[QUOTE=CrapeDiem;2010944]I was leaving Pattaya, my heart full, my testicles empty. I had great moments at the Skyfall, I remember Na's vagina, Ni's ass. I spent great time. It was time to leave, Jo the taxi is waiting for me with his luxury Toyota Crown. I will come back to this Paradise place. I am proud of my achievements and I think I will be remembered. If I come every year, I may get my bronze statute on Soi 6, having done so much for the economy of the country. I check the time on my new Rolex and I give my new Pussy, Gucci, leather bag to Jo. We have a two-hour journey ahead. Jo closes the door and starts the engine of his powerful Toyota. The back seat is so comfy, I take the opportunity to open a book of accounting for my next exam. My back is scratching and I take off the price tag of my new T-shirt. I take the opportunity to call my wife and give some update on Paris "the weather is grey, the flat of Jean-Michel is new, I climbed the Eiffel tower".
The car crosses the town, I look a last time at the sea and this wave that will never reach the moon and dies on the shore. My phone vibrates, Ni, Na and Nang have recognized me at the traffic light and sent me a text with a sad face. I take the opportunity to text Uncle V to thank him for his tips, I had a great time. We leave the city for palm trees and rice fields, the green landscape is amazing. Some peasants are beating a poor bull to plough through a muddy field"faster Victor Newman, faster, we have to finish before dawn". Sad life, he could have lived in a nice farm in Brittany. I think about all these girls, Na had such a tight anus, it was amazing, though it was unfortunate she had diarrhea. Ni was great, I loved kissing her pussy and eating the mushrooms around it, a bit like a "langue de boeuf" I used to have at home when entering winter. Na had the sauce. "Did you have a good time?" asks Jo looking at me through the mirror. "Oh you cannot imagine" I reply. Jo adds that he has good addresses in Bangkok. "I am not sure I will have time, I have to catch up with so many girls first, maybe I should organize some gangbangs to save time". Jo replies "you have such a health man! A real dark horse! Everybody talks about you at Pattaya".
I fall asleep. Suddenly I wake up, I have jizzed in my pants. Usually at this time I have already fucked one or two girls. My organism got quickly used to it. Half an hour later we arrive in the suburbs of Bangkok, I then recognize the street and the nana hotel. The nana-hotel, a well established brothel, an institution. Jo takes out my bag and gives me his business card for girls for later. I thank him and generously tip him 10 bahts. "Hello Mr. Crapediem" greets the porter. "Ni, Nan and Piaan" are waiting for you in your usual suit". I enter the room. The porter wants to enter, I tell him to go back to the lobby. Ni comes towards me, she is naked, she got a bit fatter since last year. Her pussy is shouting "hungry, I am hungry", it is smooth and shiny, I take off my genuine fake reeban. Nan shows me her brown hole, such a beauty, I look closer and kiss it, so tasty. Then Piaan arrives, well she has a little willy instead of a pussy. Diversity is great isn't it?
The session last one hour. The three girls cannot walk anymore, I have to call the porter to bring a trolley and kick them out. I go outside on the busy streets. It is chaotic. I manage to find a quiet bar, "the post office" and order a mango juice. It is 2 pm and I take the opportunity to go for a massage. I feel good and I am horny again. I usually separate sex and massage, but I will make an exception. My intuition was right! The lady has an electric foufou! Like Louis de Funes, I get electric shocks when I enter my tongue.
Then I stop at La Poste, order a mango juice. I take my phone and read my favorite blog and once again the advice of FormulaOne. I know the Soi Cowboy very well and head towards it. I go in the first bar, girls are not up to my taste, I show my heels and raise my arm "sub-standard". I enter the following bar "me love you long time", I like that, it sounds like Victor. Hugo or Baudelaire, such a beautiful verse. "me love you long time", long time? You won't be able to work for the rest of the season! I feel so horny that I pay her the LD immediately and fuck her on the till ST, VST! Other customers are a bit shocked, well, I don't prevent them from joining us. That was the aperitive, I then seat at the back of the bar. The NaughtyBhave has hired two new girls this year. I ask the monger, "they are very fresh, straight from Cambodia, with all their legs and arms, very rare on the market! Cambodia. I am afraid of finding a landmine in the pussy. I order another mango juice and notice I am short of cash. I decide to head towards the nana to find a cheap WG on the street. I find one, she is very old, her fifties. I like cougars. She tells me she can do anything I ask her for 5 bahts. She adds that her anus is still very tight, 2. 5 cm diameter maximum and shows it to me. I finger her on the street, good quality. I bring her to my bedroom and enlarge her anus to 4. 8 cm. She will have to retire. She leaves, crying, the end of her career at Bangkok. I take out my diary and adds "+1". Tomorrow I will reach 20, the target a friend fixed me to get a free pint at the Cock Inn. I switch off the light and text my wife "the sun is piercing clouds, I am having lunch with Thierry."[/QUOTE]Well that was a very entertaining report, especially as post number 1. Unfortunately it is lacking any useful information and is written like we should know you already because you have been a forum member for years. Are you an existing member who has opened a 2nd account?
What would be useful to know would be how much was the ride from Pattaya to Bangkok? Who did you book the ladies with that were waiting in your hotel room in Bangkok? Were they freelancers or do they work for an agency? What were their rates? Other than he girls names from Skyfall in Pattaya, what else can you tell us about your experience in Pattaya? What were the good Soi 6 bars?
