close to Patpong and I decide to hit a Blowjob bar. I don't want to waste time ogling, don't want to waste time chatting to see if there is chemistry, just get a blowjob and leave. So, I head to Star of Light. Thanks to the forum, I was able to find it easily.

Walk up to the bar and there are girls sitting outside the door. The girl closest to the door stands up, opens the door and welcomes me in. I go inside and oh my, this place is very very small! It's like the complete opposite of the TARDIS. A lot smaller on the inside. I have taken one step in and I am touching the bar with my right hand and my left leg is touching the mamasans knees as she is sitting on the couch. For some reason, I thought for sure there would be more girls inside but no. This is a super small bar. I step back outside, look at the other girls and decide that the girl that opened the door for me would do. I ask for a beer and Lek goes and gets me a cold Chang and her kit. She takes me to the back room which is really a bathroom with a sitting area. Lek starts preparing and I desperately need to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] but at the same time I have an erection. So, I am standing over the urinal trying to take a leak and nothing is coming out because I am hard. After about a minute of standing there and realizing I am having plumbing issues, Lek comes over and grabs my cock from behind me. It's super sexy that she is holding my dick over the urinal and I am sure she was just trying to help but her massaging makes me ever harder. And harder to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. I finally take a leak while Lek is holding my dick and then she walks me by my cock over to the sitting area. There are two triangle seats and she has put a towel down on one. I take off my pants, sit down and Lek starts licking. No cleaning, no antiseptic wipes just a straight tongue cleaning. What an awesome blowjob. This girl is super talented. Drinking beer, watching Leks head go up and down, playing with her tits and she was so accomodating. At one point I stood up and asked her to lick my balls while I teabagged her. I cum in her mouth, she spits it out into a napkin, and then she grabs my cock again, stands me up, pulls me over to the sink and gives my cock a nice washing. I love this place!

Went back to the bar and there were two other punters in there. Each sitting down on one of the couches and getting their knobs sucked. I still hadn't finished my beer so I took a seat at the bar, bought Lek a Lady's Drink (150 THB). Lek isn't much of a talker but she smiles and she started giving me a nice back rub. Not sure what the protocol here would be: I am sitting at a bar getting a back rub and two punters are right next to me getting BJs. One of them was moaning quite a bit and then stopped when I came and sat at the bar. Do you acknowledge your fellow punter, do you go over and give them a high five, do you avoid eye contact completely? I finished my beer, paid, tipped Lek and left without making eye contact.

Got back to the hotel and felt a little disappointed that I hadn't stayed longer so I make a plan to return the next day. I get there around 1 PM and there are about half a dozen girls but no Lek. Mamasan tells me Lek will be here around 2:00 and encourages me to grab another girl. I go back outside and grab Sie. Late 20's, skinny and short with pigtails. There was also a heavily pregnant girl there (7-8 months) but that's not my thing (even though her tits looked really big. Just saying).

When I chose Sie, she jumped up, smiling like she had just been choosen to come on down for The Price is Right. We go inside, order a Chang and she takes me to the back room. Again, I have to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]! (I don't know why but Thailand is really really hot and I am sweating like a beast and I think I need to drink water like an elephant to compensate for all the water I am sweating). So, I go to the urinal and same thing. I can't take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] because I have an erection. Too funny. Finally [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url], sit down, Sie is waiting for me on her knees and she cleans my cock with a sanitary wipe. She puts on baby oil and goes to town. Lots of tongue action, ball rubbing and eye contact, oh my god it felt good. This was total cock worship. For 10 minutes she just kept on sucking me. What a trooper. We finish, she cleans me with another wipe and I go and sit down on one of the couches.

I buy Sie a Ladys Drink and she sits with me with her hand rubbing my cock. In the meantime, another punter had walked in and he is a regular. Lucky bastard. Sits down, a girl brings him a Diet Coke and her and the pregnant girl start sucking him off.

In ten minutes, I am hard again and start fooling around with her. I have taken off her top and she is sitting on my legs while I am sucking on her tits. I ask if I can touch her pussy and she takes off her underwear and hikes up her skirt. I am sucking on her tits, finger in her pussy and drinking Chang beer. Other girls are starting to come in now and because this bar is so small, they are changing out of their street cloths and into their work cloths right in front of me! I point to the tits of one of the girls changing and give her a thumbs up. She comes over and with the palms of my hands together, I say "Sawardi-krap" to each of her tits. Everyone gets a good laugh out of that one. She bends over and shakes her tits over my lips.

I am still fooling around with Sie and I ask her for a blowjob. She gets her kit, wipes me clean, puts baby oil on. Meanwhile, next door, the non-pregnant girl sits on a bar stool facing the punter and starts masterbating in front of him. And me. This is so hot. A girl is getting ready to give me a blowjob, I am watching a guy get sucked off by a pregnant chick, a girl is fingering herself and other girls are undressing.

Sie keeps sucking me off and the girl that shook her tits in front of me comes over and asks if she can have my sperm? I check with Sie who is concentrating on sucking me off and she agrees. Sham joins in and she has a very talented and soft lips. She definitely has more experience and tells Sie what to do like "mouth on each side of cock". So good. Since I had just cum, it was taking me a while to cum again but I was hard and truly enjoying every second of it. The other punter has taken off so it's just me and all the girls in the bar. We tried so many positions. At one point I had my middle fingers in Sie's and Sham's pussies while their lips were teasing my cock. In another, Sham asked if I wanted to "boom-boom" Sie while she licks my balls. Very tempting but I was really enjoying myself so didn't bother. So many positions, so many smiles. Lek walked in halfway through, she sees me, I shout out her name and she sees I am smiling and happy. Three girls? Not today. About 25 minutes or so of sucking me off, the mamasan says something and Sham tells me that they might stop in ten minutes. I am fine with this as they have been really good so far and continue to enjoy this amazing blowjob. In about 5 minutes, I stand up and start to jerk off while Sie licks my balls and Sham is ready with her open mouth right in front of my dick. Lek and another girl are standing next to the bar and start watching. Lek is gyrating and cheering me on. Beautiful.

Afterwards, I buy a Lady's Drink for both girls, we sit together, we chat. These girls were so much fun. They mentioned that if I took them to short time hotel, it would be a lot more relaxed and all I would have to do is lie there and they would do everything. They shared stories with me about punters coming in and doing some crazy things like having the girls line up and getting blowjobs as they went down the line. Star of Light really is an amazing Blowjob Bar. I love this place and I hope I come back to Thailand again.

Had such a good time in BKK the past week I'm already planning a return sooner than initially planned. Hoping to re-connect with my gal from Thermae (we've been chatting via WhatsApp) and possibly take her to the beach for the weekend or something. If only BKK was closer.

[QUOTE=Gunnerre;2010732]Guys,

I tried a lot all over the world and of course all of us like different things but the Milking Table with ME2 and EE1 was something I will remember. Some would claim it is possible to find better looking girls but in the end it is the pleasing attitude that counts for me. And it was never better. They were literally spinning around on my command. They tried so hard to please me. It was like they took it so seriously they started to whisper together doing my dick the second time. The included anal was too harmful for them that we gave up in the end but again they tried so hard. We also had a fun time together and they seemed to be happy in my company. When they saw the person I am they could even take it a little rough. But as always you will have to balance and see how far the girl will go. So be nice to them and they will pay you back with all they have. The table itself was not the turning point but the girls were.[/QUOTE]This is suspect, the table was nothing like in the ad,(small and dirty) they did not even bring something to cove table, both girls turned their checks on way in door when I tried to kiss them, no what they advertise at all, one smelled like smoke asked if she could smoke on balcony before she showered! What a joke, not gfx at all, while in shower would not let me touch them, keep saying when we go back to table, that was it I sent them packing! Give the non smoker 1,00 o bat for her troubles (I must of been in good mood) I don't smell and even had a suite at Lebua, horrible horrible horrible experience, I was so looking forward to it and was junk!

[QUOTE=Gunnerre;2010732]Guys,

I tried a lot all over the world and of course all of us like different things but the Milking Table with ME2 and EE1 was something I will remember. Some would claim it is possible to find better looking girls but in the end it is the pleasing attitude that counts for me. And it was never better. They were literally spinning around on my command. They tried so hard to please me. It was like they took it so seriously they started to whisper together doing my dick the second time. The included anal was too harmful for them that we gave up in the end but again they tried so hard. We also had a fun time together and they seemed to be happy in my company. When they saw the person I am they could even take it a little rough. But as always you will have to balance and see how far the girl will go. So be nice to them and they will pay you back with all they have. The table itself was not the turning point but the girls were.[/QUOTE]Do you talking about this one? [URL]http://www.bangkokbbw.com/services[/URL].

I was leaving Pattaya, my heart full, my testicles empty. I had great moments at the Skyfall, I remember Na's vagina, Ni's ass. I spent great time. It was time to leave, Jo the taxi is waiting for me with his luxury Toyota Crown. I will come back to this Paradise place. I am proud of my achievements and I think I will be remembered. If I come every year, I may get my bronze statute on Soi 6, having done so much for the economy of the country. I check the time on my new Rolex and I give my new Pussy, Gucci, leather bag to Jo. We have a two-hour journey ahead. Jo closes the door and starts the engine of his powerful Toyota. The back seat is so comfy, I take the opportunity to open a book of accounting for my next exam. My back is scratching and I take off the price tag of my new T-shirt. I take the opportunity to call my wife and give some update on Paris "the weather is grey, the flat of Jean-Michel is new, I climbed the Eiffel tower".

The car crosses the town, I look a last time at the sea and this wave that will never reach the moon and dies on the shore. My phone vibrates, Ni, Na and Nang have recognized me at the traffic light and sent me a text with a sad face. I take the opportunity to text Uncle V to thank him for his tips, I had a great time. We leave the city for palm trees and rice fields, the green landscape is amazing. Some peasants are beating a poor bull to plough through a muddy field"faster Victor Newman, faster, we have to finish before dawn". Sad life, he could have lived in a nice farm in Brittany. I think about all these girls, Na had such a tight anus, it was amazing, though it was unfortunate she had diarrhea. Ni was great, I loved kissing her pussy and eating the mushrooms around it, a bit like a "langue de boeuf" I used to have at home when entering winter. Na had the sauce. "Did you have a good time?" asks Jo looking at me through the mirror. "Oh you cannot imagine" I reply. Jo adds that he has good addresses in Bangkok. "I am not sure I will have time, I have to catch up with so many girls first, maybe I should organize some gangbangs to save time". Jo replies "you have such a health man! A real dark horse! Everybody talks about you at Pattaya".

I fall asleep. Suddenly I wake up, I have jizzed in my pants. Usually at this time I have already fucked one or two girls. My organism got quickly used to it. Half an hour later we arrive in the suburbs of Bangkok, I then recognize the street and the nana hotel. The nana-hotel, a well established brothel, an institution. Jo takes out my bag and gives me his business card for girls for later. I thank him and generously tip him 10 bahts. "Hello Mr. Crapediem" greets the porter. "Ni, Nan and Piaan" are waiting for you in your usual suit". I enter the room. The porter wants to enter, I tell him to go back to the lobby. Ni comes towards me, she is naked, she got a bit fatter since last year. Her pussy is shouting "hungry, I am hungry", it is smooth and shiny, I take off my genuine fake reeban. Nan shows me her brown hole, such a beauty, I look closer and kiss it, so tasty. Then Piaan arrives, well she has a little willy instead of a pussy. Diversity is great isn't it?

The session last one hour. The three girls cannot walk anymore, I have to call the porter to bring a trolley and kick them out. I go outside on the busy streets. It is chaotic. I manage to find a quiet bar, "the post office" and order a mango juice. It is 2 pm and I take the opportunity to go for a massage. I feel good and I am horny again. I usually separate sex and massage, but I will make an exception. My intuition was right! The lady has an electric foufou! Like Louis de Funes, I get electric shocks when I enter my tongue.

Then I stop at La Poste, order a mango juice. I take my phone and read my favorite blog and once again the advice of FormulaOne. I know the Soi Cowboy very well and head towards it. I go in the first bar, girls are not up to my taste, I show my heels and raise my arm "sub-standard". I enter the following bar "me love you long time", I like that, it sounds like Victor. Hugo or Baudelaire, such a beautiful verse. "me love you long time", long time? You won't be able to work for the rest of the season! I feel so horny that I pay her the LD immediately and fuck her on the till ST, VST! Other customers are a bit shocked, well, I don't prevent them from joining us. That was the aperitive, I then seat at the back of the bar. The NaughtyBhave has hired two new girls this year. I ask the monger, "they are very fresh, straight from Cambodia, with all their legs and arms, very rare on the market! Cambodia. I am afraid of finding a landmine in the pussy. I order another mango juice and notice I am short of cash. I decide to head towards the nana to find a cheap WG on the street. I find one, she is very old, her fifties. I like cougars. She tells me she can do anything I ask her for 5 bahts. She adds that her anus is still very tight, 2. 5 cm diameter maximum and shows it to me. I finger her on the street, good quality. I bring her to my bedroom and enlarge her anus to 4. 8 cm. She will have to retire. She leaves, crying, the end of her career at Bangkok. I take out my diary and adds "+1". Tomorrow I will reach 20, the target a friend fixed me to get a free pint at the Cock Inn. I switch off the light and text my wife "the sun is piercing clouds, I am having lunch with Thierry."

Hi Indy, I realize I could google location but where is it? Did you see any big boob girls? Thanks for the entertaining post. Especially the protocol for multiple knob polishings right there at the bar. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=IndyHundred;2010862] amazing Blowjob Bar. I love this place and I hope I come back to Thailand again.[/QUOTE].